dark wordsaredelicious show me the forbidden waffle houses (more waffle house stuff please- or related topics)
Well, I’m not entirely certain what would qualify as a forbidden waffle house related topic - secret recipes? time traveling pancakes, perhaps? But fortunately I can share another bit of absurd speculation.
Until recently, the Waffle House Pocket Dimension Theory had never come up in conversation with my boyfriend. But last week he was attempting to convince me of his Grand Unified Squirrel Theory, which is plainly just wrong, and as I didn’t want to belabor the subject, I brought up the dark truth of Waffle House instead.
Being a perceptive fellow, he immediately recognized the dimensional realities at stake. Being a history nerd, he immediately began looking for the underlying causes of our current state of breakfast affairs. Some catastrophic event in the history of our dimension or the Waffle House dimension (or both!) must have led to the permanent connection between our dimensions.
The working theory at this point relies on the high density of Waffle House portals in Georgia. Perhaps the massive destruction wrought during Sherman’s March to the Sea not only made a grand mess of Civil War era Georgia but also damaged the very fabric of our dimension? Indeed, it may even have damaged the nearest dimension as well! Dimensions, of course, prefer not to be hanging about with gaping tears in them, and in the rush to heal the damage, our dimensions healed together.
But Words! you may ask, Wasn’t Sherman’s March to the Sea in 1864? And didn’t Waffle House open in 1955?
And my question for you is, Do you have any idea how long it takes to negotiate and process inter-dimensional trade agreements?
Actually, I don’t either, but you’ve seen congress. I can see there being enough red tape and disagreement to last 91 years, easy.