she's so crazy but i love her

anonymous asked:

i once found this girl on tinder that looked exactly like me. apparently she'd been using my selfies to catfish old creepy guys into sending her money on paypal. i confronted her about it and fast forward 4 years i've fallen hard and im gonna ask her to marry me tonight. what if i mess up???? holy shit

I???????????? this sounds deadass so wild like some crazy ass fanfiction?????? good luck my guy you’ve got this let me know how it goes!!!!!!!!

So I bought Emma a couple of things to help with teething, since we all think she may be in the beginning stages. Well, they came in the mail today!!

The first one is a set of bibs with a little teething thing on the tip. They look like these:

I picked them because she was already trying to chew on her normal bibs so this seemed like something she would use. She absolutely loves it. Chooses it over her pacifier even.

We also ordered this thing called a munch mitt which is a teether that goes on like the little mittens you use on newborns but this also has a bit of velcro to tighten it.

Haven’t tested it out yet but I think she will really enjoy it. Especially since she already chews on her hands like crazy.

anonymous asked:

Wait. So why did Damon "love" Katherine for all that time? Even with all the flashbacks, I still don't really get why he was in love with her. Like yeah, she's beautiful and "fun" but, like, he was in "love" with her for more than a hundred years. That's crazy. While I think he was more obsessed with her than anything, I still don't know what about her had him obsessed. Do you know? Maybe I am forgetting something, I never really cared for Damon so maybe I just didn't notice. lol. Thanks.

Well the thing about Katherine is that she’s supposed to be enchanting, mesmerizing, she’s supposed to have an air about her that bring men to their knees, which is why she had a thing with Elijah and Trevor fell in love with her, which is why she had that tomb vampire obsessed with her and she had Damon wrapped around her finger and why she could manipulate Mason and why she was so preoccupied with Stefan who was like … yeah, no. She’s supposed to just have that charisma and we’re supposed to believe that Damon fell victim to it and was ensnared by it and it drove him to ruins. She’s supposed to be like Carmen or Helen of Troy (depending on which characterization of the tale you choose), I just never got that air from Katherine even though it was supposed to be there.

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“The lengths I would go to hear her laugh — there were no limits. I loved her and loved making her laugh. She would do these crazy things and make me do these crazy things, but I really don’t think they were crazy after all. In a way, it was a defense mechanism for her. She was so off the wall, she could use it as protection. Part of what was so poignant about her was that she was vulnerable, that there was this glimmer of a little girl that was so appealing and it roused the protective nature in my personality.”- Mark Hamill

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time to dance // panic! at the disco

The lengths I would go to hear her laugh — there were no limits. I loved her and loved making her laugh. She would do these crazy things and make me do these crazy things, but I really don’t think they were crazy after all. In a way, it was a defense mechanism for her. She was so off the wall, she could use it as protection. Part of what was so poignant about her was that she was vulnerable, that there was this glimmer of a little girl that was so appealing and it roused the protective nature in my personality.

I’m grateful that we stayed friends and got to have this second act with the new movies. I think it was reassuring to her that I was there, the same person, that she could trust me, as critical as we could sometimes be with each other. We ran the gamut over the years, where we were in love with each other, where we hated each other’s guts. “I’m not speaking to you, you’re such a judgmental, royal brat!” We went through it all. It’s like we were a family.

When you were in her good graces, you couldn’t have more fun with any person on the planet. She was able to make you feel like you were the most important thing in her life. I think that’s a really rare quality. And then you could go 180 degrees opposite, where you were furious with one another and wouldn’t speak for weeks and weeks. But that’s all part of what makes a relationship complete. It’s not all one sided. Like I say, she was a handful. She was high maintenance. But my life would have been so much drabber and less interesting if she hadn’t been the friend that she was.

6

“It started from my interest in actually discussing this idea: little girls and their fairy tale worlds that get destroyed, when they get to know who men really are. It’s really kind of brutal to be a girl, and then have to deal with actual men whose only interest is sex. Wanting to talk about that, and also about the fragmentation that happens with how women are treated by men — especially beautiful women. How do you negotiate an authentic self as a woman? It’s very difficult. A lot of girls who seem like they might be crazy, or sociopathic, or just stupid, they’re actually trying to negotiate all that and they may not know how. And that’s what drives them insane. So I wanted to make that kind of character: somebody who has never been valued for her brains, for her personality, for anything that she has to offer, but who only really gets valued for her beauty.” - Anna Biller (The Love Witch, 2016)

8

“I was absolutely obsessed with Winona,” Brown told Vulture in July. “I was, like, crazy — I loved her movies. I think she’s just so phenomenal. She’s a great actress, and I loved Girl, Interrupted; Edward Scissorhands; Heathers — amazing films. As soon as I auditioned, they told me Winona was on the project and I was so excited to meet her. Everybody says we look a lot alike. I was just very intrigued — she was a young actress and I could just really, really relate to her in a positive way.”

Klaus ‘’crazy or not that kind of love never dies.’’ Mikaelson

Klaus ‘’and that’s why you’re her better option. i personally think she’s wasting her time with Damon.’’ Mikaelson

Klaus ‘’personally i don’t see a fairytale ending for you. all i see is Stefan and Elena. I think you see the same thing.’’ Mikaelson

Klaus ‘’must be hard trying to live up to Stefan. I remember when I compelled him to feed off Elena. He fought it so hard he actually managed to resist. now that’s love.’’ Mikaelson

Klaus ‘’this is fascinating i’ve never seen this before. the only thing stronger than your craving for blood is your love for this one girl.’’ Mikaelson

homeboy is one of us, it’s obvious. 

Peter Pan Imagine/Do you love me?

Warnings: Smut, cursing, mentally abusive,cruel Pan, 

You never truly understood him, why he was so mean, so cruel, so heartless, for you only knew that you loved him, and your poor loving self thought you could change that, you were wrong.

From the day you met him, you knew you wanted to be with him, something about his mysterious ways drove you crazy. 

“Who are you?” he asked

“I’m Y/n.” you say with a smile

“Throw her in the lagoon, she’ll die faster!” he yells

“WAIT!” you yell a little alarmed

“Please, let me stay, I want to help.”

“What could you possibly have to offer me?”

You loo at him dead in the eyes,  “Me.”

The next thing you know Peter has you naked in his bedroom

He kisses up and down your neck and you are almost screaming his name,

As he is about to enter you stop him

“This is.. my first time.” you look every other way except in his direction

Peter is automatically irritated, he rolls his eyes, but makes sure you aren’t watching hi, he just wanted to fuck you already. He bends his down in the crook of your neck and starts to whisper “I’ll take go slow okay?”

You think he is the sweetest thing in the world, and of course you didn’t see the eye rolls.

He enters you and you start to feel the pain and start to complain to Peter, at this point he puts his finger in your mouth,

“Bite on this.” he says a little dry , you ignored that.

Next thing you know he starts going in hard and you could barely take it.

“Peter I’m a virgin!” you yell

But he completely ignores that and keeps going

“Peter please go slower”

As if he couldn’t be more of an ass he goes quicker

You’re digging your nails and hiding you face in the pillow you saw next to you begging him to stop, it felt good, but for your first time, it was a bit much.

As he stopped you realized he came and with that you took the pillow from behind your face and blushed as you looked at him.

His hair was a crazy mess, he was sweating, and had a satisfying look on his face, almost a “mission accomplished” look

He then came to your ear and nibbled on it a bit, you giggle as he does so

“You did such a good job baby girl, your king is so proud of you.” as he whispered in your ear, your heart melted, ever since then, this was your nightly routine. You loved making Peter proud of you, he would praise you, he would get you gifts, let you eat the first meal, showering alone, being his lost girl had some perks.

Almost every night Peter would fuck the brains out of you and he would love doing it.

“Do you really like the girl? Or are you just playing with her emotions?” Felix asked Peter

“Honestly, I don’t know.” Peter would say bluntly

“Oh Peter” you would scream his name so loud all of Neverland would hear, and he loved it, you barely could talk the next day because your throat would be red raw from screaming.

One day one of the lost boys got sick and you caught one of the colds they had.

“Not tonight Peter.” you simply say

“Excuse me?” he says

“I got sick and just want to rest.”

“Love please” he would kiss your neck softly, try to get you in the mood.

“Peter, you know I can’t say no to you” you say ans gab his face and kiss his lips.

He quickly takes off his clothes and yours and starts to stroke into you very roughly.

“Oh fuck Peter.”

He grabs the slides of your hips and starts to go very rough, he would always switch positions, doggy stile so that he could pull your hair, he would make you go on top of him, but eventually he would just take over and get on top, he loved being in charge, and if he felt that he wasn’t, he would make it be known by fucking you even harder. 

“Who’s lost girl are you ?” he would ask as he was about to cum

“Your’s Peter!” 

“That’s right.”

After he came he would always leave, he always had to do something.

“Baby please stay.” you begged

“Why would I do that?” he almost laughed

“Usually after people have sex they, I don’t know talk, cuddle, sleep.”

“Don’t be silly love, nobody does that.” he says as he walks out of the room.

Leaving you there, twisting your hair and letting tears come down your face.

You were starting to feel incomplete.

3 Weeks after

After an other night of well,, Peter getting what he wanted , you asked him something.

“Peter.” you lay on the bed still naked

“Not now Y/n I’m very busy.” he says as he puts on his pants

“Do you love me?” you ask almost regretting the question as soon as it came out of your mouth.

Peter looked at you almost in a confused way, and walked outside the door.

With that your heart shattered. You decided that enough was enough and ran after him, putting only a night gown on.

“Pan wait!” you say

He turns around, “Pan?” you were only allowed to call him Peter.

“I am sick of this, I just want to know if you love me or not.” 

“Y/n go back to bed.” he says as he began to talk to Felix

You step in the middle of both of them

“The hell are you doing?” he asked

“I will not move until you answer my question.” you say

“Fine, then we’ll move.” he says and him and Felix leave you, you stay there al night trying to prove a point, breakfast time and you have not moved, you were also sick as a dog, for it was cold that night.

“Come to bed.” you hear his voice and you turn around.

“Why?” you say sniffling your nose.

“Just come.” he says, you follow.

You get to his room and the fire is on, a long with a bunch of blankets and pillows.

“Oh Peter it’s Perfect! But it’s already breakfast time”

“We can skip it.” he kisses down your neck 

“But Peter I actually need it, I’m sick I need nutrition in my body.” you seriously.

“What you need, is me, I can make you feel all better.” he says.

“Peter stop.” you push him away 

“I’m sick, I’m going to get breakfast.” you say firmly

“What’s the point of having a lost girl then?” he mumbles under his breath but clearly wanting you to hear it

“Excuse me?” you began to heat up

“If you’re not going to give me what I want you’re better off sleeping in the tents outside with the rest of the lost boys.” he says as he crosses his arms

“So just because I don’t let you get it in I’m just an other lost boy then huh?” you almost scream

“You might as well be. That’s what I wanted you hear for.” he says bluntly

Your eyes began to tear up. “You’re an asshole.” you run outside and that was the last time you saw Peter.

About 3 months later you got settled in a town called StoryBrooke, you loved it, and you loved your brother Henry, he was your best friend, even though he was younger than you, you told each other everything.

Well the peace didn’t last log because Henry was take, and you were devastated.

As you all meet up in Ruby’s diner you all find ways to know where Henry could be you began to eat Henry’s favorite desert, apple pie.

You ate while the grown ups figured out where he was, they usually could figure out was faster before you since they were the ones with the magic powers.

“Bloody hell, I know where this kid is.” Hook said

You popped your head up a little curious and playing with your food just in case you weren’t supposed to be hearing.

“Where?!” Regina and Emma yelled at the same time.

“Neverland.” he says

Your fork dropped on the floor and so did your heart, you haven’t seen Peter since you yelled a him, since he sad all those terrible things.

You were terrified, but you had to get your best friend and brother back, and Peter was not going to stop you.

Part 2?

So we see a lot of Drarry scenes take place in potions class, but how about a Pansmione potions scene. Just imagine:

  • Snape puts students in Slytherin/Gryffindor partnerships to piss everyone off (cuz really, what else would you expect from Snape)
  • Pansy and Hermione get partnered together and complain like crazy
  • “Merlin, don’t put me with Granger. Her hair’s so big I won’t even be able to see the cauldron.”
  • (But secretly Pansy loves the way Hermione’s hair gets frizzy from the heat)
  • “I can’t be with Parkinson! She probably spent so much time doing her makeup that she didn’t even do the reading!”
  • (But secretly Hermione finally understands the appeal of makeup because if it can make Pansy look that good…well…)
  • Turns out Hermione was right and Pansy hasn’t done the reading
  • Not because she was doing her makeup but because Snape wouldn’t take points from Slytherin even if she blew up the classroom. It’s about priorities, honestly
  • “Stop bossing me around, Granger. I don’t take orders from Gryffindors.”
  • “Well, maybe if you knew what you were doing I wouldn’t have to.”
  • “Sod off. I know what I’m doing.”
  • “Whatever, Parkinson.”
  • They fall into a simple rhythm, with Hermione reading off the next step and Pansy completing it
  • Their hands brush when they reach for an ingredient at the same time and both gasp and jerk apart
  • When class ends, Hermione opens her mouth to say something, but Pansy’s already left
  • When Snape pairs his students with their own houses the next class, Pansy and Hermione exhale in relief like the rest of the students, but their eyes stray towards each other
  • In that moment of eye contact, they see their own desire reflected back at them
  • Suddenly Pansy raises her hand and asks to be excused to use the restroom
  • (To which Snape easily agrees)
  • Hermione raises her hand a minute later and asks if she can go see Madam Pomfrey
  • (To which Snape only reluctantly acquiesces) 
  • Pansy is waiting for her when she gets outside
  • “Granger, I’m surprised you’re so willing to miss class. Aren’t you worried you’ll miss something important?”
  • “That’s why I came. I was worried I’d miss something important.”
  • Hermione presses her lips to Pansy’s before the other girl can reply
  • “Granger…that was…brilliant.”
  • “My hair wasn’t in the way?” Hermione teases with a smile
  • Pansy grins back “Actually, it was incredibly sexy. I can’t imagine how I didn’t see it before”
  • This time Pansy’s the one to go in for the kiss
  • Neither girl goes back to class for a long while

“Have you ever been in love?” She asked playfully.

He took a deep breath, “I guess so, awhile ago. But I can’t remember it.”

She tilted her head, “you can’t remember being in love?”

“I can’t remember her, I mean I remember her name and what we had and everything, but I can’t remember her. I know I loved her laugh and her voice but I can’t remember how they sounded. I don’t recall the scent of her hair that drove me crazy when I kissed the top of her head. It could’ve been strawberry but I’m not sure.”
He paused, then closed his eyes before rubbing his temples before continuing,
“I wish I remembered so much more about her but the only thing that comes to me anymore is how utterly destroyed she looked when I told her I was leaving.”

—  Excerpt of a book I’ll never write
THE KATE MCKINNON BOOK PROJECT

Okay, so I’m just going to cut to the chase here.

For a long time now I have had the idea of making a book for Kate to show her how much she means to all of us.

What she has done for all of us.

What she has helped us accept in ourselves.

Be it the crazy, kooky, funny, sad, wonderful, questioning, smart.

Someway or another, this woman has created a beautiful community by being herself and showing us that we can also.

So, a bunch of us over on Instagram have been talking and I brought up the idea of the book.

All said yes immediately because that’s just how much we want Kate to know how much she is loved and appreciated.

In recent events, I feel that this project is needed more than ever.

Kate is hurting, we all are, and it sucks.

We are in a time of darkness and we are all scared, but there is still hope.

We can spread love and laughter and happiness, forget the hatred and continue being our beautiful selves.

Which is why I need your help.

If you can spare a minute, please message me on here with EVERYTHING you want to tell Kate.

DRAWINGS

ARTWORK

STORIES

FAVE SKETCHES

FAVE CHARACTERS

HOW SHE HAS HELPED YOU

WHY YOU LOVE HER

ANYTHING

I shall put this ALL in the book.

One of my friends is going to be going to SNL in the next few months, this book is going with her, so it WILL GET TO KATE.

DEADLINE: First week of MARCH. However, please send in things before then, as earlier the better we can get this finished and sent off <3

Please send ALL entries to katebookproject@outlook.com

Reblog this, repost this, spread this message.

It’s not a huge deal, but like I said, Kate is hurting and I feel this may show her that she is still loved by so many and that nothing He can do, can stop her from doing what she loves.

I know that there are bigger things than Kate right now, some of you are scared, I’m scared for you and I’m truly sorry for this situation you are facing.

If anyone needs to talk, please do not hesitate to contact me, on here or on Instagram which is linked on my page.

LOVE YOU ALL.

x

Inside the pot, Branch was still singing to Poppy. To him, nothing else mattered. He sang to Poppy with all his heart. He took her by both hands and got her to her feet. He sang to her about smiling and laughing. And he told her, in his song, that if the world made her crazy, she should just call him up because he would always be there for her. Then something amazing happened. 
Starting with Poppy’s toes, her pink color began to return. First her feet, then her legs, and soon her whole body-right up through the tips of her long hair-got all it’s color back! 
“i see your true colors,” Branch sang happily. “And that’s why I love you." 
Poppy looked surprised. She was amazed to hear Branch sing that he loved her. She began to sing with him. "So don’t be afraid to let them show…." 
Poppy looked up into Branch’s eyes. Touched at his open display of emotion, she reached out and took his hand….
— 

The True Colors Scene in the Trolls junior novelization on Pages 128 & 129. 

FUCK. ME. UP. THIS IS CUTER IN THE FUCKING BOOK. 

(Thanks for not removing anything. You’re great) 

Agreste Family stuff

Okay, so, ya’ll know how I’m on the “Gabe is not Hawkmoth” train, right?

Well, so what if this! What if Mama Agreste is the Peacock miraculous holder and Hawkmoth’s new boss? So this would make her evil, right? Well, what if Gabe is so overprotective of Adrien because he knows his wife is evil (he’s not Hawkmoth in this scenario) and only found out a year ago about her baddy tendencies? Maybe he knows where she is and isn’t telling Adrien? Maybe he MADE her leave? So he’s hiding the peacock miraculous so as to keep it out of her hands and he’s all torn up because he loves his wife, but she’s also crazy and a danger to their family. 

I’m always down for Mama Agreste being terrible, tbh. And I feel like she’s been super idealized in the fandom. 

I need my evil Mama Agrestes and my overprotective Gabe the Babes *makes grabby hands*

Originally posted by ahlam-chou