- Me:(having just read yet another long, circuitous post about the evil that is Mary Watson) NOPE.
- Sherlock:(on tarmac, HLV) "That's my girl."
- Watson:(mind palace, TAB) Are you even in a fit state?
- Holmes:(mind palace, TAB) For Mary, of course. Never doubt that, Watson. Never that.
- Me:(reading yet another post about how Sherlock really despises Mary & secretly plans to undermine her) NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.