shes a cactus

she worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettES hard liquor mixed with a bit of intelleCT and all the boys they were sayin they were into iT such a pretty face on a pretty neck she’s driving me CRAAAAAZYYYYY but i’m into it ahh but i’m into it ahh i’m kind of into it it’s getting CRAAAAAAZYYYYY i think i’m losing it hey! i think i’m losing it oh i think she said I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAYYYY IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESSSS I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAYYYY IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS hO it’s none of your it’s none of your I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAAYYY HEEEY! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS HO! I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAAAY HEEY! ho! IT’S NONE OF YOUR IT’S NONE OF YOUR oooWWWWWW it’s new york baby always jacked up hEY holland tunnel for a nose it’s always backed up [SNIFF] when she’s alone she goes home to a cactUS oH?! in a black dreSS she’s such an actreSS [SNIIIIFFF] driving me cRAAAZYYYYYY but i’m into it ahh but i’m into it ahh i’m kind of into it it’s getting CRAAAAAYYYYY i think i’m losing it i think i’m losing it oh i think she said I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAYYYY HEEEY! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESSSS HO! I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAYYYY HEEYY! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS hO! it’s none of your oH! it’s none of your I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAAYYY HEY!!! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS OHH! I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAAAY HEY! AA! AA! IT’S NONE OF YOUR oW! IT’S NONE OF YOUR hO! OWWWWWWWWWWW HEY HEY HEY HEY HEYY HEY oWWWW LALAla she sits beside me like a silhouette hard candy dripping on me ‘til my feet are wet and now she’s all over me it’s like i paid for it cha-ching! it’s like i paid for it i’m gonna pay for this oaH it’s none of yoUR iT’S NONE OF YOUR I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAYYYY HEEEY! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAYYYY HEYYY! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS it’s none of your it’s none of your I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAAYYY hey! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS I’M HAVING YOUR BABAAAAAAAAAAAY IT’S NONE OF YOUR IT’S NONE OF YOUR HEY!

ITS NEW YORK BABY ALWAYS JACKED UP (hey!) HOLLAND TUNNEL FOR A NOSE ITS ALWAYS BACKED UP (sniiiif) WHEN SHES ALONE SHE GOES HOME TO A CACTUS (oh!) IN A BLACK DRESS, SHES SUCH AN ACTRESS, SHES DRIVING ME CRAZY

a comprehensive list of every background noise in “kiwi”
  • the little “ah!” sound in the back after every “but i’m into it”
  • “it’s new york baby always jacked up” “hey!”
  • the iconic “holland tunnel for a nose it’s always backed up” *SNIFF*
  • “when she’s alone she goes home to a cactus” “ow!”
  • the “hey!“s and "oh!"s after every line in the second chorus
  • literally all of the screaming
  • "it’s like i pay for it” “cha-ching!”
  • more screaming
  • love the screaming

THE WAY HE SINGS “WHEN SHE’S ALONE SHE GOES HOME TO A CACTUS AND SHE WEARS A BLACK DRESS AND SHE IS AN ACTRESS” ALL IN LIKE ONE BREATH

Reign, looking introspective as always.

After all Zuko’s years of neglect and lack of love, why do they put him with someone as loving as a poisonous cactus? She never would tell Zuko things she admires in him. She would never tell him she loves him. She would never be affectionate towards him. She never said one nice thing about him as a person the whole series. She only says negative things about him. Hasn’t Zuko had that enough? I don’t understand why they put him with Mai. Of all characters… why Mai? It doesn’t compute.