shep needs to be in on that

why must we argue over who the best LI is for shepard when obviously?? the only important ship is shepard x happiness

yeah but consider this:

  • shepard making fun of garrus for being younger than her
  • garrus making fun of shepard for being shorter than him
  • the two of them bickering on missions
  • hey cortez, do we have the baby on board sign on the shuttle? garrus is here, we might need to bring out the baby seat”
  • “shepard, i would tell you to duck, but it seems like your height has already got you covered”
  • james keeping track with a points system

To the tune of Can You Dig It [1/?] - Part 2

“Don’t worry, babe, I got you.”

“Do NOT ever tell Vega about this.”

“Just keep looking out for the shuttle landing zone.”

Someone needs to sTOP ME. i can’t stop with these two, honestly.

I did this quickie cause i just needed to see Shep carrying Garrus and both of them being pretty smug about it (no way Garrus would be embarrassed that his hero gf can probs carry 20 turians across a field). But just as long as Vega doesn’t find out.

I Know Your Wife (She Wouldn’t Mind) - Part Eighteen

Summary:  You talk through the idea of being adopted by the Ackles’ with Jared and Gen. Jared has reservations, but realising the reasoning behind it helps all of you make your decision.
Words: 3k
Jared x Reader x Gen, Jensen, Danneel, JJ, Kim, Briana
Warnings: uncomfortable conversations, mild angst
Beta: @blacksiren

I Know Your Wife - Masterpost

Your name: submit What is this?

Jensen escorted you to the Padalecki house despite your insistence that you could walk over on your own.

The incident with your mom in the airport was still fresh in his mind, it seemed.

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Daddy’s Sorry

Jared Padalecki x Reader

Word Count: 1,392

Warnings: Daddy!Jared feels (yes that is a warning), little child getting hurt, language, tiny bit of angst 

Requested by @icatfinated: Hey I’d love to get some parent Sam/Jared. Gen has been posting him with the kids on Instagram and I’m craving daddy stories.

A/N: Feedback is greatly appreciated!!! Beta’d by @mamapeterson :* and shout-out to @katymacsupernatural for editing the pictures for me!!! 

Your son Shep had seen you putting your hair into a ponytail earlier and decided that he wanted to be like mommy, asking if you could put one right on the top of his head for him. You giggled but obliged to your sons silly request. Moments after you finished his, Jared had walked into the bedroom and Shep jumped in his arms telling him that he needed to be like mommy too and get his hair in a pony tail. He threw his head back in laughter but nodded his head, setting Shep back down on the bed as he moved to sit in front of you on the floor while you pulled his hair into a ponytail on the top of his head to match the one Shep was sporting.

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I have played Mass Effect Andromeda twice already…

Important question: Who all have you smooched?

I ended up choosing Jaal but look I’m hella gay for Vetra she is my space wife give me poly options Bioware

Seriously though I REALLY wanted to romance Kallo Jath I’m still upset about not being able to do that


Becoming a Father Overnight Part Five

Series Summary- Jared x Daughter!Reader. Jared Padalecki’s life is flipped upside down when he gets a call from a teenage girl saying she’s his daughter.

**Also I know the length of her break is not totally realistic, but I had to bend it a little to make it work. I couldn’t have her missing too many extra days and I also want her to be down there for more than just a few days. 

Becoming a Father Overnight Masterlist


It’s been about a week since Y/n reached out to Jared. While it wasn’t a long period of time Y/n felt like she’d gotten to know him a lot better, and she defiantly felt much more comfortable talking to him. Jared was very dedicated to forming a relationship with his daughter.

Y/n looked up from her history textbook as her phone buzzed on the desktop next to her. Jared.

Y/n laughed, of course it was. She got at least one call a day after school, sometimes more. Not that she was complaining, she enjoyed talking to him and she was glad that he’d stepped up and wanted the role so much.

“Hello?” She answered.

“Hey Y/n, how was your day at school?” Jared asking, sounding like his usually, happy, chipper self.

“Alright, got assigned a history paper and other unpleasant work. How was your day? You’re wrapping up filming for the year this week, right?”

“Today was the last day! Flying home in an hour and I’m very excited. Speaking of which,” Jared paused this was the part he was nervous about. “I’ve kind of been dropping hints about you coming to visit and I wanted to say I’m serious.”

Y/n bit her lip nervously, was this his way of officially asking? The idea was both nerve wracking and exciting. She was thrilled at the idea of meeting the man she’d been talking to and also the brothers she’d been hearing bits about, but she was also scared to finally meet them. What if it didn’t go well? What if they didn’t like her? What if Genevieve was annoyed Jared had invited her? After all it was his daughter with another woman. Jared had talked about his other kids some, but not his wife a whole lot, what if she hated the mere idea of Y/n?

“I was thinking maybe you could come down over your winter break? I don’t want your visit to take you out of too much school, but I also want to meet you in person as soon as possible. I’m thinking that’s the best choice. What do you think?”

It took Y/n a second to process that he was asking her a question. She was still caught up on the fact that he wanted her down there for break, and in less than a mere three weeks away.

“Y/n?” Jared’s anxious voice broke through the quiet and Y/n cursed herself for making him think that she hated the idea.

“Yea, sorry. You just caught me off guard,” she admitted honestly. “You kept making little comments, but nothing more, so I really wasn’t expecting you to invite me down so soon.”

“Not that I’m complaining.” She tried to quickly reassure him. She wanted to go, she wanted to see him.

Jared’s face light up, even though she couldn’t see it. “Great. When does your break start?”

“December 21 and it goes till January 4.”

“Wow, that’s a nice break. Maybe we could even extend it a little and you could miss a few days of school.”

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I think that Garrus suggests settling down and having kids to Shepard because, in that moment, he’s desperate to have her return, and he knows how much she craves rest, needs it- he offers her what he perceives as ‘normality’ as a final branch to cling to, the hopes that she’ll come back for that, for a glimpse of something more than constant battles and death. I DON’T think it means that he actually necessarily wants children, or that Shepard does either- they’re speaking more of finding some hope of a ‘normal’ life after all this happens than the actual fact. I don’t love the idea that Shep and Garrus HAVE to have children, and I certainly don’t think my Shepard ever wants them, but in that moment, she knows that’s not what he’s literally offering- he just wants a life from her, free from all of this. 

Is he mine?

Pairing : Past!JaredxReader
Word count : 1,229
Author :Mel
A/N : @bigdaddymongoose wanted more. I couldn’t say no.

Part 2 of ‘My son, Bringer of Storms.’

You stood there silently, and he waited. He waited for an answer that could change his life. You were staring somewhere between his eyes and the floor, this was a conversation you had been afraid to have for years. It was what had kept you from coming back for so long. “I should get dressed.”

He looked at you with disbelief. That was what you had to say? “Y/N-” He tried keeping his voice calm.

“Just.. let me get dressed, Jared. Please? And maybe a drink. Or ten.”

You turned and started for your room. “Just answer me! Is he mine!?” His voice was raised, and you turned quickly.

“Please..” You begged him, and motioned to River, who stirred at the sound of a raised voice. “We’ll go-”

“We’ll talk right here. Now.”

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So, if you know @vorchagirl, you’ll know that the past few months have been more than a bit shit for her, and I just won’t have that. Since my only real skills in life are art and slumber, I figured I can at least provide a proper painting of one of her precious Sheps. Sierra Shepard :3

(i’m also sending a ghost boot all the way around the world to kick those insurance people’s bums (or whoever’s bums need kicking) into fixing your god damn house already!!!!111)