I don’t like Mary.

When Mary plays all nice on the tarmac and Sherlock responds with “that’s my girl” I have to repress the urge to vomit and then (internally, most of the time), scream “SHE SHOT YOU, AND WAS SURPRISED YOU LIVED. SHE ALMOST TOOK YOU AWAY FROM JOHN, WHO SHE CLAIMS/PRETENDS TO LOVE, AFTER SEEING THE ANGUISH HE WAS IN THE FIRST TIME YOU DIED. SHE’S UNKIND TO THE POWERLESS. SHE’S A LIAR. SHE’S SELFISH. SHE. IS. A. VILLAIN.”