My mum called me all the way from home in Scotland to ask me if I’d seen the new Star Wars trailer. She’s not even a fan and she disliked my “I’M A JEDI” phase I went through from the age of ten until…what am I talking about it never ended… but she knew I’d be excited by it so she figured out how to use the scary skype phone call function all by herself and asked me if I’d “seen your new Star Wars show yet honey? It looks really like something you’d like, and the big space dog is in it so that’s nice.”
I had no idea what she was talking about but I just said yes I’d seen it and it looked promising and I was super excited by it and then she hung up because it’s like almost midnight there but she really wanted to make sure I’d seen it just in case I had somehow died and missed it I suppose. It took me the longest time after she’d hung up to realize “the big space dog” in question was Chewbacca, and I’ve just been sitting here laughing my ass off ever since.
Request(s): AS;LF WEJSLK FN JULIAN X READER WHERE BOTH REACH FOR THE LAST SNACK IN A BASKET AT STARLABS AND THEY GET INTO A PETTY FIGHT THAT ENDS IN SMUT
Julian x Reader where they bicker all the time and one day it turns into a heated makeout sesh/smut?
Warnings: I combined the two bc they’re basically the same!! This gets real hot real quick oops. Also this is obviously before killer frost takes over cait ok.
What do you think H’s reaction would be to his girl being afraid of the dark, because ya girl is really shook by how dark the room is rn.
There’d be times where she’d shake him awake because there’s weird sounds coming from outside the door to their bedroom and the tree outside the window suddenly doesn’t look like a tree anymore and she’s positive she’d closed the closet door before they’d gone to bed.
Harry would slowly crack his eyes open, voice thick and groggy with heavy sleep. “What’s the matter, pet?”
He shifts around the sheets, turning to face her as he palms the tiredness from his eyes. He stifles a yawn and then swings an arm across her torso, hugging her into his warm chest and tangling their legs together, rubbing his socked feet up and down her calves soothingly.
“I gotcha, darling. Nothing’s gonna get you.”
But there’d also be times when he can can’t help but be a little shit.
Times when he’d push himself out of bed and swing his legs over the edge, sitting up and reaching for the light switch. And then, just as he’s about to grab it, he purposefully falls off the bed and let’s out a bloodcurdling scream. Y/N screams herself because the scene looks like Harry’s been yanked off the bed by something scary and she’s at the verge of crying because she doesn’t know what to do. He keeps screaming and she’s about to burst into tears and she really should’ve gone to the bathroom before bed.
Then she hears him laughing. Laughing so hard he’s starting to wheeze and she can feel the fear in her shatter away.
She reached over and flicks on the light, her eyes focusing on a shirtless Harry with his hair in messy tuffs as his head’s thrown back against the carpeted ground, hands limp against his stomach as tears smear out of his shut eyes.
Y/N’s shaking with anger and still the slightest residue of fear, glowering at him from the bed but it only makes him laugh harder. She just looks so hilarious with her head poking over the edge of the mattress with her face scrunched up as if she was chewing on a lemon wedge and he really thinks he’s going to die from a collapsed lung.
“You’re a fucking prick, y’know that?!”
“Baby, I’m sorry! I just had to!” He’s back on the bed now, trying to cuddle her but she keeps shoving him away and the fact that he still has that shit-eating grin on his face probably isn’t helping. “C’mon, don’t be like that! You know it’s funny.”
“No, it isn’t! I nearly had a fucking heart attack!” She’s quivering with rage as she pulls the cover over her body roughly, her back to him.
Harry rolls his eyes with a big sigh, scooting over to fling an arm across her waist securely, snuggling her to his chest as he presses soft kisses to her temple. “‘M sorry. Won’t do it again— pinky promise.”
She looks over her shoulder, her voice soft. “Promise?”
Y/N shifts back to face him, pressing her head into his warm chest and sighing in relief as she gives into his hug.
She doesn’t notice that Harry’s biting his bottom lip to withhold himself and finally, he just let’s it out.
She returns his scream with horror, jolting in his arms with newfound fright. Then she’s shoving him away and kicking at his knees and he’s a cackling mess all over again.
So this was originally supposed to be two parts- I might do a third, though. We’ll just have to see ;)
Lorcan was, frankly, surprised he had been invited to Whitethorn’s bachelor party. He wasn’t even in the wedding party-he and Rowan hadn’t been THAT close in a long, long time, and he knew he had been invited out of common courtesy, since Aelin the bitch-queen hated his guts. He wasn’t too fond of her, either. Okay, he wasn’t fond of her at all.
Yet he-and Vaughan, Fenrys and Connall, who weren’t in the wedding party either- had been cordially invited to whatever the hell Rowan had planned. Lorcan, thankfully, hadn’t seen bridezilla or any of her tittering bridesmaids; undoubtedly because they were already doing whatever Aelin had planned for her bachelorette party. There were only two days until the wedding- it would be easy to avoid her for that long. Tomorrow, he’d rest up from the hangover he planned on procuring, and then only wish her congrats on her big day before he, hopefully, never saw her again. Or at least for a few years.
The men in Rowan’s wedding party were alright, he supposed- he knew Gavriel, of course, and the best man, his son Aedion. Chaol Westfall was a little pompous, but Lorcan would never see him again so that didn’t matter anyways, and Dorian Havilliard was sort of like a puppy dog, but calm enough that he wasn’t a problem. That didn’t mean Lorcan was having a good time, though. It was barely nine and he already wanted to get hammered enough to forget about the awkwardness in the atmosphere.
But at least the tension wasn’t between him and anyone else- at least, not yet.
"Any particular reason the witch didn’t get her ass up here, Dorian?“ Aedion drawled.
The raven haired man fixed him with a steely gaze, but Gavriel’s son didn’t back away, even at his father’s long suffering sigh, the sigh that used to be reserved for only Fenrys. "Manon," Dorian said pointedly. "Couldn’t make it. She sends an incredibly expensive wedding present, though, and we all know that will satisfy Aelin."
There were a few chuckles of agreement, but Lorcan was reeling at the name- a name Marion had spoken fondly of on the plane ride there. Shit- no. He was just thinking this up because he hadn’t been able to stop thinking about the woman he’d met the day before. Hadn’t been able to stop regretting not getting her damn number. Manon must have just been a common name that he’d never heard before.
Fenrys groaned from where he and his twin lounged in the leather couch of the private section they’d secured for the time being. "Does that mean her perky little cousin isn’t coming either?” He whined. “Gods, what I would GIVE to have another encounter with Asterin-"
"Don’t be a pig, Fenrys,” Connall rolled his eyes, grabbing the bottle of brandy Vaughan handed his way.
Asterin. Manon. Both names Marion had mentioned. Before he could open his mouth, Fenrys asked the question weighing on his mind for him. “Who exactly is in the wedding party if they aren’t?"
Aedion took a swig straight from one of the bottles and counted off on his fingers, "Lysandra, Aelin’s best friend,” by the flicker in his eyes, she was something to him, too, but he didn’t elaborate, “Evangeline, Lysandra’s foster sister, Nesryn Faliq, another friend-” a sly glance in Westfall’s direction at that, “And our adoptive sister Elide."
Lorcan felt his heart sink just a little bit. No Marion. Perhaps it was just a small world and Marion knew two of Aelin’s friends, but not Aelin herself. He poured another glass for himself, again cursing himself for being a prideful idiot and not asking for her damn number. Now he was never going to see her again. -
Aelin got strippers. Of course she did. Elide shook her head fondly as they clambered back into the limo, all of them laughing. She wasn’t shocked at all that her sister had gone all out as one of her last days as a ‘free woman.’ She had made several jokes about being 'put in shackles’ in two days, but Elide knew she didn’t mean it. She was hopelessly in love with Rowan, and everyone knew it.
Faintly, Elide felt a little stab of jealousy, but she pushed it off. She wouldn’t think about the fact that she’d never, and might not ever, feel the love both her siblings felt. And she definitely didn’t think about the super hot stranger she’d met on the airplane.
Aelin’s phone buzzed and she drunkenly pulled it out, gulping down another glass of champagne. She and Lysandra were already wasted, along with Ansel, who had joined them, and Nesryn was getting there, but Elide had only nursed one beer and one glass of champagne, and didn’t plan on drinking any more. Vernon had been a drinker, and an abusive one at that. The blonde gasped, leaning on her and practically shoving the screen in her face, though she was waving it so fast there was no chance of actually reading it.
"Dorian texted,” she slurred. “They just-hiccup- got to the Sea King. Let’s crash it?” Everyone else cheered, so Elide just went with it. She was sure Rowan wouldn’t mind his fiance showing up drunk and throwing herself at him.
They arrived at the Sea King-a bar downtown that they loved to frequent. Rowan wasn’t much of a club guy, though Aedion had forced him to go to one strip club-something Aelin wouldn’t appreciate in the morning- and Elide was sure he was more than comfortable to end the night at a place he actually knew. Aelin led the charge in her scandalous red dress and hot pink 'I’m the fucking bride’ crown that she found just hilarious, and Lysandra and Ansel paraded after her, Elide and Nesryn taking up the rear.
It had been a while since she’d been to the Sea King, but Elide knew it well- it was classy, for a sea themed bar. She knew Rowan and her siblings wouldn’t go to it probably at all if it wasn’t. And the sea embellishes were subtle, too- no obnoxious sea wall paper or tables made out of boat parts, thank the Gods. The bridal party moved towards the back, searching for the men, and Aelin didn’t seem apologetic at all as she looked into sections occupied by other people.
Elide knew her sister had found Rowan because she very loudly announced, “I’M HERE TO TAKE MY FIANCE HOME."
"You’re really already hammered?” Aedion complained. “It’s barely past midnight!"
"And how the hell did you track us down?” A slightly familiar voice-Vaughan she recalled- asked. Someone must have pointed at Dorian, because there were groans of his name.
“What?” The Havilliard defended. “It was getting boring."
"Are any of you sober?” The voice of Chaol asked, and Nesryn appeared in front of her in the doorway.
"Elide is,“ she said, gesturing backwards with her head. "She’s barely had anything to drink."
Aedion, Aelin and Rowan knew why she didn’t get drunk, but no one else did, and because she didn’t want to bring the mood down, she teased, "One of us has to keep track of the rest of-” she trailed off as she entered the section and there was Lorcan, lounging on a leather couch with a glass of some liquor in his hand.
Shit, shit, shit.
He started at the sight of her before his eyes narrowed, putting two and two together. Nesryn had called her Elide, not Marion. Her cheeks went red at being caught in her lie, and everyone noticed. But they thought she was flustered for a whole other reason. Aelin was too drunk to go all 'protective big sister,’ but Rowan and Aedion immediately zeroed their attention in on Lorcan. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK.
“I need another damn bottle,” he grumbled before he was hoisting himself up gracefully and stalking past her, down the hall to the bar. She waited two seconds, paralyzed, before she hurried after him. Better to deal with him then all of her friends and family.
It took her a little longer to get to the bar with her limp, and he was already at the bar, waiting for his bottle, a 50 on the counter in front of him. She slid into the bar stool next to him, and he glanced over, a cutting smile on her face. “Fancy seeing you again, Elide."
She sighed, putting her head in her hands. "To be fair, I never thought I’d see you again."
He shook his head. "You talk with me for two and a half damn hours about books and music and whether cats or dogs are better, yet you can’t tell me your real name? How can I even be sure the rest of the shit you spewed out was real?"
"It was,” she said roughly before her shoulders sagged slightly and she shook her head. “I’m sorry. I just.. don’t trust men easily. And I thought we were only going to dispense with pleasantries, not talk the whole time. I DEFINITELY didn’t expect to end up at the same wedding."
He studied her for a moment. "You mentioned an abusive uncle…” he paused. “This really isn’t any of my business, but… did he…"
She knew what he meant. "No,” she shook her head. “He never tried that. But there were, uh, a couple of guys who worked for him that almost did.” Bile rose in her throat, and she swallowed it down, shrugging a shoulder. “But they didn’t, so it’s fine."
"It’s not fine,” he said stonily, and how hadn’t she noticed how tense he had gotten at the words?
“You’re right, it’s not,” she agreed. “But it was years ago.” She glanced back towards the hall, half convinced Rowan or Aedion would appear within a few seconds. “You do realize they think we had sex, right?"
The grin he flashed her way was predatory. "I like it when you blush."
She glared at him half heartedly. "And here I was, about to ask if I could make up being an idiot to you."
She bit her lip. "There’s a 24 hour breakfast place down the street.. I mean, if you like breakfast food. And don’t want to return back to-” there was a shout followed by what could only be Lysandra’s cackling, “whatever that is."
He was already pulling back the 50 and withdrawing from the bar. "Breakfast food at midnight with a beautiful woman or watching your sister grind on my former colleague?” He asked, totally smirking when her face flamed red again at 'beautiful woman.’ Bastard. “I don’t know how I’ll ever choose."
She withdrew from the bar, too, knowing his answer. "I didn’t peg you as the joking type."
"To be fair, I’ve been drinking. And with Fenrys and Aedion all night."
"Okay, touche,” she allowed, glancing again towards the hall.
“They’re just going to think we’re having sex again."
Not that it was any of their business who she slept with, anyways. "I don’t care,” she tipped her head up defiantly. “I want Belgium waffles.” His chuckle chased her out into the night air, and, despite the chill, she felt warm.
Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Lydia Martin, Scott McCall & Reader/OFC
Warnings: Depictions of violence, explicit language.
Summary: Lydia and Stiles discuss the past and their current relationships and mend fences for good, while on a mission to find the second attack victim, a UC Berkeley student named Bridget Keller. The gang figure out what the vampires have been doing.
What position would the companions prefer when doing the nasty with Sole? 🤔
Cait: She fucks like she fights: It’s quick, it’s rough, there’s teeth involved, sometimes a baseball bat… And she has to be on top. She hates being restrained in any way, on purpose or by accident, so she’ll become uncomfortable if Sole wraps their arms or legs around her.
Curie: She likes to lay back and relax during sex. She likes it slow, preferably with plenty of pillows, properly setting the mood and “making love”. She’s always on the receiving end and has yet to master the art of giving back, but like with most things, she’s eager to learn.
Danse: Danse lowkey loves showing off how strong he is, and will often pick up his partner in the heat of the moment. Sole has been held up against most walls in the Commonwealth by now, even when receiving oral, which is a balancing act in itself.
Deacon: In the dark. The position doesn’t matter much, whatever feels right and doesn’t break his back, but he fucks with the lights off. It’s non-negotiable.
Hancock: He’s slept with men, women, humans and ghouls in all shapes, and even an assultron once, so you could say Hancock is pretty creative. Weird sex in weird places is his forte. If he gets his way there’s always going to be something twisting, straining and dripping, regardless of position. Of course, Sole can always just tell him what they want and he’ll be happy to oblige. He’s an “whatever floats your boat” kinda guy. Has a habit of putting his fingers into Sole’s mouth.
MacCready: He loves it when Sole rides him, twining their fingers together and looking at their face. It’s simple, raw and honest. As sex goes he’s surprisingly vanilla, and has to be eased into new things.
Nick: There was a time where Nick was the most confident cop on earth, but these days, sex just feels… A little awkward. He hates taking his clothes off, for one, no matter how many times Sole tells him he’s “just the way they like”. Also there’s not a lot of salvageable nerve endings left in that robot, so sex has become more of a mental/emotional thing for him. As a result he greatly prefers giving oral sex over anything else. He has gotten really, really good at it. Insanely good.
Piper: She prefers sitting on something tall (like a table) while doing the do, but as a free spirit in body and heart, she’ll try everything once. She also likes giggling or laughing during sex if something tickles, feels funny, or if she just thought about something hilarious. She doesn’t take it too seriously.
Preston: He’s a traditional romantic. He wants to see Sole’s face during the act, which is why he always prefers good ol’ missionary, top or bottom. Some might say that’s boring, but sex for Preston isn’t as much about the physical sensation as it’s about being with someone he loves.
X6-88: Sex is one of the only things that makes X6 lose his cool. He kind of hates it and loves it at the same time, which is why he prefers positions where Sole can’t see him completely. He needs some way to hide his face and muffle himself when it feels good, or he feels like he’s losing control of the situation.
i love that terezi is annoying and obnoxious but also sometimes the only sane man in a situation.. like sometimes she's just hilariously straightforward and aware of how stupid everything is around her. i love it. i think sometimes she totally plays up being obnoxious to weed out the weak bc she's actually pretty socially adept, self-aware, and likable (MUCH moreso than vriska, who is awkward and a socially maladjusted)
GOD yeah. like she knows she’s annoying because she does it intentionally to project some kind of self-confidence that she doesn’t think she has naturally, but ends up coming off as way better adjusted than everyone else. and even at her worst she still has better judgment than everyone else.
& she totally plays it up! she’s very self-aware and deliberately uses the persona she projects to manipulate others or make them like her or weed out people who she doesn’t want to hang out with (she’s Much weirder around people she doesn’t like than people she does). terezi does a fantastic job of making people think she’s awkward or bad at interaction whereas for the vast majority of her pesterlogs she’s the one calling all the shots
vriska, on the other hand, is a disaster with all the self-awareness of an inanimate object and very rarely is actually in control of a conversation. she attempts to project personas like the others but it ends up being transparent because the instant anyone says something incensing she drops her bluff
You were a Youtuber before you met Josh and Tyler. Your channel was a little bit of a lot. You did makeup, DIYs, challenges, and covers of your favorite songs. One of the songs being Truce by twenty one pilots.
3 years ago just after posting the video your twitter blew up with your fans saying that Tyler Joseph tweeted a link to your video. You looked in your twitter inbox to see that Tyler and you guys became friends.
Fast forward 3 years to where you are now. In your apartment with your boyfriend Josh of 2 and ½ years and your best friends Jenna and Tyler. You were setting up your camera in your living room to make a couples tag with them.
Earlier that day you tweeted you fans asking them to ask you guys some questions. You each chose 3 to answer.
You: “What’s up guys. It’s me Y/N and as you can tell I’m not in my normal filming area. Yes that’s because today I’ll be making the very requested video. The couples challenge.” with that Josh, Tyler, and Jenna sat down with you on the big couch. “Thanks for doing this guys, my viewer really wanted to see this.”
Josh: “No problem Y/N anything for you.”
You: “I was saying thanks to Jenna and Tyler babe. You were doing this with me no matter what.” Tyler and Jenna laughed at you sass while Josh put on an offended face and them kissed you.
You: “Okay so here’s what we’re doing. Everyone has 3 questions they picked off of twitter that you guys wanted to know about our friendships and relationships. Once this video is up I’ll be posting a twitter poll and you can go and vote on who’s your favorite couple. If Josh and I win then Tyler and Jenna have to get a tattoo of Josh and I’s choice and vise versa. So what do you say we get started? Jenna let’s start with you question first.”
Jenna: “Okay so my question is were Jenna and Y/N fans of twenty one pilots before meeting them or did they not know who they were? Well I can say for myself that I didn’t know who they were but once I heard them they were amazing and I fell in love with the music and Tyler.”
You: “Well I heard of a few of their songs through a friend, but I wasn’t a fan at first. Don’t get me wrong the music was and is great I just wasn’t into it right away. But then I did the cover to Truce and Tyler reached out to me saying he wanted to meet me, now look where we are.” You answered the question with a huge smile on your face thinking back to how your friendship with the 3 of them was the best thing ever.
Tyler: “Well I couldn’t help but meet you. Your voice was so amazing, plus Josh couldn’t get his eyes off of the video of you. I even caught him in his bunk watching all of your videos. He was your biggest fan.” Josh began to blush slightly.
Tyler: “Okay my question was how do all of you get along on such a small bus for months at a time? Honestly we’re like best friends. We only ever really fight about if we should get Taco Bell or Chipotle.”
We all laughed realizing how true it was.
Josh: “this question was interesting. What is your favorite song of twenty one pilots’ does live? Mine is probably trees because I love getting to interact with the people in the pit at our shows. Y/N has never told me what her favorite one is so that’s why I chose this question.”
You: “I honestly can’t really choose but I really like Holding on to you because i know every word to that one.”
Tyler: “She’s not kidding, I think she knows it better than me. My favorite is constantly changing but I’m not really looking to get a tattoo that Y/N and Josh pick out so I’m going to say Tear in my Heart because I wrote if for Jenna. Because we’re the better couple. Vote for us.”
Jenna: “My favorite is truce because it reminds me of what brought Y/N here in the first place.” You smiled towards her. She was so sweet and you guys were like sisters.
You: “Next question is when are Josh and Y/N getting married?” You looked at Josh who smiled and then looked into the camera again.
Josh: “Well since everyone is asking I think it’s time we tell them…… we’re not getting married yet. Not until Tyler and Jenna have a baby.”
Jenna: “Woah slow down there Josh we just got married not even 3 months ago. My next question is kind of personal but I couldn’t stop laughing at it. Y/N and Jenna what were your thoughts when you saw your your men pantless in front of people at the Grammy’s. I didn’t know it was even happening until I heard Tyler unzipping his pants as nominations were being called and when they were up there Y/N and I kept laughing at them and people’s reaction to them”
You: “yeah I had no idea about it until Josh was stumbling to get the pants off in the aisle. Jenna and I were trying so hard to pay attention to the speech but it was way to hard to focus on the words when all I could see what Tyler’s name on my boyfriend’s leg.”
Josh: “I kept looking at Y/N and she was practically falling out of her seat ad later her grandmother called to congratulate us and asked about my tattoo.”
You all laughed looking back on that night. It was the best night you had in a long time with the 3 of them.
Tyler: “Who has Josh and I met that has made you jealous?”
You: “Easy Brendon Urie. I’ve love him for so long and when me and Josh started dating he sent me pictures of them hanging out to rub it in my face and I’ve hated Josh ever since then.” You lightly punched Josh in the arm while you joked around.
Jenna: “Tyler met Y/N before I got to meet her, that made me kind of jealous because I watched her before they even knew about her.”
Josh: “Have you ever read any fanfiction about twenty one pilots? I mean since me and Tyler write most of it yes.” Josh and Tyler joked “No seriously I haven’t, because it scares me what fans actually think were like when we’re not performing.”
Tyler: “I agree some people can go pretty crazy while writing them and some people have a talent for writing so I’m not judging them but seriously calm down guys.”
Jenna: “Oh yeah you guys definitely don’t want to read it. It gets pretty intense sometimes. Y/N and I read it sometimes while we’re at home and you’re on tour. Some of them make you want to cry and others are just psychotic.”
You: “What is one thing you hate that me and Jenna do while we’re on tour with you?”
Josh: “Not that I hate that you two get along so well but you guys hang out more than you hang out with us sometimes.”
Tyler: “True. Sometimes I think you stole my girl from me Y/N.”
You: “Well it’s out now me and Jenna are leaving you for each other bye.” You and Jenna both stood from the couch for a second before sitting back down and laughing with Tyler and Josh.
Jenna: “If you had to describe your girlfriend/boyfriend in one word what would it be?”
Tyler: “Dime-piece wife.”
Jenna: “Tyler that’s more than one word.”
Tyler: “Not if you say it fast.”
You laughed at the two quietly as you thought about how to describe Josh.
Jenna: “Tyler is adorable, he’s like a little kid. That’s another reason we can’t have kids right now. I have to raise Tyler first. Y/N what about Josh?”
You: “Oh god, in one word i have to describe this man.This is tough. How do you describe something you love so much in just one word. I guess Josh is Jishwa. It’s a term not many know the definition to. It means hot, kind, loving, funny, and you have to be Joshua William Dun in order to be called a Jishwa.”
Josh: “Well Y/N is hilarious. She just exaggerated her response to try to persuade you guys in picking us as the better couple.”
Tyler: “So my last question is would you ever have Y/N join you to sing on stage? I’ve offered once before but she said if I ever made her do it she would skin me alive. That’s gone side of her you guys never see. She can be really intimidating, I know she was kidding but still she scares me sometimes.” Josh and Jenna were laughing and you glared at Tyler.
Josh: “It’s good to know that my girlfriend scares people. Okay this question was good if your house was on fire and you could only grab 3 things what would they be? I would grab Y/N, because she’s always with me, Tyler if he’s in my house, and Jenna if she was there too. But if they weren’t there it would be Y/N, Y/N’s camera, and her tripod. She couldn’t live without making videos.”
You: “Good choices. I would grab my blanket, Josh’s drums which would be unrealistic but I’m still trying to win you guys over for that vote, and probably a box of cereal because Josh and I are always hungry.”
Jenna: “I would grab realistic stuff like my phone, shoes, and a jacket.”
Tyler: “my ukulele, Jenna, and my piano.”
You: “This is the last question for this video are you ready? What is your favorite thing on tour to do with everyone? After concerts we get food a lot of the times from these amazing places that fans recommended to us.”
Tyler: “I like the show.”
Josh: “Wow Tyler. I like being able to hang out with Y/N all the time. Especially when she gets hyper and just wants to be like a kid and run around.”
Jenna: “She gets that way sometimes. It’s like someone give her too much sugar and she can run a marathon. I like when Y/N and I get to go shopping and have time away from these annoying people.” She gestured towards Josh and Tyler.
You: “Okay that’s it for today. I’ll post the poll on twitter for you to vote once I post this video. Thanks for watching and don’t forget to like, subscribe, and leave a comment down below. I’ll see you all next time. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.” With that you stopped the camera from filming.
“Well who do you think is going to win?”Jenna asked.
“I don’t know. I mean they love you and Tyler but then everyone love Josh. I guess we’ll have to see. I’m going to start editing the video tonight so it will be up tomorrow. May the best couple win.”
So for those of you who didn’t go and also for me to clear out my head before I go to bed, here are some impressions :)
I was in line with some really cool people - shoutout to my fellow front line humans! We didn’t actually get to stand in first row because all the meet&greeters were let into the venue first but we got like third row almost center stage so it was pretty neat anyway.
The sing-alongs were amazing, everybody was so into it and it made waiting much more fun!
Jeremy Jordan’s set - damn son!!! He’s got some vocals… and he’s adorable af to boot, he usually closed with an amazing high note and a silly move, that cute little goober. His Disney/Santa Fe medley was probably best, though they were all superb.
The song they did from The Band’s Visit was hilarious, I really wanna see that show now. Just fantastic. Darren came out to introduce them and everyone went nuts. (Including me, obviously, imagine a first-time Elsie goer who has never even seen Darren before lose their fucking shit, haha.)
Ryan Murphy was there to introduce Lea! His speech was so heartfelt and nice. :) Lea made a big entrance and opened with Don’t Rain on My Parade - hot damn! I was so in awe, she’s so tiny but then those lungs…!!! She also got Darren out to sing Falling Slowly with him, and everyone literally melted (both from the heat, it was like 80°, and the sweetness of their performance). Lea actually also sang Make Me Feel My Love, which was heartbreaking and gorgeous. I just… she made me cry. Cory, you are remembered.
Two cast members from Miss Saigon came out to sing two songs. I can’t remember their names (sorry) but the girl especially was just so incredibly talented, that performance brought the house down. They were both amazing.
And then - Alan Fucking Cumming. I’ve always liked him but I had no clue what a great performer he is. Funny, political, sensual - he has it all. His set was maybe my favourite today, he just has the most incredible stage presence. I was constantly making a heart shape with my hands. :P
There were sing-alongs in between and I’m sure I’m forgetting something (someone?) but then was Darren’s main set and holy moly, he got on the stage in this vacation look that of course he managed to look hot in for whatever dumb reason (genes, character, overall flawlessness, who even knows at this point) and we went wild. He started (and ended) with Circle of Life, super cool. He did so many songs, you guys. Cough Syrup was so neat, and The Day the Dance Is Over - aaahhh!!!!! 😍 Also, Teenage Dream, you guys. My heart, my fucking heart. Ducktales was fun. :D
In the meantime, he brought out some guests. Auli'i Cravalho was first, I think, and of course she sang How Far I’ll Go. I was sad it ended so quickly because she was amazing and she’s so beautiful (like, *so* beautiful, I tried to take like a million pictures). But she came back out with Chuck (!!!! - he’s so quiet and humble and cute, you guys) and they did such beautiful harmonies on Lost Boys Life. :) Also, she schooled Darren on calling Moana a heroine, not a princess. You go, girl!
Norm Lewis’ voice was making me weep internally already but then he went at addressed political issues and kneeled at the end of his song - so much respect for him, he’s awesome.
I actually weeped externally when Ingrid Michaelson sang Somewhere That’s Green for her late father. So raw and emotional and just beautiful. And on the other songs, she was just hilarious. She kept poking fun at her own age and at one point just flat-out commented on needing to tuck her boobs back into her dress.
Darren also brought out Jenna as a surprise!!! We had heard Granger Danger earlier in line during Soundcheck and we couldn’t figure out who it was - it was Jenna! She did an amazing job (very last minute, apparently), and also she was just so sweet, she seemed genuinely surprised and humbled to have us screeming in joy when she came on stage. What a cute lil bean she is. :) I was so happy to see her!
And then there was Keala Settle - oh my GOD that woman can sing high notes like noone’s business. She even greeted us with one and Darren did an amazing mock-shocked face that sadly I wasn’t able to catch on camera properly (I think I took a really blurry one).
Keala and Norm actually also came out way earlier for the first sing-along to sing One Day More with us and it was hilarious because Norm didn’t know what character he was supposed to sing and there was a confused pause before he belted it out. :D
After Darren left stage, we didn’t really have to wait long for the encore, he came back out almost immediately and did a really heartfelt and smooth rendition of Free Fallin’ - such a good way to end the night. The whole thing was SO amazing, I’m still processing.
Oh, Elvis Duran was there to introduce Darren’s set (and others’), and he talked about how he loves Darren because he treats everybody like his instant best friend, which just makes so much sense to me. :)
Darren did mess up at one point by the way, and of course he told us it happened at every show. Cutie. <3
I also love how he really does kinda make out with the microphone. I have pictures of it now, lol. I’m happy to share but I will be very late to the party because I left my laptop at home and won’t be back there until next Sunday. I’ll post them eventually, though. :)
Processing isn’t over yet, so - I WENT TO ELSIE FUCKING FEST!!!!!!!!!
And now it’s time for bed, even if I probably can’t sleep!
Maybe it had not been the greatest idea to do keep it from Alex, and Cat, and everyone else. But then again they would have all told her not to do it, that she would probably get too much attention, or she would draw too much attention to her alter ego. The temptation was just much too strong though, she had to atleast try and do it. Maggie would get a kick out of it no doubt, and after it was done there was no doubt that Winn would find it hilarious. She just had to figure out how to do it outside of the house where Cat would not see her doing it. That would be one way to make sure she ended up sleeping on the couch.
Cat was in a business meeting and she would be at Catco until at least nine, Kara had roped Carter into helping, he may have encouraged the idea as well. Cat would not be happy about that either, she did not particularly like how the two tended to get in trouble, although she did love how the two got along. It was not going to be quick though, giving a video interview as two people is never a quick type of thing. If they were careful enough then maybe Cat would only end up finding out after the interview had been posted. Kara had planned it out, and once it was done it would no doubt be hilarious, to everyone who knew her super secret. There was no doubt in Kara’s mind that when Cat saw it she would end up angry at Kara for endangering her identity or simply being reckless with it.
Around 3:00 she and Carter began to set to work, with Kara’s outfit first, making sure she could quickly change between the two, and then not make any careless mistakes that would need Carter to edit the video. The whole plan was rather simple and it would not be terribly hard to pull off, although they might have to do a few takes in order to actually succeed, Kara was no real actress after all. She and Carter had spent around thirty minutes setting up the camera and the questions, he would have to use two cameras to get the angles, the trick was timing the switches with Kara’s changes.
Kara was sitting on the couch with glasses and notebook in hand, ready to begin the faux interview. When she finally finished getting ready and prepared, she signaled Carter to begin videoing. She went through the first question, zoomed across the room and sat on the other side in full supergirl regalia. Carter smirked behind the camera, knowing that Kara had to hold her hair while running, so that it did not look like she had just used superspeed. Kara tried to switch fully into her supergirl persona to answer the question but instead erupted in a fit of giggles, causing Carter to do the same.
The whole situation was hilarious to the two, they had set all of it up so that they would laugh at it later, but they were laughing at it in the moment when they were supposed to be selling it. After a few minutes of letting all of their laughter out, it was back to business with Carter behind the camera and Kara interviewing herself. It was all simple enough and the two worked in sync switching in perfect timing. They took at least four more takes, to insure that all of the switches went off without a hitch, seeing as how every video of supergirl was always gone over by the public with a fine toothed comb for anything that stood out.
Carter was a genious when it came to computers, he would no doubt be on par with Winn one day, it made Kara smile to think of it. The two spent an hour working on small edits for the video they were meticulous, they were hidden away in the game room at that point. Knowing that Cat could be home at any minute, and then be angry at their implausible and irresponsible idea. They were taking every precaution that they could, to make sure that Cat did not find out until the video was finished, otherwise the whole thing would be shut down before it had truly gotten off the ground.
She may have been using her super hearing to listen out for her wife’s heartbeat nearing their home, Cat had only just left the office which gave them at least thirty minutes, if Cat did not stop for food on her way home. That meant that the duo was in the final stretch, they had to finish soon, and they had to do it right or else the whole thing would backfire on them. In hindsight the whole plan may have not been the best idea for a joke, especially when it ends up so high stakes, but it also would help solidify people thinking that she and supergirl were two different people. That was the argument she was going to use to convince Alex or at least Winn, and her pout would probably be able to get J’onn on board as well.
“About how long do we have left?” Carter asked, looking over his shoulder at Kara, he was chewing on his bottom lip nervously.
“ we have at least thirty minutes, if she does not stop for food.” Kara stated back rubbing her son’s back, as he began to type away once again.
Kara was tempted to send a text to Cat and ask if she could pick up some food, but they had just eaten out the day before and the fridge was fully stocked so they would no doubt be cooking dinner tonight. That meant that when Cat arrived it would be down to Kara to distract her wife and insure that Carter was able to finish the job that they had started. It could not be that hard come up with some issue she had on an article and Cat would gladly help her look over it. The problem was she had already finished her last two articles and submitted them to snapper, and Cat would no doubt know that she had.
Carter continued work as Kara paced the house, trying to come up with a plan that would not end with Cat furious at her. In hindsight this whole thing may not have been well thought out, shame it was only now when it was far too late to back out that she was beginning to realize that she really did not have a good way to convince Cat. A few deep breaths later she had calmed down some and was somewhat prepared to face Cat. She would attempt to help with dinner that would get Carter at least an extra twenty minutes, before Cat would decide that she had to check on her son. The sound of Cat’s car pulling into the driveway set Kara into motion. She superspeed to Carter letting him know that Cat had arrived, before zooming back into the kitchen.
“Kara, I’m home.” Cat’s voice rang out, as she opened the front door.
“ you know I can hear your heartbeat all the way across town, you don’t have to announce that you are home.” Kara said, arriving in front of her wife and gently pecking her on the lips.
“ after that one time, when I walked in and—”
“ ok, ok I had solar flare that was different.” Kara said already smiling at her wife’s teasing, they had agreed never to mention that particular incident outloud again.
“Mmhm you had, but you still turn as red as a tomato every time I mention it.” Cat jested back, already taking off her heels.
“ where is—”
“ what are we doing for dinner I was hoping you could teach me some more about cooking,” Kara hated interrupting Cat and she knew how much her wife hated it when she was interrupted.
“ well I was thinking something Italian” Cat answered, she rested her hand on the small of Kara’s back letting her head rest on her wife’s shoulder. Kara could hear the smile in Cat’s voice; there was always a slight difference in the way Cat talked when she was happy or relieved to be home.
“That sounds great, do you want to go ahead and get started,” Kara said, wrapping one arm around Cat’s torso. She was trying to subtle divert Cat away from where Carter was working.
“You are already hungry aren’t you,” Cat said back turning in Kara’s embrace and moving to face her wife.
“ what can I say, kryptonian metabolism and all.” Kara tried to cover, although Cat did notice the crinkle.
“ mmhmm” Cat turned and walked past Kara deciding that she was not about to be fooled by her wife’s ploy, if Kara had the crinkle it meant that Kara was up to something.
“Want to tell me what you are actually doing?” Cat’s voice was firm as she walked on looking slightly into each room that she past.
“ should i be worried,” Cat said stopping in her tracks, a look of concern crossing her face.
“No no of course not, it is nothing dangerous,” Kara covered her mouth the second she said it, realizing that she had just admitted to having something to hide.
“So you are doing something.” Cat smiled triumphantly.
“Umm maybe,” Kara said rubbing the back of her neck and looking at the ground.
“Why don’t we get this over with so that you do not end up sleeping on the couch for a week,” Cat said watching Kara for her reaction.
“I will just go and work on dinner how about that,” Kara said before using a burst of super speed to get out of the situation.
“Well i guess i will just find Carter then, and whatever the two of you have decided to hide.” Kara heard Cat answer back from where her wife was in the hallway.
Kara decided that getting to work on dinner may help ease Cat’s anger when she found out, she knew that Cat would not be angry at Carter it was not his idea after all. She went ahead and decided to get out all of the dishes and cookware they would need, she may not be good with the stove or any other part of the process of cooking but she could do some things. She decided not to use her super hearing, it may help her avoid Cat’s wrath. She soon heard the tell tale sound of Cat and Carter headed back towards the kitchen.
“Kara, Kara, we posted the video.” Carter came in encircling Kara in a hug.
“YOU DID WHAT NOW” surprise was written on Kara’s face, utter and complete surprise, she looked over at Cat waiting for some sort of emotion.
“Well seeing as the video was well edited and the acting was good enough,” Cat paused to smile and give Kara a kiss on the cheek before continuing. “You two did a good job and it was not a bad idea although, I think calling in J’onn may have been better, you did wonderful darling.”
“Can we go ahead and eat now, before you two get all lovey dovey.” Carter scrunched up his face, before rushing towards the the table he was already rushing over to the kitchen ready to help with dinner.
sorry for the long wait forgot that I had yet to post this one
Cruella was my favorite QOD. Probably because she was the scariest and most powerful. I loved when she put Maleficent in her place by controlling her dragon form. You know she'd been waiting a long time to do that to the Dragon Bitch! LOL
I absolutely love Cruella. She was definitely my favorite villain. The way she just carries herself is hilarious and she’s truly batshit crazy. And her knocking out Mal, she’s just amazing and I love her.
Plus she brought a whole lot of funny wherever she showed up. Like that scene with her and Regina in the diner in Underbrooke.
I just can’t help but laugh at her pathetic and desperate ass. The more she talks, the more she lies and the more obvious the lies are. It’s the only entertaining thing she’s done. She’s just so hilariously pathetic, I really don’t get how anyone can believe anything she says these days and why people like her. She’s faker than Nikki Bellas tits.