just throwing something out there before going to sleep:
So if we have Bad!Pearl as a trouble maker
and Garnet as a Cop…
What about Sardonyx as a Lawyer?
She would be a badass lawyer who would razzle dazzle everyone.
Sardy would be the female embodiment of Billy Flynn (from the musical Chicago) and this idea has been cooking in my head for centuries. If you have never seen Chicago, you can find the musical numbers from the movie on youtube. Check for "All I Care About" / “We Both Reached for the Gun” / “Razzle Dazzle” they all have Billy Flynn on them but instead of Richard Gere try to picture Sardonyx.
It’s kind of NSFW-ish because there’s a lot of skin, so watch out.
p.s.: and yes I already have the whole SU cast as Characters of Chicago in my head and basically “he had it coming” is a fusion song with Rainbow Quartz, Malachite, Sugilite, Opal, Garnet and Alexandrite in this order.