she's literally a queen

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Part of me is like bring this bitch back because she’ll be going next week, I don’t fucking care. Regardless of what happened today, this week, whatever… I’m going to win. 

love Mythology.
You know what I love most about Mythology?

Everyone just assumes Hades is a badass.
Hades isn’t a badass.
Hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog that looks like it can chew your head leg and arm off instantaneously - spot. He called his dog spot! (Not joking look it up,“Cerberus” is a Latinised version of the Greek Kerberos, from a Proto-Indo-European word *ḱerberos, meaning “spotted”. Literally I laughed myself senseless.)
Hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow.
Hades grows fruit, there is no sun in the underworld.
Let’s be honest the guy probably double knots his laces and cries when there are no more ice cream tubs left in the freezer after a tough day of dealing with Zeus and Poseidon.

Persephone however, that so called frail little thing that he “kidnapped” ? Yeah, about that. She’s another case all together. When Hermes went to the Underworld he expected to find a scared little girl. Instead he found a thriving Queen.
No like literally she would fight anyone who said anything bad or that hurt Hade’s feelings. She’d probably pet his head and constantly reassured him he was a fantastic King of the Underworld, and that he was totally scary and all that shit - while she glared at anyone who dared think differently, telling them to meet her in the pit.
That girl didn’t want to be another Maiden in the field. She knew exactly what she was doing when she ate those seeds.
She wanted a Kingdom, and that’s what she got.

If that isn’t life goals , then I don’t know what is.

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“Be selfless. She saved us all. I never saw that coming. Just like however you’re going to get out of this.”

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rpdr meme: [8/10] favourite queens → ♛ shea couleé ♛

“I would say the influence I would like to have on the queer community would be to inspire people—specifically queer POCs—to feel comfortable in themselves and their identities, to understand that they’re special, they’re amazing, and that anything you want or dream about, you deserve it. All you have to do is work hard and find the people who will help you. Find your support system.” 

Mercy: We’re so happy to have you joining us! Your reputation proceeds you, but the files were not very detailed, im afraid. Do you mind my asking, how it is you heal?

The Queen literally fucking stabbing every one of her allies with a foot long saw blade hot glued onto a rusted pipe: Same as you, doc. I just use some good ole fashion TLC

you: vassa is white she has red hair 

me, an intellectual:

i’m sorry i couldnt 

hear you over the 

sounds of 

the sixth queen

queen vassa 

the cursed firebird

so Queen Elsa of Arendelle can, so far,

  • create life
  • build entire structures in a few seconds
  • walk on water
  • be insensitive to extreme cold
  • survive 3 days without eating anything
  • be stronger than a hundred men
  • freeze hearts
  • escape from sequestration
  • throw giant snow cannonballs at another country
  • create an entire army of immortal beings

In conclusion: she can kill any X-Men, at any time. Effortlessly.

Julie Andrews Rant

I have two words for you.

Julie. Andrews.

That woman is my literal hero. I would actually kill a man to meet her. You think I’m exaggerating but I assure you I am not.

The Sound of Music, first of all. Like holy cow what a precious lil baby and badass temporary nun with the voice of an ANGEL.

Mary Poppins.
Nanny and magic af and hella charming .

Fast forward.

The Princess Diaries, like whoa. She lost her voice and then she gets on screen and is a literal QUEEN and has a romantic storyline while teaching Mia to be a princess and the scene with the streetcar is the best. And THEN Princess Diaries 2 where she SINGS on screen even though she had surgery before and lost her voice like how brave are you??

And then any interview with her like she is the picture of class and grace and joy and loveliness and she wears pantyhose in a way that makes them look comfortable, what sorcery is that?? And she’s also an actual DAME and acts like everything is no big deal.

Just

Julie Andrews.

Julie. Andrews.

anonymous asked:

Headcanons for the losers club ending up in the real world and finding out how popular they are. You know it fandom, ships, Stephen king book.

- richie would tease the fuck out of eddie when he saw the reddie tag 

- “they all want us together, eddie spaghetti, it’s meant to be”

- bev would be so overwhelmed that people thought she was a queen and that literally everyone loved her

- mike would be confused as to why tf so many people shipped him and ben together

- “i mean, we would be kinda cute, mike”

- “please don’t encourage them”

- bill would see all the edits of him and his friends on instagram and he’d literally binge watch them with richie and stan until dawn

- stan read the book in 2 days and literally nearly threw it out the window when he read his and eddie’s deaths

- “stan, you taking a bath?” 

- “FUCK OFF RICHIE THAT’S NOT FUNNY I COULD DIE”

- eddie saw the ‘gazebos’ scene and nearly died laughing

- ben would wanna meet stephen king in person and just thank him for getting him and beverly together

- bev would ask stephen king if that actually happens, as she hasn’t read the book

- “but i like bill?”

- “not for long” - stephen king and literally everyone else in the fandom