she was so sassy last night i love it

Do You Think I'm Ok?

Originally posted by daddyvibe

Request: Yo, how’s it going?? I read you wanted requests and I got oone✌🏻!! :D could you do like a teamiplier x fem!reader thing, where the reader comes back from vacay and their car breaks down half way home, nobody’s picking up their phones (+she has no cash) and it’s raining like crazy? Reader is pissed, gets home and everyone is scared/confused as why Reader is completely soaked but then smbdy makes a sassy remark and they all laugh? This is so specific Aah sorry Love your fics ❤️

Summary: Fem!Reader gets stranded because her car just craps out on her so she walks home in the rain and fights the whole squad.

A/N: Hello!  Wrote this at like 3am last night and I feel ok with it. As always anything italicized is the inner thought of reader or any other character (except for the part about the voicemails obviously)! Not much to say about this one except it was so difficult to find a gif of the entire team. This is the best I could find and Kathryn is barely visible :( Seriously though why is the teamiplier tag so empty when it comes to gifs? Anyway, hope you enjoy!

Wordcount:1232, not too long I guess

Request some more! I don’t have class unil later tonight so I have plenty of free time and hope to post a couple more times today! Then after today spraaang breeeak sah dude keep me busy over break pls

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New Religion

Pairing: Josh x Reader

Song Imagine: New Religion by The Heydaze


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I’m watching you dancing in the kitchen

I could call you my new religion

You’re waking me up in the morning

Josh’s POV

Being with (Y/N) was probably the easiest thing I’ve ever done. It was like a walk in the park. Nothing was ever forced and the love came naturally. She recently moved in and I think that was the best decision I’ve ever made: to ask her.

It’s been about a month since she moved in. Most of her stuff is unpacked but, man does she have a lot.

My favorite part is when I wake up next to her and she’s still sleeping. I see her in her most vulnerable state: mouth open, small snores leaving her mouth, eyes closed with her long eyelashes brushing her cheeks. I wouldn’t want it any other way.

We plan to leave for Columbus soon for the Tour De Columbus. This will be the first time she’s met my family. I’m very excited to show her off. I want them to see what I see: a strong and breathtakingly beautiful woman who’s capable of doing anything she puts her mind to. She’s told me numerous times she’s nervous; I tell her they’ll love her almost as much as I do and she always giggles at that.

One of these days I’m going to ask her to marry me. I walked in on her making breakfast once. She was listening to her Spotify playlist and dancing to random songs I didn’t know. She’s got a weird taste in music but, I love her anyways.

I always find myself wanting to protect her. Last month some fans were saying some rude things and she let it get to her. She always assures me that nothing is wrong. I knew she was lying when she didn’t stop me when I asked if I could borrow one of her things. She always says something sassy when I ask. That’s how I know something is wrong: when she isn’t sassy. So, I laid in bed with her all night and kept telling her how beautiful she was. She kept denying it at first but when she realized I was going to interrupt her every time, she stopped. We just cuddled that night until we fell asleep. She felt a lot better the next morning and that was what I was hoping for.

(Y/N)’s POV

Today has been a good day. I woke up early and made Josh pancakes. He loves my pancakes. I wanted to give them to him in bed but he woke up before I could do that. I wasn’t angry though, I could never be angry at that cute face.

When he walked into the kitchen, I walked over and placed a small kiss on his lips. “How’d you sleep hun?”

“Great, since I slept next to you.” I giggled and hit his chest.

“Stop being cheesy it’s too early for that.” To prove my point, Josh yawned while releasing a small laugh. He wrapped his arms around my waist and placed his head in the crook of my neck.

“Fine bossy pants. You’re lucky I love you.” He said, his voice muffled. I giggled at the sensation and pushed him to the table for him to eat.

“What do you want to do today?” I asked as we finished breakfast. He gave me a quizzical look before smirking. I cocked my head my face scrunched in confusion.

“Let’s invite Tyler and Jenna over and have a water ballon fight in the backyard.” My eyes went wide and i let out a gasp.

“Oh my god, yes! Josh that’s such a good idea! Let me go call Jenna and make sure we can do it. I’ll be right back!” I ran into our room and grabbed my phone, quickly hitting Jenna’s name in my contacts.

“Hello?” She asked in a groggy morning voice.

“It’s time to get up sleepy head. You and Ty are gonna come over and we’re all gonna have a water balloon fight. You can’t say no. Be here in an hour and a half or I’m coming there and getting you.” I hear her groan before mumbling an “okay” and I hang up and run downstairs.

“They’re coming in a little bit Josh!”

“Did you give them a choice or did you force them?” He laughs as he’s washing our plates.

“That’s not important. They’re coming over so I’m going to get ready.” I kiss him on the cheek before heading upstairs.

Josh’s POV

That day was probably the most fun I’d ever had. (Y/N) and Jenna teamed up but Tyler and I won since we knew the best way to get them. We knew their weaknesses. They were close to winning but we won. We have bragging rights now.

Eventually, (Y/N) met my family. They love her just as much as I do. I hate to admit that but, she’s just too great not to love. I knew the moment I met her that I was in love with her. All I had to do was get her to fall in love with me. She likes to tell me she fell in love with me the first time we met too but I doubt it. I always tell her I love her more and that normally ends in a tickle fight that I win. I clearly love her more. No questions about that. I plan on asking her to marry me in a few days. It’ll be our 2 year anniversary and I want to make it special. What other way than to ask her to be mine forever? I just hope she says yes.

I'M BACK and this contains ACOWAR spoilers

And I’m dead… Oh my gosh I just finished ACOWAR last night and I am dead. The Suriel!! my baBY!!! And the. I thought that Rhys was dead and I was sobbing I cried so hard but it’s all okay now!! And Amren, my sassy firedrake, who isn’t actually a firedrake, she scared me so bad! I thought they would have to kill her. And then my baby bats Azriel and Cassian!! There’s just so much to say! Mor’s confession to Feyre had me shook…I kind of expected something like that but I just….AHHHHHHHHH!!!! The diversity in this book was AMAZING! I loved seeing all the different POC characters! So yeah, that’s my rant for now. I just had to express some feelings.

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Hello ! Match-up please ! I'm an Aquarius, a bit small (159 cm). I have a round face, some freckles, brown eyes and shoulder lenght wavy brown hair. I love writing, cooking, play video games and hang out with my friends. I love physical touch from my loved one and praises. But, I love to tease my partners, that's one of the way I show my love, this and cooking to. With strangers I'm a total introvert, but when I open up I am being sassy. I am very proud of the trips I did during my teenage years

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How it happened:

Last night, you baked your first dessert, a strawberry shortcake. You were thrilled to share it with you friends, so you messaged one of your true homie. She messaged back by stating that she would love to eat the dessert that you made. She told you that she will be waiting outside of your last period class.

By the time it was your last period class, you received a message from your friend that she apologizes that she can’t make it due to her new role in the girls’ volleyball team—manager. She also messages you that she wants to try it and that she doesn’t want to bail out on your first dessert making, so she asked you if you could just meet her in the second gymnasium.

When class was over, you took your time getting to the gymnasium. Why the rush? When you were getting closer, you heard boys playing volleyball. You thought to yourself “did she send me to the wrong location?” but then you heard females.

As you walk closer to the entrance, you were surprise by your friend who came to hug and thanked you for coming. She leads you to the sitting area which was on the floor, but a spot where no volleyballs would be flying straight to your face. As you settle down, you couldn’t get your eyes off the players, especially the male players. One, maybe two caught your eyes. Some players were darting their eyes on you because a petite female was in the house. (woot. Woot)

Your friend asked you if it’s okay to share your strawberry shortcake because it seems you baked a big one. You nod your head a “yes”. Although, you were quite afraid because you weren’t sure how your baking skills were. Your friends were the guinea pigs not strangers. Your friend got up to tell the players. Mostly all the males went towards you and you were fluster by it. Some of the females said they were on a diet and they might throw up afterwards if they eat, then play. They even asked you to bake next time. They would surely try it.

The boys’ volleyball gathered in a circle, your friend had gather plates and forks from the storage room. You were sitting next to a tall slimmed male who had short blond hair, thin eyebrows and golden brown eyes. To your right was your friend. You helped your friend cut the cake and shared with the crew. As everyone took their first bite, everyone except one was filled with pure happiness. You look straight dead to the person on your left, to see if he liked or not. You stared at him almost as if you were in a competition and he’s the judge. When he finally ate everything on his plate, he looks at you with the most pokerface ever and with a uninteresting tone, “Good.” However, when he threw his trash away and came back, he gave you some criticism. Then left to go back to practicing. You weren’t sure if you were to take it and apply it, so you just said, “thank you.”

When he left, your friend told you that his name was Kei Tsukishima and don’t worry about his personality. He was always like that. You just nod your head in whatever because it wasn’t a big deal. All you cared about was thank goodness everyone liked your dessert.

The following day when you were walking in the library. You notice Kei and some weird kid that had brown hair with freckles, sitting by the windows. Tsukishima, of course, was listening to his music, while the other kid was doing his homework. You went up to them and asked if the seat was taken across from them. Tsukishima was the first person to say, “Oh? You’re the girl that made us strawberry shortcake. Did you changed what I asked?” Of course, you said, no because one thing for sure you weren’t his servant, his baker, his cooker, or whatever. The other kid introduce himself as Yamaguchi and apologize for the words Tsukishima said. You said it was fine and asked for a do over.

This time, the conversation lead to a normal conversation without Tsukishima being a total jerk.

Press forward to the later months, You and Tsukishima have been building the friendship rather slowly. Nowadays, every time he sees you, he invites you to the volleyball practice and ask to bring in strawberry shortcake. If not, that was okay too. As the friendship continue to grow, your openness to each other was growing as well. Your jokes as well Tsukishima harsher jokes became one of a kind. The whole volleyball team thought you two were dating. But Tsukishima only stated you two were just friends.

A year passed and on a snowy day when Tsukishima asked you to attend to a café with him, was the day he confessed.

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After being in a relationship for a long time (3 months+):

At first, it became surreal and unbelievable because Tsukishima wouldn’t had thought he would ya know, fall in love with you and have you as a girlfriend. But, after three months he let go of all the weird feelings he has because you’re his and no one else. In his contact list, your name would be, “Queen Shortcake” because you’re a lot shorter than him and you made him strawberry shortcake for him when he asked. Queen because well…you’re the queen of cooking…which is another thing he loved about you. Your cooking skills are off the chart. He doesn’t eat much but when you do it, there’s something about the food that wants him to eat more.

Okay. He’s not good with praises without sounding mean. He’s trying. Just give him some slack, he’s just not use to it. Maybe you can help him? But you’re teasing is what he likes because he can tease you back. Sometimes you kind of have to tell him that if his teasing is a bit hurtful, you must tell him that it hurts because then he won’t notice that he hurt your feelings…even if he’s a genius. This is his first time loving someone so much and care for deeply. IT IS DRIVING HIM INSANE.

As far as calculating your sign together. Tsukki as a Libra and you as an Aquarius, I can see a lot of energy and intelligence. You two like being yourself without having to worry or be restricted in any way—which it is a good thing! Jokes are carefree, the conversation is carefree…everything you two do is a carefree way.  Definitely you two are the sassiness couple.

Oh yeahhhhhhhhhh, Tsukki is not so great with PDA. But don’t worry, he’s observing how you show love because he wants to repay it back to you. Holding hands and make a kiss is like his limit. He’s willing to exceed that limit if you could wait a little bit longer.

His little doll and his little bird

Pairing: Bucky x reader x Clint

Request: Hello I have a request if I may..I’d love nothing more than to see a Clint and Bucky poly relationship.I have a soft spot for Clint and I’d love to see more of him he makes me feel like home and with Bucky oh my goodness.😳it’d just make me so happy.

A/n the writers block is OVER ! ! !

Waking up in the embrace of the men you loved is the best feeling in the world. Especially when one of them was gone for two months because their field partner didn’t know what he was doing. Bucky looked horrible when he stumbled into your apartment at a quarter past midnight. You and Clint did your best to clean up Bucky’s injuries before you guys got him ready for bed.

“Doll?” you heard Bucky’s voice as you woke up.

“Yeah baby?” you answered as you touched his cheek while Clint held onto you tight.

“Do you think you can make me waffles?” you kissed his nose at his request.

“You can have anything you want” you replied before placed your hand over Clint’s. “Clint sweetie, do you think you can let go of me so I can make breakfast?”

“Can I get some waffles too?”

“Of course you can” you moved so now you were facing Clint. “What kind of girlfriend would I be if I made waffles for one of you and not the other.”

“Thank you little bird” you kissed his nose as well before he let you go and you got out of bed.

“We’ll be out in a little bit.” you heard Bucky yelling once you got to the kitchen. Smiling to yourself you started making the waffles.

The guys joined you a few minutes later and started getting the table set. “Clint can you make the coffee?”

“I’m on it” he kissed your cheek before we went towards the coffee maker. After a few more minutes you carrying the plate full of waffles towards the table. “Alright hot coffee coming your way”

Bucky helped Clint with the mugs and placed them on the table near each plate. “They smell delicious y/n. You have no idea how happy I am that I’m having a home cook meal and not junk off the street.”

“I’ll bet. Now let’s dig in” you guys started eating as Bucky was telling us about the mission that kept him away from you. He said that he was going to request that he will never do a mission with that agent he was paired with again.

“Enough about me, what do you have planned for today” Bucky asked as you guys were enjoying your breakfast.

“Paperwork and lunch with nat. Why?” You asked as you were cutting up a waffle.

“While you were making breakfast we were talking about how we wanted to do something special for you.” Clint began.

“We know how worried you get when we are out on missions.” Bucky finished.

“You guys really don’t have to. I know you guys love me and appreciate me. You guys show me how much any chance you get” you reached out and held both of their hands.

“We know that but we still want to do something special” Clint kissed you hand.

“Alright if you guys want do something special how about a nice home cooked meal. You know how much I love your cooking Clint.” you responded “and maybe we can have some "alone time” with no interruption. That means ALL of our phones will be off.“

"Done and done” Bucky kissed your other hand before both men let go of your hands. All you could do was smile at the loves of your lives as you continue eating your breakfast.

*time skip*

The rest of the morning was pretty much boring. It was nothing but paper work and phone calls for you. Although you were able to hear Bucky yelling at someone because he was telling them about what happened on the mission. Fury actually called you and Clint over so you guys could calm Bucky down. You guys actually stayed with him until lunch time.

“You should go. You’re going to be late to lunch with nat.” Clint told you as you sat on Bucky’s lap in your office.

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah I’m sure. I have Clint.” he kissed your shoulder

“Ok. I love you guys” you kissed both of the men before you left to meet Natasha at the restaurant.

Once you got there you told her what happened and she started laughing because she already knew. You guys then started talking about your personal lives and she started asking about your relationship with the guys.

“I still can’t believe you’re dating both of them. Do they ever get jealous of one another?” Natasha asked as she took a bit of her food.

“No they don’t. We love each other so much that there is no room for jealousy.” you answered honestly.

“Do you get jealous the woman that approach them? Some of those woman are shameless as hell.”

“No I don’t get jealous” you laughed “both of them are super quick to shut down anyone that tries to flirt with them. I actually remember vividly a time when some girl was flirting hardcore with Clint. Clint told her that I was his girlfriend and the girl said she didn’t care. That she has no problem breaking up a couple”

“What a bitch” Natasha angrily commented.

“It was hilarious. Clint told her that instead trying to get into a relationship with a taken man that she should go to church and get into a relationship with Jesus. Bucky then asked her what man broke her heart so bad that she turned out so heartless.” you laughed. It really was funny because the girl looked like she was about to cry when the guys said that to her.

“I knew Clint was a sassy bitch but damn” she started laughing “do they get jealous if a guy hits on you.”

“So fucking jealous.” you smiled at yourself. “Do you remember that guy that was checking me out at Tony’s party last week. The creepy one with the green suit.”

“Yeah”

“Well when I came out of the bathroom I caught both of them pinning the guy against the wall. They threatened him saying that if you caught him staring at me that they were cut his throat.” You honestly love your boys.

“So that’s why we didn’t see him for the rest of the night.”

“Yup. My boys took care of him.” you swirled your straw in your cup. “So let’s get back to you’re love life. How are things with Steve.” You gave her a smug look.

“How did you-” she looked nervous

“I’m your best friend nat, I know when you like someone. By the way he likes you too” you smiled at your best friend.

“He does !”

“Yeah. Bucky told me right before he left for the mission. I was meaning to tell you but I guess it slipped my mind.”

“How do you think I should let him know I’m interested in him” you were shocked at her question. You’ve known Natasha for a couple of years but you’ve never seen her like this. You guys spent the rest of lunch planning how Natasha was going to tell Steve that she’s interested in him.

*time skip*

“Oh my gosh it smells amazing in here.” you shouted as you took in the delicious smell. Placing your bag on the sofa you made your way into the kitchen were you watched your men cooking you dinner.

“Taste this.” Clint walked towards you with a spoon full of sauce. After blowing on it you tasted the sauce and you felt like you died and went to heaven.

“That tastes amazing Clint.” you gave him a peck. “I’m going to go shower ok?”

“Make it quick, the foods almost ready” Bucky said as he was pouring noodles into a pot. You quickly went over to him and gave him a kiss before you went to your bathroom to take a shower.

After a quick shower and blow drying your hair you changed into dress Bucky bought you a while ago. It was an a-line dress that cut off on the knee.

“How do I look?” you asked as you entered the dinning room. You were in awe. The table was set up beautifully and the food was placed on the table.

“Like my perfect little doll” Bucky smiled as he placed the last wine glass on the table before he walked towards me. “You look stunning”

“Thank you buck” you kissed him as he placed his hands on your waist.

“You always look stunning though little bird.” Clint came up behind you and placed a kiss on your neck.

Moaning against Bucky’s lips you pulled away “let’s save this for later” you managed to squeeze out and took your place at the table.

Dinner was amazing. You guys spent the time laughing as Bucky told more stories about his mission. He reminded you guys that although he had a shitty time on the mission he still managed to mess with his dick of a partner.

After dinner you guys were sitting in your living room planning out your vacation you guys were going on. Clint talked to fury after lunch about you guys having a two weeks off so you guys could spend quality time together. Surprisingly fury agreed immediately and even suggested us take the month off.

You guys decide to spend a month in Hawaii. You wanted to spend your days in the sun and the guys wanted to see you in a bikini the entire trip.

“I’ll be right back. I forgot I baked something for you.” Bucky got up and walked back into the kitchen.

“While he’s gone” Clint took this opportunity to scoop you up and placed you on his lap. “Let’s have a little fun” you guys began to kiss. Clint’s hands were groping your thigh as you slipped your tongue in his mouth.

“Mmm” you moaned

“Having fun without me?” you guys broke you kiss and noticed Bucky was carrying a slice of chocolate cake.

“I’m sorry buck. But now that your here come and join us.” you got Bucky’s hand and tugged it so he would know to sit down next to Clint again. Once he was seated you moved so you were able to rest your legs on top of Bucky’s thighs.

“Open up” opening your mouth Bucky fed you a piece of the cake.

“This is so good” you moaned as your taste buds went wild. “Try some” you got the fork and cut a piece before feeding it to Bucky.

“So delicious.” he replied as swallows the piece of cake. “Give some to Clint.” you cut a piece for Clint before you fed him.

“It is delicious. Good job on the cake buck.” he pecked your lips before before he swallowed the cake.

“Thanks Clint” he leaned forward and kissed Clint and causing you to moan in delight. You always loved when they made out in front of you.

“Wait let me put the cake on the table.” you got up and place the cake on the coffee table. “Ok continue.” both men turned towards you and started kissing your neck.

“Bedroom?” Bucky bit your ear as he squeezed your inner thigh.

“Please ! ! ! I need you guys now ! ! !” both men got up and grabbed your hands before you guys made your way towards your bedroom.

Once inside you guys started to take each other’s clothes off. “Go lay down for us little bird.” Clint smacked your butt before you climbed on the bed and spread your legs for your guys.

“Oh god I missed you and this little minx” Bucky grabbed the back of Clint’s neck and pulled him into a kiss. “Let’s go give her hell.”

“Ruin me.” you smirked at them before they joined you. Both of them laid down near your legs and the took turns licking your pussy. “I want one of you on my clit and I want the others fingers inside me.”

Bucky looked at you surprised. “When did you start calling the shots?”

“Last month” Clint laughed before he inserted his fingers. “Go for her clit.” Bucky began sucking on your clit at Clint’s order.

“Oh god” you closed your eyes and gripped their hair as Clint pumped his fingers inside you. “I missed the both of you treating me like queen.”.

“You are our queen.” you heard Clint before his pumped his fingers inside you faster. “Let me play with her clit.”

“Ok” Bucky pulled away and began fucking you with his metal fingers.

“SHITTT ! ! ! I love it when you use your metal fingers buck.” you gripped the sheets as Clint nibbled on your clit. “Oh just like that Clint.”

Bucky removed his fingers before him and Clint ran their tongues over your over your folds. “You want to cum, don’t you?”

“Yes”

“Then cum”

“AHHHH ! ! !” you screamed as you came. Bucky and Clint were eager to lick you clean. Once you were they sat up.

“Can I go first? I want to be inside her so bad” Bucky asked Clint.

“Of course you can” Clint flipped you over so you were laying on your stomach. “She’s all yours.”

“I hope you’re ready doll.” Bucky lifted you up by your waist and made you get on all fours.

“Oh god yes ! ! !” you moaned as Bucky pushed himself inside your. “Clint baby come over here. Let me take care of you” Clint got on the bed and knelt down in front of you so you could get a hold of his cock.

“Oh fuck”

“Come here” you heard Bucky before you felt clint lean into Bucky and watched as they began to kiss.

“Mmmmm” you moaned around Clint as Bucky started to pick up his pace.

“Switch?” you heard Bucky tell Clint before they both pulled away from you.

You let out a loud moan as Clint slammed himself inside you.“I’m so close y/n I’m not going to hold back.”

“CLINT ! ! !” you shouted as he didn’t hold back and started to spank you. Bucky took the opportunity that your mouth was opened and slipped his cock in your mouth.

“Oh that’s it” Bucky held onto your held as he started to fuck your mouth. “Suck.”

Loud moans filled your tiny living room as your men had their way with you.

“Ahhh shit.” Clint dug his nails into your waist as he nearing his end.

You moaned around Bucky’s cock as you felt him twitching in your mouth. “Do you want me to cum in your mouth?”

All you could do was nod yes as you looked up at him. He let out a dry laugh and with one final thrust you felt his cum sliding down your throat.

“That’s it, swallow it.” Bucky gripped your hair tighter. “How close are you?”

“So close” Clint grunted as he continued to slap your ass. “So fucking close.”

You were so focused on swallowing all of Bucky’s cum you didn’t realize Clint was going to cum.

“Oh shit.” you felt Clint’s cum shooting inside you.

“Ahhhhh” you moaned loudly once Bucky pulled away, some of his cum was sliding from the side of your mouth. “I’m cumming”. You came for the second time.

“You look so beautiful cumming my little doll.” Bucky ran his finger through your hair as Clint slowed down his pace until he eventually pulled out.

“Come here little bird” Bucky helped you up and turned you around so you were facing Clint. “I love you my y/n”.

“I love you too Clint.” you gave Clint a tender kiss before you turn towards Bucky. “I love you Bucky.”.

“I love you too my little doll.” he gave you a kiss before you guys got under the cover and drifted off to sleep.

Companions as high school students

Cait: That one really hot girl that’s also really intimidating because she tries to kick everyone’s ass. Literally never at school because she’s always suspended.

Codsworth: that one really nice kid that everyone takes advantage of. Like, hey, Codsworth, can you do my ten page essay for me? “Of course. Anytime. I’m always happy to help my fellow student.”

Curie: That really smart person that everyone secretly resents because how the hell did you get an A on that test, Curie?! How the hell!

Danse: The hardcore jock. Plays every damn sport that school offers and gets really aggressive in gym class when people aren’t being a total try hard like him. Calm down there, Danse. Chill. This is not the Olympics, bud.

Dogmeat: He’s a dog, so…

Deacon: He’d be that really weird class clown. He’s always pulling weird pranks and once he puts all of the staplers in the school in jell-o and everyone’s like how the liggity lick did you get EVERY stapler encased in jell-o in one night and why the hell aren’t you suspended????!??! Also, on Halloween, he shows up in a Teletubbies costume and plays that creepy song from Halloween on the guitar through that halls all day.

Hancock: He’s that stoner in the back of the classroom that never has a pencil. You give him a new one every damn day, but he somehow loses it by third period. Seriously?! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THESE PENCILS THAT YOU LOSE THEM EVERY DAMN PERIOD?!??!

MacCready: He’s that dude who’s constantly sassing the teacher, yet never gets sent down the office. Never has his homework. Apparently doesn’t sleep at home because he’s always napping on his desk and no one seems to care??

Nick Valentine: he’s that adorable kinda dorky guy that you can talk to and flirt with for all four years of high school and become bests friends with him. But he won’t date you no matter what and you’re just kinda there like :/

Piper: Super friendly and nice chick that has a ton of friends. Everyone tells her their secrets and stuff, but she can’t keep her mouth shut and pretty soon everyone knows about what Jennifer did at Ryan’s house last night.

Preston Garvey: Total sweetheart guy that helps people out when they’re freaking about a presentation they’re doing in an hour. Always stands up for people being bullied and people love him bc he’s just so damn nice.

Strong: He’s that kid thats kinda scary and flips a desk in a fit of rage and then gets expelled for throwing a microscope at the biology teacher.

X6-88: I don’t know I just see him as that one really sassy band kid who literally is always just completely stone-faced, but he always makes salty-assed to everyone comments and no one can tell if he’s being serious or not.

Years ago, I wrote a story called The Coffee Shop Alternative.  I spent dozens of hours working on a sequel for it that I could never make work.  However, I always liked this part, and I regretted not sharing it.  Context if you haven’t read that story, but for some reason want to read this: Amy is the one who was weary about sex until Sheldon and Amy do it on her birthday (years before canon).  At Amy’s birthday dinner, Mrs. Fowler repeatedly attacks Amy and her character and physical appearance until Sheldon gets frustrated and yells at Mrs. Fowler in Amy’s defense.

Amy woke up in the morning to Sheldon still sleeping in her bed.  He was on his back with his head turned toward her and a very peaceful look on his face. That was quite pleasant, and she could get very used to it.  She also woke up to a couple of missed calls and four text messages from her mother the night before.  Amy had forgotten that her parents were due back from their cruise the night before.  She scrolled through the texts.  Amy missed the calls and texts because she had been in bed with Sheldon already.

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“(Y/N) the babysitter can’t come tonight so you have to babysit Rosie!” your mom called to you from the kitchen. No no no not tonight you though to yourself. Today was the day that you and Aaron were going to hang out at your house. “But Mom I was planning on hanging out with Aaron today.” “I’m sorry honey but I have to go to a very important meeting right now and I can’t take her with me.” Since there was no escaping babysitting tonight you decided to call Aaron and explain why he couldn’t come over. You walk to you phone and call him. “Aaron I have to babysit my sister tonight.” “Oh it’s ok what time should I be over?” Wait what you thought? “You still want to come?” “Yea I love kids,” he said. “Well ok then be here at 8:00” “See you later then beautiful love you.” “ Love you too.” “OK MOM ILL BABYSIT ROSIE TONIGHT!” “Thank you even though you had no choice honey!” “Well then when did she become sassy,” you whispered to yourself.
•Later that night•
As you were finishing getting ready there was a knock at the door. You ran downstairs falling at the last step but remained cool so you wouldn’t look dumb. “Hey babe.” and he greeted you with a kiss on the cheek. “Oh hey Aaron, Rosie is in the living room watching tv.” He came inside and went straight to the living room to meet your sister. Rosie walked to you and hid behind your legs then whispered “(Y/N) who’s the dude?” “Rosie this is Aaron, Aaron this is Rosie.” “Nice to meet you Rosie.” “Hi,” she said then quickly came from behind you and jumped on the sofa and looked him straight in the eyes. After a long 5 seconds of her staring she said “He’s no Niall Horan but he’ll do.” Then poked him and ran.
That night consisted of 500 rounds of Hide-and-Seek and tag. When your mom came home she found all three of you guys all spread out in the couch one on top of the other.

*A/N sorry I haven’t been able to post a lot I’ve just been really busy but ill try to write more*

anonymous asked:

Hello, I'm brazilian and I love your stories so much! This was a hard week at work, I really need some Shamy sugar :D Sheldon and Amy seem more intimate lately. My head canon is that their date night kisses are getting longer and Amy is reciprocating them by now. So, could you write a fanfic with a sassy Amy, pretending she will kiss him and not doing it, so he needs closure. And he needs bad ;)

Hi!  Thanks for the prompt.  I’m so sorry that it took me so long to write.  This is the last of my old prompts!

I kind of wish this is how the make out at the beginning of the finale had gone.  Anyway, I hope you enjoy!

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St. Louis WWA Tour Concert Report

I’m not even sure where to begin, except to say that I completely underestimated how massive everything would be. The stage, the sheer volume of fans (which was pretty freaking cool, especially when the stadium was dark and people lit up their phones for Little Things), and the bigness (is that even a word?) of the entire production. THIS TOUR/SHOW IS MASSIVE.

Okay, let’s start with Jamie Scott. Jamie did a really nice job. He was super humble, came out said he was going to play a few songs and that he’d written on all three of One Direction’s albums. He played an acoustic set, which wasn’t surprising, and had his ipad strapped to the mic stand. I think the challenge here, while he did a nice job, was simply that he couldn’t even come close to owning that stage or the stadium. Obviously it’s not the right venue for him, and his sound was way too mellow. While the fans were supportive, they definitely weren’t sad for it to be over. 


The boys came on stage about 20 minutes late. The music in between them and Jamie was fast and upbeat and most people were patiently/eagerly waiting for them to come on. We knew it was about to start when Paul and co. did their sweep around the edges of the barriers. They waved and smiled at fans as they went along. 

Then the lights went out and BAM! MIND. BLOWN.

The opening credits/videos were awesome. And then all five of them walking out on stage together from the top of the stage. The sound was INSANE and people were screaming and singing… the atmosphere was definitely rockin’. 

I was sitting in B4, Row 32, which in St. Louis was one row at the end of the B-stage. I had an AMAZING corner view, and I don’t think I was more than ten feet from the stage. The guys were down there a good amount, which was good b/c while that view was great, it was difficult to see in some parts, which is why this report is going to be a little lacking. I couldn’t see a lot of the stuff actually happening on the catwalk, and the big domed lights on the b-stage def didn’t. 

All of the boys were fully engaged, smiling, waving, blowing kisses. Harry was thumbs upping not-stop. There were toy puppets, balls, all sorts of things. I think, like others have noted, there is a lot less banter between them on this tour. They interact with each other, but it’s no where near the level we saw in TMHT. With that said, it didn’t take away from the show, because at least inside the Dome, it was really hard to hear and understand what they were saying.

Niall - I’ve seen it said and experienced it before, but that boy is actual sunshine. He’s happy, thankful, and just excited to be there. He interacted with everyone, but mostly Louis or Harry, independently. 

Liam - showman to the bone. He danced, was completely connected to the crowd, and really played to the audience. He goofed around a bit, and he and Louis were constantly bantering when there were speaking parts and Liam said something that didn’t quite make sense or called for some snark from Louis. At one point he had a little lamb puppet and used it to mess around with Harry. I should also say we have Liam to thank for dumping a bottle of water down Harry’s back. Hello wet white t-shirt and sweaty/water-logged hair. 

Zayn - the ever elusive one. I found it incredibly difficult to get a good shot of him, but he too was fully engaged, singing along with the other boy’s lyrics. I know people often think he’s not really interested, but I didn’t find that true at all. He waved at the fans, but didn’t make a ton of eye contact and I attribute that to how overwhelming it must be, even if you’re “used to it”, to really look at thousands of screaming girls. 

His voice. SLAY! Every note was perfection. I could listen to him for days. 

 Harry - I don’t even know where to begin. It’s hard to take your eyes off him. He’s magnetic and so engaging. He plays to the crowd, like Liam, but he exudes this feeling/has this aura about him that makes you feel like he’s connecting with you on a personal level. It’s the most intense/bizarre thing, but totally amazing. 

He sang happy birthday to a young girl, and she was so adorable at the end b/c she covered her face, this huge smile on her lips, and buried her face in her mom’s stomach. It’s was adorable and lovely. 

MICHAEL. SAM. I don’t need to say anymore. The fans legit went crazy went he came out in that jersey. The significance of it… amazing for Michael and for St. Louis and just… if people don’t think that means something, I don’t even know. 

Louis - last, but definitely not least. He is the actual golden prince. He was SO smiley and happy last night, sassy and fun with the band intros and teasing with Liam. He was with Niall and Zayn the most, some with Liam, and of course none with Harry. 

He came over to my section a lot and I couldn’t get over it. I just… I’m still overwhelmed by EVERYTHING. 

For the Larry bits… there wasn’t much, but Harry was definitely wearing that blue bandana in his pocket. I’ve seen them several times, and like TMHT, they really do orbit around each other. They CONSTANTLY know where the other is, and they move accordingly. They don’t look at each other much, but the mirroring is real. 

Overall, I would say it was a really upbeat, fun show. I think the acoustics in the dome weren’t great, but the production was amazing. And what’s more, the fact that 1D managed to get the Edward Jones Dome to open their doors for a concert, the first since 2003, is pretty freaking impressive. 

They talked about their new album and that it was coming this fall, and about touring more… so who even knows what’s in store. These boys come off humble and grateful and just truly lovely people. 

I’m off to Chicago for two more shows, all with different vantage points than I had in St. Louis, so I’m excited to see what changes. 

Sharing the love story of Larry Stylinson to my mom

So last night I was talking with my mom and brought up One Direction. I then showed her this gif:

I asked her who she thought the curly haired one was with. And guess what? She pointed at Louis! She said it was definitely Louis because Harry is staring at him like he wants to jump him LOL. She also said Louis looks so damn smug and sassy ;)