shes so amazing i cant

fake ah crew lindsay “wild card with a stupid amount of good luck” jones who somehow always manages to hit her mark without ever meaning to through odd angles and from nearly impossible positions. everyone in los santos is terrified of how incredibly accurate she is and wondering how long it took her to train to be that perfect. meanwhile geoff shakes his head and says “you’ve never practiced a day in your life, have u” and lindsay grins and goes “nope!”

lindsay who trips on the sidewalk late one night and sends a throwing a knife flying only for it to land dead center in some assassins chest, michael waving his arms madly as he helps her up, screaming “HOW! JUST HOW!? HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE” while lindsay laughs her ass off. lindsay who chucks grenades so close to her crew members that magically bounce away at the right time and explode in the middle of a huge cluster of cops surrounding them and everyones like “you were trying to kill us!!” and lindsay totally bullshitting like "i knew that would happen!”

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‘55 Steps’ starring Helena Bonham Carter and Hilary Swank will premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival, running from September 7th to 17th. The film, directed by Bille August, is a fact-based drama about a mentally ill woman fighting the powerful psychiatric establishment for greater self-control, and the lawyer who becomes her champion and friend. Further details to come next week.

y0u guys oh my GOD

So my mom has been wondering why I’ve been hogging TV past 12am on a weeknight for awhile now so she was like what the hell are you watching? ? And I jokingly said mom shh that’s my future husband, first impressions matter ok??? respect him ok. 


So today my obitsu body for karamatsu nedoroid came and she was like “i checked the mailbox. you’re getting really weird these days.” And I was like mom pls you don’t know me. Then she literally (I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS UP) said:

“Matsuno ka no jinan. Matsuno karamatsu." 

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"I googled him.”
“He’s not even a cool character like Terry? He’s really sad and painful, why do you like him?”

my mom searched him up on google and read his bio


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a mood: me, with my purse, camera, phone, and lil paddle thing they gave me for the show held in my arms as i run towards amy, whos arms are held open to give me a huge hug

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If I touch someone who is sad, I can ease them into contentment for a short while. I can make a stubborn person compliant. But I mostly use it to help my master sleep.

today I complimented a girl on her nails and her smile was the brightest thing i’ve seen in a while and if that isn’t a reason to spread love then i dont know what is

does anyone else just have days where you are just so filled with the love for a musical that you just cant and noone in real life understands and just ahhh