Getting to Know the Praetors (New Phyrexia) By Doug Beyer (5/11/11)

Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite

Role: Elesh Norn is the praetor of the white-aligned Phyrexian faction, the Machine Orthodoxy. She oversees all sects of the Machine Orthodoxy and commands great respect from all those who belong to the entire faction. She often goes by the title “Praetor of Unity.”

Appearance: Like many of her faction, Elesh Norn has no skin, but is outfitted with cracked, porcelain-like metal over her raw musculature. Her most recognizable characteristic is the set of broad blades of that bonelike metal that sweep back and away from her face. She often has lower-ranked cenobites and suture priests carrying her train and inscribing her utterances.


Agenda: Elesh Norn rules over all the sects of the Machine Orthodoxy but abides by the particulars of none. She does believe, however, in the importance of unifying all of Phyrexia under a single banner by indoctrinating all life with Phyrexian beliefs. She sought to help induct Karn as the Father of Machines, but in her heart she believes that the Father of Machines is more of a symbolic figurehead than a true position of power, and she means to install a puppet in that role whom she can influence.

Trivia:Cenobite is an English word; it refers to a member of religious group who lives with others in a convent or community. The white-aligned Phyrexian faction, the Machine Orthodoxy, includes many cenobites as lesser priests and hierarchs, and the praetor Elesh Norn is the highest-ranking of such clergy—hence “Grand Cenobite.”

Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur

Role: Jix-Gitaxias is the praetor of the blue-aligned Phyrexian faction, the Progress Engine. He serves as the brilliant mastermind behind the sociopathic experiments of the so-called Great Synthesis.

Appearance: Hunched and barbed, Jin-Gitaxias is covered in the chromelike metals common to Phyrexians of the Progress Engine. Jin-Gitaxias can communicate in a variety of modes and languages, including mental speech, which he uses to drill his ideals of perfection into the minds of others. As part of Jin-Gitaxias’s optimized homeostasis, his ribs and spinal pillar flex and pulse disturbingly.


Agenda: Jin-Gitaxias seeks the perfection of all life through the most perfect of methods: clinical experimentation. Of all the praetors, Jin-Gitaxias is the most concerned with converting the face of the world formerly known as Mirrodin to its Phyrexian ideal, from the smallest organism to the greatest sea. Jin-Gitaxias is a living storehouse of research data, collated from every tidbit of vicious exploration conducted throughout the plane.

Trivia: Even though the five praetors weren’t going to become cards until New Phyrexia, they were quoted in flavor text as early as Scars of Mirrodin. That meant we had to finalize what the praetors would be called in New Phyrexia the better part of a year before we would actually make cards for them. Some of the praetors’ names were long and elaborate, though, and their mana costs were likely to run up into three or maybe four symbols. (For example, takes three mana symbols to express, which can eat up space for longer names. would have taken four symbols and even more space.)

So we had to make sure that those names—including their including their postnominal epithets, such as “Core Augur"—would fit in the name bar of Magic cards. (Even then, their mana costs lost a colored mana during New Phyrexia development to make sure that the by-then-set-in-stone names would fit.) Jin-Gitaxias’s initial name was the longest of the five—he was originally called "Jin-Gitaxias, the Augur of the Core.” A bit of rearrangement and editing yielded the nicely efficient “Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur.” Note that “augur” here means “prognosticator” or “prophet.” It doesn’t mean “driller"—that’s "auger,” with an e. Handily for Phyrexia, Mirrodin’s core came pre-drilled.

Sheoldred, Whispering One

Role: Sheoldred is one of the seven Steel Thanes that struggle for power over black-aligned faction of Phyrexia, and she currently holds the title of praetor.

Appearance: Sheoldred appears as a feminine humanoid torso emerging from a huge-mouthed, many-jointed fiend. Her movements are spiderlike in their grace, her limbs finding purchase among the mycosynth and metallic structures of the Core. Her body is covered with plates of oily, corroded metal. Her voice is a soft, grinding whisper, and she is kept informed at all times by a constant stream of informants, spies, and underlings.


Agenda: Although the agenda of the Steel Thanes in general is to overpower, corrupt, and enslave all other beings, Sheoldred herself has managed to hold power through the use of subtler methods. She collects debts and manipulates relationships in order to keep her allies in check and her foes as powerless as possible. Her goal is nothing less than control of all of Phyrexia—and she may just get her wish.

Trivia: Shudderworthily, Sheoldred’s body separates into two pieces. Her relatively humanoid torso actually locks into an access inlet built into her monstrous lower half. Though few have seen it happen, Sheoldred is able to shed her large, predatory, more motile lower body and slither-skitter to a new home.

Note that the bizarre visual designs for the praetors (all thanks to our resident concept artist Richard Whitters) might have made their creature types quite hard to figure out. Thankfully we had already decided that the cycle would all have the creature type Praetor, since we knew that their names would not contain the term “Praetor.” By the way, congratulations to Ebon Praetor and Sanguine Praetor on their new creature type—Praetor!

Urabrask the Hidden

Role: Urabrask is the praetor of the Quiet Furnace, the red-aligned Phyrexian faction. Urabrask commands a more industrial side of Phyrexia, coordinating the forge workers and slag harvesters of the plane’s Furnace Layer. Urabrask is unique among the praetors in that he and his faction interact only in limited fashion with the rest of Phyrexia.

Appearance: Urabrask is a vicious living machine, a weapon of forged excellence. His core of molten metal is housed within a frame of bone, claw, sharpened steel, and rusted iron. Flues on his back and chest vent heat and noxious gases. Urabrask’s fractiousness and unpredictability are legendary; the other laborers in the Furnace Layer give him a wide berth, and his followers know that random acts of violence are to be expected.


Agenda: Mirran survivors have found refuge in the Furnace Layer, and Urabrask has commanded his furnace legions to turn a blind eye to the refugees. Rather than planning an endgame, Urabrask focuses on the now—and right now, he knows only that the monolithic, freedom-crushing hierarchy of the rest of Phyrexia irks him. For the time being, he works to supply the rest of Phyrexia with the fuel and raw materials it needs to dominate a world.

Trivia: It was decided early on that red would be the color most resistant to Phyrexian corruption for the Scars of Mirrodin story. Red’s values of self-determination, independence, and passion conflict most with the authoritarian, universal, coercive nature of Phyrexia. It took an entire block to play out, but now it’s clear that the color red is sort of like the last victim to die in a zombie movie—it escapes the touch of corruption the longest and maintains defiance even as the enemy swarms around it.

Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger

Role: Vorinclex is the praetor of the Vicious Swarm, the green-aligned Phyrexian faction. While Vorinclex leads the faction and holds ultimate authority, the Phyrexianized elf Glissa (“the Traitor”) controls much of the Vicious Swarm’s fighting force. Glissa pressed for Phyrexians to leave the Core and begin the assault on the surface of Mirrodin, while Vorinclex spends much of his time in the ruins of Tel-Jilad. The nature of the Vicious Swarm means that no leader is particularly revered, however—the survival of the fittest is the only sovereign among this bloc of terrifying apex predators.

Appearance: Bestial and hideously anatomical, Vorinclex is the praetor who appears the most organic in his construction—and yet his philosophy aligns with Phyrexia’s hatred of flesh and idealization of the machine. Grown deep within the Core from a system of vats and birthing pods, Vorinclex is an artificial design that represents one of Phyrexia’s greatest successes in replicating the ferocity and ruthlessness of nature.


Agenda: Vorinclex seeks to achieve Phyrexian perfection by using the plane as one grand arena, subsuming the strong and devouring the weak. Any flaw in Phyrexia’s strength is to be hunted down and consumed in a process of simulated, guided, “natural” selection.

Trivia: The earliest depiction of the New Phyrexia’s praetors on cards was Vorinclex, shown counseling Karn in the art of Praetor’s Counsel from Mirrodin Besieged. Many of the praetors show up in the art of other cards in New Phyrexia. You can also see a shot of Urabrask in the background of Act of Aggression. Jin-Gitaxias is depicted doing something horrible to a victim in the art of Psychic Surgery. Elesh Norn lashes out on Marrow Shards. And Sheoldred can be seen taking possession of an Auriok’s soul in the art of Praetor’s Grasp.

Can we just talk about how absolutely terrifying Sheoldred is?

First of all her body resembles a giant spider WITH A MOUTH…


It’s like some weird fetus thing that can fucking SLITHER around and shit because it doesn’t have legs.

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to your bedroom door creaking open and you see someone standing there, but suddenly they drop to the floor and slither toward you really fast and there is nothing you can do about it.


Combined, they lasted maybe 45 minutes, the first game being 15 minutes alone.


Mine: Atraxa, Herald of the Legion

Opponent’s: Breya, Machine’s Uprising (calling it now)

Game 1: Opponent conceded after getting Isochron Scepter w Abrupt Decay onto the field and slowly started destroying their stuff (most of which was CMC 3 or less) and killing Daretti.

Game 2: It looked like opponent’s favor until a few turns after i cast Rashmi and he had Remand on an Isochron Scepter. Sheoldred pseudo-cascade trigger, which he kept bouncing back to my hand (also tons of Mana Ramp T2, with Jace tMS cast T3.) T4-7, Jace at 6 Loyalty, unactivated. Cast Sheoldred, topdeck Ajani Unyeilding (which he Remands Sheoldred.) Ajani hits, +2 to topdeck for a Progenitor Mimic (which i have the mana for after getting Paradox Engine on the field) and copy Deepglow Skate which he has on his field, and ETB to bump Jace up to 12 and instant ult, to which he responds by tapping Sensei’s Divining Top and getting an Everflowing Chalice before everything gets exiled. Then, as he had 3 turns left to win, he scooped before i could swing out.

It was amazing Game 2.

Awesome Female Characters in Magic (Alara Forward)

Battle for Zendikar: Kiora, Nissa, Zada, Drana

Magic Origins: Chandra, Pia Nalaar, Nissa, Liliana

Dragons of Tarkir: Anafenza, Narset, Sidisi, Atarka, Kolaghan, Dromoka

Fate Reforged: Dromoka, Kolaghan, Atarka, Alesha, Yasova

Khans of Tarkir: Narset, Anafenza, Sidisi

Commander 2014: Nahiri, Freyalise, Gisa, Titania

Conspiracy: Selvala, Marchesa

Journey into Nyx: Pharika

Born of the Gods: Kiora, Ephara, Karametra

Theros: Elspeth, Thassa, Nylea, Cymede, Hythonia, Anthousa

Commander 2013: Derevi, Jeleva, Sydri

Planechase 2012: Vela

Dragon’s Maze: Emmara, Exava, Lavinia, Teysa

Gatecrash: Aurelia, Zegana 

Return to Ravnica: Vraska, Isperia, Trostani

Avacyn Restored: Avacyn, Bruna, Sigarda, Gisela, Tamiyo

Dark Ascension: Thalia

Innistrad: Liliana, Olivia Voldaren

Commander: Basandra, Kaalia, Damia, Nin, Tariel, Zedruu

New Phyrexia: Elesh Norn, Sheoldred, Melira

Mirrodin Besieged: Glissa

Scars of Mirrodin: Elspeth, Kemba, 

Rise of the Eldrazi: Drana, Emrakul, Linvala

Worldwake: Thada Adel

Zendikar: Nissa, Chandra, Iona

Alara Reborn: Jenara, the Sen Triplets, 

Conflux: Rakka Mar

Shards of Alara: Elspeth, Mayael, Sharuum

Miscellaneous Extras: Jalira, Yeva