she's not taller than me


One of my best friends from camp happened to have a mop of curly brown hair the same shade as mine and often tended to wear a baseball cap, glasses, and navy blue bomber jacket. People were always mistaking us for one another, even though she’s much taller than me. We decided to roll with it and tell the kids that we’re identical twins, and they all believed it. It only got awkward on her birthday when she was called to the podium during the middle of a group meal. To maintain our ruse, I went up with her and we stood uncomfortably in front of hundreds of people.
Later, we decided to fuck with people further by wearing the same clothes.

meeting me in person would include:

“wow, she’s taller than i thought.”
“wow, she has a lot more hair than i thought.”
“why is she so loud”
“i didn’t know people had this many facial expressions”
“what is she doing with her hands- is that asl what the hell????”
“this is the most overgrown seven year old i have ever seen oh my god”
“why does she t a l k so MUCH and so FAST like STOP-”
“how does every conversation loop back to??? snakes??? we were talking about coffee, tails, fOCUS-”
“why is she wearing a ring on her left ring finger when she’s literally like two years old and unmarried”
“her socks don’t match i literally???”
“she cusses SO MUCH”
“she’s wearing three jackets and sweaters and is still shivering. weak ass arizonians.”

anyway. on the note of my hair, @cotton-corduroy literally didn’t recognize me once when I put it in a ponytail, to give you,, an idea,,,,, ,

i wanna do this as a tag meme but I don’t wanna tag people to do it because I don’t wanna make anyone uncomfortable but if you wanna spew random facts about yourself tag me so I can see and then we can talk about it because? I can’t be the only person who says fuck a lot and doesn’t have damn time to match socks, smh
so please!! tell about yourself!! asks or submissions or your own post!! tag me im nosy!! tell me about yourselves let’s be friends!!!!

There’s this really pretty girl that’s a regular at my work and she always asks for me to make her drink and she calls me babe and I get so flustered every time like why is this beautiful goddess speaking to a mere mortal such as myself

Since Molly’s almost an entire foot shorter than Sherlock, I guarantee that if they were ever dating and got into a proper fight, Molly would not hesitate to stop, leave the room, come back with a chair and stand on it before continuing to shout at Sherlock with her hands on her hips.


So right now I’m on my Revelations file and I’m just going support hell right now and the other day I was working on a few of Rinkah’s and she got both her B rank with Canus and her C rank with Ryoma at the same time so I watched one right after the other and I couldn’t stop laughing bECAUSE THE SHEER TIMING OF IT AND HOW ONE ENDED AND THE OTHER BEGAN WAS JUST PERFECT.  It was actually like Rinkah left Canus just to bump right into Ryoma.  The image was just so funny to me that I had to draw it (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧

I’M SO GLAD I DID TOO BECAUSE THE AMOUNT OF FUN I HAD WITH IT IS UNBELIEVABLE I spent so long the first day just scribbling everything and just having so much fun with all of it (๑ˊ▵ॢˋ̥๑)  Rinkah is so fun to draw AND I ACTUALLY DIDN’T STRUGGLE AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT I WOULD WITH RYOMA.  I promised myself that I wouldn’t focus too much on his stupid lobster armor tho because it would take 5ever for something simple and quick.  I’m so happy with the whole thing tho god it was fUN A;ORUGH


I just loved watching him, as an actor. I was like the audience watching him onset. He was very new to me. Never met someone like him, never worked with someone like him.” - Tao Okamoto

“She’s wonderful, too. She gave the role this unusual and modern take. She was wonderful and a real pleasure to work with. Especially because I kind of…treat her badly in the film, but she’s taller than me so it doesn’t feel like I can actually win that fight.” - Jesse Eisenberg


We were all stressed from work so we decided to go out for the night. It had been awhile since I had gone out so I was very excited. I put on a nice dress and heels. My makeup and hair were on point as well. I looked hot. I smiled at my reflection and grabbed my purse. I drove to the bar and met up with the Smosh Games crew. “You ready girl?” Mari asked. “Hell yeah!” She smirked and pulled me inside. The strong smell of sweat and alcohol hit me. The music was blaring and strobe lights lit up the room. She dragged me to the bar and we ordered some drinks. “Hey Mari! Come here.” Sohinki called from the table. “Alright. Stay here and wait for the drinks okay?” I nodded and she left. A guy, slightly taller than me, slowly slipped over next to me. “Hey sweet cheeks. You’re looking good.” “I’m also not interested. Goodbye.” I said and turned away from him. “Hey hey hey. Now don’t do that. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven my angel?” “No but I did scrape my knee crawling up from Hell.” “Ooh feisty one you are. I like that in women.” I scoffed and texted Joven. He slid his hand onto my lower back. “Hey sir. I’d like it if you would get your hand off of my girlfriend.” I hear Joven say angrily. “Oh sorry pal. Didn’t know she was taken. You got a good one.” He said, stepping away. “Oh I know.” Joven said with a chuckle as he grabbed my waist lightly. The guy walks away and moves to his new victim. “Thank you.” I breathe out in relief. “No problem, girlfriend.” I laugh. “My hero!” He smirks and flexes. “Oh wow. Look at you.” I realize that his hand is still on my waist but I let him keep it there. It feels..right. I smile as he leads me back to the table and pulls out a seat for me.









When doing events with my mistress, I have to obey these rules.

1) all the salary will go to her.

2) Not to snatch any limelight away from her

3) hands in front of my body, to be ready to bow to her when she look at me

4) to bend my knees slightly if she stands next to me, i cannot be taller than her

5) if mistress sit, i kneel

6) during group photography, becasue of rule no.2, I can only stand at the extreme side or stand slightly behind while obeying rule no.3

7) do whatever mistress orders.