she's not risa

Early Unwind

Risa: Ah, congratulations, Connor. I see you’re on time today.

Connor: So sorry to disappoint you.

Risa: Oh, but I’m not disappointed, far from it. Just surprised.

Connor and Risa: [fake laugh]

Lev: They always argue, why is that?

Hayden: Well it’s a simple chemical reaction, you see, when two people like each other very much-

Lev: They like each other?

Hayden: Well, I think so.

Lev: They like each other very much? Well, don’t you think we should tell them?

Hayden: They’d never believe us.

who to fight unwind edition:

Risa: She can definitely physically harm you just by looking at you, and if the sheer presence of her doesn’t impair you, her overly protective nerd of a boyfriend will punch you

Lev: do not fight him he is a precious baby with the fiery passion of a thousand suns

Starkey: yes please beat the shit out of him I will help

Hayden: You could fight him but he’d probably just laugh at you and be a sarcastic lil ass while you did it

Una: FUCK NO DO NOT APPROACH. SHE WILL CUT OFF YOUR HANDS WITH A CHAIN SAW

Grace: why would you want to fight grace she is an adorable angel

Cam: just keep in mind he was created to be the perfect human being so

Connor: If you’re fighting him, you probably deserve to get beaten up