Why Tuna No Longer Exist in My Setting
Context: My players paid a fishing boat to give them passage along a river to an Elven City that is up the river. The players meet the Captain’s daughter who, has never seen the ocean (this is important later).
Warlock: Okay I want to use my glassblowing skills to make her a glass animal. What’s her favorite animal?
Little Girl(DM): My favorite animal is a Salmon!
Warlock: Awesome. I like Tuna.
Little Girl(DM): What’s a Tuna?
Warlock(OOC): She’s never heard of a Tuna before?
DM(OOC): She hasn’t ever left this river that leads to a big lake! No she hasn’t seen a Tuna!
Warlock: Well It’s a cool fish. I also like dolphins!
Little Girl(DM): I also like dolphins
Warlock(OOC): WAIT HOW DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT DOLPHINS IF SHE DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT TUNA
DM(OOC): Uh she read about it in a book
Warlock(OOC): BUT SHE HASN’T READ ABOUT TUNA?!
DM(OOC): OKAY FINE TUNA DON’T EXIST ANYMORE THEY WERE DRIVEN EXTINCT! Happy now?