sherlock holmes*

sherlock trying to pick a random person up vs sherlock trying to pick john up
  • random person
  • sherlock: um hi, i just wanted to tell you that your eyes look like a pair of eyes that i experimented on 3 days ago.
  • person: ???
  • sherlock: the colour reminds me of a burnt cookie
  • person: *getting creeped out*
  • sherlock: so tell me, how did you break your arm when you were 8? i already know of course, but i want to hear the story first hand.
  • person: *tries to walk away*
  • sherlock: tell me about your three sisters and two brothers! i want to know why you decided to become an accountant for a law firm!
  • person: *literally turns around and runs*
  • sherlock: I DIDNT STALK YOU I SWEAR
  • JOHN
  • sherlock: *stares into his eyes* i know exactly your profession and your sister's marital situation
  • john: woah.
  • sherlock: i also know that your not close with any family, do you want to shoot a man to save my life tomorrow?
  • john: *moves in with him*
Can you just imagine Thorin and Sherlock fighting over Bilbo

“You already have one!” Thorin shouts, pulling Bilbo out of Sherlocks grasp.

“But I want another!”

“Is he always like this?” Bilbo asks, looking at John.

“Uh not really no,” Martin says as Sherlock shouts,“I need another one.”

“Oh, fuck off! You tall thin, weasel!”

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You looked me in the eyes every time we met 

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You touched my wrist and took my pulse more than I could remember

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 You see through me like you’re looking through water

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How can’t you see that I’m falling with no need for a rescue

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How can you question if I’m honest with you

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How can you think for a second I don’t mean it when I say

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Ancient Rome!au: where the two senators who keep quarreling and outsmarting each other in every assembly apparently don’t hate each other that much to stop ending up in bed together. Or to not cooperate in organizing a coup d'état that will put one of them on the emperor’s throne. But which one? It’s said that only gods know a mortal’s destiny; but the two of them have never felt like humans

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caitie-lu said: I love your stories! Mycroft interrogating Moriarty’s sister? But it goes flirty?

A/N: Thank you! Also, sorry this has taken so long.x



“Miss Y/N Moriarty,” Mycroft said as he was lead into the interrogation room that you were sat in. “Quite a resume.”

“Why thank you,” You replied smiling sweetly as the Holmes brother sat opposite you.

“Well I’m not going to beat around the bush… Tell me about your brother.”

“Why?”

“I think you know why.”

“Look. I don’t work for him nor am I involved in any of his jobs… But I do like good-looking men.” You winked and he turned crimson. He couldn’t really comprehend what was going on.

“I don’t understand.”

You giggled. “I’m flirting with you, silly.”

“Well Miss Moriarty, I…”

“Y/N. Call me Y/N.”

“Okay Y/N I-”

“Your pupils are dilated, you’re as red as a rose, and I’m sure your breathing has increased.”

“I beg your pardon-”

“How about we go out for dinner? Tomorrow?”

“Miss Y/N, I don’t-”

“I’ll find your number from Jim. I can always get stuff from him and that does not mean I work for him. I’ll text you the details. Goodbye, Mr Mycroft Holmes.”