shes gonna be all like wHY U SENDING THIS GIRL so much stuff

Klance stuff part 4 (Red and Blue edition)

(They communicate by feeding ideas into the paladin’s brains so no talking out loud here whatsoever for them lions)

• Sometimes Lance’s homesickness is so strong, Blue gets worried and would relay the feeling to Red and the other lions so they can mind communicate it to the team somewhere in the castle.

• Keith would always be the first to find him.

• Red would always save Keith whenever he’s in trouble or hurting but she also makes him feel guilty about not being careful by making him feel the team’s worry and fear through the lions especialy Lance’s.

• Red and Blue would sometimes talk about the wedding.

• Sometimes Green and Yellow would pitch in. Black wants all of them to have flower crowns on each head. She wants pink, baby blue and purple hues on hers.

• Red: What is a flower girl? we didnt have that on altea. Do we make a famale wear a flower costume?
Blue: Would Dear Pidge be a good flower girl, Green?
Green: I would bet my left arm she would eject herself into space before u could ask.

• When Lance and Keith were still pining, they would either find Blue sitting/cuddling together with red and vice versa and they STILL wouldnt get it.

• Red once got so frustrated that when Lance went to her for secret bonding time, she picked him up and hurled him at Keith. (Keith actually held out his hands to catch him cos he’d be damned if he let Lance get hurt)

• They both stayed hugging on the floor a bit longer than necessary until finally akwardly standing up and dashing to opposite exits with red faces.

• Blue congratulated Red on that move but it still wasnt enough so she went to grumbling in frustration while Blue tries to calm her down.

• Lance once called Keith in for dinner while Keith was doing maintenace checks in Red’s cockpit.

• She trapped them both in there while turning up the heat until Lance couldnt take it anymore and took off his jacket and shirt. Keith fainted. Lance assumed he was overheated and panicked. They got out.

• Blue did the same. Keith’s not good with the cold so Lance had to wrap him up in his jacket to keep him from shivering but ended up shivering as well.

• Until Keith quietly suggested it was ok to share body heat so they awkwardly wrapped each other in their arms until Blue finally gave up after an hour. (She wont risk freezing them to death for this)

• The other lions would feel the frustrations the other paladins feel for these two pining idiots so they sometimes chip in on helping out Red and Blue.

• Green was the one to telepathicaly disable the elevators one time.

• Yellow turned off the antigravity switch in the hangar once and they got to see Lance and Keith desperately holding on to each others hands so the other wont float away until help came.

• They argued who’s fault it was after that thinking that the other’s face was red because they were mad.

• Black can only sympathize with Shiro and shake her head in disappointment in time with him.

• Red really likes Lance, she really does but she’s still a bit bitter about past Lance flirting with every alien girl and making her baby jealous so she’s still a lil shit to him sometimes.

• Keith would sometimes sit in front of Red in the dead of the night worrying she wouldn’t want him to be her paladin someday because of his galra heritage.

• The feeling of a lifetime of loneliness and isolation would shake her so much she would accidentaly send signals of it directly to Lance waking him up and wondering why he’s crying.

• Blue once got angry at an alien trying to take (almost forcing) Lance home with him/her during a celebratory party. She physically intervened by stomping her paw in front of them and growled menacingly.

• Lance got a lil shook too and tried to calm her down after the the alien left running. “C-calm down girl I wasn’t going with them, t-they were telling me where Keith went but I guess they had different plans… thanks for helping me buddy…”

*during parties or supply runs Keith avoids being anywhere near Lance. See why in part 3*

• Blue relayed Lance’s longing feeling to Red back at the castle so she lifts Keith up and throws him out not letting him into the castle.

• With no choice he goes to the party dreading to see what he thinks he’s gonna see (Lance all over an alien girl/guy) only for Lance to find him first. “Dude! Where have you been?! Ive been looking all over for you jesus. The Poltanarks are taking pictures! You gotta be in there cmooon.”

• Keith will never forget how firm Lance’s hold on his wrist was throughout the night like Lance was scared he was gonna disappear again.

• When Lance and Keith finally got together, Blue and Red did a sublte high five. (that night, Red snuck out and scouted the 7 foot alien that was bullying her baby *see part 3*. By morning the alien was groveling for forgiveness at the castle doors.)

part 1

part 2

part 3

yesterdays jam

here it is, the it crowd au that no-one asked for. cheers @jiilys and @bantasticbeasts for being legends


Remus Lupin to Lily Evans: so

Lily Evans: so

Remus Lupin: first day

Lily Evans: ya

Remus Lupin: scary

Lily Evans: mmhmm

Remus Lupin: dont be scared

Lily Evans: im not really

Remus Lupin: u should be

Lily Evans: actually now that you mention it i am kind of scared

Remus Lupin: WELL DONT BE

Lily Evans: MAKE UP UR MIND

Lily Evans: god

Lily Evans: its like having a conversation with my anxiety

Remus Lupin: dont make me fire you on your first day here

Lily Evans: pls dont

Remus Lupin: i wont

Remus Lupin: so

Remus Lupin: im putting you in i.t

Remus Lupin: bc u said on ur cv that u have a lot of experience with computers

Lily Evans: u didnt


Remus Lupin to Lily Evans: do u actually /have/ any experience with computers??

Lily Evans: emails?? n stuff

Remus Lupin: “”””emails?? n stuff”””””??

Lily Evans: ya

Lily Evans: sending emails

Lily Evans: receiving emails

Lily Evans: deleting emails

Lily Evans: i could go on

Remus Lupin: do

Lily Evans: the web

Lily Evans: using the mouse

Lily Evans: mice

Lily Evans: using mice

Lily Evans: clicking

Lily Evans: double clicking

Lily Evans: the computer screen ofc

Remus Lupin: ofc

Lily Evans: the keyboard

Lily Evans: the bit that goes on the floor

Remus Lupin: do u mean the hard drive??

Lily Evans: correct

Remus Lupin: well

Remus Lupin: u certainly seem to kno ur stuff

Lily Evans: shut up

Remus Lupin: come on lil,,,they need a new manager

Lily Evans: dont

Remus Lupin: just take the job lil

Lily Evans: ok


Lily Evans to Remus Lupin: so,,,,the people ill be working with what r they like

Remus Lupin: quite literally the worst idiots i have ever met

Lily Evans: excellent


Marlene McKinnon to James Potter: jim

James Potter: have u tried turning it off and on again

Marlene McKinnon: um

James Potter: nice talking to you mckinnon


James Potter to Sirius Black: hey can u answer the phone

Sirius Black: i could but i dont want to

James Potter: and u wonder why no-one ever comes down here

Sirius Black: probably got something to do with that 3 day old coffee stain down ur shirt

James Potter: I TOLD U ALL MY OTHER SHIRTS ARE IN THE WASH


Mary MacDonald to Sirius Black: can u help me

Sirius Black: what with

Mary MacDonald: my computers not working

Sirius Black: have u tried turning it off and on again

Mary MacDonald: yea

Sirius Black: u kno the button on the side

Mary MacDonald: yea

Sirius Black: is it glowing??

Mary MacDonald:

Sirius Black: u need to turn it on mare

Mary MacDonald: ok hang on

Mary MacDonald: how do i do that

Sirius Black: ?? the button turns it on

Mary MacDonald:

Sirius Black: ?? u do kno how a button works dont u

Sirius Black: and if u say on clothes i am going to come up there and personally murder you

Mary MacDonald: I’d like to see you try


Andromeda Black to James Potter: Hey James.

James Potter: andy!!

Andromeda Black: Don’t call me that.

James Potter: sorry

Andromeda Black: It’s OK.

Andromeda Black: I’m having some trouble with my computer.

James Potter: wouldnt u rather talk to ur cousin abt this

Andromeda Black: I could, but I don’t want to.

James Potter: u two r more alike than u know

Andromeda Black: Shut up.

James Potter: absolutely

James Potter: so what seems to be the problem

Andromeda Black: It’s not working.

James Potter: i see

James Potter: have u tried forcing an unexpected reboot??

Andromeda Black: No, let me try.

Andromeda Black: How will that help?

James Potter: well

James Potter: the driver hooks the function by patching the system call table

James Potter: and its not safe to unload it unless another thread’s abt to jump in there and do its stuff

James Potter: and u don’t want to end up in the middle of invalid memory

James Potter: hello

James Potter: andy

James Potter: uve gone havent u


James Potter to Sirius Black: i think i just managed to successfully piss of your cousin again

Sirius Black: what else is knew


Sirius Black to Mary MacDonald: u couldnt handle all this

Mary MacDonald: i could take u any day of the week black

Sirius Black: is that so

Mary MacDonald: yes

Sirius Black: really

Mary MacDonald: stop it

Sirius Black: wow

Mary MacDonald: shut up

Sirius Black: why dont u come down here and make me

Mary MacDonald: what happened to ‘you couldn’t handle all this’

Sirius Black: u think im afraid of you??

Mary MacDonald: yes

Mary MacDonald: my brand new louboutins came in the mail next week and i know exactly the right place to stick them

Sirius Black: IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU

Sirius Black: U CAN COME DOWN HERE ANY TIME AND ILL BE WAITING FOR YOU


Sirius Black to James Potter: that told her

James Potter: can u stop fighting with mary all the time ur clogging the chat rooms


Sirius Black to James Potter: honestly its about time u got back

Sirius Black: its been all ruddy go here

James Potter: really

James Potter: how many jobs have you had

Sirius Black: one


James Potter to Sirius Black: what was the job

Sirius Black: girl on fifth

James Potter: did u hit it off

Sirius Black: define “”””hit it of”””””

James Potter: did she continue to talk to u once u’d fixed her computer

Sirius Black: she gave me her number

James Potter: r u gonna call her

Sirius Black: ?? no

James Potter: so ur just gonna toss it away

James Potter: like yesterday’s jam

Sirius Black: p much yeah

Sirius Black: and i told u to stop using that analogy

Sirius Black: jam lasts for ages


Lily Evans to Remus Lupin: u have unisex toilets??

Remus Lupin: yea

Remus Lupin: for non-binary pals

Remus Lupin: and for people having affairs

Lily Evans: i see


Lily Evans to Remus Lupin: the view up here is amazing

Remus Lupin: yep

Remus Lupin: have u found the elevators yet

Lily Evans: um

Lily Evans: yea

Lily Evans: which floor am i on

Remus Lupin: ur all the way down in the basement

Lily Evans: wait what

Lily Evans: remus

Lily Evans: ur joking arent u

Lily Evans: remus

Lily Evans: remus

Lily Evans: i know ur getting these


Lily Evans to Remus Lupin: remus

Lily Evans: the lift gets stuck halfway down

Lily Evans: and the hallway is full of maintenance stuff

Lily Evans: its disgusting

Lily Evans: i think i saw a rat


Lily Evans to Remus Lupin: ITS EVEN WORSE DOWN HERE

Lily Evans: IM READING A MAGAZINE FROM 1994

Lily Evans: WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO


James Potter to Sirius Black: theres a girl outside

Sirius Black: who is she

James Potter: i have no idea

James Potter: i cant go out there sirius

James Potter: i havent washed this shirt in three days and i forgot to put on deodorant this morning

James Potter: i havent even flossed

Sirius Black: who even flosses these days

James Potter: i do

Sirius Black: right

Sirius Black: bc ur a twat

James Potter: a twat who doesnt have gingivitis

Sirius Black: shut up

James Potter: u shut up

James Potter: one of us has to go out there

Sirius Black: u do it


Marlene McKinnon to Lily Evans: everything going ok??

Lily Evans: legit they both just walked out

Lily Evans: one of them was talkin abt tolstoy

Lily Evans: the other one was like “””james shut up u’ve literally never read a book in my life”””

Marlene McKinnon: thats sirius

Marlene McKinnon: he’s my favourite

Lily Evans: then james tried to lean on his chair and slipped over

Lily Evans: he stood up and he was like “”””plenty of people come down here to visit””””

Lily Evans: sirius was like “”””who, jim??? who comes down here???? what people????””””””

Lily Evans: james threw something at him and sirius was like “””””why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up????”””””

Lily Evans: then james was like “””what can we do you for??””””

Marlene McKinnon: cringe

Lily Evans: so i told them

Lily Evans: and bolted

Marlene McKinnon: what r u doing now

Lily Evans: im hiding in my office

Marlene McKinnon: smooth


James Potter to Sirius Black: I AM THE HEAD OF THIS DEPARTMENT

Sirius Black: i thought i was

James Potter: WELL ITS ONE OF US

James Potter: ITS CERTAINLY NOT HER

James Potter: IM GOING TO GO SORT THIS OUT


James Potter to Lily Evans: i dont mean to be rude or anything but i was not informed of any changes happening to this department

Lily Evans: did they not tell you about me??

James Potter: no sir

James Potter: and for what its worth we dont need you down here

James Potter: were perfectly capable of taking care of ourselves

Lily Evans: sure

Lily Evans: you do realise you’re wearing a shirt with a coffee stain down it that looks like hasn’t been washed in weeks


James Potter to Sirius Black: IM SORRY BUT IM NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO DEAL WITH THAT WOMAN

Sirius Black: as opposed to all the other women ur able to charm over effortlessly

James Potter: im never speaking to you again

Sirius Black: dw ill deal with her


Sirius Black to Lily Evans: sounds like ur having a v important conversation there

Lily Evans: i am

Sirius Black: also

Sirius Black: just a thought

Sirius Black: do you want me to connect up your phone??

Lily Evans: bitch


Sirius Black to James Potter: she just kicked me out of her office

James Potter: serves u right

Sirius Black: u dont even know what i did

James Potter: dont have to


Sirius Black to James Potter: so basically i went in and she was “””””pretending”””””” to talk to remus

James Potter: really??

Sirius Black: really

James Potter: shes a little bit weird

Sirius Black: i just saw you spraying yourself with cold water bc u said u had “”””””a hot ear””””””

James Potter: ITS A PART OF THAT SPORTING INJURY I GOT LAST SUMMER WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME


James Potter: i cant believe she didnt even get excited when she saw the original zx 81 we have in the doorway

Sirius Black:

Sirius Black: yea, that WAS weird

Sirius Black: totally uncalled for

Sirius Black: its almost as if she doesnt know anything about computers

Sirius Black: james??

Sirius Black: james???

Sirius Black: uve dropped ur phone havent u


Lily Evans to Sirius Black: why is he screaming

Sirius Black: i told him u didnt know anything about computers and he spilt his tea all over himself

Lily Evans: jesus

Sirius Black: yea

Sirius Black: thats why he always makes two cups of tea

Lily Evans: just in case he accidentally drops the first one??

Sirius Black: yea

Lily Evans: wow


James Potter to Sirius Black: she has to go

Sirius Black: why

James Potter: heres the plan

Sirius Black: ooh ooh hang on let me sit down first

Sirius Black: ok go

James Potter: so well go in

Sirius Black: when

James Potter: in like a minute

Sirius Black: will that be enough time for me to get to know the plan??

James Potter: yknow i shouldnt have used the world plan

James Potter: ive clearly got u overexcited

Sirius Black: would “”””scheme””””” be a better word

Sirius Black: actually no thats just as exciting

James Potter: look all i was gonna say was is that we go in, i make up a load of bullocks about computers and well see if she picks up on it

Sirius Black: yea i can see why u didnt want to use the word plan

James Potter: just let me do the talking

Sirius Black: r u sure thats a good idea

James Potter: shut up


James Potter to Sirius Black: we need to get this right

James Potter: we cannot go there in half-cocked


Lily Evans to Marlene McKinnon: i can hear them outside the door

Lily Evans: theyr just,,,,gigglin


James Potter to Sirius Black: i think that went well

Sirius Black: she was pretending to send an email to lupin and you asked her if she wanted you to connect her up to the matrix

James Potter: genius

Sirius Black: and she looked at you and was like “””””u just made all that up””””

Sirius Black: then u lost ur shit and start screaming at her

Sirius Black: at which point she stood up and starting screaming at you

Sirius Black: and u stormed out

Sirius Black: what part of that screams “”””that went well””””??


Sirius Black to Lily Evans: hey do u want me to connect up your computer??

Lily Evans: fuck off


Lily Evans to EVANS KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS: i cant believe ur going to tell on me

Lily Evans: ur like a pair of horrible old men

Sirius Black: what did she say

James Potter: she said were like a pair of “”””horrible old men””””

Sirius Black: SHE DIDNT


Remus Lupin to horrible old men ft lily evans: so what did u want to tell me

James Potter: well, its like this

Remus Lupin: im so proud of u guys

Remus Lupin: my i.t team

Remus Lupin: team players

Remus Lupin: every single one of you

Remus Lupin: theres no room for people who can’t act as a team in my team

Remus Lupin: u know what happens to people who cant act as a team in my team??

James Potter: what

Remus Lupin: i get security to escort them from the building

Remus Lupin: and if the security team cant escort them from the building as a team, then i fire them too

Remus Lupin: then i call recruitment and get them to look for a security team that can work as a team

Remus Lupin: then i warn them that they may have to escort the current security team from the building

Sirius Black: does this happen often to you then

Remus Lupin: anyway

Remus Lupin: what did u want to tell me

James Potter: well its just not working out

Lily Evans: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Lily Evans: hes joking

Remus Lupin: what do u mean,,,,”””not working out””””??

Lily Evans: ITS NOTHING

Lily Evans: WE ARE GETTING ON A LIKE A BIG HOUSE ON FIRE

Remus Lupin: then why did u text me

James Potter: um

Sirius Black: we installed a voice activation system on your computer

Sirius Black: it might take a while to get the pitch right but but nonetheless

Sirius Black: go ahead

Remus Lupin: wow

Remus Lupin: how exciting

Lily Evans: thats all then

Lily Evans: talk to you later


James Potter to nice save sirius: WHAT GOOD R U

James Potter: U OBVIOUSLY DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS

Lily Evans: no,,,,but i can learn

Lily Evans: for example sirius,,,,,u can walk me thru what ur doing right now

Sirius Black: ;)))))))) id be delighted

Sirius Black: im just working on a very simple piece of programming software

Lily Evans: on seconds thoughts i am very busy and have better things to be doing with my time thanks bye


Mary MacDonald to Sirius Black: i hope ur ready for me bitch


Lily Evans to Sirius Black: hows your arm

Sirius Black: i never knew louboutins could hurt that much

Lily Evans: yeah

Lily Evans: imagine

Lily Evans: if i hadnt stepped in and asked her out to lunch u’d be nothing more than a pile of fabulous hair right now

Sirius Black: i owe you one evans

Lily Evans: damn right u do


Remus Lupin to FUCKHEADS GALORE: i just spent the last five hours screaming at my computer for nothing

Remus Lupin: do any of u have anything to say for yourselves

Lily Evans: have u tried turning it off and on again??

it was just a matter of time- riarkle headcanon

-Riley and farkle move away for college because they got into colleges hella close to eachother (because of course they did)

 -Maya and lucas move in together too cuz lucas is going to vet school 30 min away from where maya goes to art school

-So they rent an apartment

-So what do you do when you buy an apartment together? you furnish an apartment together

-Farkles parents basically ruffle his hair and toss a credit card at him when he tells them so riley decides that just this once she can take advantage of the situation

-Riley is very into interior design

-Farkle is very into riley

-So he just kinda agrees with her on everything and she designs a BANGING apartment

-At one point she goes into a pottery barn and goes “ill take that” to the salesclerk

-“What, the chair?”

-“No. the room.”

-It ends up looking fantastic because of course it does

-So college starts, riley is an overachiever of course and takes way too many classes and is constantly sleep deprived

-Which means Riley falls asleep on Farkle a lot and one time when she falls asleep on the couch surrounded by textbooks Farkle picks her up and puts her in bed

-She calls him superman for a week after she realizes what he did

-Farkle and riley facetime Lucaya at one point and lucaya’s like “lol they’re so in love”

-Oh! yeah

- so farkle is always getting into situations that require riley to save him

-“Riley please help I lied to the cool frat guys and told them i was dating someone will you pretend to be my girlfriend for a night thank you I love you”

-He gets into these situations on purpose tho obviously

-One time Riley breaks her left arm slipping on ice and Farkle takes care of her a lot (smoothies and carrying stuff for her because she is a c r y b a b y )

-And another time Farkle has an emotional breakdown over not being the best and Riley comforts him and they fall asleep in each-others arms

-Fast forward a few months and Ok Lucas and Maya  are getting MARRIED What the FUCK theyre so young??? Whatever lets support it wait it’s a destination wedding what the FUCK just be my date (There’s one bed in the hotel room motherfuckers you know what that means…. Hardcore cuddles get ur mind out of the gutter smh) (They slow dance at the reception and then they’re super buzzed and KISS and stare at each other for a long time and then the song ends and they never talk about the kiss)

-Oh and one time Riley gets stalked by this really creepy guy and Farkle to the rescue (he puts on like 6 jackets and follows the guy down the street at night and pushes him up against a wall and says in a really deep voice ‘stay away from riley.” and the guy goes running and never bothers riley again)

-So after freshman year Cory asks if they’re going to be living together forever and Riley just shrugs and says “i don’t see why not”

-Fast forward and they go to a halloween party sophomore year and Theres an apple bobbing station and Farkles like “remember when I saved your life twice” And riley kisses his cheek and goes ‘my hero’ and their friends see this

-and said friends make them make out in truth or dare

-Riley wants to talk about it the next day but farkle just says ‘just forget it Riley, Its nothing” because he thinks that Riley was gonna reject him and rileys like ‘oh wow ok’ and the next few weeks are super awkward.

-But riley wasnt gonna reject him

-She was gonna ask him to go out with her

-But FINE FARKLE HAVE IT YOUR WAY

-So like shes sulking around the house all the time feeling all dejected

-And so is farkle

-But riley is PISSED at farkle

-But also highkey pining for him

-And farkle is highkey pining for her

-So much angst jfc

-Then he’s gonna leave for a month over thanksgiving break to visit his family and Riley is just standing in the doorway and he sees her looking just so empty and he just says ‘fuck it” and kisses her

-Shes all happy for like 8 seconds and then she just. Punches him. In the face.

-And hes like “RILEY WHAT THE HELL”

-And shes like “SORRY BUT YOU DONT GET TO REJECT ME AND THEN JUST KISS ME”

-And hes like “WHAT THE FUCK??? YOU REJECTED ME”

-“WHAT?”

-“WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT”

-The general consensus is “??????????????????????????????????”

-And so farkle calls his dad and just says “SOMETHING CAME UP”, walks to the kitchen clutching his nose to get an ice pack and just turns around and yells “ARE YOU COMING OR NOT”

-She follows him because she is Very Confused™ and feels bad about punching him

-So hes just sitting at the table with a pack of frozen peas pressed to his face and if riley werent so upset shed laugh becuase he looks like a mop of hair and two eyes on top of a bag of frozen vegetables

-“Well? Are you going to sit down?”

-She does

-There is 2 minutes and 17 seconds of silence

-They both counted

-She breaks it with “sorry for punching you”

-He just puts down the peas and goes “please explain”

-She probably owes him that she decides

-“Well you see i guess i’d had these subconscious feelings for you and then we made out and suddenly they were very conscious and i wanted to talk to you about it and maybe see if it was going to go somewhere but then you rejected me”

-It is at this point that farkle slams his head into the table

-“OH MY GOD RILEY”

-“WHAT”

-If farkle wasnt already bleeding from his nose he wouldve punched himself

-THE  GIRL HE HAD BEEN IN LOVE WITH SINCE HE WAS 7 YEARS OLD WAS RETURNING HIS FEELINGS AND HE REJECTED THEM WITHOUT KNOWING

-WHAT THE FUCK FARKLE

-“RILEY I AM SO SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO TALK BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO TELL ME NOTHING COULD EVER HAPPEN AND I DIDNT WANT TO HEAR THAT SO I JUST”

-“WAIT FARKLE WHAT ARE YOU SAYING”

-“OF COURSE I WANT IT TO GO SOMEWHERE RILEY”

-“YOU DO?”

-“YES”

-It is at this point that farkle vaults over the table, LIFTS riley out of her chair, and kisses her like there’s no tommorrow

-They stand there kissing for a solid 7 minutes (in heaven lmao puns)

-But then riley realizes that farkle is still very much injured

-“Um babe maybe we should get you to a hospital”

-“Yes i am decently sure my nose is broken you throw a great right hook”

-It is not, in fact, broken, just badly bruised

-The doctor asks “what happened?” and they both say “bar fight” at the same time

-So they send farkle home with some tape and an icepack and he recovers quickly

-Which is great because riley feels SO BAD

-Apologizing 24/7

-she makes him soup and brings him ice cream and makes him a goddamn “sorry i punched you babe i love you” poster

-And she really wants to make out with him

-Stupid miscommunicating nerds

-Love them

-Riarkle for life

-Thank u

-The end

anonymous asked:

bruna omg I love the Kara x RPDR headcanon. More pleaseeee

O SHIT ok so… all of these were discussed w kat @allybroke so credit for her as well for these ! 

this is kind of a mess to be honest cause i got v excited abt this so, ,, here we go ! 

  • lemme start w a few things that ive already mentioned in tha other ask: kara’s fav season s8 bc its the least catty of all, but she also loves s6 bc its when alex got into the show (def bc bianca del rio) & bc she really loves adore.
  • adore is her fav drag queen bc adore is the underdog and shes kind and sweet and lovable and so talented and kara is always repeating adore’s catch phrases like “im a freaking libra !” and alex is like “ur not a libra” & whenever j’onn is like trying to b serious and telling her abt a mission or whatever shes like “party!”
  • kara saying “LETS GET SICKENING!” before every mission
  • kara answering “absolutelyyy” w her best gia gunn voice to every single fuckin thing alex asks her 
  • kara at pride and shes endearing everyone to her bc shes saying all these drag terms in a normal conv and sometimes shes not even using them right but shes so cute and sweet to everyone talking to her that they dont care
  • kara going to a gay bar w alex and people take one look at kara and theyre like o honey shes lost…. but then by the end of the night shes attracted every single fuckin rpdr fan & the drags from the club and theyre all passionately discussing the show and kara is jus tryna calm alex out bc shes drunk and YELLING about how katya was ROBBED
  • kara connecting w the queens bc they have “secret” identities too 
  • alex getting into rpdr bc of kara and at first she doesnt want to admit it but actually fucking loves it so much and she 100% repeats the stuff bianca del rio says in normal conversations
  • after kara listens to alaska’s songs whenever she is gonna say anything she either starts with “my name is Kara Zor-El and i have something to sayyyy” OR shes always like “Greetings Earthlings my name is Kara Zor-El from planet Krypton”
  • kara thinking that alaska is deadass an alien and shes like “omg alex can u like search planet Glamtron for me i dont kno tha one !” and alex is jus like “omg….”
  • kara’s guilty pleasure is loving willam so much bc she doesnt want anyone knowing she laughs at some of the mean things willam says
  • kara seeing the queens out of drag for the first time and shes like “this is like.. MAGIC!!!!!” bc theyre so different
  • kara loves trixie mattel and this is just a fact.
  • kara and alex binge watching the show together and theyre watching season 4 and kara is like “i rly dont like phi phi… shes not very… nice” and alex going “u can say shes a bitch its ok”
  • kara getting genuinely upset watching season 5 and watching roxxxy be mean to jinkx for no reason and being like why is she SO MEAN alex !!!!!!!!!
  • kara and alex competing to see whom does alyssa’s tongue pop better???????
  • kara would def be friends w every single drag queen in national city btw
  • when she finds out cat grant is ACTUALLY friends w rupaul bc one day she enters catco and what the fuck is that rupaul sitting on cat’s couch…..
  • kara meeting rupaul while shes supergirl and completely geeking out and telling her abt how much she loves the show and why she loves it so much and ru is just endeared bc its impossible not to b endeared by kara???????
  • kara deadass being a judge @ rpdr as supergirl im yelling can u IMAGINE that??????? she wouldnt b able to say anything mean and shed be like “i think ur so great. u did amazing. u invented-” and she jus goes on and on
  • kara finding out a little boy in national city wants to do drag for his halloween and wants to be supergirl but his friends are teasing him and kara is deadass like “alex im going” and alex is like “sis im not stopping u” and kara deadass shows up at his house w a supergirl suit that she got winn to make and she goes w him to halloween and flies him home 
  • it actually becomes a thing like every year kara spends her night helping little boys that want to dress up for the first time but their friends tease him or their parents wont let him like kara just makes sure shes w them at all times and supports them and introduces them to her friends and shes jus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about it all
  • kara introducing lena to rpdr and lena’s fav drag queen is deadass alyssa edwards like dont fight me on this.
  • lena and kara sending each other gifs of rpdr back and forth
  • whenever lena feels herself being extra or losing her chill shes like: “the five G’s lena. Good God Get a Grip Girl” 
  • when lena and kara are watching season 5 of rpdr lena makes kara go back on alyssa and coco’s fight bc she just loses it all the time coco says IM NOT JOKNG BITCH and does the head turn
  • ok but my fav! the gang is all hanging out at the bar or something and rpdr comes up bc of course it does and then alex and lena are at each other’s throats bc alex is team katya and lena is team alaska and kara is just in the middle bc she loves both. lena is like “a person who was at the top the most should win” meanwhile alex is like “THAT SHIT WAS RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
  • kara just enjoys the show and thinks everyone is a winner at the end of the day. 

anonymous asked:

Loved the ideal spouses post! Can you do the other lords: Nobunaga, Hideyoshi, Saizo, Mitsunari and Ieyasu, pretty please? <3

ok the last one was cute so ofc i can do another one 

Nobunaga’s Wife:

  • rly hot??? 10/10 a+++ would make out with she’s gorgeous
  • Runaway Princess Trope except she dressed up as a man and made friendly with the whole oda clan
    • didn’t get to keep it up bc the day of her arranged marriage w/ nobu came and she got found out immediately by her family in attendance
  • an even bigger Sinner than nobu and he hates it bc she flusters him so much all the time
    • like he tries to flirt but she just flirts better??? whispers in his ear and shit and he’s Dead
  • More Popular With Girls and hideyoshi and toshiie are salty abt it
  • dramatic ass ho but that’s ok bc so is nobu
  • has to console nobu bc he sulks at her a lot and ends up spoiling him like a cat draped across her lap or something
  • probably more fashionable than u also Red Lipstick Aesthetic

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anonymous asked:

You such great person to translate from other when they ask you to translate,but you know in ANN Radio,myao,shimada and chiyori write letter for kojiharu too,can u translate that?And then when there is mc with sashi,jurina,kitarie,yuki and michan they talked about memory with kojiharu. if you don't mind please translate for kojiharu oshi...

Myao’s: 

“Dear Kojima Haruna,

I never thought it would come the day in which I’d have written a letter to you. First of all, thank you very much for letting me attending this All Night Nippon broadcast with you, being it your last one. I was sure that, for your last broadcast here, you would’ve gathered with all others very popular, up in SSK rankings members, and that my letter would’ve just gotten sent to you; yet, here I am, a not so popular member who doesn’t even know if she’ll make it in SSK this year, chosen by you to attend tonights bradcast. You really are a goddess, after all. You know, among the members we’re really asking ourselves if you aren’t a goddess for real, lately. You’re usually told that you’re beautiful, both in the inside and outside, but it’s actually the truth. 

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ID doc´s  year in life

TIME

Christmas is almost here and I can´t believe that it´s gonna be a year since I started…doctoring. AND WHAT A YEAR. I feel like i learnt a lot but also like I still have even more learning to do.

There is a lot of u here, still don´t get how this rant-filled blog has so many followers but I am glad it has. I am glad there are folks out there caring about my every day bs (and some of u even follow me on twitter! what a ride that has to be.)

Well anyway, I feel like i haven´t posted anything of value in a while. So for the first time in a long frickin time i sat down with my computer, opened a bag of extra cheesy nachos and started to write down some ideas.

In this first post (out of few i guess) I wanna write u down some of the ideas/schemes which worked for me about how to handle your time as a first year doc. As u can see I won´t be using the term intern. Where I am from …u r not really an intern. U are a full fledged doc who still needs some supervision but also sometimes when somebody professionally younger ends up with you….sometimes I am the “attending”. Doesn´t happen often but it does happen sometimes. So if u are from similar backround, or even if u r not…I hope this is gonna be helpful…or something.

  1. Plan your year

What? A year? YOU MUST BE CRAY.

No actually it´s pretty neat so just hear me out. Have some sort of plan/planner. I use my iphone calendar which can sync with my computer´s and I use a paper planner too…bc I am oldschool. 

There are occasions like birthdays and anniversaries, work stuff like a conferences and tests and certificates to take which has to be planned super ahead. Making a rough outlook of your next year wont hurt. Setting up a reminder for your boyfriends bday a month ahead so u can research the perfect gift? I mean common…that can be neat. Reminding u the next dentist or gyno visit…..The last possible day to pay for that conference….SET UP SOME REMINDERS. Made my life so much easier.

2. Plan your month

Girl u gotta set up those period reminders. Getting stuck in a all nighter without pad or a tampon and  have to ask the nurse to bring u some from the supplies u have for patients….not pretty…and those pads and AWFUL. Nothing worse that handling your shift well just to realize your panties are like something from a murder scene. 

Totally kills the vibe.

Also it´s good to know when do u have shifts. Mark the dates. Do meal prep before a shift and a “cool down” activity after a shift. I usually go out to see a movie or just plan a fun night with my bf and a bottle of wine watching Gilmore girls. It will make u something to look forward to as u get up at 4:00 in the frickin morning for otherwise healthy young man who had one watery stool and vomited once…and u bet your ass he called himself an ambulance. OH the rage.

If u have some holiday that month…do so! Sleep in, cook food, chill out…self care folks. Planning is caring.

3. Plan your week

I usually play my week around three or four main activities. Firstly work, second my free tme, my chill time and my beauty time. I´ll talk about work later.

My free time is all about friends, family and my boyfriend. I make sure I stay connected with people I care about even only when I send the poo emoticon to my brother. I call with my mom. I do some reding for work, I check up with finances, I check up what´s needed at home. I make plans to cook/buy/clean up. If not on paper at least in my head. I do yoga.

I CANNOT recommend a more useful app as Wunderlist. If u like lists and u have a partner with who u share a flat THIS IS THE SHIT. It makes u share lists and u can see if he or she checks the boxes as DONE. Makes doing house-work and buying stuff way more easier. And fun.

My chill time is about winding down. I don´t usually do a lot of moving during my chill time. I either just watch netflix or read a book or scroll on tumblr or play new Dishonored. I just chill and I dont care if there are dirty dishes or if my core isnt tight enough.

Beauty time is all about the pampering. Working at the hospital is gonna take a lot. Not just the stress and long hours - but also the overheated rooms during winter when the ganitors run the central heating UP TO MAX SOLAR LEVEL BURN BURN EVERYONE BURN. Your hair suffers and your skin suffers and its all dry and kinda unhealthy looking and there are weird spots and veins….I take long baths, I do face masks and hair masks and essential oils. At least once a week there is a section which is all about that bod. Your body is your temple. And u wouldn´t want your temple to be dry gray depressing wasteland would u. Take care of that bod. There are few essentials, when it comes to these things- I use/bring to wards everyday but about that some other time.

I usually plan one or two fun activities each week. Might seem like that´s not enough but When I come at home at four, it already dark outside, and its six below zero…there isnt much will left in me to even do stuff, not talking about going outside! that´s cray! So that leaves weekends. I plan meetups with friends, trips to the cinema, getting to know the city (bc we moved). Anything really. Something to look forward during your work hours. Unless you work weekend in which case everything sucks and nothing can save you.

4. Plan out your day

Oh boy. I use to plan a day  into two big sections. Firstly work, secondly the rest.

I have to be at work before 7:00 and I should know at 7:00 if shit went down with my patients. It usually means sitting behind a computer, eating my breakfast, slurping strong coffee and reading my colleagues notes about the night shift.

Then I make small notes about my patients like
“Miss X will have CT today, need to call the tech and tell him…..”

or

“Mr. Y doesn´t like his diet…gotta talk with the diet nurse and come up with something..”

Stuff like that. Stuff actual FOR THAT DAY. 

If u are freshly out of school and suddenly u work at a hospital…the whole process can and probably will take some time to getting use to. You will have to make up a system which works for u -  from how to best manage patient, who u can turn when u need a surgeon´s opinion when the the surgeon on call is a total asshole. Which therapist is the best and actually helps people. Where u can score some free pens ? Stuff like that.

For me the hardest thing was how to most effeciantly do rounds. I often have 8-10patients. SOmetines when I am all alone on the floor I have 20patients. And they can be all very difficult cases. And nobody is there to help me.

So I usually start - first the acutely worsening - septic, old folks which cardiac problems, suspected PE etc….there is A LOT that can happen in ID department. If there isn´t anyone actively dying on me I usually start with new admits. They normally take the most time.

I check their papers, their vitals, their main complains and after I go check on the physically. Then I come back and write my notes, order tests etc. When that is all done I check out if any new results came in.

!!I always write notes into my patient´s papers about which results we are still waiting for.

Again, if nobody is actively dying, around twelve I go to have a lunch. I eat regularly. Bc, once again guys. Self-care. The department won´t crumble after you leave for 20-40minutes for your legally required brake. Also running a floor…its a team effort.

And thats why I have to make  a correction here…

The first thing I actually do when I come in in the morning, I ask the nurse: Who do I need to see first. Bc nurses are your eyes and ears and hands.

After lunch I write down plans for my patients, something like :need another chest xray and if clear will go home the day after tomorrow…etc. In that case u always know who and when u wanna discharge somebody.

Also I write discharge papers…I try to write a bit every day of their hospitalization…but i am gonna be honest…sometimes I am just too frickin lazy.

And then its 5minutes before the end of my work day. And that´s that.

When it comes to most of my notes in my planner about my post-work activities….I usually have writing down stuff like - V cooks dinner, dishes are on me this time, gotta start christmas decorations. Gotta buy a christmas tree! Write down all the food I wanna cook on christmas…look up recepies and ….

U get the idea.

I was never a big planner. I kinda swam tru my life plan-free. Stuff happened and I managed. But once I started working as a doc I realize there IS A LOT I have to keep up with - work and home and friends and LIFE. It cannot be all work and no fun.

Boyfriend!Hansol/Vernon

• to be honest you first saw him on show me the money but when you saw him in real life you didn’t judge him based on that, he seemed really cool and chill and swag and not to mention cuTIE
• when he saw you he dragged all the hyungs out one by one and told them to keep cool and not to embarrass him bc tHEYVE DONE IT BEFORE AND YOU LOOK REALLY SWEET AND NICE AND HE DIDNT WANT TO BLOW ANYTHING
• and the hyungs kinda laughed a little bc is he sure that it’s them that’s doing stuff, when he’s the one who froze and started to sweat hardcore when you walked up to say hi to him lol
• obviously wrote a rap for u when it came to ask you out but got so nervous and stressed about it bc it had to be perfect that he locked himself in his room. he eventually gave up and decided to wing it and used the sea of crumpled paper to make paper cranes bc he needed all the luck he could get. i mean u were perfect to him, if you said no he didn’t know what to do.
• when the morning of the special day finally came, rap lyrics just started flooding out of his mouth and at first he was like whATS GOING ON W ME then he realised u were his muse aw
• it was a really REALLy great and meaningful rap and you were like woah Hansol that was amazing but why did u write that?
• “because I wanted to ask… doyouwanttogooutwithme?”
• “I’m sorry.., what?”
• “I said… doyouwanttogooutwithme?”
• “i can’t hear what you’re-”
• “DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME?”
• “oh you should’ve spoken louder and- wait what?”
• tbh at first you thought he was messing with you but you realised he was serious and said yes ;;-;;;
• and he just stood there for awhile, taking the moment in in silence and having a little part inside himself bc yoU JUST SAID YES TIME TO TELL THE HYUNGS NSIDNSKDNKSNC
• took you to an amusement park for your first date and kept bragging about goin on all the rides w u even the scary ones and buying EVERYTHJNG u wanted and eating all the food there was for sale and TBH u were pretty hyped for it but u didn’t think he could pay for EVERYTHING
• but when u got there you immediately requested to go on the scariest ride there was and hansol didn’t want to seem weak so he was like “let’s start with the smaller rides” and from there he proceeded to make excuses to get away from the scary rides.
• “the lines too long.”
• “I need to go bathroom.”
• “are you sure u can handle that ride, y/n? seems pretty uh, scary… for you, that is.”
• “u see, I’m really just looking out for ur safety here, maybe it’s not such a good idea if ur scar-”
• “ARE U KIDDING ME LETS GO RIDE THAT THING.”
• and he really wanted to cry bc >=< why were u so brave
• but after the ride he gained a lot more confidence and went w u in all the scary rides YAYAYAYAYYY
• kept his promise of buying you everything you wanted (more like everything u looked at) food, shirts, toys, anything. but eventually he ran out of money and ofc it ran out when it was the worst time and it was raining. he wanted to buy an umbrella but u ended up buying it and he was so sorry about it and ur like NONO ITS OK OK?
• you guys sat on a bench, with an umbrella over ur heads, waiting for the rain to subside bc people weren’t allowed on the rides and talking about your life story’s.like how he moved from America to Korea at the age of 5, his journey to become an idol and things like that, you guys got much closer after the chat.
• + he fed u cotton candy and other stuff bc u couldn’t eat w one hand since the other was holding the umbrella aw
• then once the rain had gone the two of u proceeded for another round on all the rides yay
• once night fell it got really really cold so Hansol gave u his jacket all cool like and u were blushing so hard u were glad it was dark bc u were pretty much a tomato
• YOU HAD THE BEST TIME W HANSOL AND YA
• calls you babe and baby bc that’s the things that rappers say and it sounds cool and swag when he says it so
• you guys are the kind of couple that’s so buddy buddy w each other it’s like ur best friends u kno like sometime throwing shade at each other and stuff
• you two were actually too shy to initiate anything for your first kiss and it had been quite a while and the members were getting kind of fed up at how awkward it would get when you two were about to kiss but decide against it. so they pretty much secretly made a plan to ‘accidentally’ push the two of u together, therefore making u two kiss. so when they did do that to the both of u, u guys just stared at each other whilst ur lips were touching and then Hansol eventually snapped out of it and properly kissed u and u TWO WERE SO CUTE
• likes to wrap his arm around ur shoulder
• but he’s still shy about public skinship aw
• has a habit of going straight to you for help with lyrics for his rap, even if your in two different time zones he’s all like MY WONDERFUL JAGIYA WILL HELP then he reaches for his phone and calls u and it’s like two in the morning for u and ur like WHAT DO U WANT AT THIS HOUR and he’s like HELP, SEND ME A POCTURE OF UR FACE I NEED INSPIRATION and ur like MY FACE ISNT PRESENTABLE and he’s all like O PLS IVE SEEN U IN UR UGLIEST BABE JUST SEND ME PLS
• and the members are just watching u two bicker back and forth
• but u eventually send a photo and immediately he got waves of lyrics to use
• “THANK YOU MY JAGIYA ILY LOTS MY MUSEEEE”
• and u smile and is like “yeah yeah ily too, night, get some rest ok?”
• likes to give you shy little pecks anywhere on the face cutie
• fave hug is where he gets to bury his face in ur neck bc u find it ticklish and it’s cute when u laugh bUt onlY WHEN UR ALONE BC THE MEMBERS WOMT STOP TEASING HIM IF THEY SEE
• when he wants attention he’ll just give you like this serious face and send u a silent message from across the room that goes along the lines of come love me, I want u to love me but I don’t want to admit it… But come love me anyway
• likes (more like loves) his little sister sofia, he speaks so highly of her and the second you met her you two clicked immediately and it made hansol happy bc two of his favourite girls getting along is the best thing in the world
• + she also said that he wouldn’t stop talking about you to her and how you were the most amazing person ever awwww
• LETS NOT FORGET BOUT BOO SEUNGKWAN AKA HANSOLS OTHER HALF THEYRE INSEPARABLE THEY GOTTA GO EVERYWHERE TOGETHER LIKE SOMETIMES SEUNGKWAN SHARES A BED W HIM AND IS ALL LIKE U CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH Y/N NIGHT
• but u don’t really mind they’re best friends so u understand yay
• Seungkwan secretly had a word with you and is all like “please don’t break my best friends heart. I’d hate for that to happen to him and he’s genuinely happy with you.”
• likes to watch movies too, u guys always stay in for movie marathons and everyone’s just like dO U EVER GO ON PROPER DATES??? and the two of u just stare at them like ?? we got popcorn, chocolate, 5,000 movies, a tv and each other, what more could we possibly need for a date?
• likes dogs too, if he’s like giving u a piggy back outside or smthn and he sees a dog he’ll literally drop u and start loving the dog and he completely forgets ur there until the dog trots away and then he’s like oH DID I DO IT AGAIN and ur like mHM YA THINK
• dislikes it when people bring up or tease him about show me the money, it’s obviously something he wasn’t entirely proud of and it upsets him whenever someone brings it up
• you ofc get super protective and is all like WHO THE HELL BROUGHT IT UP AND THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO MAKE MY BOYFRIEND CRY??? WELL WE’LL SEE WHOS CRYING AFTER MY FIST GOES TO UR FACE
• and ur anger pretty much cheers him up most of the time bc omg ur too adorable u dork
• had secretly been going to seungkwan for voice lessons everyday for hours and ur like whERE DO U GO ALL THE TIME and he just winks at u and says “you’ll find out soon, babe.” ;)))
• and ur like “:((((”
• and he’s like “;;;))))”
• “::::((((”
• “;;;;;;;;))))”
• then one day he comes in with a guitar and starTS TO FREAKING SERENADE U W ONE OF HIS FAVE SONGS, STAY WITH YOU BY JOHN LEGEND AND OH,YGOD U WERE SWOONING BC YEA HANSOLS THE BEST AT RAP BUT HIS VOICE IS AMAZING TOO !!!!!!!!
• has an addiction showing everyone his adlibs even if they’ve seen it many times before, they gotta see it again. everyone sorta just plays along bc it makes hansol happy.
• “so jagi, you hAVE to listen to my new take on seungkwan’s adlib, it’s REALLY good!”
• “//internally sighs// okay babe, can’t wait to hear it (!)”
• couple related stuff is a big no no, it’s hard enough to get him to go shopping with you but he’ll draw the line once he sees you milling around the couple items.
• when you resort to tugging at his sleeves like a child and pleading and whining like a baby, he still doesn’t want to and just stays there vigorously shaking his head in silence bc hES TOO COOL FOR THESE THINGS OK ???!1!1!1!!
• when hansol gets jealous he’s pretty chill about it, he just goes up to the person and is all like are you serious dude, do u have to do that? and then the person eventually stops and he’s still chill.
• but when the two of you are alone he begins to bombard you with questions
• “you love me the most, right jagiya?”
• “you’ll never leave me for someone like him, right?”
• “why aRENT U ANSWERING ME OMG R U GONNA LEAVE-”
• “nO GOODDDDD NO HANSOL I WOULD NEVER LEAVE U OK U BIG DORK ILY”
• “oh okay, yeah that’s what I thought.”
• his phone background is a photo of you the one time you dressed up in his 'hip hop’ clothes and u bought some fake bling and sunglasses and started rapping to lotto and he had to take a photo bc you looked hilarious and cute
• but then u swore and he was like NOPE THATS ENOUGH DONT SWEAR
• your phone background is a photo of him dressed head to toe in couple items bc you got mad at him and he was like ILL DO ANYTHING and yeah that’s how he ended up like that
• so pretty much he would do anything to see you smile <3333
• tickle fights for days, it would start off as an accidental brush on the neck and then it would lead to screams that could break windows and kicking each other’s faces off aw
• often rolls up to ur apartment at 1 in the morning to go on night walks with you, it’s the only time he can see you due to his practicing and he really misses u all the time. you don’t do much during those walks just talking about life. he sometimes walks u back home at 4 in the morning and by then ur ready to pass out so he gives u a piggyback and plops u on ur couch aw
• then he gathers tons of blankets and pillows and makes u as comfy as possible and just sits on the floor staring at u for a while bc he’s so lucky to have u in his life ;;___;;
• one time the two of you sat down for your usual movie dates and it was ur turn to pick what to watch and u made him sit through excruciating pain whilst u guys watched his videos as a child
• “WHY WOULD U PICK THIS”
• “it was gonna happen one time or another, babe.”
• “whatever.’
• "u love me.”
• “//sigh// yeah, unfortunately.”
• you guys ALWAYS do rap battles and it’s so freaking adorable
• he sends you to sleep by laying you down and just cuddling w u and staring at u w ur eyes closed and moving ur hair out of ur eyes and just admiring u
• u wake him up tbh and his excuse for not waking up early is bC HES A GROWING BOY AND NEEDS HIS SLEEP OKKKK
• it’s hard enough for hansol to be a rapper, but to be one of the main rappers in the group is even harder, it means more parts, which means more lyrics to write, which means more stress, which means less sleep, which means worse health, which means more worry from you.
• he’s always insecure and upset about the fact that people always view him as the American boy from seventeen, when really he’s more Korean in his heart. he’s also really anxious that his rap lyrics may not portray the message he’s trying to get across, it’s always what the fans and viewers would think.
• but ur always there to support him which is why he’s utterly in love with you.
• ur first fight would probably be something big, considering how you two usually take shade from each other pretty well. you walked out and since hansol is slow at reacting to things, he let you and only when u were gone did he realise what had just happened.
• he was immediately sorry once reality hit him but didn’t go straight to you, scared he’d say or do the wrong thing, so he went to look for his hyungs for help. they gave him advice and he ended up apologising by throwing rocks at ur window and proclaiming how sorry he was kinda of like Romeo and Juliet (the one where his look alike Leonardo DiCaprio acted in)
• you were like “what’s that noise at my window?”, when you came to see outside you saw hansol with a basket of small pebbles and a trillion bouquets of flowers.
• “Y/N IM SO SORRY, THAT ARGUMENT WENT TO FAR I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU. I LOVE YOU, WITHOUT YOU ID BE A COMPLETE FAILURE PLEASE FORGIVE ME, YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES ME FEEL THIS WAY AND IF YOU DONT FORGIVE ME, I DONT THINK ID EVER FORGIVE MYSELF. ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU!”
• and you ran down outside bc a) it was the middle of the night and he was screaming and b) to give him the biggest hug in the world bc nobody had ever done that for you aw
• you and hansol are the kind of couple that everyone would consider goals. your always there for each other, as best friends and lovers, you know exactly what the other needs at the right time and are honest with each other, you’ve forever got each other’s backs and although you two are only growing, what you have isn’t some teenage love. it’s eternal love. it’s adult love, elder love and anything older than that. there’s nobody else fit for hansol than you, because you’re always there to keep him focused, to make sure he’s keeping himself healthy, to inspire him and to love him. and there’s nobody else for you than hansol because he makes a smile stay on your face, he’s there when you need someone, whether you need to laugh or cry and he’s there to make you feel like your important to someone.. Important to him.
• “Your gestures hit right at my heart
You make me say mansae a hundred times~” -HanSOl

She Struck a Chord in Me (Rob Benedict x Reader)

Requested by @sammyxorae (also tagging @totallysupernaturaloneshots since I heard they’re into Rob fics)

Pairings: Rob Benedict x Reader, SPN Cast x Reader

Summary: You are a famous Youtuber and you caught Rob Benedict’s attention when a fan of yours tweeted to him about your upload of a cover of a Louden Swain song. Later, you meet at a convention and sing together, thus lighting a spark between the two of you.

Warnings: mentions of being in an abusive relationship D: but with cute stuff ahead!!! also maybe a few a lot of F-bombs!!! and loads of song lyrics!!!

Word Count: 4125 

Notes: 

  • (Y/N)- Your name
  • (Y/H/L)- Your hair length
  • (Y/H/C)- Your hair colour 
  • (Y/T/U)- Your Twitter username 
  • (Y/F/N)- Your full name


Disclaimer: I don’t own Rob Benedict or Louden Swain and can we just forget the fact that he’s married and he’s got kids for the sake of this one-shot? Thanks.


(Rob’s POV) 

Rob scrolled through his Twitter as he waited to board a plane home with Richard Speight Jr, who was also on his phone, sending multiple messages to their fellow cast member of Supernatural, Misha Collins regarding a role in their joint project Kings of Con. Rob was extremely excited about this project as they got a lot of help from fans of Supernatural and also support from the cast members, and he felt really good about it. With luck, their show wouldn’t flop and they’d get a second season…

Just then, he saw a tweet with a link to a Youtube video. The tweet said that it was extremely important for him to watch the linked video, with promises that he’ll enjoy it immensely. The tweet came from a fan, but still, Rob was wary that it could be yet another Rick Astley link to ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’. It was 2016, but Rich never failed to send him that song whenever he felt like it, so he had his suspicions of Youtube links. Yet he found himself tapping lightly on his screen, in hopes that it was as good as the fan says it is. As the video loaded, Rob pulled out his earphones and tries to untangle it, successful after several minutes of grumbling about not having tangle-free earphones. 

 Finally, he plugged in the now-untangled earphones into its little earphone socket and pressed play of the video titled ‘Louden Swain: Why Not?’, which confused him slightly. Why not Louden Swain? Did she have a thing against his band? His doubts were silenced by a very beautiful woman with (Y/H/L) (Y/H/C) hair sitting on a red couch with a guitar on her lap, strumming in the video. She wore a Louden Swain t-shirt and he noticed a Devil’s Trap throw pillow placed next to her on the couch, indicating that she was a fan of the show. She stopped strumming before she spoke. 

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Minato x Shusei x MC threesome smut. Not really sure how this turned out. I like parts of it mainly the before & after the erotic stuff. Their characters are fun to write about. I hope someone enjoys! 




After a successful article I wrote under Minato’s & Shusei’s guidance I decided to invite them out for drinks as token of my appreciation. We arrived at a local bar, a nice relaxing atmosphere. I ordered the first round of beers & downed mine in seconds. I could always, drink beer like it was water. The guys sat there, jaws gaping in shock.
“What? Is there something on my face?”
“Wow, I have never seen a girl drink a beer like that before!” Shusei said still wide-eyed.
“That’s because she’s not a girl!” Minato said with that stupid smirk on his face.
“Hey! I’ll have you know I am ALL woman” I said with a sharp glare in my eyes, directing it to Minato slightly sticking my chest out.
“I believe you,______. I mean you’re so cute, no man could brighten up the office the way you do!” I see Shusei subtly eye my chest but I can’t be mad
at him for staring, I was proud of my breasts, they weren’t too big or too small & I did puff them out on purpose.
“See, Shusei gets it!” I smirked at Minato Triumphant to have made an alliance.
“Hmph, quit trying to get in her boxers!”
“I DO NOT WEAR BOXERS!” I punched Minato on the arm & he recoiled pretending to be hurt.
“You’re so strong, MAN!”
“aha, you two are like two peas in a pod! But I’m here too, don’t leave me out!” Shusei said with a fake pout. God, it was adorable. You shook your head internally thinking how ridiculous you were being for thinking such things & blamed the beer.
“Right, I’ve got a great idea. Since we all have the day off tomorrow, how about we have a drinking contest, right here, right now!”
“Are you sure that’s a good idea, Minato? _____ is but a delicate flower!”
“Hey, women are allowed to drink just as much as men! I bet I could drink you both under the table!” I spit out, a surge of annoyance brewing under my skin.
“So that settles it then…Hey can we get three shots of tequila.”
“Ah man, this is going to get out of hand.” Shusei sighed.
Once the shots were placed in front of us, we counted to three & downed them. We called for another, then another & another & eventually asked for the bartender to just bring us over the bottle.
“Oh man, time out guys, I think we need a breather! I’m gonna go out for a smoke.”
“Oh come on Shusei, you surely can’t be down for the count!” I chimed at him.
Shusei waved his hands at us as he walked to the smoking area.
“So, you ready to give up?” I say to Minato, slamming the shot glass down onto the table.
“In your dreams, pommy” He returns the gesture & pours another shot. “you really are like a guy, y'know that?”
Feeling mischievous & a little drunk, I decided to tease him. I push my chest out again, pout & flutter my eyelashes whilst giving him puppy eyes
“How could you say that to me?” I do my best to sound hurt by his words. His eyes widen & he turns his head away his cheeks slightly pink.
“U-Umm…I-I”
I was surprised I made him flustered, it was something I’d never seen before, it was amusing. I giggle & he snaps his head back to me.
“Got'cha”
“You really are a pain in the ass, y'know that?”
“isn’t it just good that I can stand my own against you, Boss man?”
He doesn’t answer, he downs the shot he poured.
“You’ve gone quiet, not ready to give up are you?” I say with an ounce of pride thinking he’s caved.
“NO!”
“Woaaaaah, you shouldn’t shout at a lady, Minato! You’ll scare her away” Shusei says walking up behind me placing his hands on my shoulders. The cold of his hands makes me shiver through my shirt, but it felt nice on my warm skin. Minato glares at Shusei from the corner of his eye but doesn’t look at either of us.
“Well isn’t that sexual harassment?”
“Shusei just knows how to handle a WOMAN”
Minato snaps his head up at me & i smirk at him.
“She’s not wrong Minato, you’ve got to be gentle.” Shusei begins to rub my shoulders gently & leans in 

“unless she asks otherwise right, _____?”
I shut my eyes, enjoying the gentle strokes & lean my head against his shoulder eliciting a small groan of appreciation not really paying attention to what he said.
“I bet you’re a complete freak in the bedroom.” Minato spits out at me whilst smirking.
“Probably” Shusei agreed. His hands stopping.
“& why is it you two need to know that information?”
Shusei sits down next to me staring into my face, it makes me blush & i turn my head away only to be met with Minato who has moved from opposite me, to next to me as well.
“Well we are working so closely with each other, surely we should get to know each other better” Shusei whispers in my ear, his breath sending a jolt through my body. Minato stays silent, a mischievous smile playing on his lips, he runs a finger down my arm, barely touching me but just enough to give me goosebumps. I look back & fourth between them, not entirely sure this is real or if they’re just teasing me. Thanks to my drunken state, I can be abrupt & not feel embarrassed about it.
“What, do you guys want a threesome?” As those words left my mouth, I pictured it. Both of these gorgeous guys caressing me, making love to me. I could imagine Minato being rough & Shusei being gentle. Like a perfect contradiction of the two. It was a hot idea, So hot my cheeks flushed again.
“Yeah” they both said in unison. My heart nearly exploded. I wasn’t seriously expecting that answer.
“W-With me?” I managed to stammer out.
“Well of course” Shusei said tucking a strand of hair behind my ear.
“I bet you’re fun to tease” Minato said chuckling. Hardly a reason for a three-way really. Why did they want to…with me…they both have so many female admirers. & I wasn’t really one of them. I mean sure, they were hot but Minato said I was just a “guy” & Shusei was a flirt with all the girls. This is a joke, right? Whilst lost in a train of thought, I’m snapped back to the present when Minato places his warm hand on my left thigh & Shusei put his cooler hand on my right thigh. They both had such big hands but their fingers were slender, but they felt so strong against my bare skin. This was getting crazy, I can’t sleep with two of my superiors…at the same time…could I?
They both start to stroke my thighs in gentle motions. I look between the two of them. Judging my answer on whether I thought they were teasing. Whilst they both had seductive grins plastered on their handsome faces, they both had gentle fire in their eyes. Like they only saw me in that very moment. I was what they both wanted…but were they willing to share me?
Minato pulled my thighs apart slightly now slipping his hand on the inside of my thighs, small circular motions on my skin. Lighting a fire inside of me.I let out a small moan, I knew I gave them an answer, but neither of them did anything else, like they were waiting for consent.
“Are you two alright with sharing?” I grab both their hands & press them against my heat, sending hopefully a seductive smile to each of them. They grinned at each other & called the bartender for the bill.
“My place is round the corner from here” Minato said eagerly more or less throwing his money at the bartender. Shusei gave me a reassuring smile & I nodded. We left the bar & more or less sprinted both of them holding onto one of my hands to Minato’s place none of us wanting to miss the mood. 

As soon as Minato closed the door. Shusei pressed himself up behind me. Hands sliding down my sides while he kissed my neck pulling my ass into his crotch. I closed my eyes as my blood began to pump faster, smalls gasps escaping my mouth. Which suddenly became muffled when Minato’s warm lips covered mine in a passionate kiss. Minato released my lips & ran his hands up to my breasts still staring deep into my eyes.
“Do you touch & kiss all the ‘guys’ like this?” I moan out as he kneads my breast & Shusei’s kisses on my neck turned into a muffled chuckle.
“Shut up or you’ll ruin the mood.” Minato kisses me again, this time more aggressively. Groping my breasts harder as punishment for my sharp tongue.
Shusei bites my neck, sucking hard, I wonder if he’s left a hickey there but under Minato’s hot kiss, his hands on my breasts & Shusei’s hands on my waist I’m not concerned with whether or not he’s leaving a mark for long. I grind my ass into Shusei’s hardened bulge & started to unbutton Minato’s shirt. Minato momentarily stopped kissing me to slid his shirt off his shoulders & in that moment Shusei seized the opportunity to bend me over & grind his hips against my aching core.
“Mmmm..” I moan, letting my hair fall onto my face before seeing a shadow fall above me, I look up to find Minato’s crotch in my face & I immediately cup him through his trousers eliciting a soft groan from his parted lips.
Shusei flips my skirt up over my ass & caresses my soft cheeks before sending two hard slaps on my pale behind leaving bright red hand prints. I yelp & tighten my grip around Minato’s member through his pants steadying myself & let out a breathy moan. I loved being spanked & they both could sense it. Shusei chuckled
“I could tell you were a Masochist”
“& here I thought you’d be the gentle one” I said over my shoulder to Shusei.
He seductively grinned at me sending another hard smack down onto my already red cheek making sure that I knew my predictions were incorrect.
My moan hit Minato in his bulge & he groaned deciding he needed more than just my breath on him.
He unbuckled his belt & undid the button on his jeans, I reach out my hands to pull down his trousers & boxers at the same time, his erect cock almost slapping me in the face. Minato chuckled & pulled my hair out of my face, tugging slightly. Shusei pressed himself harder into my core his grip on my hips tightening & pushing me forward into Minato’s pre-cum leaking member forcing him into my mouth, my tongue lapping at his tip.
“Damn….” Minato moaned his grip in my hair tightening. I moan as the sensation of my hair being pulled & Shusei slamming into my covered sex harder.
I feel the heat from Shusei’s crotch leave me as he replaces it with a warm blow from his mouth, his hands still firmly holding onto my hips.
“How wet is she?” Minato heavily breathed out as he forced more of himself into my mouth, almost hitting the back of my throat.
“She’s soaked & we’ve barely started” Shusei said, I could hear the smirk on his face as he traced his fingers along my wet panties, my hips pushed back into his hand, I groan with my mouth full at his teasing fingers. I reach back with my free hand & grab Shusei’s arm & pull him to stand next to Minato.

 I tilt my head so I’m staring into Shusei’s eyes while continuing to lick up & down Minato’s hot shaft.
“Strip.” I ordered Shusei seeing he still had all his clothes on, who gladly obliged. I got on my knees & continued to please Minato while waiting for Shusei to undress.
“Don’t give your superiors orders, pommy” Minato growled at me & thrust himself all the way into my mouth. I gagged & looked up at him with tears forming at the corners of my eyes.
“Fuck…” Minato groaned looking at me.
“Minato, you’re being selfish. You never did know how to share” Shusei groaned as he grabbed some of my hair & pulled my head away from Minato’s length & straight over to his. & with one quick motion he thrust himself into my mouth. I reach out with my other hand & continued to stroke Minato while bobbing my head up & down on Shusei. Their grunts & my muffled moans echo around the room & I look up to both of them their fiery orbs sending a painful ache between my legs. 

I remove Shusei from my mouth. Still pumping them both with each of my hands.
“I think you’re both being selfish” I said with a cheeky smirk on my face.
Minato & Shusei looked at each other with naughty grins & they pull me up. Shusei rips open my shirt, buttons flew around the room, He then took my bra off with well practised hands. Minato yanked my skirt down & tore my panties in half & flung the remains on the floor. I felt myself get wetter at both of their actions. A little concerned for my now ruined clothes. But they didn’t let me worry about that for long.
Shusei sat on Minato’s couch & motioned me with his eyes to sit on his lap. Shit. This was getting too real. I tried to ignore the ache between my thighs while I weighed up the options of the insane teasing these two would give me at work.
“Your superior is asking you to do something, you’re in no position to defy orders” Minato growls in my ear wrapping his hand around my throat. Oh god, that was new. Why is the pressure around my neck sending jolts right into my core. Suddenly a hard slap lands on my already sore ass cheek.
“fuck” I tried to moan, but it got caught in my throat as Minato put some pressure on my neck.
“Be a good girl ____, now come” Shusei chuckled & motioned with his hands for me to go to him. With Minato’s hand still wrapped around my throat & his other hand now gripping my waist, I made my way to Shusei. Straddling his lap, where Shusei replaced his hands on my waist taking over from Minato.
“fuck…” I moaned before I even knew what happened. Minato plunged two fingers deep into my pussy once I settled on Shusei’s lap. He slowly started to move them at an infuriating but intoxicating, slow pace.

“mmm..M-Minato…mm”

 Shusei wrapped his tongue around my nipple biting gently, gradually getting harder. He snaked his other hand down to my clit & pressed down hard.
“SHUSEI…FU-F-F…” I moaned loud at the sudden pressure on my bundle of nerves, intertwining my fingers in his hair.
Minato sped up his pace & grazed my sweet spot. Shusei still circling my clit with his finger. My moans grew louder as my impending climax came closer but as if they could sense it, to torture me they both slowed their pace back down.  
“Mmmm, M-M-Minato…Shuseii…quit..mm…quit the teasing…just fuck me…” I breathed out onto Shusei’s neck.
“Be a good dog & beg for it, pommy” Minato breathed out onto my neck stilling his movements inside me completely. Shusei stopped too. His impish smile playing on his lips.
“Please Minato, Please Shusei, fuck me, fuck me now.” I whined at them. I needed them inside me. I couldn’t withstand the growing heat inside me. I needed release. I needed their thick cocks plunging into my depths. I heard them both chuckle before feeling Shusei rubbed his tip against my clit briefly then finding my entrance & threading it inside of me.
“Shusei..” My moan muffled as Shusei pressed his mouth to mine his tongue exploring my mouth. He held my hips still, letting me adjust to his impressive size before Minato started to push his also impressive size into my ass. My muffled moans turned into a delicious scream into Shusei’s mouth as Minato stretched my back passage.
“Oh..Fuck…” I’m not sure who said that, but I was so overwhelmed by the throbbing inside me. The pain subsided fast & now all I needed was them to
start moving. I lock my fingers into the back of Shusei’s hair pulling his head back & aggressively biting his bottom lip. I started to move my hips encouraging them to start moving. Minato started thrusting first, Shusei started a second after. They easily started to move in sync sending my insides into a frenzy.
Their grunts fuelling my fire further. It wasn’t long before I came undone. A tsunami of an orgasm washed over me & I screamed both of their names. Their thrusts continuing prolonging my orgasm even further. My body turned into a quivering mess & I could feel the coil in my belly start to unravel again.
Minato pulled me by the scruff of the hair so I was looking back at him. Our eyes met, sparks flying from the eye contact.
“Oh god…Minato”
“That’s right, pommy. Say your master’s name” He sent another stinging slap down onto my ass. I whined at the pain of my sore cheeks. Shusei grabbed me by the chin & made me face him again, I met his gaze, the same gaze Minato had. I didn’t notice his hand move to my clit, where he pinched my bundle of nerves between his finger & thumb.
“Sh-shusei…fu” I clenched around their cocks & both of their breaths hitched as they moaned out several curse words. Their pace increased chasing their own impending release as they sent me into another frenzy of abandoned bliss. My moans, so loud I’m sure Minato’s neighbours across the street could hear.
“Oh fuck…i’m gonna…”
“fuck…me too”
“mmm…cum in me…fuck…oh god…” Three or four thrusts later, Shusei threw his head back as his load filled me. Two more thrusts later Minato gripped my ass tightly as he too released into me. Our bodys sticking to each other. Not ready to break the contact. Our heavy breathing the only sound to be heard.

Minato was the first to pull out from me, I felt his body heat leave me & I wondered where he’d gone but before I could turn around Shusei cupped my cheek & kissed my lips gently & brushed my sweat slicked bangs out of my face & removed himself my entrance. My heart swelled. Seconds later i felt a cold sensation on my pussy & then my ass & yelped
“Jeez, Pommy, quit barking. You’re such a mess, can’t leave my pup mucky” I could have gone without the stupid comment but my heart still smiled at the kind act.
“Well, I think we certainly managed to get to know each other better” Shusei chuckled lifting me off of his lap & next to him on the couch. Minato collapsed onto the sofa next me. All of us in complete state of satisfaction.
“You’re still hardly girl though” Minato sighed through his stupid smirk. Oh he was asking for me to hit him where it hurt. Shusei smirked at Minato’s comment I reached out & stroked their cocks.
“Would you let a guy stroke you like this?” Their growing erections & hoarse moans seemed to tell me the answer neither of them could manage to say.
We spent the rest of the night moving from the living room to his kitchen to his shower till we finally collapsed on his bed in complete rapture after one final round of sharing the love.

*MORNING AFTER BONUS*
The next morning I awoke to unfamiliar surroundings. I stretched my arms before sitting up. I looked to either side of me & immediately the previous nights antics flashed into my mind. My body got hot & my cheeks grew red. To avoid confronting both of their stupid teasing ways for a bit longer I sneak out of the bedroom in search of my clothes.
When I get to the living room I pick up my tattered clothing. There was no way I could go home in these clothes. My blouse no longer had buttons & well my panties we just a strip of material now. Next to the heap of material that once was my clothes was Minato’s boxers & Shusei’s shirt. I decided to throw those on while I made their breakfast. I could figure out a plan for my clothes after a hearty meal. I was starving after the night we had. So I was certain they would be too.
Just as I finished making breakfast Minato & Shusei appeared in the kitchen.
“Pommy, what are you doing?” Both their eyes scanned me from head to toe, then the plates in my hand.
“Oh my, this is like a dream come true, a cute girl cooking me breakfast in my shirt” Shusei says with a huge grin on his face.
“Gotta admit pommy, you look good in my boxers” Minato gives me his confident smirk.
My face flushed bright red & I quickly ushered them to the dining table to eat to hide my embarrassment. We ate breakfast together, without a hint of awkwardness which I was positive there was going to be. Once the plates were cleared away I asked them what to do about my clothes.
“I could lend you a hoody?” Minato shrugged.
“That doesn’t solve the problem of walking home without any underwear on…”
“borrow some boxers too?” Shusei covers his mouth to stifle a laugh
“You’d love that wouldn’t you, Minato”
Minato & Shusei giggle like school boys as I stand & pout at them.
“Okay…haha…okay, how about you just don’t go home & we keep you here as my faithful pet pommy?”
“Seriously? That’s your solution, in case you’d forgotten I have a job I’d like to keep”
“Are you still barking?”
“Now, now you two, how about we worry about that later. We still have the rest of the day to think of solution” Shusei smirks at Minato as if it was some secret language Minato’s frown turned into a sly grin. My body tingled from anticipation as the both took a few steps towards me. I didn’t leave Minato’s apartment till the late evening. In the end, Minato got his way & I did the walk of shame wearing his boxers.

Ready (Matty Healy Imagine) in

It’s not that you don’t like seeing Matty’s shows; you do. But it’s like the crowd get’s younger and more aggressive every time. They’re crushing each other trying desperately to get to the front, while screaming obscenities like “fuck me!” at Matty while he’s performing. He can’t really tell this is all going on because the of all the noise and lights on stage, but you’re feeling tired and your head hurts. You grab your phone and send him a text.

Hey babe. The crowd is a little too much this time.. I’m gonna to head back early, but you did great and you can visit me after. && you looked really good up there tonight ;) ~ Y/N

You walk out of the venue a little disappointed you couldn’t see the whole show. You know Matty will understand; he probably wouldn’t have wanted you coming if he knew it would be that bad. It’s not easy watching a crowd of teen girls fangirl over your boyfriend. They all would gladly sleep with him, and he’s surely had the opportunity to, but he hasn’t. Not that you know of. You’re lying on your bed when your phone vibrates.

Sorry they were crazy tonight, love. I’m gonna sign a few things for them and I’ll c u soon xx  ~ Matty

You smile and set down your phone. He doesn’t come over very often, mostly because of your parents. They don’t know you’re dating yet, and you’re not sure when or how you’ll tell them. But this weekend they’re gone and he had a few shows in your city, so you impulsively said he could stay with you. He’s been in your bedroom before, only a couple hours. You were studying World History on your bed and he was reading over your shoulder, running his fingers through your hair. You think you made out a little before he left, but nothing else. You’re nervous now, because he’s staying overnight and you’re not sure what he’s expecting. Yes, you want to have sex with him, but you’re not sure if you’ll be good at it.  He’s waited longer than most guys would, and you wonder if he’s getting bored of you yet. He’s experienced, and you’re still a virgin. Maybe he knows you’re inexperienced; you have been with nearly every activity you both have engaged in. When you first met him, you were a little drunk, and yeah that was your first time. You were at a party and he was staring at you from across the room. You were giggling with your friend about a memory that you thought of as a certain song played through the house speakers. 

Who is she?” Matty asked Adam, grabbing the sleeve of his jacket as he looked at your from across the room. Adam looked at you and chuckled a little.

Uhh.. Y/N.” He said when he finally remembered, Matty continued staring at you and Adam leaned close to his ear.

High schooler.” He says hintingly and Matty turns his stare from you to look at him, shocked.

No

Yes.

No, no way.”

YES.” Adam says a bit louder as Matty sighs.

Fuck, they all look older these days.” He looks at you again, and you’re putting on your jacket, getting ready to leave. “I’m gonna go talk to her.”

“What? Matty, you can’t-”

“I’m gonna talk to her. Talk, Adam.” He says and walks toward you. Sadly, you don’t remember all of your conversation when you first met. You remember spurts of what he said to you like, “I’m Matty” and “Yeah, I’m in a band” and “It’s 1975, not 1969You must’ve been really intoxicated because you remember him grabbing your arm and saying “You’re not driving are you??” and “No, let me drive you.” When you got to his car were shocked by how nice it was. You didn’t think his band was that good.

Shit.”

Yeah, we do pretty well.” He told you as he opened your door for you. And after that there was a long drive back to your house. You gave him your number and the next morning he texted you, giving you hangover tips.

Advils, and low lighting for the rookie. seriously don’t open your curtains ~ Matty

You both texted for a few days straight and soon after you found yourself back in his car, sitting in a drive-in theater. It was a showing for a movie and you don’t really remember what it was about because no more than twenty minutes into it he was on top of you, kissing you. And you were kissing him. Eventually the car next to yours started complaining so you both nervously laughed and sat back up. He grabbed something out of his coat pocket and when you looked again you saw it was a joint. He pulled out his lighter and lit it, looking out the movie screen all-cool.  He took a couple puffs and looked at you. He held it out towards you, asking.

N-no. I’m good.” You tried to say as if you really didn’t want to.

You’re bored by the movie I picked. Getting high makes every movie fun.” He smiles and offers it to you again.

Really, I’m sure.” He looks at you curiously.

You’ve never smoked weed before, have you?”

Matty, I’ve never smoked anything before.” You said as you crossed your arms in your seat. He looks surprised at first.

Not even cigare- .. Well.. makes sense.” He sat back in his seat and took another puff. You wanted to try it.

Well now that you know, I don’t have to be embarrassed anymore. Lemme try” You say excitedly and he looks at you amused, and his smile faded a bit.

No.”

Why?”

I don’t wanna be the guy to introduce you to this stuff.” He says without looking at you. You wondered if he thought you were innocent; the kind of innocent you don’t want to ruin.

“Someone’s gotta be. C’mon Matty, please?” You ask giving him a subtle pouty lip. He wanted to, but knew he shouldn’t. He shouldn’t have even been in the car with you like this. But when he stayed up half the night you first met thinking about you, he eventually got to thinking ‘Maybe she’s worth it’.  He sighed and handed the joint to you. You stared at it for a second and he sighed again a little heavier and scooted closer to you.

Here, you’re gonna put it between your lips and breath in slow and deep.” He says looking deeply into your eyes.  You pick it up and put between your lips. It smelt different. You slowly breathed in and the hot smoke filled your lungs. Matty stared at you intensely. You went to breathe out almost immediately, but he gabbed your arm gently.

Try to hold it for a few seconds.” You tried but the smoke started tickling your throat and you coughed, embarrassingly. He leaned back a little and laughed.

“That’s always funny.” He said and laughed a bit more. You glared at him and handed him the joint.  The rest of that night you don’t remember completely, you just remember it the strange affect of the drugs and Matty kissing you goodnight.

You and Matty both saw each other more often after that; the locations were always secretive, in his apartment, or in his car on long drives to nowhere. One night he actually invited you to see a movie with him and George. You were surprised he told George, or anyone about you and you wondered to yourself if you meant more than just a fling to him. 

I’m corrupting you.” He whispered to you as he met you outside a club you had to lie to your parents to attend. He knew you weren’t as good as you used to be, or as good as you convinced your parents you were. You dressed a little darker, a bit more revealing. And yeah it turned him on, but he wanted you to know you didn’t have to change for him. He liked you as the sweet innocent girl he met at that party. But you wanted this with him, watching movies at his place, sneaking out for a smoke with the guys, cuddling in his car on late nights, anything you could do to be with him. Sometimes you could swear you were in love with him. He’d say that you filled the emptiness inside him, the emptiness that he’d constantly drown out with drinking, or drugs, or sex; he didn’t rely on those things since he had you. And even though it was never stated, sometimes you could swear he was in love with you too.

Your thoughts are interrupted as you hear a knock at the door and it slowly opened. You watched Matty peek his head through the door and settle his eyes on you, lying on your bed and he smiles at you.

“Can I come in?” He asks sweetly. You can tell he’s trying to be sensitive to you. He really doesn’t come into your room often.

“Yes, come see me.” He smiles again and walks toward the bed. He’s wearing a long white shirt, completely unbuttoned. He sits down next to you on your bed. He’s sitting up, leaning against your headboard, his legs sprawled out and he looks down at you.

“What’ve you been doing in here, love?” He asks and runs his fingers through your hair.

“Just thinking” and before he can ask what about you say, “How was your show?” His hand leaves your hair and finds yours.

“It went well. I’m really sorry you couldn’t stay.”

“It’s fine. I’ll go to another one.” You say a little disappointed. He can see you’re sad and he tries to change the mood.

“So, what will we do tomorrow? I’ve got the whole day off.” He pulls you up so you’re sitting up next to him.

“What can we do?” You ask him wondering what you can do without being seen by anyone in public.

“We can do anything you want, princess.” You give him a doubtful look and he tries to reassure you. “No, I’m serious. I’m sorry I haven’t been making us more public; I just hate how people react. Some fans harass any person I’m even rumored being with. I don’t want to do that to you, but I don’t want you to be unhappy either. So if you want to go somewhere non-secretive tomorrow, that’s what we’ll do.” He says holding both of your hands and staring at you, curious of how you’ll respond.

“Matty, I’m happy doing anything with you. Really, I am. And I’m not seeking publicity, I just want to know we’re doing okay.”

“We’re more than okay” he says and leans over to kiss you gently. You melt into the kiss and his hands caress your face. You start wondering where it’s going or if it’s going anywhere. You pull back and Matty looks at you confused and worried.

“Matty I-.. I just.. I did you really mean that? …that we’re okay?” You say looking down and he leans his head down so he can see you.

“Of course I do.” He laughs softly. “Why, is something wrong?”

 “I just don’t want to do anything that could risk me losing you.” And it sounds extremely pathetic but you’ve worried about this for weeks now.

“What would you do to lose me?” He asks quietly

“I haven’t done this before.” He looks confused so you blurt it out. “Sex… I have zero experience and… I feel like you’re bored of me already.” He looks at you a few seconds and laughs under his breath.

“I didn’t come here for sex. And you think I’d care about that? You being a virgin?”

“I don’t know” You shrug and he gently lifts your chin to look into his eyes, only inches away.

“Babe, I’m not trying anything. I don’t want to do anything you’re not comfortable with. You’re fucking stunning on the outside, and yeah I want you physically, but you as a person means so much more to me. It’s not about sex with you; I honestly love to just be with you. And I’ll never get bored of you. Everyday with you is amazing. No matter what we’re doing, I promise.” His gaze into your eyes is intense and you don’t know what to do or say so you grab him, pull him close and kiss him. Like really kiss him. He’s surprised at first and he hesitates. But soon he melts into the kiss and his hands go to your waist. You loop your arms around his neck and straddle his legs.  You can feel him smile a bit and his hands glide up and down your back. You open your lips and he slides his tongue into your mouth, slowly. His tongue flicks yours and you both fight for dominance for a minute until you let him win. You move your hands from his chest to his hair and pull it a little, causing his head to go back. His neck is exposed and you move your head down and kiss right above his collarbone. He moans quietly and you stay there for a bit until you move your head to see and slide off his shirt. He looks at you, his hands still and your waist.

“We don’t have to do this. I didn’t just say all those things; I meant them.”

“Matty, do you want to?” You say, insecurely, wondering if he’s even interested.

“Of course I do, but I want to wait until you’re sure you want this.”

“Matty, I’m ready, I wanna do this with you. Just go slow, yeah?” He stares at you for a moment and smiles.

“Yeah.” He leans in and kisses you hard. He uses his hands to pull you closer and he moves to the skin under your ear. A soft moan escapes your open lips and he pulls back. “I like that sound coming from you.” You roll your eyes and he smiles and goes back to your neck. He slowly grasps the bottom of your shirt and pulls it off of you and rubs his hands up and down, exploring you. His hands gently rub over your bra and you gently purr, your hands moving throughout his hair. He kisses your collarbone and your stomach and your lips before he looks at you for permission to take your pants off. You nod and watch him move so gently, so carefully. When they’re off he looks up and smiles. He kisses you more before removing your next article of clothing, taking his time, familiarizing himself with you until your lying on the bed, naked.

“Don’t be nervous, okay? What I’m going to do in a moment will feel good, alright?” He looks at you concerned, most likely seeing the nervousness on your face.

“Yeah, Matty. I’m fine.” He smiles for a seconds and kisses your lips. He slowly works his way down your body, kissing your neck, your collarbone, your breasts, your hips, until his warm tongue finds your folds.  It moves up and down, side to side, slowly against your clit and it feels strange for a moment until it suddenly feels really good. You lay your head back and close your eyes as you moan here and there. He picks up on that and moves his tongue a little faster and pushing a little harder, sending waves of heat throughout your body. Your hips move uncontrollably and you’re smiling from the pleasure. You’re moaning louder and reach you reach hand down to squeeze his, the other hand in his hair. You feel a sudden pressure as he slides a finger into you. You gasp from the amount of pain.

“Breathe, baby.” He says, his hot breath on you. He slowly pulls his finger back and forth. It doesn’t feel amazing until a few moments later when suddenly feeling his mouth and finger on you brings you near to your peak.

“Oh my god” You say breathy and Matty can tell you’re getting close. Slowly he comes to a stop. You shoot him a desperate/unsatisfied look.

“Be patient, love.” He smiles and kisses you again. “Do you trust me?”

“Yeah, of course.” He nods and moves his hands back to your hips.

“Alright, well lay back and relax. This might not feel good at first, but it will. I’ll go slow, okay?”

“Yeah.” You breathe out and lay on your back. You watch Matty as he lines himself up with you. He’s slow and gentle as he slowly pushes himself into you. You both let out a unison groan. It hurts a little and you’re wondering if it’s supposed to feel like that.

“Matty-”

“Breathe baby.”  He speaks smoothly. “Just look at me.” He tells you and you look up at him. He’s concentrating and when he finally pushes completely he slowly pulls out. He does this a few times and the pain is gone but it doesn’t feel spectacular. He can sense you’re not enjoying it yet.

“Don’t worry, baby. It’ll feel good soon.” You’re comforted by his words and his warmth. He slides in and out a few more times and suddenly things feel different and I let out a whimper. Matty stops immediately.

“Are you alright?” He asks concerned.

“Yes Matty..  feels good. Keep going.” He smiles relieved and keeps thrusting. You both are moving at a regular pace now. Your hands are grabbing at his biceps. You’re admiring how the muscles in his back move as he arches it.

“You’re doing so good, baby.” He says, his face all sweaty. “You’re so beautiful” You both move in fast and slow intervals and the feeling has you overwhelmed. You wrap your legs around his waist, allowing him to go deeper.

“Fuck.” He says hoarsely. You’re moaning his name the way he’s always dreamed of. Your hips are in sync and you feel intense an pleasure you’ve never felt before. You feel yourself getting close.

“Matty-” You say and your voice comes out so small. He lets out a sound that sounds like an affirmation. You both breathe heavy and your moans get louder. Matty thrusts harder and faster and you squeeze your eyes shut as you ride out the wave of your orgasm. You feel Matty release into you and he grunts as he climaxes too. After you both come down from your high, Matty pulls out of you and lays down next to you, both of you with twitchy muscles and needy lungs. You roll over and lay your head on his chest, his heart beating fast.

“Are you alright?” He asks you and you smile at him.

“Yeah, that was… really good.” He laughs quietly and kisses your forehead.

“Well good.” He puts his arm around you and holds you close. “Sleep good, baby.” He whispers to you. His warmth and his hand gliding up and down your back slowly put you to sleep.

Authors Note: This one’s for penguins-and-hairdye ;) sorry this one took me forever to write.. Send some more requests though! x

rfa + makeup headcanons

yoosung:

- lil baby is surprised at first when you ask if you could do his makeup
- he feels more honored than embarrassed though
- sits on the bed while u pull out all ur stuff and asks you little things about ur products
- “THAT LIPSTICK WAS 40 DOLLARS?!” totally shocked at how expensive makeup is (even though he spends way more on that on
lolol on a daily basis-)
- when ur finished he is in awe at how pretty u made him look
- so proud of how skilled u r and so amazed at how sharp his eyeliner looks
- low key feeling himself
- he leaves it on the rest of the day, making you laugh (*serious tone* mc…. *turns around, dramatically batting eyelashes* tell me I’m pretty?)
- zen tells him he looks like a girl and thinks it’s hilarious, but he takes it as a compliment
- next time he wants to do your makeup!!
- he does and it’s awful and hilarious and you love it more than anything
- he’s sad that he did so badly on such a pretty girl like you but you reassure him that it’s your fave thing ever
- lots of smooches and laughing afterwards

zen:

- he’s had makeup on before lots of times due to being in theatre so he’s more than willing to let you practice on him
- thinks it’s the coolest thing ever that ur gonna be in the makeup crew for an upcoming play and hypes u up so much for it
- “zen it’s not that big of a deal it’s not even a big event-” “YOU HAVE THE ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT JOBS THERE MC!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!”
- you’re embarrassed but you don’t mind all of the praise
- he likes the way your brushes feel- way better than any professional’s
- he literally will not stop staring at you while you do it and you feel shy but he’s so in love and he can’t stop looking at how focused you are and how wonderful and lovely you are
- when you’re done he takes endless selfies. Endless
- when will he stop it’s been hours
- his arm is cramping from holding his phone up for so long
- afterwards he insists on doing your makeup as well and you look like a princess when he’s done
- a messy princess, of course, but his all the same

jaehee:

- she knew you liked to watch beauty tutorials online, but didn’t really expect that you’d want her to be your model
- bashful about it, but she sees how enthusiastic you are and can’t say no to that face
- she is very quiet and still while you do it, being respectful to make sure you can stay focused
- loves it when you make little mistakes and pout over it for a few seconds
- you absentmindedly whisper things during, stuff like “your cheekbones are so good,” “I wish I had your eyelashes” “yesss you’re gonna blind someone with this highlight”
- she thinks it’s the cutest thing ever and just wants to kiss you, but stays still and politely smiles at you instead
- when you’re finished she kisses your cheek
- “you did a wonderful job, mc"❤️
- makes you tea and cookies afterwards as a token of her appreciation, she is such a sweetheart

jumin:

- you knew it would be a tough challenge to get jumin to say yes to this
- when you ask if you could put makeup on him to experiment your skills, he’s not for the idea
- “luciel put you up to this, right? i’m refusing.”
- but after a while, you came up with a solution
- you slowly walk up to jumin and sit down on his lap, facing him and smiling
- “i found a sort of middle ground for us on my makeup proposal, jumin-”
- when he sees you with a cat-ear headband in your hands he’s more than interested
- 10 minutes later
- “this isn’t what I had in mind,” he mumbles
- you just smile at him and continue to perfect that cat-eye eyeliner look
- the headband is a little too small for him but he keeps it on for your sake
- if anybody else tried this on him, he would have never accepted
- but when you’re smiling and giggling all over yourself with that excited look on your face he really couldn’t deny your wishes
- with full cat makeup on (eyeliner, whiskers, a lil nose, the works!) jumin han truly looks like the cutest thing you’ve ever seen
- you cover his face with tiny kisses and he wants so badly to push your smiley self down and make u pay-
- that adorable childlike expression on your face really does drive him crazy
- he washes it off a few minutes after you do it, then comes back in the room to see you already making your lock screen kitty jumin
- “now it’s my turn, kitten,” he smiles and pulls you into a deep kiss
- we all know how this ones going to end so I’ll leave it at that

707:

- it may or may not have been a sneak attack
- he still hadn’t waken up and it was 1:30 PM, so you decided to have your own fun
- he’s a cross dresser anyways so you doubt he’ll mind
- you basically had to straddle him in order to apply it correctly
- he drools. A lot
- almost impossible to apply the lipstick because he’s either salivating a waterfall or mumbling something in his sleep
- you remember hearing that sleep talking is supposed to reveal your innermost desires
- so why is he talking about buying a jacuzzi filled with green beans
- you decide to go with a harsh contour and orange+yellow smokey eyes
- the lipstick is bright orange (something you made the embarrassing mistake of wearing to middle school almost every other day)
- you don’t know but he woke up 10 minutes ago and he’s just enjoying it
- he loves to listen to you hum pop songs and sing softly while applying his eyeshadow
- and the weight of you on his chest, and feeling your soft breaths on his cheek when you lean in to perfect the little details
- when you adjust yourself and accidentally rub up on his boxers he really cannot handle it and jumps up on you
- you yelp in surprise and he grabs your waist and pulls you back on him, practically making out with you
- he pulls away and is obsessed with your dazed look
- sits up and checks himself out in his front phone camera while you compose yourself - “THIS IS THE BEST IVE EVER LOOKED MC”
- he kisses you EVERYWHERE and makes sure he gets that ugly orange lipstick all over you-
- sends lots of pics to the chat, even ones of you with orange kiss marks on your stomach and leading down to your
- THIS IS A GROUP CHAT LUCIEL WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
- nothing is showing but kiss marks all on your stomach and leading down under your skirt but you spam the chat a million times to make sure nobody sees it
- cuddles afterwards, he doesn’t wash his makeup off at the end of the night

anonymous asked:

Could you possibly elaborate on the whole "Farkle discovering the patriarchy" situation? Thank you ever so much.

omfg okay do I need to put a warning for ~biological feminine situations~ or can people be mature? They can? Rad.

I’m setting this in 10th grade but before Farkle and Riley start dating.

  • Okay so it’s a normal Saturday night, Farkle’s home alone and is just chilling on his laptop. It’s like…Maybe 8:30
  • He was alone on a Saturday because The Flannels were on some away game or something and Riley and Maya had the Matthews’ apartment to themselves allll weekend and made a big deal about having a Girls Weekend
  • So suddenly he gets a text from Riley right
  • “How much do you love us??”
  • So he just sighs and responds “What are you gonna make me do now?” because the girls only use that line when they want something lol
  • “MASSIVE EMERGENCY. CODE RED. My whole family is gone.”
  • “Yeah, I know, that’s why you’re having a girls night???”
  • “MY MOM TOOK THE LAST BOX OF PADS WITH HER BC OUR CYCLE’S SHOULDN’T BE STARTING FOR TWO MORE WEEKS BUT THEY CAME EARLY AND WE’RE GONNA DIE”
  • “Literally what are you talking about?”
  • “Code Red??? Periods, dumbass. We have been caught off guard and are now trapped and dying. Can you run to the drugstore for us?”
  • “NO???”
  • “Maya says to tell you that if you don’t save us she’ll come to your house and free bleed on everything you love.”
  • “If she can get to my house she can get to a CVS???”
  • “FARKLE.”
  • “RILEY.”
  • “You were so much more chivalrous in middle school.”
  • “12 year old me would’ve fainted in the tampon isle and you know it.”
  • “Farkle I cannot just bleed all over my house all weekend. Be the hero I know you are.”
  • “Ugh”
  • “We’ll let you sleepover and stay for girls weekend??? We have the ability to order you a pizza with banana peppers and extra garlic right now.”
  • “If you’re trying to bribe me right now then I better be receiving a DAMN GOOD mani-pedi in the morning.”
  • “Of course! So you’ll do it???”
  • “I’m literally already halfway to the drugstore calm down woman I left the second you said Code Red😂😂😂😂“
  • “Wait what??? Then why were you pretending you weren’t gonna help???”
  • “Because now I’m getting pizza and a mani-pedi??😂“
  • “…I hate you but Maya seems to be more grudgingly impressed.”
  • “I tend to have that effect on a lot of people.”
  • “Asshole.”
  • “She says to the boy who’s supposedly saving her life. Okay, are there like specifics I need to look for here or…?”
  • So she gives him the specifics bc Maya likes tampons but Riley feels safer in pads because everyone is different~
  • Okay so Farkle gets to the store and he’s looking for the isle right
  • And he finds it and
  • “wtf Riley why are these boxes like 10 bucks each???”
  • “Oh don’t worry Farkle we’ll pay you back when you get here!!”
  • “No??? You will not??? Omfg do you actually have to spend $10 dollars every month on pressed cotton or whatever it is???”
  • “Actually I usually go through two packs each month so $20. But I can just get the other pack later it’s fine.”
  • “20 DOLLARS??? BECAUSE YOU AREN’T PREGNANT???”
  • “…Farkle darling calm down.”
  • “I am calm but???? This is so dumb????”
  • “Listen I fully agree with that sentiment but if you could hurry up a little that’d be great??”
  • Except now our young Minkus is looking around the rest of the ~Lady Aisle~
  • And he’s seeing all the razors and shampoo and conditioner and shave gel and deodorant and everything else and he’s like…wtf
  • “Riley was is EVERYTHING so overpriced in this aisle????”
  • “Because it’s the women’s aisle???? Our lives are overpriced????”
  • “But???? WHY????”
  • “Bruh did you really not know about this???”
  • “Is this a common thing holy shit??”
  • “MAYA’S SCREAMING.”
  • “Why?”
  • “ARE YOU FINALLY DISCOVERING THE PATRIARCHY????”
  • “Possibly???? I don’t know????”
  • “FARKLE THIS COULD BE A BREAKTHROUGH. OH BOY.”
  • “Why am I only noticing this weird pricing now tho???”
  • “You’re a white boy who’s part of the 1% sweetie the patriarchy exists for you.”
  • “oh????”
  • “But no babe it’s always been like this???”
  • “Like?? Everything is cheaper in the men’s aisle how does that make sense to anyone??”
  • “IT DOESN’T”
  • “THEN WHY????”
  • “SEXISM.”
  • “WHAT THE FUCK”
  • “Those tampons you’re buying are taxed too”
  • “HOW????”
  • “They’re viewed as a luxury product or something idk man.”
  • “BUT???? YOUR UTERINE LINING IS SHEDDING??? YOU CANNOT CONTROL THAT???”
  • “WE ARE AWARE”
  • “WHY THEN”
  • “FARKLE IT’S SO EXPENSIVE TO HAVE A VAGINA I CAN NOT EVEN BEGIN.”
  • And then Riley is just telling him all this shitty stuff and Farkle is just standing in this aisle in a drug store getting his ass educated and he’s getting more and more frustrated and pissed off omfg
  • Like people walking down the aisle are lowkey getting afraid they just see this 15 year old boy texting furiously fast with a huge scowl on his face and sometimes his eyebrows will shoot up in surprise only to quickly knit themselves back together in anger
  • Riley’s listing everything she and Maya can think of he’s standing there for like 10 minutes omfg
  • “How much underwear can you get with $50???”
  • “Like???? A lot???? Packs of 5 only cost like 3 bucks????”
  • “I went to Arie the other day with a $50 gift card and I was able to purchase exactly 1 bra and 2 pairs of underwear.”
  • “W H A T.”
  • “EXACTLY.”
  • “THONGS ARE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF FABRIC REQUIRED BTW”
  • “THIS IS SO STUPID AND I HATE EVERYONE INVOLVED”
  • Maya and Riley are just. screaming back at home bc finally someone is getting this
  • But eventually it gets to a point where they gotta be “Kay Farkle we sent you out 20 minutes ago we REALLY need the stuff now”
  • “SEE??? YOU CAN’T CONTROL IT! THIS IS A MEDICAL THING WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE???”
  • “Honey I know and when you get here we can scream about it in person and then Maya and I can give you all different examples of patriarchal capitalism and the 3 of us can spend the night in blissful righteous fury like we were always meant to I promise but please calm down enough to buy the goods??”  
  • “What else can there be besides what you’ve spent the last 10 minutes ranting to me about holy shit???”
  • “Like…They make girls pants with fake pockets so they can sell us handbags.”
  • “…FUCK.”
  • “Maya and I can think of more examples while you’re on your way here okay pumpkin? Will that make you feel better?”
  • “What would make me feel better is knowing my two best friends don’t have to overpay because of their gender???”
  • “Well, hate to break it to you honey, but that’s been going on for a while. For literally all women. I’m sure the pay gap doesn’t help the situation either.”
  • “PAY GAP???”
  • “Oh HONEY.”
  • “I AM SO ENRAGED ON YOUR BEHALF RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT”
  • And now Riley’s just sending a barrage of texts like “Farkly take a deep breathe”, “Sweetheart just hurry up okay” stuff like that but he’s not even opening them this is the first time he has like 6 ignored texts from Riley Matthews but now he’s busy
  • He gets what he came here for- and grabs two extra boxes so he could save them a later trip like Riley mentioned- and now he’s rushing around the store right
  • He gets like 3 cartons of ice cream omfg cookie dough and mint chocolate chip and vanilla. He grabs a box of tissues and a DVD of ‘The Proposal’ on sale
  • He gets a big bag of m&m’s, a huge Hershey’s Special Dark bar, and a couple packs of those over priced Pepperidge Farm dark chocolate chip cookies omfg
  • He also gets some motrin and a 2 liter bottle of that super sugary blue raspberry soda that looks like it’s 98% percent chemicals and is the girls’ guilty pleasure
  • Slams it all down at the register and it’s a girl ringing him up, she looks like she’s maybe 20, she just sees all this and sees the anger in Farkle’s eye’s and smiles sadly and nods at him omfg
  • He nods back as he takes his bags and she fucking salutes him as he walks out of the store
  • Okay so the girls are in the apartment desperately texting Farkle because the food they ordered just got here and they can’t keep it up with the toilet paper stuffing much longer they have to change that shit every few minutes
  • Suddenly Riley gets a text from Farkle and she’s hoping it’s gonna say ‘buzz me up’ but instead:
  • “HOLY SHIT I JUST ALMOST GOT MUGGED I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN”
  • So they’re screaming in panic because their pet dork was in trouble and they can’t help???
  • “FARKLE ARE YOU SERIOUS???”
  • “100% THE GUY PULLED ME INTO AN ALLEY AND SLAMMED ME INTO A WALL AT KNIFE POINT OMFG”
  • “THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING??? ARE YOU OKAY???”
  • “I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE HE TOOK ONE LOOK INSIDE MY BAGS AND SAID, “OH. SORRY BRO, GO SAVE YA GIRL.”😂😂😂😂“
  • “F U C K”
  • “I KNOW”
  • He’s rushing to the apartment and sure he’s shaken up but he’s laughing. Riley’s staring at his messages with her mouth hanging open in shock and Maya’s on the floor laughing omfg
  • Riley turns to Maya and starts to say “He’s gotta be joking about this, right?” when immediately Farkle kicks the door open
  • His jacket is ripped and his hairs messed up. His nose is bleeding looks broken and there are a few small cuts the look like they definitely could’ve come from a knife omfg
  • But he puffs out his fucking chest and tosses all the bags onto the couch and just yells “I. P R O V I D E.”
  • The girls are shrieking with hysterics omfg
  • Once they get situated so they’re no longer free bleeding they try to clean Farkle up a little bit and Maya makes a crack like “This is what happens when you become aware of the patriarchy” omg
  • They’re also extremely grateful for everything he went out of his way to buy and are trying to pay him back and he’s not hearing it omfg
  • “Farkle this bill goes over 100 dollars we’re paying you back” “If you try I’d just use the money to buy you more shit okay leave it alone.”
  • They finally give up lol
  • They can’t get his nose to stop bleeding tho and suddenly Riley gasps in realization and throws a fucking tampon at him
  • He groans but finds it actually works quite well
  • Maya took a picture of him and he flipped off the camera lol
  • Okay so Riley’s like ‘scream about patriarchal capitalism now or later?’  and they look at the giant mountain of food they have- the girls ordered two pizzas, cheesy bread, and garlic knots, plus everything Farkle had brought lol.
  • Farkle just sighs and says “Pass me the Goddamn cheesy bread and get Ryan Reynolds beautiful face on the television pronto, it’s been a long fucking night.”
  • “Sweetheart it’s been, like, 40 minutes…”
  • “Long. Fucking. Night.”
  • So they settle in for a night trying to relax while watching romcoms and eating way more than they should lol
  • Maya gets all the screenshots of Riley’s convo with Farkle and jokingly posts them, and the picture of him she took, online and titles it ‘Farkle Minkus Discovers The Patriarchy And Immediately Gets Mugged’ lmao
  • She puts her phone away for the rest of the night and doesn’t think about it again as she and her two best friends cuddle with each other and try to eat themselves to death
  • So the next morning Riley and Maya are doing all their Girls Day activities they already planned- spa, movies, mani-pedis, they were trying to be super cliché you know- except now they have Farkle with them lol
  • They don’t mind having him there at all and as worked up as he got last night, some relaxation could potentially save his life rn
  • So like halfway throughout the day, they’ve stopped at a Starbucks before heading to the movies, Maya realizes she hasn’t checked her phone all day
  • So she pulls it out and
  • She has so many notifications??? wth
  • She checks what going on and realizes with a gasp. Holy shit. The post with all the screenshots went viral.
  • She didn’t even tell Riley and Farkle she posted them in the first place omfg she’s trying to explain this to them
  • It’s literally already become a meme. People are using the picture of beaten up, middle finger throwing, scowling Farkle with a tampon sticking out of his nose as a reaction meme h o l y s h i t
  • Some people are just quoting some of the things he said for meme joke purposes
  • The three of them are just quietly screaming in Starbucks omfg
  • It progressively gets bigger omfg
  • Like some news outlets are talking that it shed a great light on sexism and shit
  • And how teenage boys/some men in general can be oblivious to things like this until it literally slaps them in the face
  • Also everyone just found his reaction very amusing and a little sweet lol
  • So yeah like it eventually dies down but it was definitely a thing for a while omfg
  • All his selfies on Instagram were suddenly full of comments “HE PROVIIIIDES” lol
  • When Farkle grows up and gets into politics he bans the tax on feminine products lmao
  • So yeah that’s the time Farkle got his ass educated, got mugged, and then the OT3 accidently started a meme
  • My beautiful children

thesaltqueen  asked:

If you're still accepting prompts 76 with Bitty and Lardo (but really be a zimbits ☺️)

Bitty bursts into Lardo’s room, completely out of breath. She looks up from her homework, an eyebrow cocked quizzically as he tries to get a hold of himself.

“I need you…to pretend…we’re dating,” he says in between breaths.

Lardo laughs and sits up, still looking confused. “Bits, what the fuck are you talking about?”

He takes another second to control his rushing pulse and collapses onto the bed next to her.

“The taddies are starting to figure it out. Me and Jack, I mean.”

“Well, to be fair, you haven’t exactly been subtle-“

“And I realize that now, but it’s too late to be more careful, so I just need you to pretend it was you all along!”

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Jungkook - A Special Gift

Hi everyone! Here’s a Kookie Christmas scenario for you all. I hope you all had/have a lovely Christmas! 

-Nicole ^u^V

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“We’re gonna spend so much time together babe!” you mimicked Jungkook before tossing your phone on your bed. “So much time you’ve been avoiding me" 

It had been a week since the Christmas break and just when you thought you’re gonna spend some time with your boyfriend– well its when he decided to go MIA and ignored your messages. 

"If you want to play like that, then so be it” you muttered. 

~

Christmas Eve, one of the most awaited day in your neighborhood where a family host a charity event in remembrance of the meaning of Christmas. This year your family will be hosting the event and decided on doing a barbecue party for the whole neighborhood in the afternoon and in exchange they donate stuff they no longer need in which you will be selling in a car boot sale on Christmas morning. 

Your friends Mina and Yena gathered together to help you out. Soon your boyfriend and his group of friends– Jimin, Taehyung and Hoseok came too. Jungkook smiled widely at you but you only sent him a cold stare that sent shivers down his back. 

Jimin nudged the flustered boy, “someone’s in trouble~~” he sing-songed in a hushed tone earning a smack in return. Jungkook quickly made his way towards you and placed an arm around your shoulder, “Merry Christmas eve babe” he greeted with a peck on your cheeks but you quickly shrugged him off and pretended to be busied with the boxes of stuff donated. Taehyung whistled, “Wow its so cold in this fine evening” he commented as the boys and your friends exchanged a knowing look. 

Jungkook sighed before shoving his hand in his coat pockets, a chunky scarf wrapped around his neck and slightly covering half of his face keeping him warm from the cold winter night. His eyes followed your every move and could only imagine smoke of heat radiating from you. She really is angry huh? his mind wondered as you picked up one of the boxes to take to your car in which he quickly grabbed, “I got it” he said diligently and you rolled your eyes and scoffed. 

“Y/N What’s up? It’s Christmas eve and you look like you’re ready to cut someone” Taehyung joked to light up the gloomy mood in the room but you merely shook your head no words escaped your lips. 

“Y/N are you okay?” Mina spoke up. You gave her a thumb up in return.

“Are you sure?” Jimin added

“Positive?” Jhope chimed

“100%?” Yena’s question was the last straw before you snapped.

“I’m fine everyone! I’m fine!” you ran a hand through your hair frustratingly. “Now can we pack these quickly and get this over with?” you didnt mean to lash out on them but the constant question sent your head throbbing irritatingly. 

It was silenced for moment before the door squeaked making Jungkook’s entrance unconcealed as he tried to. An uncomfortable air lingered in the room as Jungkook made his way towards you and grabbed your wrist. He pulled out of the room to the garage. 

“Y/N…” he started with those doe eyes of his that sends knot in your stomach and flutter your heart. You gulped as you stared in his eyes. “What’s up you’ve been acting…" 

Snap. 

Blink.

Don’t fall for it Y/N

Jungkook looked at you his eyes searching for words. ”…cold?“ you continued with a shrug and you saw how the sparkle in his eyes slowly dimmed at your cold demeanor sending a pang in your chest. He licked his lips and reached for your hands, you both stared at it as he weave your fingers together. 

Everything was still. You stared at him as he swing your arms cutely,  his eyes never meeting yours and found the floor rather interesting. 

"Jungkook” you groaned untangling your hands

He bit his bottom lip before looking up. 

“Why havent you been answering my messages?– Oh wait let me rephrase that, why have you been avoiding me?” you asked bluntly

Jungkook blinked before he burst in to a grin as if something lit up in mind. He patted your head, taking you aback. "My baby’s so dense" he chuckled. “I thought it would’ve been so obvious. I guess not” he laughed wiping the tears on the side of his eyes. 

“Jungkook!” you smacked his chest feeling mocked. You tugged on his shirt sulkily as you watched him laughed away. 

~

Calmed, he grabbed your hands from his shirt. “Is that why you’re being so snappy?” he asked teasingly 

“What do you think?" 

"Probably?" 

You rolled your eyes before snatching your hand back but he frowned and grabbed them again. "I love you” he suddenly said eyes sparkling, grin reaching his ears and a glint of pink painted his cheeks as he fished out a small box from his pocket. “…here” he opened the box and grabbed the ring, he slowly placed the ring on your ring finger and smiled contently. “I’m sorry if I havent been answering. Its just so hard to keep everything a secret. You don’t know how hard it was to not talk to you. It killed me y'know? I wanted to get you something special.. and I resolved to a ring… Its cliche but someone told me you like cliche.”

~

“So what do you think I should get Y/N?" 

Mina clasped her hands together as she tried to contain her ‘feels’ "You know these little things boyfriends do that makes me sad about life." 

Yena rolled her eyes, "Just get her something. That girl is crazily in love with you she’ll love anything you get her” Jungkook’s face flushed before stuttering, “B-but I want to get her something special.. Something she’ll really love”

“GIVE YOURSELF. WRAP YOURSELF" Smack. "Ow!" 

"Mina you’re such a goof.” Yena said and shook her head at her friend. “Listen here Romeo, Y/N is a hopeless romantic so get her something you’d see in movies. Something sweet and cliche. She’ll love it." 

~

"As cheesy as this may sound… but this ring represent my eternal love for you. I can’t promise you forever but I can promise you a whole eternity. I cannot imagine myself loving someone else but you. Today, tomorrow, next week, next year, its just you… May this ring act as a promise… That someday… I’m gonna marry you and were gonna have a family together." 

A tear landed on his hand that made him look up from the ring. "Jungkook…” you sniffed. Jungkook cupped your cheeks and placed a kiss on your forehead. “I love you, Y/N, I love you so much” he whispered and pulled you against him and you nuzzled in his chest. “I love you too” you whispered back.

“Merry Christmas baby”

“Merry Christmas Kookie" 

Request: In The Job Description

Hi lovely! Can you write a spencer reid imagine where y/n is a new team member and when Spencer is gonna show her horrible photos from a case he says “this will break your heart.” And she replies “already broken” and spencer profiles her all week and tries to get close to her, and they fall in love xxxx and her heart will be fixed x thank u

((*frustrated noises* I’m not sure about this one but I feel like if I mess with it more I’ll get angry. THERE IS MENTION OF SEXUAL ASSAULT AND ABUSE But it’s only for like…explanation purposes. No one experiences it, but it is mentioned. Umm…other than that I think that’s about it. So yeah. I hope you like it, and if you’re the person who requested it and you don’t like it, send me a message and I’ll fix it.))


You weren’t normally one to be late; in your first three months of working at the BAU you had arrived on time each and every day, and some days a bit earlier. You had had always arrived with a smile on your face and a coffee in hand, your cheery voice greeting your team every morning you had to work.

So when Spencer noticed you showing up after the briefing, he was more than just concerned.

He didn’t say anything to you at first; he knew that you weren’t the type of person to open up about things, but he also knew when something was bothering you, and it definitely seemed like there was something bothering you. He kept a close eye on you, watching you out of the corner of his eye intently as you set your stuff down in your desk and began talking to Derek. He heard you say something along the lines of “Hey, what did I miss?” and it wasn’t long after that that Derek had called you over and asked you to bring the crime scene photos.

“You know you’re going to have to talk to Hotchner about why you were late,” he heard Morgan say.

“Yeah, yeah I know. And I will, I promise,” you answered, flashing a smile at Reid as he stopped next to you and leafed through the manila folder in his hands.

Morgan frowned slightly, “Why were you late, anyway?”

“It’s nothing,” you dismissed, “Can we…focus on the case, please?”

“Yeah. Uhh…three kids turned up dead in Arlington within the past three months. All girls between the ages of 5 and 8. So far, no signs of sexual assault or sexual abuse. Reid, do you have pictures for her to see?”

“Yeah,” Spencer said, opening the folder to the right page, “but fair warning, these pictures are much more graphic than you have seen so far and probably wouldn’t be recommended for people with weaker constitutions.”

“What?” you asked, slightly confused.

“He means that these pictures might break your heart,” Derek translated, “Penelope kinda started crying in the middle of the rundown.”

“Can’t break what’s already broken,” you sighed, taking the case file from Spencer’s hand and looking through it. Spencer watched in disbelief as your expression changed ever so slightly as you read through the contents of the folder.

“W-what do you mean?” he questioned as he exchanged a concerned look with Derek..

“What?” you replied, glancing at the two of them, “Nothing. It’s nothing. Where’d everyone else go?”

“Rossi and JJ went to talk to the first victim’s families, Hotch and Prentiss when to talk to the second, and Reid and I were just about to head to the location where they found the third victim. You’re more than welcome to tag along, if you’d like…you sure you’re okay, kid?”

“Yeah, I’m fine,” you flashed him a smile, “Just let me grab my stuff and we can go.”

That had been over three weeks ago, and it still troubled Spencer to no end. What could have possibly been so bad for you to be virtually un-phased by the photos he’d shown you? What could have possibly happened to you that caused you to say something like that?

He was keen on getting to the bottom of it, and had since tried getting closer to you. He didn’t dare bring up that topic again, despite the fact that you were still slightly upset as the case drew to a close and the no-longer-unsub was put behind bars. He instead brought you coffee, and tried his best to make small talk. He decided that whatever made you say your heart was broken happened during your last job as a detective for the Boston police department, and once he hit a wall he would back off, as though he was trying to determine the borders of some sort of motion sensor. He would give you statistics, or talk to you about your shared love of foreign films, and as the weeks went by he became closer to you, and you became closer to him.

Spencer slowly began to fall in love with you. He didn’t want to admit it to anyone; God only knew what Derek or Prentiss would do with that information, but he knew that he undeniably had feelings for you. He didn’t know for sure if you felt the same way, and he didn’t want to bring it up. He liked what the two of you had now, and he felt that if he were to say anything about it, and you didn’t requite, it would ruin everything. He enjoyed your company too much, enjoyed you too much, to say anything about it. At the same time, though, he wanted to be closer to you. He wanted to be able to wrap his arms around you while you watched French films with no subtitles. He wanted to kiss you all the time; it didn’t matter if it was your lips or your cheek or the top of your hair. He wanted to be able to tell you how he felt freely, rather than having to watch his tongue whenever he was around you.

And now Spencer sat, in the pleasant yet at the same time uncomfortable silence of his home. He hadn’t expected anyone to show up; after all, they had just gotten back from another case in Olympia a few hours ago, considering it was a little after midnight everyone went home for the night. For some reason, though, Spencer couldn’t bring himself to fall asleep, so he read. Well, it wasn’t so much reading as it was staring at a book while his mind raced with thoughts of you.

He probably wouldn’t have been thinking about you so much if it hadn’t been for the plane ride home. How you had fallen asleep against him as he had read you an excerpt from the book he was reading, and how he had notably heard you mumble his name in your sleep. He couldn’t help but think about the feeling that he had; how everyone else just seemed to vanish and the two of you seemed the like not only the center of the universe, but the universe itself.

A knock at the door disrupted his thoughts. He placed the book on the couch, pages towards the cushion, and walked through the door. He put his hand on the doorknob and peeked through the peephole. His heart leapt in his chest at the sight of the person on the tie, and after he hurriedly fumbled with the door handle he opened the door.

“Y/N. Hi!” Spencer greeted, trying to fight the wide grin that wanted to make itself known on his face, “What are…what are you doing here?”

“I was…umm…I was wondering if maybe…I could…come in,” you asked, balling your cuffs in your hands.

“Yeah. Yeah, sure,” he stuttered, opening the door and allowing you inside, “What’s wrong?”

“I wanted to…I wanted to talk to you about something,” you admitted, standing in his living room.

“In my apartment? At one-thirty in the morning?” Spencer questioned.

“I, umm…yeah. Yeah it couldn’t really wait.”

You waited until he sat down on the couch, and he watched as you followed suit, taking your place right next to his.

“I…” you sighed, trying to find the right words, “I…within the past few weeks, I’ve kinda noticed how you’ve been around me. It really wasn’t…without…I didn’t start to realize it until people started pointing it out. Morgan, Jennifer…they’ve all been saying things and I didn’t realize it until tonight.

“The thing is, I really like you. I do. I feel something with you that I haven’t felt in a really long time. And that…scares me.”

Spencer watched you, his eyes wide with shock and worry as he watched you pour everything that had been plaguing you for the past few weeks, and what had been the cause of your broken heart.

“When I worked in Boston…I lost my partner. We were investigating a string of murders, and we got a little too close. He had a daughter, too, from a previous marriage. I…I loved him. A lot. I never told him, because separating professional from personal stuff, you know? He and his daughter were both killed. I…I’ve regretted not telling him ever since.

“I really…really don’t know why I came here tonight,” you said, an air of finality in your voice, “I just…I felt like I needed to get off my chest. This wasn’t how I imagined telling you, but…I guess waking up from a nightmare changes things.”

“A….a nightmare?” Spencer said, not entirely sure what he should say.

“I dreamt that I lost you the same way I lost them,” you replied, “I guess I was suddenly afraid that I wouldn’t get the chance to tell you about how I’ve been feeling.”

The two of you were quiet for a moment, the weight of what had been said bearing down upon you. Spencer tried to grasp the situation the best he could; he couldn’t help but be a bit relieved by what was said. You liked him back. Still, he couldn’t exactly find pure joy in this. This was what you were hiding, the one defining moment that broke your heart.

“I’m…I’m sorry, Y/N. I had no idea…about any of this,” Spencer said. He reached out and wrapped his hands around yours, “So that day you were late…?”

“I was talking to his parents,” you answered, thinking back to that day, “I wanted to talk to them personally about it, but they were never able to meet me right away. They lived in Indiana, and the weekends they wanted to come they were never able to. That weekend was the only weekend they could manage to come.”

Again, more silence passed. It didn’t seem as heavy now; as far as you knew it seemed he was okay about what was said.

“We,” Spencer began, breaking the silence in a way that was less shattering and more dissolving, “We can get through this. I like you, too. More than you probably will ever know, and we can get through this. I’ll be there for you, no matter what.”

“Really?” you whispered.

Spencer nodded, “I want to be the person that you can come to for anything, even if you think it’s something silly. I know…I know I’m probably not like him, but I want to try and be something close to it. I might not be able to fix your heart, but I’d really like to try.”

You smiled, and he smiled back. He felt the blush rise in his cheeks as you leaned in, and he didn’t hesitate to close the distance. Your kiss felt like everything he associated with you; it felt like lazy Sundays and warm coffee with unhealthy amounts of sugar. It felt a bit hesitant, and he knew it’s because you had plenty of things on your mind, but it felt warm and whole nonetheless. He hoped you felt the same way, but more importantly he hoped you would be there to give him this feeling. After all, loss was in the job description, and things were always up to change, but at the moment the two of you felt constant and forever. And, he figured, always being there and never wavering is something that would be in his new job description.

Coming Out

part 1 of the Pronoun Series

a/n: hii okay so this is the first part of my Pronoun Series, which is trying to create more representation for nonbinary/ace/aro/trans/etc people in blurbs and imagines!! if you have any requests you can send them in here

requeted: sort of? mtvdreams asked: first of all thank u for including nonbinary ppl in ur prompts!! (i identify as demigirl so this was super exciting for me) could u do one thats like trying to explain nonbinary and stuff to one of the boys?

BUT i changed it up a little

summary: you decide to come out as nonbinary to your boyfriend, luke’s, band mates and you’re nervous they aren’t going to accept you

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Hayes fighting imagine

Warning !! I don’t believe Hayes would actually do any of this I just kinda went all out this imagine lol I down even see Hayes getting mad tbh 😂

“ Hayes please listen that wasn’t me I have taken any fucking money from you ” you yelled. Hayes paced your room back and fourth clenching his fist so right that his knuckles we white. This was the first time you were honestly scared of Hayes.“ Your lying stop lying how the fuck would you like it if I took your stuff !l he yelled grabbing your phone from the dresser ” Hayes relax I haven’t done shit have you even thought to ask the other boys ?!“ You say in the calmest voice possible to reduce the intensity of the situation. There was a momentary silence and Hayes though your phone to the wall completly shattering it. You were done ” what the is your problem moron" you yelled with that he punched the wall not breaking though but defiantly making a dent. All the boys rushed in with all the noise but nothing was gonna stop you now you were gonna kill him ! “ really wanna act all fucking tough bitch hit me I dare you ass ” you yell pushing Hayes getting right in his face. “ don’t (y/n) he is upset ” nash says along with his brother will who had come to visit. “ no you wanna be a big man and punch the wall to scare me fuck that come at me ” you yell angry as all hell. “ leave (y/n) ” Hayes said right in your face pushing you to the wall where you hit your head . You got up and punched him and weren’t about to stop either how dare! “ HAYES ARE YOU CRAZY SHE IS A GIRL ?! ” Shawn yelled. Will and nash restrain you but it wasn’t hard at all you started feeling a bit dizzy so you were done fighting.“ Hayes why the fuck do you think she stole something ” carter said pretty much yelling at him. “ Cause my 100 $ is missing and she was the only one here "he said mumbling. Then shit got real mama grier came in with sky apprently they watched everything. ” Hayes grier are you talking about the 100$ I borrowed from u for Nash’s birthday gift" she said. Hayes face went white he completly forgot he had lent it out. “ Hayes grier this girl has done nothing but love you deal with the girls chasing after you and go along with all your stupid plans I am beyond disappointed in you !” She said. “ mom sky I -” skylynn cut him off “ no Hayes you gonna hit me next ” she said walking out. That broken even your heart ! “ (y/n ) the boys will get your stuff you can sleep with me and sky darling and then well will get your head checked out and your phone replaced him so sorry darling ” she said smiling at me. “ no wait (y/n) I’m sorry I didn’t know ” he was cut off once again by nash “ you’ve done enough were taking her to mom room and the boys and I wanna talk to you ” he said being the most serious I’ve ever seen. Both Nash and Will helped you out the room you didn’t even notice you started crying “ I’m so sorry I don’t even know what possed him he is never like that ” will apologized “ yea I’m extreamly sorry were gonna go kill him now he knows not to hit girls he lucky dad’s not here !” Nash said. You smiled at there concern “ it’s ok I’m mad but he was mad also I just need time "you said
-third person -
(Y/n ) spent the day with the girls giving her the ability to take her mind off it. As for Hayes well differnt story. ” wtf who are you to hit her “ Cameron yelled. ” she literally does everything for you without her and your mom you’d lose your own head “ Matthew yelled. ” your lucky she punched you and she has a good ass arm if not they’d have to rip me off you “ taylor snapped all the boys clearly upset even Aaron wanted to kill him. Then his brother walked in … The I wasn’t good. Will walked straight up to him with no word picking him up by the shirt bringing him inches off the ground ” listen and listen really good that give under God grace doesn’t hate you or wanna press charges. But you don’t deserve her ! You hurt her maybe you didn’t punched her but you layed a hand on her ! And you disappointed mom and scared skylynn, the three most imporant women in your life are you happy?“ Will said dropping him then nash came in ” we aren’t telling dad because he would kill you literally. But I don’t even know what you were there !?“ He yelled and with that everyone left leaving a crying Hayes. Hour went by and it was time for (y/n) to get her stuff. The boys offered to go with her but she insured she was not scared of Hayes in the least. She walked into a dark room. To hear muffled sniffles. Hayes sprang up and ran to (y/n ) ” baby please listen I’m so sorry I became a monster and a complete idiot I should have never ever done that to you , I shouldn’t have accused you either you never do anything to harm me I understand if you hate me or are scared but please give me a second chance I will never hurt you or become that person again !“ He begged. ” Hayes I am not scared of you and I don’t believe you are how you acted. I still love you and I will still be without but you lost my trust and need to earn it back I won’t be sleeping with you for a bit I’ll be with your mom but little by little ok “ she said with a loving calmness to her ” yes of course anything you want anything at all “ he said smiling that she hadn’t left him. She must have had a heart of soild gold because anybody else would have left. He went to kiss her but hesitated. ” you can still kiss me Hayes just ya know little things “ she said. "Oh of course ” he said. He apologize to the boys and his mother now all left was sky “ hey I’m sorry you had to see that what I did was really wrong do you forgive me (y/n) did ?” He added. “ do you happen to have a horsey ” she asked not turning to face him. Hayes came prepared knowing very well that the way to sky heart was a horse. He pulled out a pink glittery horse. Her eyes lit up , he was now forgiven. As the days went but Hayes again your trust again and never ever let himself get so upset again

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