Ok, but imagine Newt’s creatures shipping Newtina. They get really frustrated when Newt and Tina just kind of dance awkwardly around each other and ignore their feelings, so they take action. An Occamy stretches out and trips Tina so she falls into Newt’s arms. The Swooping Evil swoops down and smacks Newt’s face towards Tina’s. Pickett “falls” off Newt’s shoulder so they both lean down to catch him at the same time and bump into each other. The Niffler makes them get all up in each other’s personal space to admire his collection of shiny things. And Queenie is watching this and rolling her eyes, and one day is finally like “I THINK THE CREATURES ARE TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.”
Newt and Tina pretend to look awkwardly at each other and flee the situation, but once Queenie’s out of sight, they smirk at each other because they’ve already been on several dates and they’re totally just trolling everyone because they’re cinnamon rolls with mischievous sides even Loki himself would be proud of.