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The Signs as Ghost Stories Quotes 2
  • Aries: Drag queens won't bother you. Worry about the priests.
  • Taurus: Do you have any books written by black people?
  • Gemini: Run! She's a ghost AND a bitch!
  • Cancer: Touch me HARDER!
  • Leo: Sorry, all you little yellow people all look alike to me. And african americans, but not Mexicans. Why do you think that is, I mean don't you find that the weirdest thing?
  • Virgo: Well you're a pissy little pussy, ain'tcha? Maybe I should cut your tits off....
  • Libra: Verizon. Just like Jesus it never stops working for you.
  • Scorpio: Monsters only get evil people like Republicans and we're not old enough to vote!
  • Sagittarius: I used a Ouija board once to contact a dead hooker I saw on the news.
  • Capricorn: So I'm nailing this midget when my mom comes in....
  • Aquarius: Lord, reveal your salvation, since I am your favorite among these heathens.
  • Pisces: What does bootylicious mean?
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