@ johnlock antis


  • john’s blog
  • sherlock and john’s flirty comments 
  • including, but not limited to “there’s beers in the fridge” “ :) “
  • the gay pilot
  • “whatever… shakes your.. boat… i’m gonna shut up now” // “so you don’t do… anything?”
  • the batman scene
  • extra flirty “dinner?”
  • sherlock winking after first meeting john in asip
  • sherlock cleaning up the flat for john
  • hudders assuming they’re together
  • sherlock’s silence when she asks if they need two bedrooms
  • john looking sherlock up on the internet
  • smooth af “you’re an army doctor”
  • “want to see some more?” // “oh god yes”
  • the cab ride in which john is the only person to appreciate sherlock’s deductions
  • “he’s with me… i said he’s with me”
  • john’s compliments
  • mycroft teasing john, “shall i expect a happy announcement at the end of the week?”
  • seductive sherlock laying on the couch, looking beautiful like an angel, waiting for john
  • “i said danger.. and here you are”
  • the fact that sherlock reserved a table for them at angelo’s
  • the entire angelo conversation
  • john licking his lips and staring at sherlock
  • john asking sherlock if he has a girlfriend, which sherlock says aren’t his area
  • john asking sherlock if he has a boyfriend, and sherlock says no, he doesn’t
  • “which is fine” // “i know it’s fine”
  • john saying he’s single too 
  • sherlock being flattered by his interest, not offended 
  • sherlock letting john down easy
  • john understanding and not allowing it to be weird, “it’s all fine”
  • “this guy, have you met him!?” after knowing sherlock for like, a day
  • that hardcore eye sex during the drugs bust
  • papa lestrade lookin on like he knows
  • john knowing something’s wrong when sherlock leaves
  • john following sherlock
  • john screaming for sherlock
  • john shooting the cabbie for sherlock
  • sherlock deducing “a military man with nerves of steel” 
  • sherlock looking at john with the softest surprise
  • sherlock and john flirting over a dead guy
  • the way they stare at each other
  • “dinner?”
  • the dramatic slow-mo walk off
  • “that man could be the making of my brother… or make him worse than ever.”
  • “sherlock holmes and dr watson”
  • sherlock saying “take my card” in tbb
  • sherlock calling john his friend confidently
  • sherlock and john running into each other in the street
  • “you’ve gone all croaky, have you got a cold?”
  • “she was great” // “she?”
  • john staying up all night with sherlock doing the book thing
  • “i’ve got a date” // “that’s what i was suggesting”
  • “as a conductor of light, you’re unbeatable”
  • sherlock spinning john around while holding his face
  • sherlock crashing the date
  • sherlock glaring at sarah the entire time
  • john noticing the moment sherlock leaves
  • john going to save sherlock (again)
  • sherlock hating sarah’s existence
  • domestic life in tgg
  • domestic fights
  • “he’s gay because he puts product in his hair” // “i put product in my hair”
  • sherlock having mass amounts of product in his hair
  • lab eye sex
  • sherlock asking john to deduce the shoes for him
  • going for lunch
  • john jealous of moriarty and how he plays sherlock, “i hope you’ll be very happy together”
  • “i wish i brought [my gun]” // “don’t mention it”
  • john cast in this beautiful pink galaxy as he points a gun at the golem and says “release him, or i will kill you”
  • “how long have you been following me?” // “since the start”
  • moriarty using john to get to sherlock
  • moriarty teasing sherlock about john
  • “i will burn the heart out of you”
  • john headlocking moriarty and telling sherlock to run
  • sherlock ripping john’s bomb coat off
  • sherlock on his knees as john dips his head back in a moan ???
  • flirting at the pool
  • agreeing to die together with a nod
  • sherlock skyping john whilst naked in a sheet in asib
  • showing up to the palace, still naked
  • john getting a good look at the schweenie as they sit on the couch
  • “are you wearing any pants?” // “no”
  • john oggling him when mycroft pulls the sheet off
  • sexual grunts when they scuffle in the alley, john on top from behind
  • sherlock deducing john’s lips
  • “somebody loves you”
  • john’s jealousy of irene
  • john’s jealousy of irene
  • john’s jealousy of irene
  • john putting sherlock to bed
  • the butt touch
  • “i’ll be here if you need me” // “why would i need you?” // “no reason at all”
  • sherlock calling for john as soon as he wakes up
  • john’s jealousy of irene
  • the battersea scene
  • irene assuming they’re a couple
  • “you flirted with sherlock holmes?”
  • “we’re not a couple” // “yes you are”
  • “i’m not actually gay” // “well i am. look at us both”
  • john’s jealousy of irene
  • john running after sherlock
  • john counting the texts
  • john’s jealousy of irene
  • john getting wine for them
  • did i mention john is jealous of irene
  • john meeting up with mycroft to talk about sherlock and his ability to care
  • john asking hudders if he ever had a girlfriend, boyfriend, or anyone
  • “john watson thinks love is a mystery to me”
  • how irene utterly fucked the tension between them
  • domesticity in thob, playing cluedo
  • sherlock reading john’s “emails to his girlfriends”
  • sherlock and john driving up to the base together 
  • john getting all flustered when the shopowners ask about him and sherlock
  • sherlock leaving the room booking to john bc he’s a lazy husband
  • husbands
  • another domestic fight, this time with resolution of you are my one and only friend
  • more eye sex 
  • dr mortimer assuming they’re together
  • sherlock getting all touchy when henry asks about him and john
  • sherlock checking out john’s bum when he gives him coffee
  • sherlock going to calm john down after the hallucinations and being so gentle when he touches his shoulder
  • “you being all mysterious and turning your coat collar up so you look cool…”
  • sherlock laughing at john’s poop joke 
  • domestic breakfast 
  • actually the most domestic in trf
  • “all the things you meant to say… say them now” // “no, i can’t”
  • no more girlfriends for john
  • celebrity husbands 
  • moriarty threatening sherlock again by teasing him about john
  • john being offended at people being rude to sherlock in the papers
  • john asking sherlock if he’s ready before they face the cameras
  • “i know you for real”
  • john punching that dude for calling sherlock a weirdo
  • the handcuff scene
  • john holding sherlock’s sleeve
  • john pulling sherlock close through the bars
  • “we’re going to need to work together”
  • “take my hand”
  • dramatic silhouette shot as they run through the streets (like they so often do)
  • john and sherlock sitting on the couch in the dark, legs touching
  • yet another fight which has them both moody and pissy 
  • sherlock falling to save john
  • “the first time we met, the first time we met. you knew all about my sister”
  • “nobody could be that clever” // “you could”
  • john screaming sherlock
  • john’s heart breaking like sherlock’s skull hitting the pavement
  • “he’s my friend.. let me through, he’s my friend..”
  • john collapsing on the sidewalk
  • john taking sherlock’s pulse
  • john going to the graveyard
  • “you were the best and most human.. human being” // “you saved me so many times in so many ways” // “no one will ever convince you told me a lie”
  • john crying
  • sherlock watching on like he’s just made a terrible mistake
  • many happy returns
  • “i can tell you what you can do. you can stop being dead” // “okay”
  • john drinking again to cope
  • john clearly grieving deeply
  • john having nightmares again in teh
  • #sherlocklives means #johnwatsonlives
  • john dreaming of sherlock with dilated pupils
  • john throwing his wife’s hand off him as he dreams of sherlock
  • john visiting 221b
  • sad flashback sounds/music
  • hudders still thinking they were in love
  • “i’m moving on [from sherlock]”
  • “sherlock wasn’t my boyfriend!” = trust me, i wish he was every day
  • sherlock thinking of john as the first thing he needs to see when he comes back
  • sherlock surprising john during his proposal
  • sherlock trying really, really hard to catch his attention
  • its actually painfully embarrassing bc he’s trying so hard
  • “surprise!”
  • “two years. you let me grieve”
  • sherlock being so small and nervous he makes fun of john’s mustache
  • john being so angry that he ends up throwing himself against sherlock and grunting atop him on the ground ???
  • john continuing to lunge at him like he doesn’t know if he wants to hug him or kill him
  • sherlock thinking about trains and tunnels in great detail
  • sherlock unable to get john out of his head
  • sherlock being small and pushing his parents out when john visits like mum i’ve got a boy here
  • john calling his parents “ordinary” not “normal,” meaning sherlock is extraordinary
  • “i prefer my doctors clean shaven”
  • “i made a little speech. i asked for a miracle, i asked you to stop being dead” // “i heard you”
  • john in the fire
  • sherlock freaking the fuck out 
  • dragging him out of the fire himself (thanks mary)
  • calling to him, waking him up
  • sherlock and john swooping ‘round the city like hot boyfriends
  • the train car scene
  • sherlock pleading on his knees, truly begging for forgiveness
  • john baring more of his soul than he’s used to 
  • “i find it difficult… this sort of stuff”
  • “of course i forgive you”
  • sherlock looking at john’s empty chair in tsot
  • hudders telling him that marriage changes people like a warning
  • “into battle” as he gets ready for the wedding
  • john asking him to be his best man
  • sherlock not understanding he’s john’s best friend
  • sherlock stepping into frame beside the bride and groom for a picture
  • “do you like solving crimes?” // “do you have an opening?” *looks at john*
  • sherlock being jealous of sholto and mary rubbing salt in the wound
  • the way the table is framed with john and sherlock in center, mary and janine on the sides (traditionally bride and groom in center)
  • “don’t get involved, sherlock” // “involved? i’m not involved”
  • literally the entire best man’s speech
  • “there was only one feature of interest, and frankly it was the usual. john watson.”
  • “it’s always you, john watson, you keep me right”
  • “i’m ridiculous blah blah but i have the good fortune of being john’s friend, the kindest and wisest and bravest man”
  • “when i say you deserve this man, it the highest compliment of which i am capable”
  • john looking at sherlock like the softest, happiest
  • john cryin a lil bit
  • “if i try to hug him, stop me” // “come here”
  • john standing up to hug sherlock, sherlock continuing to read cards while in his arms
  • sherlock’s soft eyes when bainbridge gets stabbed and john asks him for help as his nurse
  • the vitruvian man (the perfect man) with john’s face pasted onto it ???
  • the vitruvian man again for emphasis
  • maximum “sweet spot” all night
  • the stag night
  • the stag night
  • the stag night
  • playing drunk games
  • “do people like me?” // “some people”
  • drunk flirting
  • the knee grope
  • “i don’t mind” // “anytime”
  • “i’m there if you want it”
  • “i apologize for my… my… him”
  • remember the knee grope
  • the elephant in the room
  • john jealous of janine and sherlock talking
  • john walking over and touching sherlock’s back 
  • john checking sherlock out when they’re saving sholto
  • “we wouldn’t do that to john, would we?”
  • sherlock writing a sad af waltz for mary and john
  • sherlock watching them dance sadly
  • sherlock teaching john to dance behind closed curtains
  • that moment where my house burst into flames because sherlock let his happy façade fall for like a second and john saw it and dropped his eyes and darted them back up and everything was horrible
  • sherlock pretending to be happy for mary and the baby
  • john smiling at sherlock and gripping the back of his neck instead of hugging his pregnant wife 
  • sherlock leaving the wedding early
  • sherlock relapsing after the wedding
  • sherlock disappearing for a month
  • john being worried af in the beginning of hlv
  • john thinking the woman at the door is sherlock
  • “i’ve not seen him in ages”
  • john being ready to pack
  • john being so pent up with anger at not seeing him that he beats bill up
  • “have you come for me too?”
  • john’s face after that like “you fucker, god am i happy to see you”
  • “he’s got a bit of chafing” // “no, he’s always walked like that” 
  • john being jealous of janine
  • john
  • being
  • jealous
  • of
  • janine
  • john not being able to get over the fact that janine was there when sherlock’s talking about magnussen
  • who was john jealous of in hlv? right, janine
  • “are you trying to put me off?” // “no, trying to recruit you”
  • sherlock dying and the thing that brings him back to life is “john watson is definitely in danger” and “john will cry buckets and buckets”
  • sherlock clawing back up the staircase of their first case together to restart his heart
  • janine saying “i know what kind of man you are” and “just once would have been nice”
  • you know, because he’s gay
  • john staying by his bedside for ages, “he’s finally awake”
  • sherlock referring to himself as john’s best friend, “that’s me by the way, hello”
  • “you’ll have to restart my heart”
  • john is (one of) sherlock’s pressure point(s)
  • “look how you care about john watson” // “he’s your damsel in distress”
  • “did you bring your gun?” // “to your parents’ for christmas?” // “did you” // “yes”
  • the tarmac scene
  • literally the entire scene
  • sherlock asking john to name his child after him
  • “there’s something i’ve meant to tell you always, and since it’s unlikely we’ll ever meet again, i might as well say it now…”
  • aborted love declaration 
  • “sherlock is actually a girl’s name”
  • making john smile one last time
  • intimate, gloveless handshake
  • sherlock going off to his death again
  • sherlock getting all teary eyed on the plane
  • sherlock reading about how he and john met
  • overdosing
  • having a gay fever dream
  • the entirety of tab
  • holmes and watson flirting
  • watson smirking when stamford mentions a man who beats corpses (holmes)
  • “you’ll do” // “i smoke a pipe, but i assume that won’t be a problem” // “then correct me doctor” // “my boswell is learning, they do grow up so fast” // “he is my [BSL sign for ‘we are together, we belong together’}” 
  • “i’m happy to play the fool for you” // “i’m an army doctor, which means i can break every bone in your body while naming them” // “i want to get rid of the stuff, dump every ounce of it out the window” // “never on a case” // “people need you”
  • watson checking holmes out, like all the time
  • sexy mustachio bamf watson
  • mary being an asshole in sherlock’s mind
  • holmes looking sadly at watson’s empty chair AGAIN
  • the entire garden house scene
  • impulses… experiences… a past… flesh and blood… a heart…
  • watson being protective of holmes
  • watson and holmes bickering because married
  • “you were the one who moved out” // “i was talking to mary”
  • moriarty repeating “only one thing you find interesting” (feature of interest)
  • the waterfall scene
  • watson coming to save the day
  • “there’s always two of us”
  • holmes calling watson “john” and watson calling holmes “sherlock”
  • “since when do you call me john?” // “you’d be surprised” // “no, i wouldn’t”
  • “why don’t you just elope?” // “actually. would you mind?” // “not at all”
  • watson kicking all sherlock’s fear and weaknesses (moriarty) over the waterfall
  • “what’s he like then, this other me?” // “smarter than he looks” // “pretty damn smart then” // “pretty damn smart”
  • the waterfall scene correcting canon so holmes doesn’t end up dying, he stays alive and happy with watson
  • sherlock waking up and looking at john with the softest expression
  • “miss me?”
  • sherlock looking at john when he says “i just went through an overdose to prove it” 
  • the gay victorian ending
  • holmes and watson by the fireplace, both smoking pipes, talking about a future in which they may be free
  • “i don’t think i’d fit in such a world” // “oh, i disagree” // “i’ve been a man out of my time” 
  • past turns to present, as if the world they can be in already exists 
  • literally the entire goddamn show
but then, who hasn’t kidnapped john watson at this point?
  1. mycroft, before john knew who mycroft was
  2. general shan, thinking john was sherlock
  3. moriarty himself, before the pool scene
  4. irene, taking john to the power plant to reveal she was alive
    (john went sort-of willingly, thinking it was mycroft, but still)
  5. the americans, pulling a gun on john and marching him around for a little while so they could use him as a hostage
  6. mycroft again, the first time john goes to the diogenes club
  7. sherlock, when he goes on the run when john’s handcuffed to him without taking the time to inform john what was going on or to get his consent (although sherlock and/or john might dispute that this technically constitutes a “kidnapping” when john would have gone along anyway had sherlock wasted time properly doing so)
  8. magnussen’s people, throwing john into the bonfire

help me out here, people.  am i missing any?  

(we can infer from john’s relative acceptance that mycroft must pick him up several times we’re not aware of… but i’m talking  on-screen, canon kidnappings.)

reasons “the abominable bride” was bomb as hell:
  • M O R I A R T Y
  • the plot was literally about women’s rights
  • fluffy!mycroft
  • genderbent molly hooper
  • mary dragging the hell out of mycroft
  • it was actually hella spooky????
  • lestrade’s earmuffs i mean–
  • john trying to discuss the do with sherlock
  • moriarty highlighting the gay
  • just a lot of gay tbh
  • the sassy maid
  • sherlock beating the mess out of that corpse with a riding crop
  • the visual fx were especially on point
  • the references to the original stories
  • “dead is the new sexy”
  • moriarty talking with the gun on his tongue
  • mycroft + emotions????
  • graceful diver swan benedict
  • molly called sherlock john’s “daddy”
  • when confronted, moriarty made a [[snake out of his hand, hissed, and struck sherlock in the throat]]
  • artie was there
  • the victorian-ized music
  • martin john having way too much fun with the pipe
  • irene adler
  • “a shotgun wedding”
  • modern john showing up just to cuss sherlock out
The Abominable Bride Thoughts

SO gay

Sherlock OD for the first time after Redbeard (the dog) and Mycroft is actually worried about him, and is keeping his standard

He was reading John’s blog when he OD and thats what he would have seen when he (could have died)

Mycroft is, like, doomed foreshadowing everywhere. 

Food is to Mycroft what  drugs are to Sherlock

Moriarty is actually dead. No coming back honey. Its the IDEA of him. 

Where t f did they get that gif then 

Mary is the bride, Moriarty also the bride = Moriarty alive again is Mary  


anonymous asked:

Oh romina, do you mind to recap the episode please? Whos the villain?

mofftiss are the villains. 

sherlock scares mycroft into deducing he has an unknown sister

mycroft tells him about the crazy sister that’s locked up in an island called sherrinford

a drone appears in 221b and it gets blown up with a granade

sherlock and john jump out of the window and they are okay and so is mycroft who went down the stairs

they go to this sherrinford island

sherlock meets his sis

john and mycroft get arrested by the director of the place cause he was under the sis’s “spell”

they all get locked up cause the sis hits sherlock

moriarty appears to the sound of “i want to break free” by queen

the sis makes him do crazy shit like 

- shooting the director - he kills himself 

- sherlock has to get molly to say i love you, but she tells him she cant cause it’s true so she asks him to say it first, so he says it and then she says it - saved

- sherlock has to choose between myc and john. he ends up deciding to kill himself.

the sis didnt like that so she shoots them with tranqs.

sherlock wakes up lying on a table.

john is in a well.

mycroft is .. somewhere, we dont know then. (he was locked up)

sherlock thinks and thinks and deduces that redbeard was victor. his best buddy when he was a lil boy and the sis put him in a well.

he finds his sis and they make up.

he finds john and saves him.

greg tells some cop that sherlock’s a good man - sherlock called him greg 

mummy and daddy holmes scowl mycroft

sherlock visits his sister from time to time and they play the violin together through the glass

they are rebuilding 221b cause it got burned up 

mary appears in some dvd and tells them they are the baker street boys or some shit.

john and sherlock are in 221b solving cases and being parents of rosie who is okay.

they run together from a building called “rathbone place” in a weird way, sort of oklahomo but real. 

they don’t jump. they don’t kiss.