"Shia LaBeouf" Live by Rob Cantor

Differences between Sunni & Shia

• Believe Ali was the rightful khalifa
•Believe only the descendants of the Prophet should be the khalifa
•Honor and pray at graves of their imams
• Make pilgrimage to the Karbala
• Allow mutah (temporary marriage)
• Hit themselves during Ashura
• Hate Aisha and believe she committed adultery
•Curse the Sahaba (Prophet’s companions)

•Believe Abu Bakr was the rightful khalifa
•See honoring and praying at graves as an idol worshipping thing
•Don’t care about the Karbala
•Believe self-harm is forbidden (ex. hitting yourself on Ashura)
•Believe Aisha never committed adultery and was the favorite wife of the Prophet
•Believe mutah is forbidden
•Respect the Sahaba

PESHAWAR, PAKISTAN - FEBRUARY 13: Relatives mourn for the victims after a suicide blast at a Shia Mosque in Pakistans northwestern Peshawar on February 13, 2015. At least 19 people were killed and 40 others were injured in a gun-and-bomb attack on a Shia mosque during Friday prayers in northwestern Pakistani city of Peshawar, police and officials said.

Life Hack: When an annoying guy keeps asking you to hang out, tell him you have plans and when he asks what those plans are, tell him you have to go to a juvenile delinquent camp for boys to break the curse made by your no good, dirty rotten great-great grandfather, and then proceed to tell him the rest of the plot of Holes in its entirety.

A Pakistani man mourns the death of his family member following an attack by suicide bombers and gunmen on a Shiite mosque in Peshawar, Pakistan, Friday, Feb. 13, 2015. (Source: AP)