Wait so Riarkle has their first kid at 18 right???? So how does everyone react to that?????
I’m so glad you asked
Kay so the kid is a ~Junior Prom Surprise~ if you catch my drift
Cause they’re fucking idiots
Anyway Maya is obviously the first person to know because her and Riley are way too connected at this point
I’m not even joking okay like Riley is just in the middle of noticing she’s late and Maya climbs through the window with a bag full of different pregnancy tests saying “I feel like you need these”
So after taking like six different tests she can finally confirm that she’s pregnant and Maya’s first course of action is to Castrate Farkle Minkus
And Riley’s just like “maybe don’t do that” so they have a huge Bay Window talk for hoooours instead
They aren’t being very weepy or emotional at this point bc they’re both in a state of shock and Riley’s like “quick lets get all the important questions out of the way before my hormones kick in”
So she decides pretty quickly to keep the baby cause I mean it’s Riley we’re talking about here
She puts off telling everyone for a few days because she knows everything’s gonna fall to shit but on their last day before summer break she’s already starting to show a teeny tiny bump and because she’s so skinny ya know
So instead of being practical she decides to rip it off like a fucking band aid omfg her poor parents they’re just eating dinner and are like “So how was your day sweetie” and she’s like “WELL I THREW UP THREE TIMES BECAUSE I’M PREGNANT HAHA MORNING SICKNESS AMIRITE”
Maya slams her face into the table in response omfg
So Cory and Topanga are flipping obviously and Cory’s about to go Castrate Farkle with Maya’s help and Riley’s like “SHIT I FORGOT TO TELL FARKLE”
SHE LITERALLY WAS STRESSING SO MUCH ABOUT TELLING HER PARENTS SHE JUST FORGOT TO TELL FARKLE
CAN YOU IMAGINE
So she calls Farkle over to tell her while Cory just angrily calls Stuart and Jen
Farkle’s not even home at this time so Stuart and Jen find out before him and are freaking out
Poor Farkle climbs in Riley’s window and she’s pacing all over the place and crying because she’s obviously expecting him to have a bad reaction like everyone else
And she’s trying to tell him without using the words “pregnant” or “baby” because I guess she’s trying to be gentle but this poor boy is just. so stupid.
She’s literally holding his hand on her stomach saying “please don’t dump me but do you remember what happened on prom night” and he still needed it spelled out omfg
So he’s SHOCKED obvi but at least not angry like everyone else and he’s really quick to tell her he’ll help her with whatever she decides
Cause it’s Farkle like duh
So now all four parents have united to be the Angry And Disappointed Adult Squad™ (with Maya just there, apparently) and they all have a suuupper long talk
At some point Topanga gets everyone a little less pissed because she reminded them they were all like 19/20 themselves when Riley and Farkle happened so they know for a fact this doesn’t have to be the end of the world
So everyone’s still upset but ultimately supportive of Riley wanting to keep the baby
So throughout the summer she’s just getting more and more pregnant right
And Farkle is on top of it holy shit he bought every single book he could and did all the research possible he’s fucking ready for whatever weird pregnancy symptom Riley throws at him
Okay and omfg so Zay and Lucas are in Texas for the summer right
And they tell Zay to let him know the situation but they just don’t tell Lucas
Because Lucas has still yet to fully realize that Riley and Farkle are together and they’ve been trying so hard to tell him for years and so now they just wanna see his fucking face when he arrives back in September and she’s 6 months along omfg
Farkle never complains about having to run out for weird food at 4:00 am God bless
Okay so they’re trying to work out a plan right because they still got senior year and then college
So their basic idea is apply to all the same colleges and when they eventually pick one get an apartment near there+a daycare, and while they finish up high school, Riley has the kid during the week and Farkle has weekends (everyone is expecting a lot of sleepovers to come with this plan tho)
Okay so then they try to talk about names right and Riley is so fucking set on ‘Pluto’ you don’t even understand
“I HAD TO GROW UP AS FARKLE AND YOUR MOTHER HAD TO GROW UP AS TOPANGA WE CANNOT DO THIS TO OUR CHILD”
After three days of arguing about this they compromise to use Pluto as the middle name lmao
Her HORMONES JESUS LORD
FARKLE HAS ALWAYS LOVED WATCHING RILEY GET OUTRAGEOUSLY ANGRY ABOUT LITTLE THINGS BUT NOW IT’S ALL DIRECTED AT HIM AND IT’S TERRIFYING
OH God and you know how there are some smells just make pregnant women sick for no clear reason????
All potatoes really
Cory is heartbroken
Topanga lowkey thinks he seems more upset about having to give up his favorite food for nine months than he is about his pregnant teenage daughter omfg
Omfg so they go for the big gender reveal ultrasound and Riley wants to wait to find out and Farkle is about to throw down omg
“DON’T YOU WANT TO BE SURPRISED?”
“WE CAN BE SURPRISED RIGHT NOW WHEN WE FIND OUT.”
Riley decides to let Farkle win this one because let’s be real he doesn’t usually win
It’s a girl!!!!!
Everyone cries when they find out omg
So Riley and Farkle are just chilling one day trying to make more concrete plans and suddenly Riley’s like “we gotta name this kid” so they decide to just say the first name that pops into their head, pick a favorite, and then go on from there right?
THEY BOTH SAY PENELOPE
And then look at each other and are like “After Maya? Duh!” at the same time too
So there we go they’ve named the baby! But they don’t wanna tell anyone so they can surprise Maya at the hospital
Okay so summer’s ending and the boys are back from Texas right
And Riley and Farkle are like “This is it. After so many attempts at trying to tell Lucas we’re dating, he’s finally gonna know.” because she’s very obviously pregnant rn
LUCAS DOES NOT SAY A WORD
Zay’s literally next to him fawning over the idea of how cute the kid will be and Lucas is acting like nothings different???
This triggers Riley’s hormones so she goes to the bathroom so she doesn’t accidentally make a scene
And Maya’s like “Hey Lucas does anything seem different about Riley to you?”
“…Don’t you think she maybe put some extra pounds on?”
“Well Maya you don’t need to mention it that’s so rude!“
Maya and Zay are like "H O W” and Farkle gets so pissed omfg he’s just like “SHE IS PREGNANT WITH MY DAUGHTER HOW CAN YOU BE THIS OBLIVIOUS JESUS”
Because this whole time while Riley has been dating Farkle, Lucas has been convinced she still has feelings for him and it’s been driving Farkle up a wall omg
So needless to say, after Farkle’s little outburst, Lucas is very shocked and surprised
He just doesn’t know how to respond because he’s so caught off guard but also Farkle is his best friend but Riley being pregnant makes him agree with Maya and Cory’s initial thoughts of castration but that clearly won’t protect Riley from this
The boy just sits there for 20 minutes trying to figure out how to retroactively protect Riley from Farkle’s penis omfg
But so then he tries to be happy and supportive when Riley comes back out but his heart is highkey broken when he’s informed he won’t be named godfather
Overall the day was just an emotional roller-coaster for Lucas Friar omfg
Riley’s starting to get super salty because the unborn baby clearly favors Farkle in her opinion
Like first Farkle was the only one that could get her to kick but now that she’s closer to her due date and the kids moving up a storm Farkle is the only one that can get her to chill
Riley’s so offended omfg “She’s inside of me why are you the favorite???”
Maya is highkey ready for her godmother title apparently every single time she leaves the house she comes back with a new stuffed animal or onesie for the kid
She’s so excited and Zay points out she seems to think this is her child too but no one has the heart to stop her lol
School is really stressful to Riley because of the visible bump and everything but at least she’ll only really have to deal with that the first semester
Okay so Farkle was well informed on false labor pains right and since Riley’s so young and it’s her first kid the doctor told them to expect them
So when Riley and him are chilling at his place alone and she tells him she’s in labor he really doesn’t think much of it
He’s literally trying to tell her they don’t need to go to the hospital and she’s yelling “MY WATER BREAKING ALL OVER YOUR BEDROOM FLOOR SAYS OTHERWISE ASSHOLE START THE FUCKING CAR”
So he’s now in full blown panic mode but still trying to drive within the law right
And Riley’s like “THIS IS NEW YORK CITY WHO CARES ABOUT THE SPEED LIMITS”
All the sudden his phone starts ringing and he’s got the car Bluetooth hooked up right
Before either of them can say anything Maya Hart just screams “SHE’S IN LABOR MINKUS I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE DAMN SPEED LIMIT GET HER TO THE HOSPITAL”
SO MAYA’S JUST SCREAMING PROFANITIES OVER THE PHONE AND RILEY’S SCREAMING IN PAIN AND FARKLE IS SCREAMING IN FEAR OF MAYA HART’S POWER BECAUSE HOW THE HELL DID SHE EVEN KNOW
They eventually get there and for some reason this kids coming fast
Everyone’s in the waiting room but Farkle right and lemme tell you
Riley literally breaks his fucking hand when she’s pushing omfg
He doesn’t even say anything until he’s trying to hold his kid for the first time and the nurse is like “YOU’RE FINGERS SHOULD NOT LOOK LIKE THAT JESUS”
But their daughter is born so it’s a beautiful moment ya feel
Okay so then they’re only letting the family in and everyone’s crying
Josh Matthews, Designated Godfather, comes into the room carrying a stuffed bunny the size of him
Auggie’s all super pumped to be an uncle omfg
Everyone’s just so happy it’s super cute
Okay and then once it gets a little later the staff finally lets the friends in right
Zay and Lucas are freaking out because Riley is like “here hold her” and have you ever seen the buzzfeed video where they gave drunk girls puppies and one of them started crying and was like “I CAN’T PROTECT THEM”
Literally Lucas and Zay in this moment omfg
So then Maya bursts into the room because she made a last minute run to buy even more stuffed animals and a tiny flower crown and before she can even say anything Farkle just throws the birth certificate at her
And she reads it and just quietly goes “You named your baby after me?”
And she’s like trying so hard not to cry and Riley’s like “Well we’re probably gonna call her Penny for short and I know you don’t really like your name but-”
But by now Maya is full out weeping and holding the baby and she’s like “No this kid is absolutely perfect and Penelope is the most beautiful name in the world” she’s so emotional right now
Cory posts a picture of her crying with the baby captioned “My first grandchild is born and Maya’s managing to be more emotional than me”
But Maya literally cannot handle this because her two best friends made a person and named the person after her and the person they made looked so much like Riley in all the baby pics she’s seen but had Farkle’s eyes like Maya is so beside herself omfg
Matt: I think she would be an all “American girl” the type to play football with him in the backyard and still get fancied up for dinner with him. She would have soft features and absolutely adore Burnie. She would share his music taste, as it’s already pretty much all over the place. I feel like she would always be by his side, in a literal sense and an emotional sense. She would protect him and he would protect her. They would be equally sassy, maybe Matt a little bit more. She would probably be more mellow than him in certain situations.
Cameron: I feel like she could do anything that comes her way, she is definitely the “unstoppable” type. If she puts her mind to it, she can and will do it. She would get along Sierra and his mom, she would probably spend a lot of time with the boys, she would very much be “one of the guys” in a sense. She would constantly have a smile on her face and a song in her head. She would probably be a model, or look like one. With long hair that Cam can play with while falling asleep.
Nash: She would definitely be very family oriented. She would love Skylynn like her own little sister, she would probably have siblings that Nash would love like she loves Sky. She’d have big, beautiful eyes that she would constantly insist were nowhere near as pretty as Nash’s. He, of course, would disagree. She would keep him grounded, but remind him constantly that she’s lucky to him. She would be more traditional; wants to get married, have three kids, etc etc. Nash would love that she has a mind of her own and is a force to be reckon with. She would have ambition and goals, but manage to keep an eye open for fun.
Gilinsky: I feel like she would be hilarious, always telling a joke, and making people laugh. She would be sassy af, but know when to be caring. She would much shorter than Jack, so he would carry her on his back constantly; treat her like an absolute princess. She would sing and be completely gorgeous. She could pull off any look, but went with a more casual approach at fashion. Her and Johnson would definitely be incredibly close. She would be a writer or an artist in some form.
Johnson: I feel like she would be very clumsy, like Jennifer Lawrence. She would be more of a “girl’s girl” she could easily joke around with the guys, but she would also enjoy days where she would just spend shopping or relaxing with Johnson or some of her girlfriends. She would be very sweet, not one to be rude if necessary. She would definitely hold her tongue if possible. She would be very pretty, with a sense for fashion and beauty.
Shawn: She would be so adorable and tiny, he would constantly be showing her off and bragging about how amazing she is. She would be beautiful and extremely sweet. She would give advice to the fans and constantly dming the fans. She would constantly be talking or thinking about Shawn. She would be best friends with Shawn’s family, and spend the majority of her time with/talking to them. She would attend every single event/concert Shawn attends being his biggest fan.
Sammy: (omfg) I could see him with someone that is completely insane, in a good way. She would always be down to party, but know when to be chill. She would have curly hair and probably hate it, but Sam eventually makes her grow to love it. She would grow with him and he her, they would grow into adults together and figure themselves together. They would know each other like the back of their hand. Sam would grow to love every one of his insecurities because of her and she would do the same because of him.
Nate: She would definitely be the “momma” of the group, everyone would go to her for advice, no matter the subject. She would be incredibly kind, but never naive. She would stand her ground, be the boss of her own life, but let Nate take the wheel in the relationship, occasionally. She would have tattoos also, but they would be very simple and tiny. Everyone would be intimidated by her “untouchable” beauty, but her personality would make her approachable. She would very understanding of disorders, depression, self esteem issues, etc etc. They would definitely be a “power couple.”
Caniff: She would be incredibly pretty, but be totally insecure. She would always be protecting him, half the time from causing himself harm and the other half on haters. She would be approachable. She would always have some sort of idea in her mind that she has to execute. She would constantly be laughing, whether it’s because/at Taylor. She would always have good intentions, but sometimes just simply mess things up. Taylor would accept her for exactly who she is and she would do the same. They would be “beautiful disasters” together.
Carter: She would be distant with the fans, always looking, but never answering. She would keep her heart out the game when it came to the fans, not letting anyone or anything get to her. She would always be ahead of the fashion game, but very humble. She would keep Carter’s head out of the clouds, but also away from the hate. She would love the fans, but definitely keep her personal life with Carter very distant, behind doors.
Jacob: I’m convinced that she will be a fan. They will be little hipsters together, always posting pictures or tweeting each other about how cute the other is. They would constantly be together, but know when to give each other space. She would be best friends with the fans, always tweeting them, and messaging them. She would always remind Jacob to post more covers. She would definitely be a cat person, but love all animals.
Aaron: She would be extremely pretty, with light hair and about the same height as him. She would always be listening to music or humming something. She would help Aaron out of his shell and help him grow. She would make him comfortable in his body, letting him know that he’s beautiful no matter what. He would do the same for her, because even the strongest person needs reminding sometimes. They would know each other inside and out. They would never be jealous or stray too far from each other.
hey could I please request a fluffy comfort scenario with Aomine and his s/o who is small chested and feels self conscious because he is always talking about Mai chan, people make comments like "why is Aomine into you? You've got small boobs" and it's all a really big blow to her confidence. And one days she gets upset when she sees him with a new mai chan magazine and ends up spilling her insecurities and that she even considered breaking up with him?? thankyou!
Naww, this got pretty angsty (and long omfg) but I hope you like it! Thanks for the request, female pronouns ahead! -Admin Red
“Hey, isn’t that Aomine’s girlfriend?”
“Really? I thought he was into, y’know, bigger girls.”
“That’s what I thought. He’s probably just messing with her.”
“Sounds exactly like him to do so. I wouldn’t blame him either, look at her, she’s tiny.”
“Lower your voice, she’ll hear you.”
“Who cares? She won’t do anything about it. Let’s go.”
You squeeze your eyes shut, fists clenched as the two girls walk past you, leering when you avoid their gaze. There’s a burning in your chest and you suspect that you’re about to start crying, so you break into a run and escape into the stairwell. A strangled sob escapes your lips just as the doors slam behind you, and you lean against the wall, sinking to the floor as tears leak from your eyes.
OMFG YOU GUYS….I GOT THE JOB…I HAVE BEEN WANTNING….EVER SINCE I KNEW WHAT A JOB WAS….
I GOT THE FUCKIN JOB
I GOT A THE FUCKIN JOB I FEEL LIKE CARTWHEELIN INTO THE SUNSET WITH JESUS AT MY SIDE TBH?!?!?!!?
I GOT HIRED AT ONE OF THOSE COFFEE HUTS LIKE WHERE THERE’S JUST ONE GIRL IN THERE LIKE whatsup CRAMPED INTO THE TINY SPACE LMAO I GOT THAT FUCKIN JOB THAT’S ME NOW
THAT’S ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’M THAT GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THE CRAZIEST HING ABOUT IT IS THAT OBVIOUSLY I’VE WANTED THSI JOB SO BAD (AT THIS SPECIFIC COFFEE PLACE TOO LMAO IT’S SO CUTE IT’S A TINY PINK BARN I’M…CRYING…) THAT WHEN SHE POSTED ON MY TOWN’S FB PAGE ABOUT NEEDING A NEW BARISTA I LITERLALY RAN. AT TOP SPEED. TO TURN MY RESUME IN LMAO I WAS SPRINTING
AND SHE TOLD ME LIKE “I’LL DEFCALL!!” I WAS LIKE DON’T tell me pretty lies….don’t just speak words….
and i was losin faith bc that was Friday and it’s now Tuesday
and this has been on my damn mind so much that I legitimately DREAMEED!! LMAO!! I DREAMED. DREAMED. THAT SHE CALLED ME AND I GOT THE JOB AND I WOKE UP LIKE omfg it’s so nice I got the job and then I realized…twas just a dream…
and my cats are literally fighting to the death in the corner I’m like @god it’s 9 am WHY!!!!
AND THEN MY PHONE RANG….
I WAS LIKE ……..COIULD IT BE……………..
I ANSWERED….IT WAS……I GOT THE DAMN JOB ARE U HEARIN ME!!! A DREAM LITERLALY CAME TRUE LMAO LMAIDGNAPEORGREAOPGAER I ’M CRYING HYSTERICALLY IDK WHY SHE LIKED ME SO MUCH BUT SHE REALLY SEEMS TO GENUINELY LIKE ME EVEN BETTER THAN THE PPL WHO ARE MORE QUALIFIED WHILE I’M LITERALLY JUST A STUMP??????? GOD!!!!
I GOT THE DAMN JOB THO COME GET A PUNCH CARD FROM ME