she's not a girl

me watching a movie where a girl mopes and pines over a boy: yeah uhh cant relate who’d do that it’s just a crush it’s not a big deal

me thinking about girls: shitshitshitshitshitfuckshit it’s moping and pining time

anonymous asked:

my big lesbian werewolf gf keeps lifting me by the collar of my shirt whenever i try to run off and do something reckless then smooches me on the cheek send help

okay lOOK guys…. the monster fucking stuff was just supposed to be market research….. it was all for fun…, you weren’t supposed to send me stuff that I'ᴍ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ɪɴᴛᴏ

I love being in a collaborative artform because even though I have a boyfriend I still have to send really risky messages to people every couple of months asking them to commit a large portion of their lives to me and even though it’s just an invitation to work on a show, the nerves are just about as bad as asking someone out tbqh