Val wasn’t sure how he felt about theses wolf ears Joss had talked him into getting. It was in the spirit of the season he said. People were suddenly too friendly, too touchy. A cat in his lap the moment he slipped on the fuzzy headband. What sort of party had he stumbled into?
Ah well, as long as the drinks kept coming… This was sure the be an interesting evening.
I am the type of parent that pranks my kids. Like, nothing that’s going to cause tears. Nothing traumatizing. But we joke around a lot and it’s par for the course that you check your shoes before you put them on and the faucet doesn’t have a rubber band on it before you turn on the kitchen tap. The usual.
But this prank, the one they just pulled on me? It shook me. They hid all my books. LIke, the sheer logistics of it is amazing. The books were two deep in these cubbies. It’s a good, solid prank. Especially for starters. I thought, good on them.
I was amused, bordering proud, when I looked on my night stand.
What’s that? One more book? Huh.
Everything about this is beautiful. The irony in that the book thief was the only book left. The cleverness of using a bookmark. The we are anonymous type signature. Her haunted look, like she knows where your books are.
Let me tell you, I have never been more proud, and if they continue to apply themselves like this, more scared.
Ever since Buff Bendy became a thing. I’ve wanted to do a comic dub of him, and thanks to @anastasia-cherubin I’ve done just that. After reading this I had to do a comic dub of this and the end result is hilarious xD.