she'd probably go for it

my tablet was broken for like a week but! im back! and i drew nina as a princess because thats basically what she is already

also! i tried to record this as a speedpaint and i kinda messed up but you can watch it here if you’d like !

it’s gotten to the point where no matter how irrational or improbable it is, anytime a character in the new Twin Peaks talks about someone without mentioning them by name, my mind immediately goes: “AUDREY”

the anonymous billionaire who’s funding the glass box project? Audrey. the person who hired those two people to kill Cooper’s doppelganger? Audrey. the woman Albert and Gordon were talking about bringing to the prison to take a look at “Cooper”? Audrey. that barista who sold Tracey her two cups of coffee? wasn’t even mentioned at all but hell, that’s Audrey too.

I love how detailed Maggie Stiefvater is with her Raven Cycle like ok Adam Parrish. Long story short back in the good old days there was a term “on the parish” wherein working class individuals who couldn’t make enough money through agricultural or household labour were supported through the parish of the church and as a result were in a position of servitude to those who held this  power over their life. This is literally everything that Adam abhors, everything he hopes to leave behind, and ironically enough… he literally lives on the parish above St. Agnes and his name is an allusion to the act like… Layers guys. Like an onion.

You were strange to him… Very strange. Especially since you blindly followed the instructions of some stranger who was messaging you through some app. He couldn’t tell if you were just pure and trusting, or downright stupid… But as strange as you were, oddly enough, he had always been fascinated by weird things.

Tumblr request of UnknownXMC fluff I guess haha. Idk MC is licking him.

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“Maybe I haven’t done my best to make friends in this house. It’s very difficult for me to go around and be buddy-buddy with everybody when I want to beat all of them and be number one. It’s just not my goal, really, to befriend everyone in the house.”

overwatch heroes rated by their likely responses to having their purse snatched by a purse snatcher on a motorcycle,an ultimate shitpost:
  • genji: have you ever seen someone outrun a cyborg ninja? no? there's a reason for that. 5/10
  • mccree: this is a man we have already established to be incredibly dramatic,in addition to having the ability to summon tumbleweed and eagles at will. he would probably manage to whistle for a horse in the middle of the city somehow,and ride up alongside the purse snatcher to casually grab his purse back,while delivering a quip like "that wasn't much of a purse-uit,now was it?". lone ranger/10
  • pharah: would probably give them like 5 seconds head start,before soaring into the air and knocking their motorcycle over with her concussive blast,casually landing to pluck her purse from their unconscious form. (what do you mean,she doesn't wear full armor while going about daily business?) 9/10
  • reaper: doesn't need to respond,because he probably carries a leather purse 100% covered in various spikes,pins and studs,making it totally punk. good luck grabbing that thing. 9/10
  • soldier 76: probably carries one of those purses designed to detach from the strap when pulled,but sprints after them anyway. keeps up just long enough with the motorcycle to tackle them down and kick the shit out of them. (all that super soldier serum wasn't for nothing.) 4/10
  • sombra: they seem to get away at first,but soon a mysterious skull emblem appears everywhere they look. every camera and screen turns to display them and anything they touch bricks. after a while,they are never seen again. [data corrupted]/10
  • tracer: would easily blink after them and kick the purse out of their hand,or just rewind and give them a good roundhouse kick off their motorcycle when they try to come at her. 5/10
  • bastion: any bag she carries would probably just be filled with pretty rocks and leaves,as well as bugs and worms for ganymede. she'd probably just shrug and go back to hugging a tree or whatever. 0/10
  • hanzo: if mccree is present,refer to mccree's entry. if not,he'd probably try to expertly shoot out their tires,only to accidentally hit them in the knee or something. would also spend the entire time loudly insisting that it's a murse. 4/10
  • junkrat: would try to mine jump onto them,only to land flat on his face. 1/10
  • mei: petrol fuel can probably melt ice beams. would try to put up a wall to block them,only to fuck up and place it just slightly behind them. 2/10
  • torbjorn: carries a 200 pound purse from ikea. if anyone tries to ride by and snatch it they'd be dragged right down. 8/10
  • widowmaker: probably would actually carry some expensive french shit with a spider motif or something. she'd grapple onto the nearest surface and swing off it to kick them off their bike. wall-crawler/10
  • d.va: instantly summons her mech to give chase,flies after them and rams them to the ground live on stream. makes sure to pose for news photos after and gives an interview so that the korean army can use it for recruitment. for several months after,image and video edits of the incident become a meme where her mech is replaced with various other objects. 9/10
  • reinhardt: smashes the ground to knock them down with the shockwave,then tosses his hammer aside and challenges them to unarmed combat for the contents of his purse. it won't end well for them,but it's the honor that counts. (of course he carries his hammer with him at all times.) 9/10
  • roadhog: they won't get far. also gets back junkrat's purse for him. 8/10
  • winston: his spare glasses are in there. boosts straight onto them and lets them get away with everything except his glasses. the only other things in there were peanut butter and bananas anyway. 7/10
  • zarya: instinctively grabs onto the back of their motorcycle and laughs as the wheels spin. lifts them over the top of her head for show,before placing them back down and turning them away with a stern warning. this also gets recorded and turned into a meme. women everywhere swoon. wet panties/10
  • ana: like mother,like daughter. she just fires a sleep dart at them and leaves them lying in the road. 8/10
  • lucio: lets them get away with it,they need whatever's in there more than him. within a few days,the area his purse got snatched receives sizable anonymous donations for the purposes of development and welfare. eradicating the root causes of crime/10
  • mercy: the caduceus staff is surprisingly heavy. 6/10
  • zenyatta: doesn't react. just sends the orb of discord to follow them and waits for them to turn around and give it back to him. also gives a lecture about non-attachment and invites them to begin a path of self-cultivation. zen out of ten.
  • symmetra: she carries a turret in her purse. 11/10

So, over Mother’s Day I was trying to explain fandom to my grandma, because she said something about Fifty Shades and then later she asked about whether I was still watching Once and it kinda just devolved into me explaining headcanons and fanfiction and meta and BNF’s and tropes and how tropes in general differ from fandom tropes and the whole point of this story is that my grandmother has been bugging me for fifteen years to let her read my writing, and now she wants to read my fanfiction. 

 So I’m gonna start her off with Her Silent Throat and then we’ll go from there.

As happy as I am for my best friend & her fiancé, it hurts even more…

sharkcougarhawksnakescorpion  asked:

I am here for more Wonder Woman fics! I love Marvel, but Diana has always been, and always will be, my favorite comic book character. Shipping her with Tony is genius. She'd probably go for Natasha, too.

Oh I think Natasha would trip over her own feet to get close to Diana. Like WW would be impressed because Nat is like tiny but fierce. And Nat would just stare up at her with hearts in her eyes as all the guys watch and stare in annoyance/jealousy because they finally get another girl on the team and of course her and Natasha are into each other

Because our Amazon Queen said it best “men are necessary for procreation but not for pleasure.”

Suck it, boys.

Me and Black Widow and Wonder Woman are going to go have a party

one of these days I’m going to get my shit together and do a thing with Fiika for the Agent swimsuit calendar

better late than never, right?

an annoyed older nico looking at his sister being all lovey dovey with thalia in the distance (to be drawn later stay tuned xoxo)

~bianca survives au~