sheldon and wil

On Arch Nemesises

My mom and I have been having this balloon war ever since my birthday last week. She keeps leaving balloons floating in weird places. My bathroom. The hallway. At the front door.

So I snuck the balloons into her car and waited for her to go to work. I expected her to scream bloody murder. Instead I heard this bone-chilling cackle and her best Sheldon Cooper impersonation as she randomly yelled out,

“CURSE YOU WIL WHEATON!”

I laughed so hard I fell down the stairs.

I’m scared of her retaliation.