sherlock and siri

headcanon that Rosie will be super interested in astrology and space when she’s a bit older, and she’ll go to Sherlock with questions because he’s the smartest person she knows, but he literally knows Nothing.

John comes home to Sherlock asking Siri “How many moons does Pluto have”, and Rosie being so excited to learn new things with her dad.

Ouch.

You: “Siri, what is zero divided by zero?” 

Siri: “Imagine that you have zero cookies, and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”

More burns from Siri here →

Good things to come from The Six Thatchers
  • “You just like this dog, don’t you?” “Well I like you” (   ͡°  ͜ʖ   ͡°)
  • Sherlock being startled (frankly acting scared shitless) when he realised that John wasn’t with him in the room talking to the client. “Don’t be so hard on yourself! You know I value your little contributions!” ~(˘▾˘~)
  • Mary dying. Though I did really like Mary as a character and Amanda Abbington was a terrific actor, I feel as though this is the best way to tie up loose ends and propel the story forwards
  • Sherlock tweeting. #OhWhatABeautifulMorning 
  • “Are those Ginger nuts?! I loooove Ginger nuts!”
  • “Natural high, I assure you. Totally natural! I’m just glad to be ALIIIIIVEE~”
  • Sherlock and baby Rosamund with the rattle. “If you want to keep the rattle, do not throw the rattle!” Parentlock (◕‿◕✿) 
  • Sherlock prefers a male SIRI voice. God I wonder why he’d prefer a male talking to him?! :^)
  • John with the flower in his hair and playing with baby Rosie
  • Sherlock not disguising his hatred for a Margaret Thatcher shrine. Of a woman who campaigned against gay rights… (   ͡°  ͜ʖ   ͡°)
  • “I love an acronym, all the best secret societies have them!” Mycroft literally acknowledged TJLC! We are so lucky! :D
  • When Mary (Rosamund) was undercover, she did amazing acting as the annoying woman on the plane haha
  • Sherlock pretending to be clever then admitting that he stuck a tracer in the A.G.R.A Memory stick
  • Sherlock talking to Ella. He’s finally coming to terms with his feelings
  • Not exactly a good thing but John sounded like he was going Super Saiyan when Mary died. Martin Freeman has acted grief many times and something about this didn’t feel right. We’ll see what happens in the next episodes

So all in all, this episode may have felt OOC and just not right, but it’s all part of the story they’re trying to tell and it’ll all be worth it in the end. Do not fret, my loves! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧