I just can’t I died laughing because this is so Dramione omg love this if you don’t get this im sorry.
Draco: So tell me again…why in the middle of the night have I been called down here?
Goblin: Well you see as her husband you are the next of kin and…
Goblin: We can’t get her out, when we try she just “shhhs” us.
Draco: You mean to tell me, that 1. she broke in 2. got past all of your magical security and 3. is still in there completely undisturbed?
Draco: Okay, another thing, why are they here? *gestures over shoulder*
Harry: We are Aurors, and her best friends.
Ron: Plus if it were anyone else she would be arrested, and you wouldn’t know until after they detained her.
Goblin: Here we are….Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Vault.
Harry: Good luck mate.
Ron: We will be out here if you need backup.
Draco: *Glares and mumbles ‘chickens’ under his breath, and walks into the vault. Looks around and finds Hermione sitting in a chair with an ancient looking copy of Hogwarts a History open in her hands.* Ahem…Hermione sweetheart?
Draco: Hermione sweetie what are you doing in here?
Hermione: *turns page* I was reading one of my copies of H.O.H. and it said that the very first and only copy of H.O.H. was in the Hogwarts vault at Gringotts.
Draco: And you thought to come down here and read it yourself, without getting permission?
Hermione: Oh I know if I owled McGonagall she would have said yes, but then I would have had to wait for her reply, and then set up a time to come down here. This was faster.
Draco: So you mean to tell me, that you woke up in the middle of the night with the urge so strong to read this book that you; snuck out of the Mansion, snuck into Gringotts, bypassed their over the top security measures that they even improved upon because of the last time you broke in and out of here, snuck down to the Hogwarts vault, and broke into it…all because you couldn’t wait to read this book?
Hermione: *smiles and looks up* Yes.
Draco: *kisses her forehead* Alright sweetie, just make sure to put everything back where you found it. *Exits vault*
Harry: So how did it go?
Goblin: Is she going to leave?
Draco: Ha…good luck with that she won’t be leaving till she’s done.
Ron: Well that’s good enough for me, shall we go for an early breakfast?
*the three men walk away discussing where to eat*
Goblin: But…but…she can’t!
Hermione: *in the vault* SHHH!