- Bill: *gets married to a woman*
- Bill's foster mother: wow, what a beautiful friendship! I wonder what their husbands are doing! Friendship goals right their! Just gals being pals, amirite?
Our store is "24 hours" but between 3-330am our registers are shut down for end of day report. I can't check anyone out during that time. This past night that I worked a woman walked in the door, because we're still open they just can't buy anything, at 3:03. She actually screamed and started stomping her feet and throwing her hands in the air like a child when I informed her the registers were down til 3:30 and it was only 3:03