"Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rode in on. You will not even die in battle. No warrior will taste your blood. No one alive will take your life. You will die a soft poor death. You will die with a kiss on your lips and a lie in your heart." - best curse in all of fiction tbh
best character 10/10 anxiously waiting for the movie adaption about his kids
Slavic aunties with magic powers
My speech is italicizes for emphasis. EMPHASIS!
Sam Black Crow:
SPEECH MAKING INTENSIFIES
ooooh here she comes, she's a man eater, oooh here she comes, watch out boy she'll chew you up
The cab driving ifrit:
doesn't matter had sex
we get it you vape
Jacquel and Ibis:
I believe in my cool funeral dads
fuck this shit I'm out
ILL KICK YOUR ASS, ILL KICK HIS ASS, ILL KICK MY OWN ASS
sugar and spice and everything nice and about to save the world
surprise bitch I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
I specifically asked for the opposite of this
hello naughty children it's murder time
she snorts at his message, before pocketing her phone and looking back out at the mess she’s made. that guy really messed with the wrong girl last night when he went to hit her; now all his shit is broken or gone and his wife is in a safe location. it’s always good to know everything about everyone too; which is how she got the three guys at her house, cleaning.
( text ; best friend ) don’t worry, i’m not going to jial.
( text ; best friend ) someone else will be though.
effectively ruining a mans life and his lackey’s who thought it was funny to hit women? sounds like a good day to karin.
( text ; best friend ) i have to go shopping later for some art supplies for class ; wanna come?