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so me and my dad (very briefly) became the ancient Chinese rulers of the Tourist Dynasty *___*

anonymous asked:

I think you and your girlfriend are both stunning, I love both of your blogs, and I wish I knew both of you in real life because it would be so cool. :(

anonymous asked:

U and mamrie look fab af 10/10 ( u look extra fab tho)

Omgomgomg thank you omg. I think she called me flower princess or something. I don’t remember, it was all too much

I finally understand why people alway say they’re never drinking again
I threw up twice last night and this morning my entire living room floor is soaked; my bedding, curtains and my legs are covered in chilli sauce; there are over twenty bottles spread around my room; I found a half eaten slice of pizza under my sofa; and my cat is missing
Overall it was a good night