she's so cute you don't understand

anonymous asked:

Your headcanon about jason doing push ups with his kid is so cute!! But ALSOO consider Percy doing pull ups with his kid either hanging around his neck like a monkey or settled in his crossed legs (refer to the video of jessie graff if you don't understand bc that shit is so freakin cute) and he/she is squealing and laughing bc they think its the coolest thing, then annabeth walks in to see what all the ruckus is about, and their kid just turns to her and squeals "Mama Look!"

NICE but what if,,,

fuck shit i love her

zodiac horror story (part 1)
  • ig // sassasstrology
  • the signs are camping out in the woods. they're at a cliché, dark, scary old forest where the murderer always comes and kills people. let's see what will happen..
  • aries - male
  • taurus - male
  • gemini - female
  • cancer - male
  • leo - female
  • virgo - female
  • libra - female
  • scorpio - male
  • sagittarius - male
  • capricorn - female
  • aquarius - male
  • pisces - female
  • (that's ^ not really important, but if you want to know the genders of the signs i came up with, there they are.)
  • virgo: this forest is scary as shit.
  • aquarius: your face is scary as shit.
  • capricorn: lmao.
  • pisces: why couldn't we just have a sleepover at sagi's house or something?
  • sagittarius: WHY THE FUCK AT MY HOUSE?!?
  • scorpio: because that's boring. i want some action, and there's no action at sagi's house.
  • cancer: true.
  • sagittarius: WHO SAID THAT?!
  • aries: yeah! this will be fun guys! let's just party and shit, i don't know. we'll have a great time here!
  • taurus: yeah! i brought tons of food and stuff.
  • gemini: wouldn't it be fun if there was like a killer here or something lol.
  • capricorn: the fuck.
  • cancer: yeah.. really fun.
  • leo: GUYS.
  • virgo: what.
  • leo: let's make a snapchat. *snapchats*
  • libra: *acts like a hoe*
  • leo: libra, you look on poiinnttt.
  • libra: i know, thanks. YOU TOO BAE.
  • capricorn: fucking kill me already.
  • *3 hours later*
  • taurus: *sings a campfire song*
  • everyone: *sings with taurus*
  • pisces: GUYS!!!!!
  • aries: SHUT THE FUCK UP WE ARE SINGING.
  • cancer: oh my god aries calm the fuck down.
  • aquarius: what, pisces?
  • pisces: did y'all hear that?
  • scorpio: what? capricorn's terrible singing? lmao.
  • capricorn: ...
  • pisces: no, i heard a loud noise in the bushes over there..
  • sagittarius: probably your mom. LET'S SING AGAIN.
  • everyone except pisces: *sings*
  • pisces: *sigh*
  • *couple of minutes later*
  • virgo: guys, where is gemini?
  • aquarius: probably taking a shit or something.
  • sagittarius: GEMINI?! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.
  • scorpio: she's probably dead.
  • libra: how can she be dead if she's alive?
  • capricorn: what? the fuck?
  • cancer: no one understands you libra.
  • libra: why not?
  • taurus: because you don't make sense.
  • libra: oooh..
  • virgo: WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE GEMINI IS.
  • leo: she'll be fineee. let's not worry too much.
  • sagittarius: so.. cancer and scorpio, i heard you guys were in a relationship.. *winky face*
  • scorpio: yeah, we fucked.
  • cancer: ..
  • virgo: OKAY. TMI
  • sagittarius: what about you, virgo? i heard that you and taurus were a thing?
  • taurus: wha.
  • aquarius: sagi, no one gives a shit.
  • sagittarius: WELL I DO. I THINK THAT IT'S CUTE.
  • pisces: same lol.
  • *loud bang*
  • aries: WAHT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT.
  • cancer: *jumps on scorpio*
  • gemini: GUYS! DID YOU ALL HEAR THAT?
  • libra: look! it's gemini!
  • leo: where the fuck were you?
  • gemini: taking a shit. hehe.
  • aquarius: SEE? I TOLD Y'ALL. IMA FUCKING PSYCHIC.
  • gemini: BUT OKAY. THERE WAS SOMEONE AND IDK. BOOM.
  • libra: oh my god! did he kill you?
  • scorpio: *slaps libra*
  • taurus: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYs. PISCES IS GONE AND THERE'S A TRAIL OF BLOOD. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
  • pisces: *screams*
  • cancer: PISCEEESSESEESS.
  • and that was the end of part 1.. what will happen next? stay tuned for the next part, coming soon.
  • (i hope that y'all like this dumb thing. hehe)
  • Andromeda: You know, it's so weird. I know so little about Aunt Walburga. I mean, what was her maiden name?
  • Druella: Black.
  • Andromeda: No, no. Her maiden name.
  • Druella: Black.
  • Andromeda: Wait. You're not saying--
  • Druella: She and Orion are second cousins.
  • Andromeda: Ew! What?!
  • Druella: Oh, don't act so scandalized. It's not at all uncommon for pureblood families to keep the bloodlines closed.
  • Andromeda: Keeping the bloodlines closed? Is that what we're calling it?
  • Druella: Well, what would you call it?
  • Andromeda: Oh, I don't know. How about "Good morning, everyone. I got a mighty cute sister and an extra set of toes."
  • Druella: No one has any extra toes.
  • Andromeda: I'm sorry, but I don't understand how everyone was so okay with this. I mean, what, did they just go, "What a cute couple. They look so much alike"?

Boys don’t understand that a jealous girl isn’t cute or funny. A truly jealous girl will start to hate herself and wonder why you would ever want her when you could have the other girl. She will make herself sick trying to understand why you are ignoring her. She will stay up late wondering why she wasn’t enough. Jealousy destroys. It eats away at her perception of you and eventually she will give up. On you, on herself and whatever relationship you had. So boys, don’t ever try to make your girl jealous.

8

She still carries your rookie card and had your poster on her wall.

anonymous asked:

I understood what you meant about jack and sally but I don't see the point with sally, she absolutely nothing like this yellow bird, and the plushie we see in GCF is Zero not sally, or maybe I didn't understand correctly, if so I'm terribly sorry. Anyway it is still cute that JK did wear that hat and JM uses it as a sign even before they went to Japan. sorry my english isn't very good, hope you understand .

Jimin = Sally because this character below, the chick? Resembles Jimin and is often associated with him amongst Korean fans.

So because JK is Jack, Jimin is referred to as Sally (referring to the chick, and Jack’s love interest from the movie). That’s it.

Oh, forgot to add that Zero is attached to the Jack hat that JK bought, sort of like a tail or leash. It’s a design choice, I guess.

anonymous asked:

Maybe somethn like hazel coming out as a lesbian 2 piper and piper comin out to her as bi in response and bein just generally suportive?

this is so cute to me for some reason like

  • hazel, after having a sexual awakening and realizing that she only really has platonic feelings for frank and was a victim of comp. heterosexuality, is Freaked the Fuck Out and doesn’t know?? what to do??
  • takes a day or two to internalize this and generally just panics like how many lesbians do when they first have the realization “oh my god i like girls what do i do what does this mean” (poor bby)
  • decides that she needs help on how to handle it but she doesn’t know where to go? like who do you go to about this? it’s not like she has a favorite lesbian tumblr user she can beg advice from sdfghjk so she decides that since maybe piper is a daughter of aphrodite and one of her closest friends that maybe she can help
  • piper, driving with hazel back from a jamba juice: aw, so how’re things with you and frank? you guys are so adorable ~♥
  • hazel, staring into her cup: haha yeah. i’m gay. *is internally screaming*
  • and piper is just like oh oh oh!! oh!! and loses her footing metaphorically for a second like??? this is not at all what she was expecting to be equipped to handle at that instance (especially since she wasn’t sure that hazel considered her close enough to come out to like, piper just imagines hazel as so independent all the time that she just kinda considers herself an accessory? she’s mildly panicked)
  • but ofc she’s Piper and so she’s like ok how can i best express my support and reassure her
  • so she just kinda like. “oh! that’s cool– that’s great! i’m bi! i mean, like, i’m bisexual. i’m glad you decided to tell me :)”
  • and so initially hazel is relieved like. oh thank god. she actually doesn’t even fully register that piper also just came out to her bc she just goes back to like, no ur missing the point i’m gay
  • and so she expresses this to piper and piper is like ??? like she starts going back to reassuring her like “it’s ok!! i know it’s probably really intense for you but being gay is awesome, you’ll be alright dw, you can talk to me” kinda stuff but hazel’s like “piper, i haven’t told frank yet.”
  • and piper Gets It now and like honestly poor hazel but poor piper too like asdfghkjl what is she supposed to s ay here
  • but bc piper’s the best she is talks through it with hazel and assures her and gives her the confidence, she’s really supportive of her and promises her that frank will understand and generally just is a great Sapphic Big Sister
  • honestly like i just want more of their friendship …. they’re so CUTE

pokemontrainerlars  asked:

The host club with an easily startled s/o, who jumps out out of their own skin if you so much as grab them from behind and don't even get them started on the 'guess who?' game. (if this is too many characters you can narrow it down)

There is n e v e r too many characters for admin Dad I’m going in alphabetical order

Haruhi (I’m using female pronouns for Haruhi)
•she totally understands and respects this
•the way she learned it was…. interesting to say the least
•she had walked up behind you and tried to be cute by nuzzling her face in your neck
•then got elbowed in the stomach by accident
•she couldn’t breathe for 2 seconds
•but once she learned she never tried to sneak behind you because she didn’t want to scare you or freak you out
•probably the easiest at adapting to this

Hikaru
•this guy scares you because hey you’re cute when you’re scared
•got kicked in the groin when he tried to pick you up from behind
•rip hikaru’s crotch
•he doesn’t do it often but it does happen if he hasn’t done it in a while be suspicious and alert at all times
•'hey where’s hikaru- SHIT WHOS THAT-oh it’s hikaru’

Honey senpai
•doesn’t understand at first
•why don’t you want to be surprised??
•but then he understands you’re scared and he gets it
•he didn’t try it because he saw hikaru try to do guess who and he got roundhouse kicked in the side
•it’s ok he’ll show his affection in other ways

Kaoru
•will respect your boundaries after laughing at his poor brother on the floor
•totally fistbumped you after it
•but will not play guess who
•avoids scaring you at all costs
•not today Satan I’m not getting injured
•but he will see how close he can get without scaring you for future reference

Kyoya
•doesn’t really do pda
•but tried to play guess who at home
•when he saw you almost hit his head with his own laptop he stopped them and there
•That laptop is his pride and joy well it’s in a tie with you anyways
•neither will get hurt
•will inform you of contact

Mori
•doesn’t play guess who
•doesn’t do any sneaking
•it just happens he didn’t do anything on purpose he just
•shows up
•wth when were you right here
•dodges hits
•apologizes and forgets
•poor boy tries his best

Tamaki
•he’s forgotten so much
•"where’d you get that bruise" “I scared ____!” “Again”
•he really tries to remember
•but then is thinking he’s being cute
•and now he’s on the floor crying quietly
•you didn’t mean to punch him in the face
•will make you kiss him better

i don’t think miranda speaks english very well

i think she never really had a reason to learn english and so she’s been trying to learn it since she joined the order

i think lavi knows that and is appealing to that in the above image by acting out the word ‘dog’ - but he’s a dork and doesn’t realize that the problem with her understanding that wouldn’t be the word 'dog,’ but the idiomatic connotation of the word

so, i’m gonna go ahead and say that miranda often doesn’t know exactly what’s being said. she knows conversational english because she’s been immersed in it, and she knows occupation-specific words (meaning words that she’d probably never need to know otherwise, like innocence, parasitic, etc.) but a lot of times people talking quickly or using idioms or words she’s never needed to know goes over her head.

she speaks with a heavy german accent, but since she’s centered at the european branch that doesn’t tend to be a problem, because a lot of people at the order are from germany, so people don’t really have a problem understanding her

however, she’s still pretty shy, and is insecure about her accent when speaking english. she opens up more when speaking german, although there aren’t too many people with whom she feels comfortable speaking german besides marie.

that’s one of the ways marie and miranda became close: marie speaks german, and his english is a lot better than hers, so he’s able to translate for her. he’s very patient with her, and that’s something that not many other people in the order have been able to do. as for marie, he really appreciates being able to talk to someone who’s similar to him in how she thinks.

basically i’m saying that miranda’s english isn’t very good and she ends up relying on marie for a while, but even after her english improves and she doesn’t really need marie to translate for her, she keeps asking him for help because she continues to feel insecure about her english.

also miranda not understanding english a lot of the time is so cute i mean. come on. come on.

anonymous asked:

I saw that in Rules that you write for omegaverse so I was wondering if I could ask for headcanons of Alphas Iida, Bakugo and Todoroki (seperately) dealing with an Omega that's flirty and assertive with everyone else but becomes soft-hearted and cute when alone with them......If you don't mind!

Iida: 

⚪️ A very understanding alpha. He’s not super possessive and doesn’t get jealous easily. He likes to let his omega have freedom to do and talk to who she wants.

⚪️ But he is still an alpha and he will get both jealous and protective depending on how flirtatious you get. Other alphas know that you’re already marked but if they notice you flirting, the braver ones won’t hesitate to flirt back.

⚪️ Iida does not tolerate touching. That’s the one thing that will set him off. He’ll instantly be at your side, a hand on your waist and face in your neck. He’s gentle in rubbing his neck and the side of his head against you but it’s very clear he’s marking his scent. 

⚪️ He also might run up with a hand out and say something like, “Hey! Don’t you know not to touch a taken omega!” Citing the unwritten rules.

⚪️ When you’re alone and it’s just the two of you, he realizes again just why he puts up with the flirtatiousness and assertiveness. While he certainly admires your personality, especially compared to the many shy and reserved omegas, he adores how you are in private.

⚪️ It reminds him that you love him and only him as your alpha, as he may have started to become insecure seeing you flirt with other alphas. Also, he treats his omega like she’s made out of glass. 


Bakugou:

⚪️ Possessive, easily-angered, and easily made jealous. He can be a bit scary, especially if you’re interacting with a beta or another omega. However he tends to have the strongest reaction if you’re flirting with another alpha, as they’re the biggest threat.

⚪️ You know your alpha well enough that his shouting and that fierceness in his red gaze isn’t directed toward you, even if you do frustrate him with your behavior. 

⚪️ When he’s angry, you can smell it on him. It’s pungent in the air. He stops (or rather, he nearly runs) over to you and instantly grabs you. He rubs against you, covering you in his scent in any way that he can. Meanwhile, he’s releasing feral growl while making direct eye contact with the other alpha. A power move, mostly.

⚪️ You’ll have to stand still until he finishes marking you, too. He’s unashamed in public. 

     “Katsuki, are you done yet?”
     “Shut it!…. Almost finished now…. need a bit more on the left…”

⚪️ When you’re at home together, you’re not the only one with a different side. He’s notably softer and calmer around you. There’s nothing that soothes him quite as much as your scent, actually, and seeing the cute way that you act makes his heart ache with love for you. 

⚪️ He likes to make you blush in any way that he can because it makes him feel proud of himself. It’s also, in a way, a power thing. Many things are with him, in public and in private.

⚪️ Gets grumpy really easily if you push the flirting a bit too much. It isn’t that he wants a weak-willed omega who does only what he tells them to, but he hates feeling like you don’t want him or that he isn’t the best alpha there is. Actually gets insecure rather easily, though he hides it by getting angry.


Todoroki:


⚪️ A mixture in possessiveness between both Iida and Bakugou. He’s not quick to become angry and almost certainly won’t yell or shout, but in no way does he tolerate flirting for too long.

⚪️ He’s not exactly an alpha that many are brave enough to test, like Bakugou, so it’s rare that you receive any flirting back to you. When it comes to you simply being assertive, he actually loves it. An omega that doesn’t back down to everything and says what they want is extremely attractive in a mate to him.

⚪️ If he does get jealous, he won’t actually rub his scent on you. Not in public, since it makes him a little embarrassed. He will move you behind himself and step up to the other alpha though, asking him ‘do you want something with my mate?’. Todoroki is pretty, but he can be intimidating too.

⚪️ Once you’re home is when he begins to freshen you up by marking you with his scent. He’s relentless, kissing and rubbing and touching you. He likes to leave fresh new marks on your skin with his lips and teeth.

⚪️ When you act all submissive toward him, it’s a charming side that he’s proud to have all to himself. He thinks you’re the cutest thing and just likes to watch you as you do daily activities in the privacy of your home.

⚪️ He doesn’t necessarily become insecure, but it’s important to let him know that you want him and only him as your alpha. He certainly lets you know that he loves you more than anything, so he likes being show the affection in return. 

anonymous asked:

um I have a request :3 could you draw Grell as if she were an Japanese idol? Like, with a cute outfit & a microphone & a nice hairstyle & heavy makeup? I think it's unfair that so many characters get idol outfits in recent chapter of kuroshitsuji but not Grell :/ It would be amazing, but I totally understand if you don't want to! I love how you draw the reapers <3

falsies, falsies, I’m putting on falsies!
the false eyelashes that make my eyes bigger
falsies, falsies, I’m putting on falsies,
my cute false eyelashes!

anonymous asked:

I was standing on the train today next to an elderly lady. Part way through my trip she decided to inform me that "no boy will want me if I continue to dress like a whore" (I was wearing thigh high socks and a fairly short skirt, and looked cute af). When I told her that my girlfriend quite liked how I dressed she decided to move to the opposite end of the train carriage. Sometimes I just don't understand people.

Andy: Okay but like, I’m so proud of you?

BTS Reaction: They find out their S/O has a chronic illness when she/he has a bad episode.
  • I hope you like it @little-miss-sherlock Lots of lub to youu 💕💕
  • Smol Warning: This involves certain health issues that.. Well, I don't know if it would offend anyone that I'm writing about chronic illnesses I don't understand fully. I looked up the symptoms of all these and I'm going with that, if you know you'll get mad or your sensitive to this material please don't read.
  • ———————
  • ~ Kim Seokjin/Prince Jin:
  • Jin always heard you talking to yourself but he felt it was normal for people to do so and he found it cute. Until one day you forgot to take your medication. Your mind was everywhere you kept telling the wall to "Shut up" then-
  • Jin: Y/n? Are you okay? What's wrong? Look at me.
  • You: Who are you? Where am I? Where's mom?
  • Jin: What? Y/n. It's Jin.
  • You: Jin? Like... Gin?
  • Jin: No with a J.
  • He decided to take you to the doctors and surprisingly he found the one you go to for medication. Everyone seemed to know you, know what was going on and he found out you had schizophrenia.
  • Your personality was all over the place, you heard voices, and sometimes short losses of memory. When he found out he was extremely confused and mad. Why would you hide something so serious from him?
  • Jin: Explain.
  • You: I was ashamed.. Embarrassed. Who would want to date someone like me? I didn't want you to leave me..
  • You: I'm sorry..
  • Jin: -Holds you and kisses your forehead- I've told you. I'll love you till the day I die no matter how cheesy that sounds, it's true.
  • Jin: We'll work together, and I'll take care of you. You'll never have to deal with this alone.
  • Jin: I love you.
  • ~ Suga/Min Yoongi:
  • While you and Yoongi were going out to get grocery's you had fainted. Immediately he dropped everything to get you to a hospital.
  • Yoongi: What happened?
  • Doctor: Have they not told you? They've been here a few times.
  • Yoongi: For what?
  • Doctor: Their medication. We have them on two at the moment. They have GAD. Which stands for Generalized Anxiety Disorder. They fainted for lack of sleep. Their anxiety is very bad, she/he has horrid thoughts of her/himself, she/he has told us about her/his troubles sleeping, she/he has had thoughts of death, now that you know please do take care of her/him.
  • He was furious that you didn't tell him. He wanted you to trust him with everything and it definitely seemed like you did but to know you hid something involving your health he questioned how much trust you actually had in him.
  • Yoongi: Why didn't you tell me?
  • You: It's always made people back of from me.
  • You: It has ruined so many past relationships and I just don't want to lose you. I love and care about you so much Min Yoongi, I couldn't risk it.
  • Yoongi: But you could risk your health?
  • Yoongi: You know everything about me and after hearing you didn't leave me. What makes you think that THIS would want to make me leave you?
  • Yoongi: Anything you need just ask. Your health is the most important thing because you are important to to me.
  • ~ J-hope/Jung Hoseok:
  • You both were about to go to bed, at the time Hobi stayed over and when he went to go ask you something he saw you scrambling to find something.
  • Hobi: Y/n?
  • You: -You jump slightly- Yes?
  • Hobi: What are you looking for? Can I help you?
  • You: No. It's nothing, just needed a sleeping pill so I can sleep well.
  • Hobi: If you don't find them there's many ways I could help you sleep.
  • You: Today. I think I just want to cuddle with you Hoseok.
  • Later while he had fallen asleep, you went back to look for your medication. Then you started tantrum-ing, sobbing. getting emotional, you broke glass, and you weren't yourself. Of course Hoseok heard and ran out to see if you were okay or what was going on. He saw you sobbing on the ground, your hands bleeding from shards of glass that were on the floor.
  • Hobi: Oh my god. Y/n? Come with me. I'm taking you to a doctor.
  • You: Leave me alone, Go away! I don't need your help.
  • Hobi: Yes you do. Come here. -slowly approaching you-
  • You: I'm warning you to get away!
  • Once he manages to grab you and semi calm you down he takes you to a doctor and he found out you have a extreme Bipolar disorder, He was frustrated and heart broken that you never told him, and that he had to find out like this. When he saw you, you were going to talk but he didn't want to hear you.
  • Hobi: Don't you talk. Listen.
  • Hobi: Don't ever hide anything like this from me again. Do you understand? I thought that I took care of you well and to know that I wasn't able to help you for this, wasn't able to take care of you better is the worst thing I have ever felt.
  • Hobi: Understand that I love and care for you and I want to take care of you till the end.
  • You: I was just worried you wouldn't be able to handle it. And you would leave, just like everyone else.
  • Hobi: Then I'm offended that I'm just "Everyone else" to you. I am your boyfriend, your lover, and someone who wants to take care of you like you take care of me.
  • Hobi: So let me.
  • ~ Rap Monster/Namjoon:
  • You: Do you what an Inhaler looks like?
  • Nams: I guess I do, why?
  • You: Random thought.
  • You and Namjoon took walks around beautiful areas a lot and walked to your house a lot. You looked through your bag to check if you had your inhaler and for some reason it was gone. You know you had taken it and you were worried because you might need it.
  • Nams: Y/n why do you have this? -He holds up your inhaler which you take from him immediately-
  • You: I'm taking it to someone later.
  • Nams: Don't lie to me.
  • You: I don't lie.
  • Nams: That was a lie. Do you have asthma?
  • You:
  • Nams: Answer me, Y/n.
  • You: Yes, I have asthma!
  • Nams: Why didn't you tell me?
  • You: Because I was embarrassed. It's embarrassing to breathe from a tube in public or in front of you.
  • You: And I figured you wanted to date someone normal. Someone who isn't bothersome and you won't have to worry about so much.
  • Nams: Baby, You don't ever need to feel embarrassed, I still love you, I'm falling in love with your personality. I love you just as you are and I will take care of you, alright?
  • Nams: From now on, tell me everything and anything. Nothing can change how I feel about you.
  • Park Jimin/Chimichanga:
  • You liked asking Jimin to teach you dance whether you were good or not didn't matter, it was just fun to move around to the beat of music, but today you forgot your pain killers so you were limping and falling a lot. .
  • Jimin: Are you okay? You're very off.
  • You: Just dandy.
  • Jimin: What's wrong?
  • You: Nothing.
  • Jimin: What's. Wrong?
  • You: I have Chronic pain, which is basically forever pain in the same place... I have it in my knee.
  • You: anddd oh my gkkdbd it's cramping up. Can you go get my pain killers please??
  • Jimin: Why didn't you tell me??
  • You: Because knowing you, You wouldn't let me out the damn house.
  • You: Even if we don't live together. I know you'd somehow watch me.
  • Jimin: I would let you out..
  • You: 1 step out the door would be too far for you.
  • Jimin: I just care about you.
  • You: I know but what you CAN do is help me with the medicine and take me to my doctors appointments.
  • Jimin: I can't drive...
  • You: You can accompany me to my doctors appointments.
  • V/Kim Taehyung:
  • When Tae came over to hang out with you, he opened the door with the spare key you gave him.
  • Tae: Honey!!! I'm hommee!
  • You guys had this joke where you acted like a married couple. You usually replied with something funny as well but you couldn't.
  • Taehyung went to the kitchen only to find you crouched, leaning against the wall behind you, and holding your head.
  • Tae: Y/n! Are you alright?
  • You: Medicine. Please. -You point to a cabinet- Get a white and blue bottle.
  • After he gave you the medicine and you were feeling a bit better you guys started talking.
  • You: Why are you here so early?
  • Tae: I wanted to surprise you but you surprised me. Are you okay?
  • You: I'm fine now. I mean, it'll happen tomorrow, the next day, the next, and after that, then so on.
  • Tae: That's impossible.
  • You: Not if you have a Migraine.
  • Tae: How come I didn't know?
  • You: I was embarrassed, I'm pretty sure you didn't want to date someone who was forever sick so it was nice knowing you—
  • Tae: Shhhtsh I'm staying and caring for you, and cuddling you, and being with you until the day I die.
  • Jeon Jungkook/Kookie:
  • You didn't hide it from Jungkook but you also haven't told him.
  • You'll take your medicine in front him and when he asks you say your sick.
  • But you've been sick for the whole year you guys have been dating so of course he is going to get suspicious.
  • You: I read a new book~
  • JK: Yeah you told me about it. You're on page 289, It's interesting, and you would like to find more from that author.
  • You: When did I.. You know I probably have bed memory.
  • JK: You told me about this book four times.
  • You: I have? Oh wow.
  • JK: How'd you forget after four times?
  • You: Ah hmm, I have ADHD, bad memory, bad at paying attention. um um oh wow suddenly I'm bored. Did I bring my pills??
  • JK: I don't think so, let's go home alright?
  • You: Yeah, sorry I didn't tell you. I just, it's not attractive. Yeah.
  • JK: I'd still love you with any sickness, how you talk to me, treat me, take care of me, love me, and your personality is what made me fall in love with you.
  • You: Thanks Bunny boy.
  • JK: Let's eat at Wagwan after alright?
  • You: I heard they give out Snickers now. I don't know why but I'm down.
  • JK: You're adorable.

pandalandalopalis  asked:

To that anon who asked if Jon's lifeforce is tied to a magical force: Hey fun fact! GRRM has confirmed that Jon is actually the Lord of Light's version of a wight! So basically his life force is tied to R'hllor. Also, his heart doesn't beat!! Maybe you should write a fic/headcanon about Dany finding out that Jon doesn't have a heartbeat. (Not to put more fics on your shoulders of course, you write what you want to write and don't stress yourself out)

I’ve already written so many fics about Dany listening to Jon’s heartbeat because it’s cute though lol. But let’s make some headcanons: 

  • Dany finds out the night of boatsex because she wakes up in the middle of the night with her head head on Jon’s chest and she can’t feel his heartbeat. For a minute she thinks he’s dead and she understandably freaks out. When Jon wakes up and realizes that there’s nothing *really* wrong, he explains it to her
  • Dany is secretly worried that there could be other…conditions to his resurrection and asks Sam to look up all the information he can so she won’t lose him
  • she wonders if this ties him to the Night King even more than she knows he already is. Jon tries the best he can to comfort her but everything’s so tentative as it is that he can’t make much headway 
  • she learns to listen for his breathing instead and find comfort in that 
  • then growing up their kids always wonder why their father doesn’t have a heartbeat. Dany and Jon avoid that conversation as long as they can, because it’s hard to tell little kids that their father died and came back to life (although they’ve had to believe a lot of other stuff that should be unbelievable anyway)