shhh i just really like this photo

• oh my god I wanna know what all these fines were for so bad

• like why has bits got two? has someone heard him use a pet name on the phone? y'all know our boy would never drop a pie so what has my poor baby done

• you gotta assume rans and holsters’ fines were for something really dumb. like they’re the captains so you know they did something fine worthy and lardo just yelled FOOIIINEEEE in their faces for a solid 30 seconds

• I NEED TO KNOW WHICH NUMBERS ARE BEHIND TANGO’S FINGER

• IS IT NURSEY OR DEX WHO HAS A DOUBLE FINE??

• tho I can probably guess that it’s nursey and I can guarantee that one of them was for tripping/dropping/spilling something (most likely on someone else - dexy I’m lookin at you, sorry)

• and poor chowder, my sweet innocent baby so many heinous crimes committed

• also can’t help but notice lardo is not on here

• (bc she is perfect and you know if anyone ever tried to fine her she’d stare them down until the swore to never tell - then she’d put money in bitty’s baking fund anyway)

• also what else can you get fined for??

• if dropping a pie is one then you know there’s fines made by someone that’s directly aimed at another team member

• did shitty implement the ‘assumption of a person’s sexuality/identity etc’ fine? (he so did)

• is there a fine for disturbing justin ‘he’s a coral reef’ oluransi during exam period?

• even jack must have invented a few

• some boring ones like no interrupting history documentaries (”I DON’T CARE IF YOU PUT YOUR BONGS INTO THE SHAPE OF SIDNEY CROSBY’S FACE SHITS THIS IS INTERESTING”)

• and jack defo started the ‘no singing in the haus before 8am’ fine

tl;dr - I love this insight into hockey court and I need to know all the ins and outs and all the possible fines pls