she's crazy but we like it

Ok, but have you thought about this

While she wrote and recorded this album she was probably stalking fans on here. Like we’ve been here defending her and supporting her while the media and other people have tried to destroy her reputations. LIKE THINGS WEVE SAID MIGHT HAVE INSPIRED HER! We’ve been the ones who have seen past her reputation and all of the lies, if you don’t think that’s special to her you’re crazy


miss this beautiful, perfect girl so much more than I can put into words.. here’s just some of my favorite memories of us (even if she hates most of the pics, I don’t care, I think she’s beautiful always) in the last four and a half months we’ve spent together physically. no matter the distance our love still stands strong babe. I love you more than I can even express, and we’ve got this Jessie. the lack of your presence just proves to me even more how much I need you in my life. you make me want to be a better person. I love you so so so much Jessica, you have my whole damn heart❤️


anonymous asked:

opinions on milo murphys law?

I like it! It’s my second fave Disney toon so far (behind penn zero).

The spy characters really grew on me though I wish I didn’t get several characters to properly establish why they’re dressed like that and obsessed with pistachios.

Milo’s adorable (like wow I didn’t think I would find a character voiced by weird Al so charming and likable but here we are) and I like Zach. Melissa’s the only character I’m not too crazy about though I honestly think it’s because she just reminds me of someone I didn’t like so I’ll have to get over that

Every Record I Own - Day 55: Bad Religion No Control

I started listening to punk sometime in either late ‘90 or early ‘91. Most of the bands I was discovering were already broken up (Minor Threat, Minutemen, Dead Kennedys, etc), and seemed to belong to some distant past. But Bad Religion was alive and kicking. Against the Grain had just hit the stores and No Control already seemed like a classic. Reading up on it now, it’s crazy to hear that Suffer had only sold 4,000 copies when the band went into the studio to record their next record. But No Control blew up, selling 80,000 copies over the next three years. I thought Bad Religion was already massive, but it winds up that I was part of the groundswell when I initially bought the album on CD sometime in ‘91. 

A friend from college gave me this LP a few years ago when she came out to visit me in NYC. We’d always shared a love for early Bad Religion and joked about being kids and going through their lyrics with a dictionary. And let’s be real, what 8th grader is really gonna understand lyrics like these:

Hey Mother Mercy can your loins bear fruit forever? / Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?


Hey Moral Soldier you’ve got righteous proclamations / and precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations

Then again, even at the age of 13 I was raising an eyebrow at singer Greg Graffin’s assertion that “if you came to conquer you’ll be king for a day / but you too will deteriorate and quickly fade away” only to proclaim “I want to conquer the world… we’ll have peace on Earth and global communion” a few songs later.

Anyhow, it’s a trip to listen to No Control as a 40-year-old and reminisce about hearing this album for the first time 27 years ago. Bad Religion no longer seems like some sort of monumental institution or subcultural rainmaker, but the songs are still great.

captainderyn  asked:

For the OC pros/cons how about...Caia? And perhaps Esrin if we're feeling crazy?

I answered for my lovely boy on another ask so I’ll just do Caia here c:

Pros of dating Caia:

  • mom friend™
  • will love you forever
  • with all her heart, too
  • supportive af
  • have you seen her?

Cons of dating Caia:

  • will ask you to wake up early af for yoga and meditation
  • will deny for long time that she even likes you in the first place
  • jedi code is a bitch
  • will worry about you
  • literally nothing - fight me.

anonymous asked:

Here's what I don't get. Katy Perry can be very cringey and kinda stupid, but I tend to have sympathy for people who grew up in oppressive religious households and literal poverty. We all know Kanye went batshit crazy after his mom died and hasn't been the same since. But Taylor Swift had a better than normal life from a rich family, who btw is OLD MONEY. How is she this tacky? How is she so distasteful, with her music and aesthetics and how to conduct herself? It doesn't make sense 🙄

Right? It’s like Britney- she got rich and famous but she was still just a hick from Arkansas or wherever with a white trash family. Nancy Nazi grew up in damn suburb in Pennsylvania rich AF.

Just shows you, money doesn’t buy class.

anon submission

SO FAR what I’m seeing is basically just a continuation of the sarcastic, take-the-media’s-narrative-and-flip-it kind of thing. Taking everyone calling her a snake and being like, bitch you call me a snake?! Here I am to strike. I get it. There’s some power in that. But…I’m really hoping we might get some accountability from Taylor this era. Like, she’s not perfect. Nobody is! And I wish she would acknowledge her flawed humanness, because I don’t know about y'all but I just can’t relate to someone trying to project an image of their own perfection.

I hope the album is more than “you guys say this crazy fucked up shit about me, but this is who I am in private” thing. With 1989 I feel like it made a lot of sense. She got ridiculous amounts of hate and trolling just for dating. I really appreciated her calling that out.    This album… she’s gotten a lot of hate for being caught lying (the Kanye thing). The Nicki thing.. calling her out for not “supporting” other women. 

Other critiques of her feminism that I don’t want to get into cause those conversations usually spiral out of control. And she did apologize for the Nicki thing. I just think the criticism of her this era is a lot more valid and I hope we get some realness and owning it instead of… shaking it off.

The one thing that is giving me hope at this point is the symbolism in the album art. On the side without the newsprint on her face there’s flaws. Rips and tears that have been patched. I hope that means she’s been doing some digging and is acknowledging she’s a work in progress like everyone else. I guess we’ll get a hint of the direction with the single release tomorrow! (End, thanks for listening. Curious about your thoughts)

Thanks.  I think you’ve painted a great picture of the most interesting place this theme can possibly go….if it is a theme at all.    Perhaps the album will be even more confessional before, with the theme being “I’m not perfect”.

Interesting take on the metaphor of the cover image’s rips and tears (I just have been caught up thinking about how much extra some people will pay for “distressed” clothing if it is from a couture designer).

It’s funny how many fans want cursing in particular.   I guess they equate that with “being real”.   

As far as the sound, I will still say the only sound I expect is something like both Ellie Goulding and Lorde.

You're odd, like me

Summary: Jughead is not interested in girls, ironically this seems to make a lot of them interested in him. Except for Betty, and it drives him crazy when she won’t show any interest in him after spending so many late nights together working on The Blue and Gold.

Rating: T

Genre: Romance, fluff

Author: sadboyjughead [willowelijah]

A/N: Read the rest: (Ch 1) (Ch 3) (Ch 4) (Ch 5) (Ch 6) (Ch 7)

Chapter 2

We are sat in the back of Archie’s pickup truck facing the projection of Psycho, tonight’s movie. A movie that shows little actual violence, or so called ‘gore’, yet nonetheless film critics of the time had found horrifying. A true example of good filmmaking, when one applies narrative tools in a seamless way to make the viewer feel as though they’ve witnessed so much more than what they actually have.

Archie seems far less than impressed with it though. Betty and I have been far too caught up in finishing the last details of our latest issue to bother with the movie. Instead we sit engrossed in Betty’s laptop under layers of blankets and far too closely.

I let myself watch Betty for a moment while her blue eyes stare at the screen, the only thing currently being the source of illumination. I watch her as she bops the page up and down, looking for errors in the text; she probably assumes I am currently doing the same. She is so very meticulous when it comes to The Blue and Gold, I can see it in her eyes, which radiate passion as she scans the pages. She keeps tucking a loose hair strand behind her ear. I scan her features the same way she scans the pages, with meticulousness. Her features are quite feminine. The blonde hair falling to her shoulders, the blue eyes and the button nose. Yet despite those facts she is always with a face void of make-up, combined with a sparse selection of baggy clothes and carrying her skateboard. Or even more often skating through the hallways of Riverdale High, never bothering to look out for others, they have to look out for her. I’ve never seen her get caught, though. Riding a skateboard through the hallways isn’t a thing teachers typically like.

It is odd indeed, her look of sorts, contrasts greatly to that of her sister Polly’s, who had been the most popular girl in Riverdale, no doubt. That was until she got sick, but it was the even trickier kind of illness, the illness of the brain. Not something to be cured with needles and bandages.

The Cooper sisters come from one of the ‘classier’ families of Riverdale, yet Betty has never looked the part. My suspicions tell me the skateboard and the baggy clothes are there to distract from what she doesn’t want to be identified with. I know shame when I see it, especially the familial sort of shame.

Suddenly I hear an unfamiliar voice. “Got room for one more? Sorry I’m a bit later than I thought I was going to be.” My eyes move initially to the sound source and when I find that it is Tessa from this morning standing in front of us who has spoken, they turn over to Archie in a questioning sort of way.

Archie looks shocked at the sudden turn of events. “Yes, of course there is.” He says in a strained tone, making room between himself and I.

“Why didn’t you tell me you had invited her?” I ask Archie.

“Actually, he didn’t.” She says confidently while taking a few steps closer. “Archie mentioned you were going to be here tonight so I asked if I could join you, and you said yes.” She keeps my gaze, looking at me intently. There’s some underlying seductiveness in her stare. I’m guessing she thinks my obliviousness is me playing hard to get, you know, contrary to the plain old rational disinterest.

Catching on quickly like I usually do if I’m allowed some credit, I reply, although not so convincingly, “Right, now I remember.” with an inward cringe at my indelicate approach to the matter. I must have agreed to this without knowing somehow, I think. “Will you give us a moment, Tessa?” I say and show my rare but sporadically evident polite side.

“Why on earth didn’t you tell me this before?” I urge Archie when Tessa is beyond hearing distance.

“Because. This will teach you.” He declares confidently.

“What on this heavenly planet could hold such academic significance to make you feel the need to create such and awkward situation as this one?”

Archie rolls his eyes. “It’ll teach you not to play with women’s hearts.”

I glance at Betty before I can stop myself, feeling embarrassed. Anxiety gathers in the pit of my stomach at the thought of how that must have sounded to her. “I do not toy with women’s hearts. It isn’t my fault she mistakes my disinterest for something remotely different.” I speak clearly, so that everyone in the company can take in the words. “You know that, Archie. I just wasn’t listening in that particular moment when I agreed to this.” I say heatedly underneath my breath.

Archie scoffs at that. “Yeah well, it’ll teach you to pay more attention when people are talking to you, instead of staring of at-” And now it was Archie’s turn to glance over at Betty, who is faking obliviousness as to what we were talking about. “… Things.” He finishes tentatively.

I simply glare at him, which causes him to soften a little. “Truthfully,” he says. “I’d forgotten about it by now, and if I’d remembered it, along with the knowledge you’d be bringing Betty…” Of which is looking very uncomfortable by now, and so Archie is quick to correct himself. “I mean with the knowledge that you guys were going to be working on The Blue and Gold I would’ve obviously said something. But things are the way they are and I really think we should call her over or something because she’s looking a little lost over there.” Archie finishes nervously while peering at Tessa awkwardly standing about a few feet away in the dark. Seemingly trying very hard to seem interested in the too old and black and white movie. The Twilight is sadly not a place most people come for education in the cinematic arts and more because of … hormones.

Nonetheless, Tessa makes herself comfortable between Archie and I. Silence ensues and I feel like I should say something, feel like everyone expects me to so I mumble in a low voice, “Um, Betty and I are just doing the final touches to The Blue and Gold, so I’m just going to…” I trail of and after a significant enough time I turn back to Betty finally who smiles stiffly at me.


“No! I won’t let you smother this piece with your ostentatious self!” she smiles and pushes me light-heartedly.

I can’t help but break into a smile as well. “She says while shamelessly using the word ostentatious! I think you’ve reached the pinnacle of pretentiousness right there.” I retort in mock seriousness.

“Guys, can you quieten down a bit?” Archie asks us apologetically. And we both seem to shamefully realise we were in fact being quite loud as we awkwardly glance at each other and mutter our rues.

We retreat back to our writing bubble, making sure to whisper to each other for the rest of the night. I occasionally feel Tessa’s stare on me, which try to shrug off as paranoia but every time I look over at her I catch her glancing at us, pendulating between Betty and I. She makes me feel like a complete ass. Firstly for creating this whole situation in the first place, disappointing this Tessa girl and dragging Betty into the whole ordeal, Betty who doesn’t deserve to have a random girl stare at her the whole damn night. I wish I could explain to Tessa that Betty and I are merely colleagues and that we have to work on this paper or it won’t be released on schedule, then maybe she wouldn’t throw Betty those jealous stares. However, that Pandora’s box is one I do not wish to open right here, releasing all the awkwardness into the world. And it probably wouldn’t serve beneficial to me putting forward the implication that I’m not interested. Something, I’ve learned over the years, is a lot harder of a message to put across than it would seem to the common person.

Betty and I whisper away while people gradually withdraw into the night one by one until we’re the only ones left sitting now in the dimly lit projector room, sheltered from the cool October air. Archie and Tessa had left without much spectacle, landing the evening on a much-appreciated anti-climax.

It’s almost 3 a.m. and we’re still at it. Why? I’m not sure. I guess it would seem to the untrained eye that this annex is finished by now, that it was finished long ago. And I find myself gradually agreeing with the untrained eye as more time passes. It’s strange, spending time with somebody until such an hour of the day as this one. It feels oddly personal, intimate. I watch her be immersed in our writings, occasionally asking for my opinion on something that will appear highly irrelevant tomorrow when I’ll be asking myself why I stayed up this late. 'Good question.’ Is all I’ll say for now, as I can’t bring myself to suggest us maybe getting some sleep? What Betty doesn’t know is that just behind the door she’s sitting next to is where I slumber every night.

Betty suddenly shuts her computer and I realise I’d stopped paying attention and drifted off.

“It’s ready for release!” She calls out like it’s a weight lifted of her shoulder, and I think it’s the weight of learning that there is nothing more she can do to make it better, I try to assure her of this.

“A piece of art is never finished.” She replies confidently, which earns a tired smile from me. She starts grabbing her things. “Thanks for staying up with me,” she says apologetically, “for overlooking my-”

“Your ostentatiousness?” I smirk while grabbing my coat. She smiles back at me sweetly in a very Betty-esque way.

We walk on the side of the road breathing the cool air of the night. The night is peaceful with a lack of sound and the streetlights embellishing us both with a yellow film but simultaneously uneasy with the daunting trees by the road, surrounded by uncharted darkness.

We walk in silence, but it’s an okay silence I think because we’ve been talking non-stop this whole night, causing this silence to seem somehow preferential.

When we approach Betty’s neighbourhood she says. “You don’t have to follow me home.” Something I had wished she wouldn’t bring up.

“I’m not. This is on my way home.” I look at the stately homes we pass and I find myself with a strong want that I didn’t know I had for the lie to be of truth. I find myself overwhelmingly saddened by the upcoming inevitable 180° turn I will have to make and retreat to my grudged ground.

“It strikes me now that I don’t know where you live.” She looks at me expectantly, seemingly wanting me to clarify exactly where I live. I had expected her to appear somewhat embarrassed over the fact that she just wrongly assumed I was doing her a gentlemanly favour. But once again I turn to annoyance with her apathy. Any other person would have been embarrassed by that, so why isn’t she?

“Um, just down there.” I say vaguely while pointing at the continuing road.

“Oh, good, I’ll try and remember that if I ever need to send you a letter.” She says sarcastically. “This is where I live.” She stops outside one of the stately houses. “In case you ever need to send me a letter.”

“That’s good to know. Now get inside and get some sleep. We don’t want your mom seeing you out here talking to a strange boy do we?” I say and smile cheekily. Hoping for some sort of reaction this time.

“It’s 3 a.m. she’s most likely asleep, Jughead.”

I guess not. I think. When she’s disappears into the dark I turn the inevitable 180° on my heel and scatter of to my own home, not falling asleep until 4 a.m.


Those crazy extremist Marxist communist empires like Denmark, Canada and the UK.

I mean, sure, Theresa May acts like a staunch conservative who loves austerity. But, secretly, she dances sexily around a statue of Karl Marx in her evenings, like an occult witch. We all know that.

I don’t trust the Danish, either. Quite frankly. Or Canadians. The snow has messed them up, mentally, imo.

Shady, shady people

Y'all so pressed that Jon is going to be so pressed when he finds out he and Dany are related and he’ll have some mental breakdown. This is the guy who broke his vows with a wild woman who killed for fun, has killed hundreds of people, chopped people’s heads off, brought back from the dead by a crazy red priestess, and have seen dead men come back to life as fucking zombies. So you idiots think this will be the thing that makes Jon go batshit?? Btw he’s already in love with her. She will most likely be pregnant when he finds out. He ain’t gonna leave her or love her any less because they are blood related. Which is NORMAL in this universe. He will be shaken by the fact that Ned is not his father and his whole life he was lied to and had to find out the truth from his crazy three eyed raven robotic brother. There is an army of dead people marching on the wall, I doubt Jon will even have time to process this. So stop yelling it’s fucking incest at us. We KNOW! And we don’t care.

Originally posted by duffgirl20s

Yes, Sir // A Mitch Rapp Smut

Collab With The One And Only @stilinski-jpeg

Relationship: Mitch Rapp x Reader

Warnings: NSFW, Explicit Sexual Content, Smut, Violence (like seriously some crazy shit goes down), Oral (69), Fingering, Multiple Orgasms, Overstimulation, Unprotected Sex, Rough Sex, Choking, and Swearing.

Word Count: 9,859 

Song: Young God by Halsey

A/N: Hey guys! Welcome to day 2 of #MitchWeek! Yes, this smut is completely inspired by that bathtub scene from the trailer. I came up with this idea and immediately told Nia about it to which she said and I quote “if you don’t write this, I will.” And so we decided to turn it into a collab! I hope you guys love how intense this is as much as we do. We really felt no need to hold back.

“I don’t need a babysitter.” Mitch snarled at Stan Hurley as the pair walked down the long hallway.

“If anyone needs a babysitter, it’s you.” Stan chuckled at his least favourite trainee’s expense.

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Imagine being in a relationship with Jensen for years and getting married in secret and him revealing it in an interview.

“Well, I really feel like I need to give you great congratulations for the movie once more. Nobody expected it to be such a blockbuster but we were pleasantly surprised, I’m sure it must have been for you too seeing as- it’s the first time you act on a movie together, am I right?” the interviewer asked and you nodded your head, glancing at your costar and… husband.

“Yeah, well I- I’ve been out of the big screen for some time now because I- because of Supernatural, and I love don’t get me wrong. It was my choice because I wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world, even if sometimes the shooting is exhausting it’s all worth it.” Jensen gave her a charming grin.

“I’ll agree, they’ve got like the best crew I’ve ever met. Everything works out so well and- and that’s even more surprising seeing how much they goof around I- at times I wonder how they get anything done there!” you laughed and Jensen chuckled, nodding his head with a shy smile.

“We’re all a bunch of kids, I’ll admit.” he mumbled as you rubbed his shoulder.

“But they really have the best of the best there. From director, writers, crew to cast, I think that’s what has made the show so successful so I don’t blame Jensen or anyone if they’d never want to leave that! They are really a family and- and you can feel that you know?” you made hand motions “You feel it from the first day and you feel so welcomed you just could as well stay there forever!”

“Speaking of which, though-” the interviewer spoke up with a smile “-Congratulations (Y/n)! I learned that you have been cast to play a surprise character in the show this upcoming season, is it right?”

“Uh yeah, yeah I have! It was amazing, the soonest I found out they wanted someone for a role I just went for it. I didn’t care what it was as long as I could be there even for one effin episode, it will be more than that yeah but still.” you nodded your head.

“Yeah, and I secretly believe that she was just cast to be there to take care of us. I mean “Two oscars?”-” he made a deep voice and a funny face “Screw that, she can keep Jensen and Jared under control; you’re hired!” he slammed his hand on the chair and you giggled as he laughed along with the interviewer.

“I can almost believe that to be honest.” she laughed “But to be honest, and just because we saw how people reacted to the news: Do you not think it has to do with the chemistry you two seemed to have in the movie? And-” she raised a finger “-Before you answer, let me tell you that 9 out of 10 critics pointed out how great your acting together was, as it’s obviously well known. The fans have not stopped shipping you like crazy after this movie, asking for as much as they can get of the two of you together in a screen, big or small.”

Jensen had a sly smirk on his face and you kicked his foot slightly, trying to keep a serious face on “Well-” he cleared his throat, getting a little serious himself, or at least trying to “-I mean look at her!” he showed you off with both his hands “How can someone not have chemistry with this woman?”

You giggled shaking your head with a blush “J!”

“We- we just clicked, from the first moment; I think that was it.” he said with a fond smile and you knew that even if she thought the first day of shooting you could understand he met that first time about ten years ago in a coffee shop “There was a connection, there was defintiely understanding, an unspoken agreement and-”

“Lots of spilled coffee.” you added with a giggle and he laughed next to you.

“Lots of spilled coffee too, yeah.” he had a boyish grin on his face.

“There was chemistry, yeah.” you spoke more softly “Maybe we didn’t see it from the first moment, but it was there. We don’t act like any other couple- screen couple I mean.” you hurried to add “You’d really be surprised to see us communicate, maybe freak out a little bit too.” you chuckled and Jensen did the same “But we- we work, that’s what we know and we’re glad that people could see it as well and that it helped the movie so much; in being believable and true I mean.”

“It really came out of nowhere for some, me including let me tell you. I might be fangirling a little now, but your ship is a really big thing and I know this Halloween what I am going to dress up with my boyfriend. With both the new season of Supernatural and a Sequel in the works the ship has sailed!” she said with a wide grin and you and Jensen laughed.

“You tell me!” he grinned “Wherever I go someone will talk about it and you know what? I completely understand!” he nodded his head.

“Of course you would.” you said with a small smirk and he gave you a look that just made you shift in your place uncomfortably.

“And you know-” he suddenly said, turning to look at the interviewer “I ship it too. Yeah, I ship us like you have no idea but I think I’m the number one fan here because this has been my ship for much longer than yours!”

“Really? That would be an interesting story to hear!”

“Oh you bet!” you exclaimed, remembering how much he tried everything in his power to get to you to say yes in a date with him.

“You know?” she raised an eyebrow and you nodded your head with a grin.

“I was drunk, that’s the only thing I have to say! I was drunk, for everything! Just getting it out there, before he says anything.”

“Excuse me?!” he gasped, looking at you in fake shock that made you and the other woman laugh “Ouch!” he placed a hand over his chest.

“You know what?” he looked at the interviewer “You think a woman loves you, you do everything together: Jump off cliffs, kill aliens, go through the end of the world and almost give your life for each other and that’s what she says: I was drunk. Pff” he scoffed, shaking his head “You end up getting married and after almost a year she tells me she was just drunk, can you believe that?” he asked, his voice almost squeaky as the woman stared with almost wide eyes between the two of you, her smile vanishing slowly as she got more shocked.


“No, really. I even buy her flowers every chance I get- not just anniversaries but well, she was obviously drunk when she said yes.” he said with a clearly fake hurt face and you giggled as the interviewer gaped at you.

“You two are-” she ended up grinning as you nodded your head with a shy smile

“Ask the wife.” he said with a small pout as he rested his chin on his hand, his wedding ring more evident at that moment.

Oh Sehun//Fast Lane

Originally posted by lawlliets

Summary: You finally find out how your big cousin earns her money - she’s the flag girl for the illegal street races in your neighborhood, and now she’s dragging you along. And that’s where you meet the Hawaii-shirt wearing, orange-headed Oh Sehun, ace street racer and smartass.
Scenario: street racer!au 
Word Count: 6,337

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11 quotes that prove Taylor Swift is a badass

1. “Guarding your heart and protecting your dignity are a little bit more important than clarifying the emotions of someone who’s only texting you back three words. I’ve learned that from trying to figure out people who don’t deserve to be figured out.”

2. “I’ve never felt edgy or cool or sexy. Not one time. It’s not important for girls to be those things. It’s important for girls to be imaginative, intelligent, hardworking, strong, smart, charming.”

3. “After Fearless, I had a lot of people say ‘She’s an 18 year old girl, there’s no way she carried her weight in those writing sessions.’ There was no way I could prove them wrong other than to write my entire next record solo, so that’s what I did.”

4. “If a guy shares his experience in writing, he’s brave. If a woman shares her experience in writing, she’s over-sharing, she’s over-emotional, or she might be crazy.”

5. “I say to Apple with all due respect, it’s not too late to change this policy and change the minds of those in the music industry who will be deeply and gravely affected by this. We don’t ask you for free iPhones. Please don’t ask us to provide you with our music for no compensation.”

6. “If a dude is threatened by the fact that I need security, if they make me feel like I am some sort of princessy diva—that’s a bad sign. I don’t have security to make myself look cool, or like I have an entourage. I have security because there’s a file of stalkers who want to take me home and chain me to a pipe in their basement.”

7. “For a long time I was drawn to—and still am drawn to—people I find very interesting. [But] someone who sits and talks about themselves for an hour, you start to maybe wonder if, rather than trying so hard to be interesting, they could be a little bit more interested.”

8. “I knew some people would hear 'Blank Space’ and say, See, we were right about her. And at that point, I just figure if you don’t get the joke, you don’t deserve to get the joke.”

9. “With 1989, I was really putting my neck on the line, because I was the one saying I need to change directions musically. And my label and management were the ones saying 'Are you sure, are you positive? This is risky.’ And I was the one who had to come back every time and say, 'No, this is what we’re doing.’”

10. “The stakes are really high if you mess up, if you slack off and don’t make a good record, if you make mistakes based on the idea that you are larger than life and you can just coast. If you start thinking you’ve got it down, that’s when you run into trouble.”

11. “I think there is a lesson in knowing that you can live your life in a way that you’re proud of and people are still gonna take shots.”


 trigger heavy :  death, murder, blood, etc.  be cautious when reading and reblogging.                     please be sure and to change any of the pronouns if need be and / or as you see fit!   

in  the  killer’s  pov  : 

  • ❝  why are you screaming? i haven’t even cut on you yet?  ❞
  • ❝  oh, don’t you cry! i’ve killed a million times before.  ❞
  • ❝  i’m going to count to ten and when i’m finished, you’ll be dead.  ❞
  • ❝  scream all you want! no one will hear you down here!!  ❞
  • ❝  wooo! yeah! scream all you want! i’ll scream with you! mighty good time, yeah!  ❞
  • ❝  what’s the pointing in kidnapping if you aren’t going to do any killing?  ❞
  • ❝  i usually like to get to know my victims a little before i kill them.  ❞
  • ❝  every killer for himself, huh? it’s a dog eat dog world, huh?  ❞
  • ❝  you know what they say, once a killer, always a killer.  ❞
  • ❝  go on and run! run as fast as you can! i love a good chase!  ❞
  • ❝  you can run but you can’t hide! i’m going to find you and kill you!  ❞
  • ❝  see, i’ve stalked you for sometime before finally snatching you up!  ❞
  • ❝  i didn’t want to kill you whenever i brought you here but now, i have no choice!  ❞
  • ❝  you may think this is a one time thing but i promise, i will kill again.  ❞
  • ❝  come out, come out! wherever you are! you can’t hide from me forever!  ❞
  • ❝  there’s no turning back now! there’s no one coming for you, except for me!  ❞

in  the  victims  pov  : 

  • ❝  please! no! please!! don’t do this to me! please! ❞
  • ❝  why are you doing this to me? please! just let me go!  ❞
  • ❝  please, if you let me go, i won’t tell anybody about this! ❞
  • ❝  this is the part where things are switched up in your routines, victim kills the killer.  ❞
  • ❝  i told you already, i don’t why he/she/they let me go! he/she/they just did.  ❞
  • ❝  sometimes i can still see their face whenever i close my eyes.  ❞
  • ❝  why kill me? you can use me as ransom? my family loves me and has money!  ❞
  • ❝  oh, god, oh no!! please someone help me! HELP ME!  ❞
  • ❝  no, this isn’t real! NO, this isn’t happening to me! no, no, no, please.  ❞
  • ❝  oh, what’s the matter? surprised to see i made it out of your little death trap?  ❞
  • ❝  you’ll never get away with this! you hear me! you’ll never get away with it!  ❞
  • ❝  you’re sick! stop laughing! stop laughing, you sick son of a bitch!  ❞
  • ❝  when i get out of here, i’m going to run but i’ll be back for you, just wait. ❞
  • ❝  what — what are you doing? what are you going to do with that?  ❞
  • ❝  please, listen to me!! you have the wrong person!  ❞
  • ❝  oh god, you’re the killer everyone has been talking about! please, don’t hurt me! ❞

in  the  killer’s  lover  pov  :

  • ❝  long night? you’re covered in blood. ❞
  • ❝  i’ve missed you, though, i was still able to see you on the news.  ❞
  • ❝  wait, you went out and killed someone? without me? ❞
  • ❝  you’re hitting the news everywhere we go, we won’t be able to run forever. ❞
  • ❝  if you never let me a part of anything, why should i let you stay here?  ❞
  • ❝  as much as i enjoy you covered in blood, let’s get you cleaned up, in the shower. ❞
  • ❝  this is the third night in a row you come home covered in blood!  ❞
  • ❝  i’m just saying, maybe we should take some time off from killing..  ❞
  • ❝  i just don’t want you out so much with the police cracking down and all.  ❞
  • ❝  please, hurry back!! i’m afraid i might not ever seen you again when you leave.  ❞
  • ❝  you can’t keep killing, at least not without me around, to protect you.  ❞
  • ❝  if we keep doing this at this rate we’ll be as dead as our victims. ❞
  • ❝  wait!! i’m not leaving! are you crazy? this is my home!  ❞
  • ❝  help me lift him/them/her,  their/she/he’s heavy!!  
  • ❝  oh, brother, we really did a number on this one. i’m not cleaning it up.  ❞
  • ❝  you’re cleaning this one up, i cleaned up the last one.  ❞
  • ❝  here, finish her/him/them off, you look better doing it, i like to watch.  ❞

in  the  town / city’s  pov  :

  • ❝  can you believe it? there’s a killer roaming about and they have yet to catch ‘em. ❞
  • ❝  do you think that this killer is working all alone?  ❞
  • ❝  how hard is it to catch a killer? ❞
  • ❝  that killer on the loose made today’s news again.  ❞
  • ❝  haven’t you heard? the media just released a serial killer on the loose. ❞
  • ❝  i don’t want you out at night with this killer roaming around.  ❞
  • ❝  i can’t believe the media withheld information about that serial killer.  ❞
  • ❝  wait, you mean you don’t know? do you not watch the news?  ❞
  • ❝  what kind of serial killer doesn’t have a specific method when killing?  ❞
  • ❝  i can’t believe i’m living in a town / city where there is a serial killer loose.  ❞
  • ❝  if they don’t catch that killer soon, i’m packing up and moving. ❞
  • ❝  why are you so paranoid and scared all of a sudden? it’s just the police.  ❞
  • ❝  ever since this killer made news, you’ve been super paranoid.  ❞
  • ❝  did you hear? they think they may have finally caught that killer.  ❞
  • ❝  this killer is still killing people each day, how is this possible?  ❞
  • ❝  i still don’t understand why people take serial killer news the wrong way, as if it’s good.  ❞ 





  • Jake and Amy’s first child is named Nakatomi, because Jake’s been promoting it as a possible name to Amy for ages (“Works for a boy or a girl!”)– he comes up with PowerPoint presentations filled with creatively colored pie-charts, bar graphs, statistical analysis
  • Even a binder is produced, filled with all sorts of documents and printouts denoting reasons they should name their child Nakatomi
  • “Aside from being a badass iconic building, Nakatomi was an influential clan in ancient Japan! Can you believe that, Ames? That’s like- the old Japanese mafia! Our baby can be a symbol of HISTORY, and you love history!”
  • Amy agrees to the name Nakatomi, not because of all the detailed PowerPoint presentations and organized binders (she won’t lie, Jake’s efforts lead to a lot of sex, which doesn’t matter since she’s already pregnant) but because seeing how happy the name Nakatomi makes Jake… hell he could’ve suggested Garbage Can as their first child’s name and she might (emphasis on might) have agreed
  • When Nakatomi’s born, Jake surprises Amy with the name he’s written on the birth certificate- Nakatomi Helvetica Peralta (Jake had suggested hyphenating, but there’s enough Santiagos to go around already, so)
  • Amy’s laughing on the hospital bed in an otherwise silent ward full of resting parents– she can’t believe her first born daughter’s name is Nakatomi Helvetica Peralta, but she wouldn’t trade any of it for the world. She actually loves that her favorite font is her baby’s middle name, and she loves her crazy husband who made the call
  • “If you don’t like it we can always change it,” Jake sheepishly remarks as his fingers run through his hair, “I know I’ve been harping on this Nakatomi thing for months, and that was selfish of-”
  • “No,” she tells him, firmly. “I love it. I love her–” she reaches for his face and kisses him sweetly–“and I love you.”
  • Jake gives her a look of awe, and chuckles. “It is a crazy name though–”
  • “It is. But you’re crazy, and I married you because I love that about you. And I’m crazy too, because I actually love this name- for one, it’s definitely not boring.”
  • If one had walked up to Amy in the street ten years ago and told her that her first child would be named Nakatomi Helvetica Peralta, she would have run away screaming. Although, if that same someone had told her back then that Jake Peralta would also be the father of her children, she would’ve run away screaming too.
  • Now, looking at his face of awe, she’s never felt happier.
  • “I love you so much–” he tells her, and she feels it so strongly–“but our baby’s totally gonna get beat up at school when she’s older.”
  • Amy laughs, really truly laughs. “No she’s not, because she has us as parents.”
  • “And we aren’t exactly fantastic examples of ‘not getting bullied as kids’, babe.”
  • They take to calling Nakatomi 'Tomi’ for short, and even though everyone sighs heavily when they find out what Jake and Amy have named their first child, Tomi grows on everyone because she’s literally the most precious thing
  • As a toddler learning to speak, she keeps messing up the pronunciation of The Enigma’s name, as she can’t pronounce 'Eh’ and 'Ma’, yet, she keeps referring to The Enigma as 'Dee Nee’. In the following years, 'Deenie’ is the only nickname The Enigma accepts
  • The Enigma’s largely the main reason why Nakatomi doesn’t get made fun of at school for having a different name. Namely, when Nakatomi’s old enough, The Enigma gives her a knife as a birthday present, and teaches her how to use it
  • This knife is obviously one of the many knives Rosa Diaz owns that she lets her adoptive daughter The Enigma have access to
  • Amy gets really scared when she finds a knife in Nakatomi’s bag, but upon seeing how good she is at using it, they let her keep it (with stern warnings not to bring it to school any more and to make sure it’s in a safe place so she doesn’t harm herself)
  • Jake asks Nakatomi to sneak him one of Rosa’s top notch knives (she refuses to tell Jake where she gets them, he suspects that she makes them herself)
  • When baby number 2 comes around, Jake and Amy take a more traditional course in the naming department
  • That’s how their baby boy gets named Raymond Terrance Peralta, because “Harry Potter really messed up the whole 'naming your kid after two role models’ thing”
  • Holt and Terry are beyond touched when Jake and Amy tell them their first son’s name. Terry bursts into tears immediately, while a single tear falls from Holt’s eye
  • It’s one of the best moments ever, although the rest of the squad is jealous they didn’t get kids named after them
  • At work, Jake’s favorite thing to do in the mornings is bring his infant son, point at Captain Holt and say 'Big Ray Ray’ before pointing to baby Raymond and saying 'Little Ray Ray’
  • On multiple occasions, Holt has to retire to his office because he can’t handle the Emotions he feels
  • Jake and Amy love calling their son their 'Ray’ of sunshine, Jake especially
  • Nakatomi loves that she’s named after a dope ass building in Die Hard, and it becomes her favorite movie too
  • She also starts a band called Tomi! Tomi! Tomi! Tomi? as a teenager
  • It flops