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Laith vs Klance (aka I can’t stop laughing)

The whole Laith debacle from SDCC is honestly so HILARIOUS to me.

Because I have such vivid images of poor, poor poor Lauren silently fuming at the voltron fandom for over a year now.

Like I can just imagine her, sitting down 3 years ago or something to go over the scripts and storyboards. And she’s wondering how the show will be received when it finally premieres. Will people like it? Will they not? Who will be the fan favourite characters? What episodes will people quote the most?

But also…. ALSO… because she’s not an idiot… I imagine her knowing that Keith and Lance will be shipped together, and she’s cackling to herself as she’s writing these episodes with Dos Santos. She knows that these characters will be shipped together, and she’s been referring to them lovingly as “Laith”. FOR. YEARS.

Then season 1 premieres, and she releases her babies into the wild. This thing that she’s been working on and stressing over for years. Now she will finally be able to see how people enjoy it. What jokes are coming out of it, all the amazing fan art…

But creators don’t name ships. Fandoms do.

And I imagine her… seeing the first bit of fan art tagged as “Klance”… just stopping and going 

And basically she’s been in a silent rage for a year now. But then SDCC happened and she went “FUCK YOU SHITS, YOU HAD ONE JOB.”

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#tea

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the fact that leslie is getting mad about ben not being treated right by his hometown when she rarely (if ever) gets really mad about the way pawnee treats her is…i just love her so much and i wish she could see how great she is

Vetra Nyx is that person you know that’s had every odd job imaginable - some you’ve heard of and others you didn’t even know it was a thing that people got paid to do.

Construction? We know that one - both as a regular hand and as a foreman. Dancing? We heard about that one too - it’s a great way to make a lot of money. We even know about the smuggling - high risk but a high payout.

But what about the other work? What about all the odd jobs she worked that filled the gaps in between construction jobs and smuggling runs? 

Like the few months she worked as a dish washer and then a short-order cook at a greasy spoon at one of the mining outposts her and Sid lived at. The weeks she spent as a barker at a carnival, setting up the Ferris wheel, and working at the ring-toss booth. The month she spent working as an aquarium and terrarium cleaner and turtlesitter. The three months she spent selling timeshares. The few weeks working as an assistant who cleans up crime scenes. The time she worked as a courier, a veterinarian acupuncturist, scrubbing and detailing shuttles, answering surveys, and building sofas. All these jobs, and so many others, were all invaluable to her.

The thing is, though, they weren’t valuable because of the skills she learned doing them (although it’s a nice perk). The big, valuable thing from all these jobs was that she learned it’s not what you know - it’s who you know.

She builds a huge network of contacts, all from working these weird jobs she holds for a few days, weeks, months at a time. For Vetra, who she knew meant she could find work quick to keep food on the table, keep Sid in a safe home, get Sid into a nice-ish school, put clothes on their backs, take her sister out for ice cream every now and then.

Of course Vetra is a capable black/grey-market smuggler, great with a gun and good to have on your side, but none of that can stack up to what she can get done for herself, for Sid, and especially for the Initiative and the Pathfinder because of her network. Her network kept her safe and kept her working, and she wouldn’t be where she is or who she is without it.

I’m very disapointed that the fandom haven’t already made this joke yet and that I needed to do it myself.

But here you have it, a very chilled Eclipsa. Uh, by the way, this may be considered spoiler-ish? so yeah, watch out for that….
But if you’re reading this then you’re probably already seen the spoiler, so… whoops?

me: takes a 30 minute shower, nearly floods the whole bathroom in the process but cleans up after myself and mops the fucking floor cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

my housemate: takes a 5 minute shower right after me but when i walk in the bathroom it looks like hurricane Irma found a new place to hit and Sebastian starts singing Under The Sea in the background

I will never be over the way their conflict in this episode was resolved…

Mon-El straight up said that he was an ass and admitted that she was right and he was wrong without any prompting whatsoever. And conceded that her way of handling things was better and more effective. Plus, Rather than being upset or angry that she stepped on his heart and tricked him, he’s impressed. (all while having just been supposedly rejected by her)

One of my favorite things about him is that - even if it takes him a minute sometimes - he’s always cool with accepting his mistakes and faults and admitting when he’s wrong. He knew he had screwed up and that she had every right to be mad at him so he didn’t try to push her to forgive him or anything like that. He was there to apologize and tell her that he saw his mistakes, he saw the position he had put her in and he knew that it wasn’t right for him to do that.

Honestly, I don’t want a perfect character that never makes mistakes. I want a flawed character who can own up to it when they see where they have faltered. A character who listens to the people around them and doesn’t write off what they say for the sake of what they want. Like I said - it may take him a minute but he always gets there.

Also him acknowledging that things were easier when he was an asshat was actually a good thing. Because it’s him pointing out that he doesn’t see things or feel the same way about things as he did before.

Thinking about the next chapter and everything, I think the worst part of it is that Mutsuki went to :re for Touka. He has the picture, he knows where that person is, and he suspects that Kaneki might be there BECAUSE of Touka. Mutsuki doesn’t know that :re is more than just Touka’s coffee shop, Kaneki has other friends there, friends he knows since he became a ghoul. But Mutsuki might think he’s there because he has a crush on her. The fact that he arrived and Kaneki was there, just as he suspected… :re, the place where Touka lives… it’s gonna be a mess. Once Mutsuki sees Touka, he will feel tremendously jealous. I’m not sure if Kaneki was the one closing the shop, but I feel like Touka will come back like “hey, Kaneki, are you done? can we leave now?” and Mutsuki suddenly sees her appearing and calling him like that and hoooly fuck, I don’t trust Mutsuki’s reaction at all.

BANJOU SAVE US 

alana is complaining to me about a guest in her zoo tycoon game that was throwing a fit about not being next to a bathroom or atm machine even though he was apparently right next to both. she got so mad at him and the idea of him storming out of her zoo and going home that she picked him up and dropped him in the tiger exhibit. don’t let @striders run a zoo.

I work in a kids clothing store and so naturally we also have small toys and things aimed at kids so they can endlessly pester their parents to add more things to the pile. Anyway, one day we were having a big sale and the sweetest girl (couldn’t have been more than 7) came up to check the price of this one selfie stick microphone hybrid. And it came up to about $30. The little girl thanks me and runs off, about 5 minutes later she comes back over with a $50 bill and says “I think this is enough” and so I ring her up. We’re not allowed to keep $50s in the register so we have a safe that scans it and keeps it in there.
About 2 seconds after I put the $50 in the safe, where I cannot get it out, her mother comes over and says “Never mind she’s not getting that”. I tell the mother that since I had already put the $50 through that I would have to finish the transaction and then start a return right after. She looked mad, but said ok. So I handed her the change from the first purchase and I start processing the return, she then gives me the dirtiest look and says to me “You’re allowed sell to minors?” And I look at her and say “Yeah, kids come in here without their parents a lot.” And the look on her face was like if I had just cursed her out. She then told her daughter “You’re not allowed to buy anything, you’re too young.”
Eventually we get to the end of the return and the company has a policy where they need to know certain information to prevent fraud and stuff, and when I asked for the information this woman got all offended telling me that for her first name I could put “M” and then got even more angry when I said “No ma'am, I need your full name.” I apologized and told her it was company policy but she was still pissed at me. The worst thing though. Is parents do this ALL the time, even when it’s the kids own money. Long story short, parents are terrible.

Aaaaand this is what you get when you look at reference poses on Pinterest and get an idea… blame it on my sicky brain, there is cold going around my family and I was the last one to get it. Oh well. At least some funny doodles will come out of it right?! 

Aww man… V’s gonna be so mad at me when she sees this…. (>~<) 


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Bringer of Storms, Destroyer of worlds.

Pairing : Past!JaredxReader, Jensen, Genevieve
Word count : 1,930
Author :Mel
A/N : More parts for @bigdaddymongoose.

Part 3 of ‘My son, Bringer of Storms.’



At work, Jared didn’t let himself get too close to you. He skirted past Jensen’s questions, changing the subject without being obvious as much as he could.

During free time in Vancouver, he spent what he could getting to know River. He’d told you after an afternoon of pizza and movies while you ran errands, that he hoped his other kids grew up to be as wild and carefree as River had. He loved his sense of humor, loved how he smiled through anything, and always looked for the good in a situation. Loved his quick wit that was beyond his years. And you loved that Jared was so taken with his son.

But back home in Texas, it was different. He had assured Gen that there was nothing between you and him, but as far as she knew, your son was just that. Your son. He never mentioned River to her. Never brought it up after the phone call. She had called to talk to Jensen about it, to ease her worries. “They barely talk at work. Sometimes she sits with us to eat, but as far as I know, that’s it.”

“Thanks Jensen.”

He chuckled softly. “I get it. Don’t worry, okay. He loves you more than anything.”

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anonymous asked:

imagine Daisy gets hurt, right, and Robbie is yelling at her because he's freaking out, but Daisy just grins/winces/grimaces at him and says "It was a calculated risk - I just forgot that I'm really bad at math" 😅 thoughts?

Robbie understands that Daisy’s job can be risky and dangerous (they’re both superheroes, he gets it), but he absolutely hates it when she makes stupid, unnecessary risks. She’s tough, but she’s not invincible.

One time Daisy jumps in the way of a bullet that was aimed for Robbie. It hits her in her shoulder and she goes down hard. They have to bail on the mission as Robbie carries her back to the Quinjet. She’s so pale from blood loss, she looks on the verge of death. Robbie is able to stop the bleeding, but he is still upset. He paces around, cursing throughout the whole ride back to the base.

“It’s okay, Robbie.” Daisy winces but still manages to smile. “It was a calculated risk… I just forgot that I’m really bad at math.”

Robbie growls and throws his chain across the jet. “Dammit, Daisy, this isn’t funny!”

“Robbie, I’ll be fine.” She explains. “Once we get back to the Playground and they stitch me up, we can get back out there and nab those guys.”

“Daisy, this isn’t about the mission.You shouldn’t have risked yourself for me.” He says, running a hand through his hair. “I can heal, you could have been killed!”

“But I didn’t, so who cares?!”

“I care!”

They’re both silent, staring at each other for what seems like eternity. Robbie slowly sits down next to her. 

“I care about you, Daisy.” He lets out a bitter laugh. “Somehow, I’ve grown to care about you a lot. And seeing you like this, because of me, I …” Robbie hangs his head.

Daisy grimaces as she reaches out and places a hand on his knee. “I care about you, too.” She says. “And when I saw that gun pointed at you … I guess my instincts just took over.”

Robbie puts his hand over hers. He raises his head. "Please, don’t risk yourself for me ever again, because I … I can’t lose you.“

Daisy stares into his eyes. They are filled with as much gentle warmth as his touch. “You won’t.” She promises and seals it with a kiss.