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omg guys someone just reblogged my selfies and ‘corrected’ the pronouns I’m literally so upset right now 😂😂😂

Okay so imma stop being so weird about it
Anywaaay
So, I’m sure the some of you who read tags know that my brother shipes my oc with original sans
And that’s okay, he can ship who he wants, and after a while I started to like the ship too and thaaaat’s okaaaay


But anywho, back to what I was doiing
Haha
Okay soooo imagine sans is tryna flirt with her and she’s like, “haha okay whatever” and then he does that finger gun thing and winks then he walks away
Aaaand when he’s about ten feet away he just flops onto the ground and instantly starts snoring bc he fell asleep walking???
Haha and then she face-palms and just walks away

Hah I was laying in bed, slowly dying, and this popped into my head. I might draw it hh

one of the best parts about jurassic world is when owen comments about the way claire is dressed and how her heels and what not aren’t suitable for tracking two boys while being chased by an intelligent and extremely dangerous dinosaur, and then a little later on they need to run away from said dinosaur and claire full on sprints in high heels passed owen and he just pauses for a moment, amazed at how well she does it

i sometimes feel like the fandom grinch because as much as i enjoy portrayals of purple garrett hawke as a dorky dumb boyfriend, i feel like they kind of gloss over the fact that purple hawke is extremely clever, charming, and witty. like varric will even mention in inquisition how he tricked people who were trying to kill him into playing a card game, kept them busy so long they were arrested, and some of them even came back later to just chill with him because “hawke just had that effect on people.” that’s not really the tall tale sign of a stupid man imo.

When I pay you to babysit my dog I expect you to keep up his Instagram account. I didn’t give you his password for nothing.
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white woman, in Boulder, on the phone, presumably to her negligent dog sitter

submitted by Johan

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME [3/10] Celebrity Crushes: essiebutton

When I saw this t-shirt, I was like, Yes. Get in my belly. Not in my belly. On my belly.

Omg you guys I almost forgot to tell you that today in my honors class, my teacher was telling us about his daughter and how he was puzzled, because her taste in music had changed drastically. He told us, “I’m not complaining, it’s just weird. She went from top 40 stuff to music like Asia and Journey and Kansas, she loves Carry On My Wayward Son. It was in the blink of an eye." 

And I didn’t say anything, but in my mind I was like 

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There was a crushing sadness to Gansey’s face as he looked at Adam. That was the first clue Blue got that something was inherently different, irretrievably altered. If not about the world, then about Cabeswater. And if not about Cabeswater, then about Adam.

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Yep, she basically proposed too ^^

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YOU WON’T LIKE ME WHEN I’M ANGRY

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favorite character meme: seven scenes [1/7]