shh i'll call it what i want

nct dream watching a horror movie
  • Chenle: *screams his high pitch chenle scream*
  • Renjun: shh it's ok i'll protect you *tugs chenle closer*
  • Jaemin: i can't watch hold me
  • Jeno: *holds jaemin tightly* i'm here don't worry
  • Mark: *whispers* hyuckie i'm scared
  • Donghyuck: fuck what do you want me to do call ur mom? suck it up u coward and keep watching
*20 years later*
  • Daughter: Hey mom, I like this band-
  • Me: omg I'm so sorry.
  • Daughter: Sorry?
  • Me: I'll call the teachers.
  • Daughter: Why are y-
  • Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping.
  • Daughter: Why will-
  • Me: I'm afraid it's all downhill from there.
  • Daughter: What are you talking ab-
  • Me: You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
  • Daughter: But I-
  • Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
  • Daughter: I don't have a-
  • Me: You will.
  • Daughter: But-
  • Me: Shh, it's already done. There's no turning back.