Rush Week at Multiverse U sounded like a fun idea until you actually met the MU frats. As you try to escape the overwhelming smell of oil, a quiet young woman hands you a flyer–”Join Sigma Sigma Steel,” she whispers. You run for your life, finally understanding why they call it “rushing”.

MTG COLLEGE AU LIVES!!! i’ve been doing some more doodles of this au in between bigger stuff for my REAL college. 👌

amishlovegod  asked:

I see people talking about favorite cards and I want to share mine. Sheoldred, The Whispering One is probably my first favorite card. I started playing right around then and she was the most powerful card that was played among my friends and I. My first purchase was a NPH fat pack and when I pulled Sheoldred and Phyrexian obliterator, I became a lifelong phan.

Dude, she is still a powerhouse. like, there are few cards that can maintain this level of power over time and Sheoldred, without a doubt, deserves her reputation. In fact, all the Praetors maintained their initial popularity over time. 

It’s so cool that you managed to get one on your first fat pack and you still play with it. Awesome

anonymous asked:

I want Vorinclex to vore Jin-Gitaxias whose voring Urabrask who's voring Sheoldred who's voring Elesh Norn who's voring me

Why ar eyou sending me, a poor, innocent Robo this

Awesome Female Characters in Magic (Alara Forward)

Battle for Zendikar: Kiora, Nissa, Zada, Drana

Magic Origins: Chandra, Pia Nalaar, Nissa, Liliana

Dragons of Tarkir: Anafenza, Narset, Sidisi, Atarka, Kolaghan, Dromoka

Fate Reforged: Dromoka, Kolaghan, Atarka, Alesha, Yasova

Khans of Tarkir: Narset, Anafenza, Sidisi

Commander 2014: Nahiri, Freyalise, Gisa, Titania

Conspiracy: Selvala, Marchesa

Journey into Nyx: Pharika

Born of the Gods: Kiora, Ephara, Karametra

Theros: Elspeth, Thassa, Nylea, Cymede, Hythonia, Anthousa

Commander 2013: Derevi, Jeleva, Sydri

Planechase 2012: Vela

Dragon’s Maze: Emmara, Exava, Lavinia, Teysa

Gatecrash: Aurelia, Zegana 

Return to Ravnica: Vraska, Isperia, Trostani

Avacyn Restored: Avacyn, Bruna, Sigarda, Gisela, Tamiyo

Dark Ascension: Thalia

Innistrad: Liliana, Olivia Voldaren

Commander: Basandra, Kaalia, Damia, Nin, Tariel, Zedruu

New Phyrexia: Elesh Norn, Sheoldred, Melira

Mirrodin Besieged: Glissa

Scars of Mirrodin: Elspeth, Kemba, 

Rise of the Eldrazi: Drana, Emrakul, Linvala

Worldwake: Thada Adel

Zendikar: Nissa, Chandra, Iona

Alara Reborn: Jenara, the Sen Triplets, 

Conflux: Rakka Mar

Shards of Alara: Elspeth, Mayael, Sharuum

Miscellaneous Extras: Jalira, Yeva

Can we just talk about how absolutely terrifying Sheoldred is?

First of all her body resembles a giant spider WITH A MOUTH…


It’s like some weird fetus thing that can fucking SLITHER around and shit because it doesn’t have legs.

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to your bedroom door creaking open and you see someone standing there, but suddenly they drop to the floor and slither toward you really fast and there is nothing you can do about it.


(REDO!!!!) Sheoldred, whispering one (the last black one wasn’t too great huh?)
Okay! My last black edh deck was lacking and I want to a policies because it just wasn’t good at all. Luckily, this one is kick ass. Here we have a praetor and what the praetors do very well is give you an advantage and hurt your opponents something fierce! Sheoldred is great because she synergizes most with cards in her color. (I don’t care what you have to say about the other ones, they’re great sure but not like this)
One amazing thing you can do with sheoldred is etb effects. I know there aren’t a lot of sac outlets in the list but there should be in a sheoldred deck because it enables you to really mess with an opponent. Shadowborn demon can sacrifice himself and blows up up a creature when he enters. Massacre wurm can butcher any token or weenie deck while also dishing out massive damage to your opponents. Another worthy thing to put in sheoldred would be a conjurers closet because a massacre wurm etbing twice will wreak mass destruction.
Deathrender is also great because with sac outlets like ashnods altar you can easily play your whole hand by sacing creatures then getting them all back via sheoldred. It takes major advantage of your graveyard playability.
Sheoldred also has an ability that makes your opponents sac each of their upkeeps so it is wise to take advantage of this with cards like blood artist. This means they loose life when they sac and you gain life. Another enchantment to note which synergies with this ability is grave betrayal which puts their creatures under your control each time you force them to sac.
Lifeline is hard to come by, but it will let you have a backup in case your general dies. It also lets you sac more recklessly and pull more creatures from the grave each turn.
Necroplasm is also an amazing card because it let’s you sac, it dredges more creatures to your graveyard and it is a low cmc creature wipe no matter the power or toughness. This is great if your opponent is playing rhys and has fifteen 6/6 wurm creature tokens out with which they are ready to smash.
So that’s all for right now, I may redo some different decks in the future but the last mono black I did was dissapointing so I wanted to give mono black players a bit more inspiration. Thanks for reading and don’t forget to make their lands swamps. :)