shelly darling

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Twin Peaks Ladies as Fairytale Heroines
→ Shelly Johnson as Cinderella

She was abused, humiliated, and finally forced to become a servant in her own house. And yet, through it all, Cinderella remained ever gentle and kind…

My interpretation of what happened today

Vanessa: Remember, the plan is to backdoor Austin so make sure to act like someone else is the target.

Shelli: YAY I GOT PICKED TO PLAY VETO!!!

Others: :( :( :(

Shelli: Why are people upset that I got picked?

Becky: I really hate being on the block and I wish I had more people playing to save me, like Jackie.

John: Don’t worry Becky, I’ll use it on you if I win because we have each other’s back.

*One POV Comp Later*

Shelli: YAY!!!!! My precious son, Clay won!  

Becky: Now I’m stuck on the block and I’m upset because even though there is a backdoor plan in the works, things could screw up and I could go home. Being a nominee sucks.

John: I’m so pissed that I couldn’t win to save Becky. Now I’m worried about her.

Others: :( :( :(

Shelli: Why is everyone upset that my sweet, darling Clay has won POV?

Liz/Austin: Maybe they’re upset because there may or may not be a six person alliance that may or may not have been targeting Clay??? Maybe?  I dunno.

Shelli: OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT! THEY MUST BE DESTROYED! STARTING WITH BECKY! I BET SHE THREW BOB SO THAT MY ADORABLE CLAY COULD STAY ON THE BLOCK! AND JOHN WAS IN ON IT TOO! LOOK AT HOW PISSED HE WAS! AND PEOPLE PREFERRED JACKIE TO BE PICKED OVER ME! SHE’S IN ON IT TOO!!! 

Vanessa: Seems legit. Let’s do it. Liz, are you ok with Austin staying an extra week even though you have stated multiple times how much you don’t like him?

Liz: He’s ok. I don’t mind.

Vanessa: Even though he’s said that once your sister enters the house, he’ll ignore her and only focus on you?

Liz: Yeah. He has my back and her’s too I guess.

Shelli: PERFECT!!! LET’S GET RID OF EVERYONE!! STARTING WITH BECKDEMON!!!

Clay: This is getting out of hand. Maybe people acted like they were upset to make it look like Austin wasn’t the target. 

Shelli: CLAY MY DARLING, THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE WHO WANT US TO BE A PART! THEY MUST GO! ALL OF THEM! THE SIXTH SENSE SHALL EMERGE VICTORIOUS AS THE ONLY ALLIANCE IN BIG BROTHER HISTORY TO REMAIN INTACT!!!!