-Little diana is so fucking cute omg!!
-this scenery and everything is so beautiful wow
-Meeting Chris Pine aka steve holy fuck he is so hot i missed him on the big screen
-diana is so badass yes queen
-this fight is so stressful omfg
-Fuck the patriarchy lmao men ruin everything!!!!
-that lasso yes around steve trevor mmm even more yes he’s so cute and funny my sweet american man ugh
-Dr poison can fuck right off
-Look at daddy destroying that german base fuck he’s so hot
-Men are easily corrupted!!!! Bish ur not wrong
-CHRIS PINE IN THE WATER OMG HE’s FUCKING NAKED WOW ONLY HIS HAND COVERING HIS PENIS MOVE IT PLS I NEED IT
-THIS SCENE BETWEEN THEM IS SO CUTE THEYRE LEARNING SO MUCH FROM EACHOTHER
-YES BITCH scale that fucking wall and get that sword
-“Who will i b if i stay” QUEEEEN COMING TO SAVE US ALL
-“There are men who can stop him” “Im the man who can” YES SLAY U DONT NEED A MAN
-LOL this interaction on the boat…U dont sleep w women?
-Omg they’re Sleepin together this is cute af
-I was sculpted from Clay… thats neat LMFAO
-I Understand the Pleasures of flesh lmao omg
For Pleasure men are unnecessary… hahaha i love this
-Gal is so fucking mesmerizing wow so gorg
-She’s so cute in the real world
-Etta holding the shield and sword lmfao i love the comedic elements
-She doesnt take any shit from anybody i love her telling those old men off
-YOU WERE LYING??? LmFao they’re so cute i can’t
-“I am bothfrightened n aroused” me fucking too
-May we get what we want may we get what we need but may we never get what we deserve… same
-no mansland… but we got a woman to KILL IT
-WHAT A BADASS BITCH YES LET UR HAIR DOWN GIRL
-IM CRYING YES QUEEN
-I HAVE NO WORDS except yes bitch!!!! That whole fight sequence was amazing omfg what a badass queen i was cheering the whole time i lit up and chris pine helping her yes boo youre doing amazing sweetie
-You know, you did this…. we* did this omg they’re a we and now they’re dancing fuck!!!
-Shes so beautiful when she smiles/in general they’re so relieved and happy rn
-Ugh chris pine is so fuckin sexy, still thinking abt his naked body
-Omg r they gna fuck this is like her first kiss wat
-Chris’ German accent lmfao
-The village being gassed omg im crying
-MY Queen is pissED YES
-QUEEN OF THE AMAZONS YAS BOTCH KILL HIM
-…BUT MAYBE PPL ARENT ALWAYS GOOD UGH SHES SO HEARTBROKEN
-ITS not about what you deserve its what about what you believe
-She is shook Af… me too diana
-I knew he was fucking bad omg that old bitch I’m shook this dude is Ares!!! Hes real!!! Damn
-Shes the godliller not some sword!!!queen!!!
-Omfg is steve gonna die??? NOO WHY MY BABY PLS daddy NO
-He gave her his watch IM CRYING FUCK actual tears
-CMON BITCH U GOT THIS!!! I cant believe this old fuck is ares wtf
-STEVE IM CRYING HE’S SUCH A HERO, FUCK, DIANA UNLEASH UR POWER BITCH IM PIST TOO HONEY DESTROY HIM!!!! I wish That dr poison hoe died too wtf
-“IT HAS TO BE ME” OMG STEVE HONEY
NOO!!… I CAN SAVE TODAY But YOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD HOLY FUCK I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
-I WISH WE HAD MORE TIME IM. FUCKING SOBBING WHAT THE FUCJ BITCH I’M so HURT -HE TOLD HER HE LOVED HER!!!
-SHE IS MY QUEEN yes FIGHT!!!!
-HUMANS ARE SO MUCH MORE… ugh i love her
-ITS NOT ABOUT DESERVE ITS wHAT U BELIEVE IM CRYING she quoted bae
-… I BELIEVE IN LOVE, FUCK ME TOO DIANA
-I cant believe hes fucking dead im not okay this memorial is killing me i’m crying my sweet beautiful good steve trevor that pic is so adorable wtf i love him
-Love trumps hate!!!… yes OKAY THIS MOVIE WAS PHENOMENAL this is definitely what the dc universe needed to bring in back to life holy shit she is a goddess and chris pine is daddy this movie and the action and the premise and the destruction of all patriarchal values
-WOW IM SO AMPED UP RN ON GIRL POWER I WANNA FIGHT SOMEONE
-10/10 recommend… if u read this all lets be friends bc thank u for using ur time to read my thoughts xo until next movie I presume
in other news, gays and bitches, i began watching black sails!! i know what happens at the end lol which is actually why i began watching it but i’m on episode 8 of season one and i love max and i want to protect her at all costs. i love eleanor too, predictably. she’s the fiery, angry, fierce, unapologetic, stubborn bisexual girl of my dreams. i also love anne, my beautiful and tough lesbian angel.
i apologize i have a lot of thoughts so sorry if this is jumbled!! this post is tagged for spoilers! scroll past if you don’t want to read spoilers!
FIRST OFF. i’ve seen a lot of theories about YD, WD, or CG pearl shattering PD, and i think they’re all likely?? tho the way YD wanted to get the trial over with, how avoidant she was, and how she reacted after the accusation, hoo boy do i really think it was her. even blue diamond was suspicious. the more i think about it the more i really feel like blue diamond won’t be “redeemed” but is actually innocent in the matter and could end up “on our side” or something? ugh i love her she’s my queen
ok ok rhodonite. rhodonite looks SUSPICIOUSLY like a fusion between a gem (a ruby??) and a pearl. she looks a lot like sardonyx: she has the pearl nose™, her second set of eyes were very similar/had no pupils, her arms were thin like a pearls too, and her flowy seethrough top is a lot like pearls and their fusions. i bet anything that’s a pearl. some people think it’s pink pearl but if diamonds’ pearls have the same gem placement then it can’t be because her pearl was on her chest (where YD/BDs are) not her navel (where i believe PDs has to be)
i just gotta say i love??? blue zircon’s comeback?? i was like u GO GIRL. shut down that other zircon prove ur bOSS
and! off colors! coming to earth! more crystal gems! more fusions! giving them a sense of purpose!!!! i adore rutile and rhodonite so much…….. garnet could have Fusion Jams with rhodonite and fluorite, i feel like rutile would combatively work very much like a pearl, and maybe padparadscha’s late future vision could be useful for situation analysis? aaaaahhhh i want them to join us!!! They’re so pure, protect them
LASTLY LARS. HOLY SHIT. LARS DIED AND CAME BACK. PINK. THAT MEANS LION DIED AND CAME BACK. WE ALL KNEW THIS. I’M JUST STILL SCREAMING. WHEN WILL LARS RETURN, WE MUST HAVE HIM BACK, ughhghgh???? also inb4 sadie saying “i’ll love you no matter what you look like” but also…. if he’s immortal now (assuming based off lion), and also PINK, is he gonna have to join the crystal gems??? big bro lars, i hope so