i asked my mum if she knew when I went on Tumblr and she responded with this:

“Well it starts with normal laughter and then it turns into a, ah, suspiciously weird giggle, finally I get a break when it goes extremely silent but then you start snorting and laughing outrageously and do you crash into the wall as well?”

SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH.

That friend that doesn't get a single fandom reference:
  • Me:it's bigger on the inside.
  • Friend:what is?
  • Me:I'm a phangirl okay? Okay.
  • Friend:did you-
  • Me:I siriusly did.
  • Friend:but-
  • Me:it's the dam fandoms again.
  • Friend:*slams fist on table*
  • Me:THAT IS MAHOGANY.
  • Friend:I LOVE THAT PART!
  • Me:love is weakness.
  • Friend:wat?
  • Me:you will go to the paper towns and never come back.
  • Friend:I'm don-
  • Me:Josh Dunn?
  • Friend:wait who?
  • Me:don't speak out loud, it lowers the IQ of the entire street.
  • Friend:I don't under-
  • Me:yer a muggle
  • Friend:I hate Harry Potter..
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • *2 days later*
  • Police:so she just "accidentally" got strangled by a boa constructor cuz the glass "accidentally" disappeared?
  • Me:sounds legit.