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Birthday // H.S

HARRY’S P.O.V.

“Love, please let me take you out!”

“No! I don’t really feel well and I’d like to just stay in.”

“But, it’s your birthday! Come on, I’m sure you’ll feel better once we’re out and you have a couple drinks.”

“I just want to stay here! Damn. It’s not a special birthday anyway. That was last year!”

She flips her hair off of her shoulder and turns away from me, looking back at the TV. Her patience is wearing thin and I know it’s because she hasn’t heard from her family yet. I give in, knowing she won’t let herself have a good time if I force her to go, which I probably can’t do anyway.

“Fine, well what would you like for dinner?”

“Order Chinese or something.”

She waves her hand at me and pretends to be enthralled in the cat food commercial on the telly. I walk over and stand right in front of her, crouching down so that I’m blocking the TV and am at

eye levee with her.

“Y/n, they’ll call.”

She rolls her eyes and finally presses the power button on the clicker.

“I don’t think so, Harry. I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but they won’t fucking call.”

She stands up and I follow her actions. I place my hands on her arms, holding her in place so that she doesn’t walk away from me.

“Hey, it’s alright. Don’t let them ruin your birthday! I’m here and I want you to enjoy the day!”

She tries to stop the grin forming on her face and I smile brightly at her. She stands up straight, her lips stopping right at my chin. She’s tall for a girl and is at the perfect height for me to kiss her easily. I wrap my arms around her waist and she rests her arm lightly around my shoulders. Her grin turns into a toothy smile and I kiss her upper lip, feeling her teeth against me as well. She kisses back, sucking on my lower lip and pulling me closer to her. I pull away reluctantly, knowing we’ll never leave the bed otherwise, which I wouldn’t complain about, but it is her birthday.

“Are you hungry? What do you want to do?”

“You.”

She hungrily pulls me back to her, grinding her hips into mine in a rough, steady rhythm. I slip my tongue between her lips, earning a soft whimper from her. I push her toward the kitchen and press her back against the wall, resting my hands on either side of her head on the wall. This position gives me easier range in rolling my body against hers. She tugs on the waist band of my pants, making my movement more harsh and determined. I attack her lips with mine, pulling her tongue into my mouth, sucking on it sharply before nibbling on her bottom lip and pulling away.

“Let’s at least make this interesting, love.”

She grins and makes her body go limp, proving to me that I have full control. I smile deviously and immediately know what I would like to try. I lean over and wrap my arms around her thighs, tossing her over my shoulder and carrying her across the room to the dining table. I set her bottom down and hold her around her waist, kissing her again. I run my fingers down her back and pull on the brim of her top, pulling it over her head and throwing it behind me. I bring my hands to her chest, squeezing her full breasts skillfully through her bra. She wraps her legs around me and pulls me closer to her as I reach around and unhook her bra. As it falls to the floor between us, I kick it aside and bring my mouth to her chest, running my lips across her, feeling her nipples harden, one at a time as my tongues swirls over them. I push her down so that she is laying on her back and she scoots up on the table. She seductively grips her own breasts, making me hard instantly. I reach back and pull my own shirt over my head and tossing it aside. I run my palms down her stomach, and place them on her curvy hips. I impatiently unbutton her jeans, tugging them down roughly as they cling to her. Once they are off, I lean down and graze my tongue up both of her thighs, looking up at her and getting a great view of her chest. I reach her core and pull her panties aside, pressing my lips against her, surprising her with my warm tongue. She tastes so fucking good and I start to suck on her clit, rolling my tongue around as she presses her back against the table and bucks her hips up.

“Shit, Harry. Please, just fuck me hard.”

I kiss her sex and bring myself up, pulling her by her hips so that her ass is at the end of the table. I pull her underwear down and let them drop to the ground before undoing my pants and pulling them down along with my boxers. She spreads her legs slightly, but I lift one so that it is draped over my shoulder, the other wrapping around my hip. I hold her waist with one hand and guide my length to her entrance with the other. I slowly slide inside her and groan in pleasure at her tightness. She continues to massage her breasts and the sight is flawless. After giving her the chance to adjust, I pull back and thrust back in, quickly falling into a rhythm. I bring one hand up to her mouth and place a finger between her lips. She sucks harshly on it and I feel her soft tongue run over it.

“Lift your hips a little.”

I grunt and pull my hand back from her mouth, placing it back on her hip to balance us both. She lifts her hips up and screams at the extreme delight that must be running through her veins. I roughly push into her, able to go deeper at the new position. Her hands slap onto the table, gripping onto the edges as she slides up and down against the soft wood. I grip the thigh of the leg that is over my shoulder and pound into her again and again. I reach down with my other hand and rub circles around her clit, causing her to convulse and moan powerfully.

“Dammit, Harry. So… Fucking… HOT!”

She pants and yells between words, incapable of controlling herself. I lose my thoughts as she moves around me, causing me to groan and growl deeply. I feel myself nearing my climax as we both grunt in unison with each thrust. I look at her and catch her bright blue eyes and she bites her bottom lip sensually.

“I’m close, Y/N!”

“Me… Too-ahhhh!!!”

I thrust into her rapidly and hit my high gloriously and we come together intensely, unintelligible screams and moans escaping both of our mouths. I slow down and eventually stop, pulling out and releasing her legs. I wrap my arms around her waist and pull her up so that she is sitting up again. I kiss her and she rests her forehead on my shoulder.

“Okay, now I’m really hungry. That was fantastic, Harry. Have you been reading Cosmo again?”

She rolls her eyes, but I know she loves it.

“Perhaps. Any complaints?”

“None, what…so…ever.”

She drags each syllable out and I know she just had the best orgasm of her life.

 rnoachi replied to your link “Handbook for Mortals’ Pulled From ‘New York Times’ YA Best-seller…”

What’s going on omfg

LMAOOO. All right Ima try and explain this succinctly as possible. Basically this random-ass ‘young adult’ book, ‘Handbook for Mortals,’ hit the NYT Bestseller List on the #1 Spot for the Hardcover Young Adult Category this morning. Only problem is that literally NO ONE had ever heard of this book before, like nada marketing, publicity, etc. Zilch. It was supposedly published by a company, GeekNation who only announced their publishing arm back in July. 

To hit the Bestseller list, the book would have had to sold at least 5,000~ copies within the first week, but a few people were quick to point out a major discrepancy where the book was literally out of stock everywhere in all major retailers, like legit you couldn’t find it on B&N, Amazon, and so on.  

YA Twitter basically crowd-sourced an investigation where a few anonymous booksellers revealed that they had gotten calls first asking if they were NYT-reporting bookstores, and then received bulk orders of the book but not caring when the books arrived. Soooo essentially what happened was that this book scammed it’s way on to the top of the NYT Bestseller List by figuring out which bookstores reported sales to the NYT (to determine what hits the bestsellers list, the NYT’s methodology takes a sample from various bookstores, and this supposedly changes every week). They then ordered thousands of copies of the book from those stores and only those stores - and by doing so, this was all a scheme in the hopes of driving the book to the top of the bestseller list. 

The main impetus for hitting the bestseller list was for getting a better chance to have a movie adaptation of the book made with a label like ‘#1 NYT Bestselling Book!’ which would have made it more appealing to potential investors. Butttt all of this was discovered and the NYT sent out a revision where they removed the book on the list a few hours ago. 

Someone also compared an excerpt of the book to an excerpt from ‘My Immortal,’ so now there’s a conspiracy theory that the author, Lani Sarem, is actually the author behind that fanfic. She’s also a former music manager who worked with bands like Blues Traveler, and the official Blues Traveler account weighed in and claimed that she was fired for ‘pulling these kind of stunts.’ 

And IN ADDITION to all this craziness, you had the bizarre emergence of random early-2000s celebrities linked to all of this - Lani is apparently JC Chasez’s (from N Sync) cousin who promoted the book on his twitter, and the co-founder of GeekNation (the publishing company behind this book) is Clare Kramer, who portrayed Glory on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and actor Thomas Ian Nicholas (American Pie, Rookie of the Year) was allegedly involved and planning to star in an eventual movie adaptation.

So, yeah that’s what happened in the last 12 hours of YA Twitter lol. 

I’m doing Garnet +4 other gems, she’s the most done so far! : ]

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Forduary week three: Support
At least he’ll always have his brother there to support him, right?


You can see all of my Forduary entries here and all of my Stanuary entries here.

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Public reminder: Raven is a bombshell.

So this is actually gonna be part 1 of a little comic series I’m gonna be doing for team STRQ’s experience with their own Vytal festival dance! All of which should be made to stand on their own, but I just wanted to share my little headcanons for how I think things went down. ❤

This comic in particular came from my desire to draw Raven in a slayin’ dress, and to showcase how I think her relationship with Summer Rose was like, but more of that is to come!

D&D: So Gendry’s meeting Jon… do they have any important relationships in common that Gendry could mention?? …..

D&D: Nope don’t think so nothing comes to mind let’s have them bond over their fathers instead

Tfw @mortalspork finally finishes her malec fic :’) sorry this draw isn’t as good as it could have been but I still had fun going ham with my glitter brush lol

Read Marijke’s fic here! :D

Can we talk about how badass and totally out of the norm it was for SJM to write a second book in her series RIPPING APART her original male protagonist in the first book??? Like??? She took the entire group of main characters save Feyre basically and shoved them aside and was like NOPE. THESE ONES NOW. THEY ARE YOUR CHILDREN NOW FORGET THOSE OTHER GUYS. Like that takes BALLS. She took an entire ship and just SUNK IT HERSELF. She beautifully crafted a seemingly VILE character that we actually could have drawn a logical conclusion to be abusive and terrible in the first book and made him??? Perfect??? Amazing??? She literally destroyed every preconceived notion we had of him??? And now we see him as a precious being for whom I would lay down my life??? GAH. AMAZING. I’LL NEVER GET OVER IT. I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO RELIVE MY FIRST READING OF ACOMAF BECAUSE I FELT LIKE I HAD WHIPLASH AND MY JAW WAS DROPPED THE WHOLE TIME LIKE WHERE TF DID THAT COME FROM??? AMAZING. 12/10. ACOWAR IS PROBABLY GOING TO DO THE SAME AND IM NOT READY THERES NO WAY WE CAN PREDICT THESE THINGS.

Oh my god, in last night’s Bob’s Burgers, Bob takes Gene to a laser light rock show at the planetarium (super important to Bob, because it was his favorite when he was a teenager, and this is the last night before they’re closing the exhibit because it’s old and no one goes anymore, also it’s Bob’s birthday), and Gene has no idea what he’s in for, but he gets pumped for it anyway ‘cause Bob’s so excited about it, and finally they get in there and they’re watching it, and Gene has a sensory overload and kinda starts freaking out ‘cause he can’t handle it, so Bob takes him out and they sit in the car for a bit.  Gene’s angry because Bob didn’t tell him it would be so loud and scary, so Bob offers to play the album for Gene at a normal volume, and Gene starts to enjoy it, so he reclines the seats, takes out the cigarette lighter, tells Gene to pretend it’s a laser, and starts drawing in the air, explaining the plot to him (it’s like a full on Pink Floyd or Rush-esque rock opera about a bunch of robot overlords telling rockers that they can’t play music anymore, and one Rebel rising against them).  Gene gets really into it and decides he wants to see the finale of the laser show (which Bob regards as a life-changing experience), so they sneak back into the planetarium (there’s no re-entry allowed) with a few tricks that parallel the story from the album, and watch the climax of the show together (Bob fashions some earplugs for Gene out of a napkin).  On the way home, Bob’s asking Gene how he liked it, and Gene says “I loved it!”, Bob asks him to speak louder ‘cause his ear’s are shot, and Gene yells, “I LOVED IT, DAD”.  Bob yells back “I love you too, Gene”.

I FUCKING!!! CAN’T!!! DEAL!!!! WITH HOW GOOD THIS SHOW IS!!! I know i don’t talk about Bob’s Burgers a lot but this show is flawless and charming and gross and funny all at the same time, the characters are written like people with actual fears and anxieties, and unlike a lot of comparable shows, the comedy doesn’t come from the family being pitted against each other, it’s always the family against the world… I love it, I love it, it’s so pure and refreshing and still somehow manages to be funny without sacrificing it’s heart, and I fuckin’ love it, please watch Bob’s Burgers holy CRAP okay I’m done.

This is by far the most obnoxious and unrealistic wedding dress I’ve designed so far, and it’s absolutely my favorite! I knew I had to make Nora’s dress fit for a queen, so I pulled a lot of inspiration from the dresses of Ariel, Vanellope, and Princess Peach!

I know a lot of you were looking forward to Nora, so I hope I didn’t let any of you down! Also shoutout to @sullivantwissarcana who had the idea to make her bouquet out of lotus flowers after Ren’s emblem. Genius!!

Altean!Lance with a twist

So we all see the posts about how Altean!Lance is Allura’s brother, the prince, or even just a common Altean that holds no title, and we all love us some Altean!Lance.

But what about…………..Lance being Haggar’s kid? Like seriously how has no one thought of this!

Lance being born and raised to be a Druid, always following the empire’s orders, always doing what his mother wants to try and get the love and attention he needs; he even went through experimentation at the hands of his mother to get any sort of praise from her, which after everything, she only called him a disappointment of a subject. He trains constantly, both physically and magically for years, hoping that that would get him some sort of affection. He becomes one of the top druids, besides his mother, in the empire and if anyone were to try and take him on in physical combat, they would severely regret it. But After all those years of allowing experiments and following every terrible order from Haggar and Zarkon to try and please his mother, to try and get any sort of acknowledgement from her, he pretty much gives up. He knows what’s expected of him, and he knows that he’ll never get what he truly wants. He accepts that, and just considers it normal behavior by now. He knows the best way to please his mother is by following orders, so that’s what he does.
He’s 13 years old.

Now fast forward 4 years. He gets a new assignment. He has to go to some planet called Earth and infiltrate their government to see if they will be easy to conquer, and if any of the lions are there. Lance agrees without question.

So he goes down to Earth and easily takes the form of human to blend in, and he gets pretty much adopted by the McClain’s, who thought he was a runaway or a street kid. When they ask about his family, he plays it safe and says he doesn’t have any. So of course they take him in and begin raising him like one of their own. Lance is just shocked to see how this family treats each other with such love and kindness and understanding. And when that love and kindness get shown to him, he nearly loses his cool and release his form. While he was able to keep his form the same, his freak it was not so easily hidden, at least not in the the eyes of actual loving parents. They teach him about how family REALLY works. About how much loyalty and support and positivity comes with it. They slowly get him used to physical comfort and along the way Lance realizes that he doesn’t want to leave. He likes it here on Earth, where he’s actually treated as a person, as family. Not some soldier. But Lance is too scared to refuse his mother’s and Zarkon’s orders. He’s seen what they do to traitors and he knows that he won’t be given any mercy just because he’s Haggar’s son. But he also wants to protect these people that have taught him the truth about family and loyalty, he doesn’t want the empire to destroy this world like he’s seen with so many others. Lance doesn’t know what to do.

He goes outside to try and clear his head; which is where his mama (she refused for him to call her anything else besides her first name or mama) and asks him what’s wrong. He wants to tell her everything but he’s not sure if he can tell her; if she’ll believe him or call him crazy or what so he just stays quiet. Mama decides to talk instead, about how much they all love him, about how they’re all so happy they met him and took him in. About how no matter what life may throw at him, no matter how bad, Lance could always come to them. That’s how Lance made up his mind. He’s going to ignore his orders; even if that makes him a traitor to his real mother. He didn’t care. He was going to protect this family. HIS family.

He joins the Garrison to do just that. He plans on making it to fighter pilot and get through the school as fast as he can so he can protect his family faster. Unfortunately, Earth ships are primitive compared to Galran, so Lance doesn’t do so well and ends up in the cargo pilot class. Thus where he meets Hunk and befriends him (most of the effort was from Hunk) and gains abut of a rivalry with Keith since he had beaten Lance’s score by a few points, taking the last spot in the fighter class.

Of course then we lead into episode one, and the team finds the Blue lion, and meeting Allura and Coran, and if that isn’t a surprise to Lance, then I don’t know what is. Of course he still keeps his actual identity a secret, fearing what Allura and Coran would do if they found out who he really was. This is also where Lance is trying to figure out why Blue chose him. He was the son of a traitor to his race. He has helped the Galra in unspeakable ways. He can’t figure out why the Blue Lion chose him.

So Lance is now fighting against the empire he was once apart of, trying to undo the wrongs that have been done to hundreds of others.
All the while trying to hide himself from Haggar and Zarkon, at least for as long as he can. He knows one day, the beans are gonna spill, and it will not end well. But he’ll do his best to give himself some time to figure out how to tell the team the truth about himself and his past.