- The aunt who is very spiritual.
- Gives the best advice.
- She reads tarot cards as a hobby,
- She could easily make a career out of it.
- Has three crowns on her teeth because she loves sweet treats
- The chill aunt who always speaks her mind.
- No matter who’s around she doesn’t change the way she acts
- It pisses off old people but makes her great with kids.
- She will buy random shit at thrift stores and flea markets and then make some amazing shit out of it.
- The aunt that looks 10 years younger than she actually is.
- She always wears sunscreen and bug spray.
- Brags that she has never broken a bone (which is not true).
- Gets away with a lot of shit because she looks innocent and is very sneaky.
- The nicest aunt ever.
- Can literally fit anything in her purse.
- She once beat up an asshole at a bar.
- Anything will make her laugh, as long as it’s not offensive.
- The aunt who is always traveling.
- No one knows what she does for a living.
- The top three theories are a professional athlete, lawyer, or a spy.
- She loves postcards and will buy 30 of them from where ever she travels to send to her friends and family.