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JAWLINE GAME STRONG AF.

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Arnav: TV ka volume itna loud kyun hai? Aur Lakshmi yaha kya kar rahi hai?
Khushi: Woh Lakshimi ji aur hum rashi bhavishya dekh rahe the. Aur hamne socha ki shayad Lakshmi ji..
Arnav: Tumne TV ka volume iss liye itna loud rakha hai taaki Lakshmi suun sake?
Khushi: Haan..hame pakka pata nahi tha na ki awaaz Lakshmi ji ke kaano tak pauch rahi hai ya nahi..issi liye!

So this guy my mom worked with almost 20 yrs ago friends her on Facebook and messages her, saying, “Thank you for accepting my request. It’s so good to see you. How are you?” Blah blah blah.

And the he goes, “You’re bigger than you were before.”

Like hE FCKING CALLED MY MOM FAT

THIS GUY SHE HASNT HEARD FROM FOR 20 SOME YRS SUDDENLY SAYS SHES FAT

I CANT BREATHE