shelby blathers

Vegan Problems

having to talk like

“after I showered with vegan shampoo and vegan soap, I ate my vegan cereal with vegan milk, put on my vegan makeup, grabbed my vegan shoes and got into my boyfriend’s car (with vegan seat covers) and went shopping for vegan things, and then that night we went out to eat and I had a delicious vegan burger" 

just so people won’t go ”_____ isn’t vegan! CAUGHT you!“ every three seconds