sherduck holmes

Ok so this may make me sound crazy but..

My friend made me write a poem about my new Sherduck Holmes socks an here it is…

Oh Sherduck Holmes socks,how do I love the, let me count the ways, your soft cushiony fabrics like a cloud hugging my feet, form the top of my ankle to the tip of my toesies, decorate with a strip of flowers and posies, and the flash of red so dark but sweet
but what i love most of all sits upon my ankle,he is Sherduck Holmes and he fears none, his dear stalker placed on his head so still, and the pipe perturbing from his yellow bill, tho he has no fear i have one that one day ill come home and hell be gone