Being Miranda’s husband, I hear all the insecurities you know? And one of her concerns was “Gosh Carrie’s so beautiful, and her legs and all this stuff” and she says “I’m gonna look like an idiot up there next to her” and I’m like “No, I don’t think you get it baby, I don’t think you’re seeing yourself how the rest of the world sees you.” I mean I love Carrie Underwood but I didn’t even know she was on the stage!
—  Blake Shelton being a cute ass husband

“I don’t give her too much shit.That’s like poking a bear. She’s as lovable as can be—until you cross her. She’ll go from zero to 100 real quick. If Miranda has an inkling you’re saying something hardass to her, it’s gonna be a problem.”
Happy 3rd Anniversary, Blake and Miranda! May 14, 2011


Miranda’s 2014 Year in Review: Shelbert

“You may pick up a magazine or a tabloid any day of the week that’ll say something about, you know, my relationship with Miranda and it’s in turmoil and divorce. The truth is I’ve never felt a stronger bond with, not only with her, but with any other human being in my life. I mean Miranda and I have … she’s my life.” - Blake Shelton


The toughest thing for she and I to overcome was the fact that … Miranda is from Texas, and I’m from Oklahoma. Even though Miranda and I are married now, and you can YouTube this crap, I will never, ever live in Texas. It doesn’t have as much to do with the ol’ Oklahoma-Texas rivalry… Let me back up further. The only reason I ever got into this business is because I wanted to meet some freakin’ girls. Ironically enough, most of the gigs I had early on were down there in that North Texas area, where Miranda is from. I’m just tellin’ y'all, I’m not gonna live down there, because you don’t wanna be going out to eat at some restaurant with Miranda Lambert, and run into some old skank you met back in the day. Because she shoots people! And burns their houses down, man, and I like it! 

I told him, ‘You haven’t said anything about my weight loss,’ and he was like, 'You were beautiful before. You’re beautiful now.’ For a while there I was like like 'Why didn’t you tell me I was chunky?’ and he was like, 'Do you think I wanted to get punched in the face?’
—  Miranda on Blake’s Reaction to Her Weight Loss, in Women’s Health