Seventeen React To: Their child’s first day of school
Another hiatus, aish, I’m sorry guys. Motivation is low, stress is high. They don’t really go well together. Anyways, I’ve hit 500+ followers which is pretty damn amazing to me. I love you guys, here is your very late Seventeen Reaction. >.< Maybe I’ll get back into requests today??
Seungkwan: He would keep trying to kiss his son’s face but his son kept pushing Seungkwan away and hiding his face. “Daddy put me down, I wanna go before I’m old like you.” Would then be offended and watch him run inside the classroom. “Rude little child.”
Vernon: Would probably make his wife/girlfriend take her to school because he’d cry. “I can’t, they will call security on the weird hairy man sobbing hysterically in the floor.”
Chan: Would kiss her on the forehead and wipe her tears. “Stop that, I’m supposed to be the one crying here, not you. You’ll be fine, I’ll be here in a few hours.” Has to talk to her and make sure she knows she’ll be okay before leaving.
Isn’t my bias just the cutest lil bean you’ve ever seen in your life? Awww look at himmm
Wonwoo: “Does he, like, have to be here? Can’t we take him home and play? Why not? Hey, stop laughing, I’m emotional.” Would be moody and keep asking his wife if they can just take him home then would cry because he doesn’t wanna leave his son with a stranger.
Mingyu: “Eh! Give me a hug before you run off and forget about me. Manners, little boy.” Would tease him about being nervous but give him hugs and a kiss on the nose. “Go make friends.”
Minghao: “FINALLY I CAN USE THE TOILET WITHOUT YOU GLUED TO MY HIP. I LOVE YOU, HAVE FUN, BYE.”
Hoshi: Only complains about how early he has to have his daughter there. “Yah, getting me up at the asscrack of dawn won’t help her learn anything besides swear words.” MOODY and always shows up in his pajamas.
Woozi: “You better wear that shirt proudly and tell boys your daddy will beat them with a guitar if they go anywhere near you.” Has her wear a Seventeen t-shirt on her first day and is proud to watch her go in and make friends
Seungcheol: “Y'know, I didn’t sign up for this. She is MY baby, not the school’s. She’s coming home, fuck school.” Is lucky his wife was there otherwise would’ve walked right back out and took their daughter for ice cream instead of school.
Jun: Would find it hilarious because much like him, his son was so uninterested and disgusted about the thought of school. “Go, you monster. Your turn to suffer.” “But dad.. Like, why though?” Would laugh so hard he was turning purple as he pushed his son into the classroom. “I’ll pick you up in a bit. Have fun dying.”
Jeonghan Sends his son off with a tight hug and kiss. "Good luck little one~”
Josh “Where’s Jesus when you need him?” Emotional, whiney mess as his mini twin ran off and started playing with other kids.
Seokmin: “Ah, you look so pretty. Just like your mommy. Don’t cry please. If you cry, I’ll cry. You’ll have fun, don’t worry. ” Is proud and excited for her.
“ahh Jemma Redgrave, she’s a fine looking big woman isn’t she? a big darling!”
“now I always think that Jemma looks like she’s being embraced by a midget wearing nail polish there” *laughter* …“she’s being embraced by Imelda Staunton”..
DAT HEIGHT GAP THO OMGGGGG! I CAN’T EVEN..
p.s ^ Notable appearance by Louise Delamere who played Colette in Holby city, who I shipped so hard with Serena I can’t explain. And yes that is Rupert Giles s h o o k e t h.
Did I mention the film also stars Charlotte Church??
*All quotes by director Craig Ferguson and some other producer dude*
I DODGED SOCIAL PLANS FOR THIS AND I REGRET NOTHING!