My Mum and Ed Sheeran
- Mum:why didn't you tell me?
- Me:tell you what?
- Mum:that my red little cupcake is married
- Me:WTF? since when is sven (my brother) married?
- Mum:not sven, I'm talking about ed. ed is married ..and not with you.
- Me:and whose fault is that? if you had lived in England, who knows what would have happened.
- Mum:that's true. Do you want to come over ? Make sure to bring Ed's dvd.
- Me:Sure. And Mum? Ed is not married
- Mum:then you know what you have to do, find ed, marry him and get sweet little ginger babies with him. but first, let's see, how Ed rocks the wembley stadium.