shes-so-pretty-and-im-so-dead

anonymous asked:

you should ask Vriska if you could borrow her blue lipstick, Jade. You'd look very nice in blue I think

oh! i’ve never even spoken to vriska!

but i mean i know who she is! she came to school the other week with a black eye!! and i heard she got it because some gross driver catcalled her and then she happened to catch up with him at some traffic lights so she dragged him out the window of his car and beat the crap out of him until his friends got out and pulled her off! and nepeta was there!! im not sure what nep had to do with it but she was in the story!

skaia high’s pretty energetic with gossip so i’m not sure i believe all of it!! but i would! she is literally so cool i think wearing her lipstick would kill me. kill me dead!!!

my mom is really pretty like absolutely gorgeous beautiful pretty. she basically looks like a greek goddess

i dont look anything like my mother asides from our genetic code and whatever physically we have nothing in common. her hair is thick and curly mine is dead straight. she’s short with fair skin im like 5′5 with dark brown. she’s got freckles all over her face and i have a few moles here and there. anyways what i was getting at was when people see my mother for the first time their initial reaction is always ‘wow your mom is so pretty you look nothing like your mom’ and its true like i know i dont but like i feel so bad when it comes from my friends idk im so happy people think my mother is beautiful but why cant i look like that? 

So i smoked a few min. Ago and since then ive thought of some pretty stupid shit.
I.e.
• i Almost went outside in my underwhere becaude i thought im actually wearing thrm (my sweat pants) because every time i see my sweatpents im. Wearing them so therefore if i dont put them on theyre Already on
• so im eating and idk how my food got into my mouth but the fiest thing i think is “my food teleportrd!”
•i thought my cat had came back to life because apparently in my head she is dead and stuffed and i sae her move so shes alive but she was always alive.
So yeah thats me so far

Addition to that i now see the future and a little ghost girl but really i can see the fucking future im psychic!

taurielsylvan replied to your post: taurielsylvan replied to your post: so…

sairalindë just cruises through ferelden with such a wonderful :||| expression. “ur mom kicked some ass but she’s dead so ull do.” ok. “here’s a blond idiot ur gonna fall in love w/” ok. “oops here’s your witch bff” ok.

pretty much????? meeting alistair is always like “youre kind of a weirdo :|” and ali like “yeah” and its like ?? i lovethis ?? i cant wait for josren to meet zevran i mean meeting zevran regardless of what you plan on doing with him is fucking surreal but when im already set on “these two are gonna fall in love hardcore” its even funnier i cant wait….. what a mess i love it

4x19
“Lily”
#swxnsaviorsundays
#swxnsaviorepnotes
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Omg what’s that blue stuff GENIE
Oh jk
“He is in the book. He can no longer alter our world, only record what happens.”
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IM SO SAD CRUELLA IS DEAD
ew rumple
“The savior has taken her first step down a dark path, and we need to make sure she stays in it.”
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OMG JEN IS SO PRETTY
“Hook’s right” lol finally David
OMG COLIN TALKED YES
I missed his voice omG
“They named her Lilith.” “No!” “EMMA what is it?”
OMG CUTE LITTLE KILLIAN
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WHAT DID LILY DO
Regina why are you talking to Emma like that shut up that’s mean
“so the only friend I ever had wasn’t even my friend by choice.”
AWE BABY
The way she says ‘insane sister’
WHY DIES REGINA CALL HER SWAN THATS KILLIANS NAME
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Lol studying on commercial breaks okay
FLASH PREVIEW
BELLE AND WILL HAHAHA RUMPLE IS HATING
“Be careful, Swan.”
“Take my advice. Vengeance is tempting. The darkness always is. Resist it.”
“Why couldn’t you?”
“I didn’t have anything to live for.you have your parents, Henry.”
“You.”
“Aye me”
“And I you. That’s what’s kept me on my path. Use whatever it takes to stay on yours.”
OH
MY
FRICK
WHAT
THIS IS REAL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT NOT A DRILL
HOLY MOTHER OF PEARLS
AWE HIS CUTE LITTLE SMILE
PREPARE FOR 12 MILLION EDITS OF THIS SCENCE
IM AN SQUEALING
AWEEE
AWEEE
AWEEE
YES A KISS OMG
“Emma…”
“Take care of Henry.”
SHES GONNA CRY
OMGGGGG CS I JUST CANT
I CANT GET OVER CAPTAINSWAN
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Here’s what Is so significant, Emma shared her past with Lily with Killian, & no where else
Wow I got so caught up in the young emma flashback I wrote nothing
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Jen is so pretty omG
EMMA GIRL DONT CHOKE HIM OR PUNCH HIM OMG
her eyes aren’t as red this ep
Is it just me?
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AWE BELLS THE BABY SITTER
DO I SHIP BOOKTHIEF, OR RUMBELLE?¿
WILL ILYSM
HAHAHAHA RUMPLE WANTS BELLES HEART STOLEN AND WILL IS LIKE LOL ALREADY DONE
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I HATE GOLD RN
URGH go away
“Wanna talk about what happened back there?
WTH WAS THAT WOLF
OMG
FLAT TIRE
OMG IMG IMG
THE WILF
LIKE HSSHSJSJISIDEBEN
LILY
"Starla”
Wth
Young emma is so GOOD
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Woah that was a cool transition
LILY HAS A DAUGHTER AND HUSBAND WHAT
WOW LIES
SHE BRIBED THE KID WITH FOOD WTH
OMG
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Modern Mal is so pretty wth
I have a feeling fetus Em is gonna get caught
NO EMMA IS GONNA BE KICKED OUT FROM HER FOSTER HOME
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WHAT
THE
HECK
OMG
WHAT
HOW DID SHE KNOW
SHE TOKK THE BUG NOOO
THE APPRENTINVED SCRILL OMGGGGG
WHAT
HIW
WOAH
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Gold why are you hear Urgh
Mal doesn’t want the savior to go dark omG
WOW NOW GOLD HAS BELLES
JENNIFER WHAT THE HECK YOU ARE MAKING ME SCREECH HOE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
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The actress that play young lily is so good omg
I don’t really like the older version of lily idk
OMG GIRL SO BADASS I LIKE THIS
YOU GO EM
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OMG THERES A FIGHT
EMMA SWAN DO NOT KILL HER
DO NOT KILL SOMEONE ELSE
THEY WILL PUT YOU IN JAIL
EMMA SWAN DO NOT SHOOT HER
REGINA HELP HER
EMMA SWAN
EMMA
EMMA
“If you pull that trigger, you’ll be the one who ruins your life this time.”
YES GURL YES
GOOD JOB BABY
YOU GO GIRL
HOLY HELK I WAS HOLDIG MY BREATH FOR SO LONG
WOW
IM SO EMOTIONAL
WHAT THE HECK
JENNIFER MARIE MORRISON
LANA PARILLA
HOLY
WOW
OKAY
WHAT
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WHAT
that’s the sorcerer
WHAT THE HECK
Wth sorcerer go away YOURE MAKING HER MORE EVIL
But lily looks nothing like mal
I THINK THEY ARE MAKING UP YAY
see emma, that’s what happens when you don’t kill people😂
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“What are you doing here?”
“I wanted to be certain that you got your heart back.”
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OMG STOP IT
WHAT ARE TOU DOING GODL
ARE YOU GIVING BELLE UP
WOW EMILE SO PRETTY
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YES PQ REUNION
OMG
IM CRIED
IM SCREAMED
I JUMPED FOR JOY
MARIAN GO AWAY
ZELENA GO AWAY
ROBIN WHAT IS GOING ON
WHAT
WHAT THE GELK SHES PREGNANT
ZELENA KS PREGNANT
SJSJSNNSANANA
HWAT THEBHELL
WHAT WAS THAT

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