she was so sassy and all

Yesterday was National Love Your Pet Day! - Feb 20th
(Sorry, Peachie only just found out)

We love you Pumpkin!
Pumpkin is our sassy little boss bun. She likes to look and act all tough, but she’s really a big ‘fraidy-bun! She’s just being the best an instinctive rabbit can be. She’s always very cautious, careful, and of course, highly judgemental! She’s a lady of high expectations and classy tastes, and if you fail she’ll give you a long hard disapproving stare, a sassy cold-shoulder or even a foot flick. Despite this, at heart she is just a classic tsundere; she’ll act all cold and bashful, but every so often she’ll give you a little lick, a groom, a binky, or a purr out of nowhere just to remind you that despite all your flaws she still loves you.

We Love You Pudding!
Pudding is our mischievous little silly bun. She has a serious case of the princess syndrome, and will demand attention, praise and treats at all times- even to strangers who are visiting! Luckily, she’s incredibly easy to please, and will binky, flop and purr at the smallest of things- she’s always happy! She’s also incredibly affectionate and loves to groom Peachie with licks all day. But despite innocent appearances, she’s a clever little manipulator who knows very well that her cuteness gets her extra attention, and maybe even more treats! When she feels like being the center of attention, trust us- you’ll be able to tell.

Wreak Havoc PART 2 [Teen wolf x Reader]

Warnings: Sassy, sarcastic reader. Fighting. Killing. READER BEING REFFERED TO AS HAVOC. 

Words: 1643

Requested: Yeah. The request was simply “More Havoc”

Note: I felt bad for not writing anything new or doing requests so I decided to post this part two of Havoc that I didn’t like that much as the first part… Still hope you enjoy it

Part 1


Havoc was placed on a fancy chair at the end of the big room. She twirled a long curl of hair between her fingers and hummed thoughtfully.

“What on earth are you waiting for, you weirdo? You bring all of us here one by one and then just make us stand here awkwardly in silence.”

“I’m waiting for the audience.” Havoc just answered without looking up. Damon, the so called leader of the group of vampires, the one who had previously spoken, let out an annoyed sound.

“Why the hell do you need an audience? What is this all for?” he repeats with a louder, more annoyed voice.

“Listen here, fledgling- “ Havoc spoke standing up, and then patting the dust off her clothes.

“I’m not a fucking fledgling!” the vampire leader Damon spit out.

“To me you might as well be, kiddo. Look, you just stand there and look pretty and nothing bad is going to happen to you. For now.” Havoc uninterestedly began tying up her hair and when she was done she tilted her head and gave Damon a smile.

“You realize we can just leave, right?”

“Then why haven’t you done that yet? That’s right, I’ll gut all of you if you try.”

Damon sat down on a chair and ran his fingers through his hair. “Why do you need an audience?”

“Did you not hear me when I introduced myself? I like chaos. And look, here my dear audience is.“ Havoc held out her hands towards her guest. Peter, Derek, Stiles and Scott entered the room. They all looked very confused and Stiles seemed to be in awe. Probably because of the gigantic, old fashioned manor he had just entered.

“They’re yours” Havoc gestured towards the group of maybe 10 vampires and walked over to her fancy chair again where she sat down.

“We need you to leave town” Scott’s voice was steady and loud as he spoke to the vampires. Havoc considered him maybe to be a good alpha there for a few seconds.

“This is why we’ve been waiting?” Damon, also known as Count Asshole laughed. “No way. We like it here. Lots of food.”

“You mean people. Innocent people who do not deserve this.” Stiles spoke. He sounded just as annoyed as Damon had done when talking to Havoc earlier.

“Whatever, we still won’t leave. Why does it matter?”

Havoc thought things were getting boring, and realized that now was her time to shine so she stood up again and stretched out her arms.

“What about we have a small duel then. If you lose, you and your little fledglings take your stuff and leave town forever. If I lose you get to stay.” She proposed to Damon.

“And why on earth would I risk all this on something as silly as a duel?”

“Aw, little Vampire Boy is scared he’ll lose.”

“I am not scared of anything, especially not you.” He scowled back and then he ripped off his coat. “Let’s fucking see who’s the fledgling” he huffed and walked out so he was placed in the middle of the floor. Havoc smirked, loving duels, and walked out so she was standing just a few meters away from him.

“What if she loses?” Stiles muttered.

“She won’t lose.” Derek answered in a voice just a low.

“And if she does she’s probably going to kill him anyways.” Peter said with his eyes locked on the pair ready to duel.

Havoc and Damon stared at each other for a few seconds in silence, and then their faces started sinking in. Spots of their faces slowly turned greyish, and those spots grew until their whole skin was that same pale grey shade. Their faces looked sickly sunken in, and you could hear their bones crack as their bodies changed, with a dark smoke emitting from them as their feet left the ground. They floated in the air just a few inches from the ground. In sync they closed their eyes and when they opened them, Damon’s eyes were dark orange and almost glowing. Havoc’s on the other hand, turned a bright blood red and the whites on her eyes turned pitch black. The landed on the ground again and Havoc grinned, showing off rows of sharp and pointy teeth.

“Holy shit” Stiles gasped.

“Wait, she’s a vampire too?” Scott seemed taken aback by this sudden plot-twist.

Without a warning, Damon lounged himself forward, and tried to grab a hold of Havoc but she had already moved. She looked like she was enjoying herself way too much.

The moved around for minutes, Damon sometimes trying to attack his opponent but he didn’t manage to do it even once. When he began to look like he wanted to give up, Havoc made a quick movement and grasped her fingers around his neck. Their feet left the ground, and suddenly they were high up in the air, Damon trying to pry Havoc’s fingers away from his neck.

“I win.” She smirked, before letting go of him. He fell down to the ground, and stayed on his knees with his hands on his neck. Slowly she floated down again. She held out her hand, as if to help him up, but when he was up on his feet her hand flew forward, digging into his chest. Damon made a gurgling sound as her hand sunk deeper and deeper into his chest.

The audience, including the vampire fledglings, just stared at the scene not really knowing what to do. Havoc almost felt bad for a few seconds, but when she crushed Damon’s heart in her hand and the dark smoke left his chest she just opened her mouth, and let smoke fill her. All she could think about was how she would be stronger and wouldn’t have to feed as often. It had only affected her a little bit of course, but it was something.

“Now, I suggest the rest of you kids leave town as you’ve been told.” She called out to the rest of the vampires, almost like if nothing had happened. The vampires scattered out, all of them heading for the door.  Just seconds later there were only five people left in the room, and only one of them being a vampire.

“Stop looking at me like I kicked a puppy.” Havoc shook her head when Scott and Stiles just stood there gaping at her.

“Told you she’d kill him” Peter stated as a matter of fact.

“But why did you kill him?” Scott asked, trying to understand.

“Well he wasn’t particularly nice, was he?” Havoc looked absolutely unbothered and pulled the hair tie out of her hair, letting it fall over her shoulders.

“That is true, but also beside the point.” Stiles told her. She chuckled at him.

“I like you, Human Boy. Do you know what my favorite thing about humans is?” Havoc asked him. He looked very confused and turned his head to look at his friend who just shrugged.

“Their dogs.” She declared. Derek rolled his eyes.

“Yeah, uh, I’ll be leaving now. It was nice seeing you again Havoc.” He turned around and left the house without hesitating.

“Bye bye, lover boy” Havoc called after him. She turned to face Peter. “You’re uncharacteristically quiet. I want you to pay me. In blood. And a favor, of course. Finding all those vampires and getting them here wasn’t exactly easy, ya know?”

“In blood? What is that supposed to mean?!” Stiles made a few gestures with his hands.

“Look, I know you expected me to be some cool military dude or something, but I ended up being a chaotic vampire queen. All you got to do is give me some blood, I’m not that picky honestly as long as it’s not bagged blood from the hospital, and I’ll be on my way. Capish?” Havoc explained to the younger boys. Peter just stood there, leaning against the wall.

“You can have blood from me. I’ll heal anyways.” Scott hesitantly told her.

“You’re an alpha. I’d just get sick from drinking your blood.” Havoc rolled her eyes and looked over at Stiles, and then Peter.

“Don’t look at me, I was only the messenger. They’re the ones who needed your help” Peter said, sounding very defensive.

“Well then. Wrist or neck, what do ya prefer?” Havoc decided and looked over at Stiles. He took a step back.

“You know what, uh, I’m not very fond of blood so-” Stiles tried to slither his way out of the deal. 

“Don’t worry, love. It won’t hurt.” Havoc cut him off and strode over to him. Scott tried to get in the way, and opened his mouth almost as if he was going to try to negotiate but Havoc just moved her fingers over his face and like a puppet he moved to the side. She grabbed the boys arm and moved his shirt away, revealing his wrist. Without a warning she pushed her sharp teeth into his arm, letting the warm liquid fill her mouth. She gulped it down, feeling her hunger go down, before letting him go and wiping her mouth on her arm. All while Havoc was feasting, Stiles made faces as if trying to hold in a scream or as if he was trying not to say something.

“You should stay. This town has been quiet without you.” Peter spoke up.

“No thank you, that means I would have to start feeding on animals and shit probably. Someday I might be good, but tomorrow I’ll be back at it again. You know I love to wreak havoc, and that ain’t stopping anytime soon. ” Havoc sped over to Peter, patted his shoulder and then with the speed of lighting left town. All while trying to ignore the new, very uncomfortable feeling that her fingertips were tingling.

About a month ago I realized I was going to be busy, but wanted to throw together one or more fandom based 30 day challenge posts.  In the end I didn’t have time for that but I did finish these two and they have been sitting on my tablet so I thought I’d throw them up here.  I don’t remember their day numbers but I do know the first one was for least favorite character.

In the first game I really liked Keira.  She was this sassy, tech savy, cute sexy girl-next-door type. There weren’t a ton of MAIN characters in the game, but I couldn’t say I picked favorites Between Jak Dax Samos and Keira.  They all just worked really well off of each other. 

Then with Jak 2 and 3 Keira sorta wasn’t written well.  In Jak 2 the writing for characters wasn’t great in general but Keira as a character pretty much just argued with Jak (Jealous over Ashelin, the thing with Errol, Jak working for Krew, “People say you get angry and… CHANGE!” does nobody talk to each other in this game?).  I know she hadn’t seen him in 2 years and he’s waaaay different now but jeeze. That’s all they do is bicker.

In Jak 3 Keira does even less.  She’s barley there.  Nuff said.  Actually most of what made me like her in J&D:TPL was given to Tess at this point, Just switch cars for guns.  And… y’know Tess does the one thing Keira doesn’t…

(I know there’s still JakXCR and Lost Frontier but better or worse the games still suffers from bad character writing in my opinion.  The fans write the characters better than NaughtyDog… maybe that’s part of why they don’t want to make Jak 4)

easyupdate  asked:

56. “I’m sorry, what? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” with ellisman lmao? i'm not being hinckman trash for once!

56. “I’m sorry, what? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

AN: Casey!!! It’s finally done! I’m sorry it took me so long. I had a real bad case of writers block, but hey! We got there in the end. Also, more ellisman content pls, I love these two sassy nerds. 

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Kyle wishes his mother would stop setting him up on blind dates. He knows she means well, but the dates are pretty much always terrible, and honestly, Kyle isn’t that worried about being single anyway. Only when his mother comes home all excited about having arranged something for him, Kyle doesn’t have the heart to say no. He never does, and so he ends up suffering through forced dates with people he doesn’t care all that much about in the first place, time and time again.

He finds himself sat alone at the table of a restaurant that’s not too fancy, but is nice enough to warrant more formal clothes than a T-shirt and a pair of jeans. Kyle’s never been here before, but he likes Italian food, and the atmosphere is nice, and he thinks that even if the company is terrible, he’ll at least enjoy his meal.

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peridot storyboard ratings

Raven Molisee

this is the best peridot i have ever seen. she is the perfect combination of angry and huggable. i would date this lovely girl. this is also the artist that boarded peridot’s introduction scene in warp tour, so she is automatically the best. 1000/10 the surperior peridot, i love her with all of my heart

Paul Villeco

a lovely, angry girl. not only is she sassy and adorable, but also those hips. got dam is she single 20/10 my girlfriend, she is wonderful

Rebecca Sugar

a very stressed and anxious girl. she is cute and sassy and she is my sweet honey child. 10/10 i would kiss her

Joe Johnston

a lovely and soft woman, she is very beautiful and cute and i would gladly kiss her hands 10/10 i cherish this triangle

Jeff Liu

she looks very grumpy and rude on the surface, but all this peridot really wants is a friend. i would be this peridot’s friend. 10/10 a gentle and insecure angel

Colin Howard

a wonderful, amazing girl!! very huggable!!!!! very squishable!!!!!! i love her!!!!! 10/10 i would give up my life for her

Lamar Abrams

woah!!!!!!!! big hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that just gives me more of her to love!!!!!!!!! what a little sweetie!!!! 10/10 she’s trying her best and i support her

Katie Mitroff

oh my goodness??????? what a adorable scared little child????? who frightened her like this. i will kick their ass. nobody hurts this precious girl on my watch 10/10 i want to hug her and tell her everything’s alright

Hilary Florido

what a grumpy little child!!!! she is wonderful!!!! and those adorable fangs too!!!!!! what a cuddly angry baby!!!! 10/10 god bless your soul, ms. florido

Lauren Zuke

goodness. what an Attitude. such a rude and sassy little lady, i love her. a sweet and lovely little sourpuss, i would gladly give her many hugs and kisses 10/10 watch out guys, this lady has an attitude

Ian Jones-Quartey

an excited baby girl!!!!!!!!! very fun and full of love!!!!!!!!!!!! and those little fangs of hers!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10 a wonderful peridot

Kat Morris

a very dramatic girl!!!!!!!! she loves to express herself!!!!!!!!! and i love her for that!!!!!!!!!! she is amazing!!!!!!! 10/10 she has enough talent to star in a hollywood movie. i’d pay to see that movie



After many hours of hard work i have completed my life’s work: the entire Lodge of Sorceresses (guest starring Yennefer).

Yennefer, Triss, Sile (Sheala), Philippa, Keira, Sabrina, Assire, Fringilla, Francesca, Margarita, Ida.

Designs mostly based on existing gowns scoured on the internet. I tried to go with book lore, some of them are very different from their in-game appearances and some not so much.

  • DAVE, smashed at 3am after his sisters wedding: you know john the funniest thing me and jade ever did was think that you and rose were going to get together. yall were cute and maybe it woulda been cool but i dont even understand what layers hormone-jacked assumption that must have been because it should have been obvious from the get go that rose was gravitating to the first sassy lesbian she could find like shed refined her ecto-inherited gaydar to detect snarky horseshit
  • JOHN: i dont know dave, all trolls like dating any troll right? why does kanayas sexuality even matter
  • DAVE: come on dude i agree that labelling it doesnt matter for shit at this stage but you cant deny that kanayas gayer than a 1920s elf in booty shorts who doesnt understand modern terminology singing about happiness and friendship while he bangs a komina body pillow
  • DAVE: ysee while trolls like to pretend their quadrants and culture are so alien from ours that wed eat dead babies without knowing theres more similarities than wed expect. we arent eating those dead babies unaware, humanity was using dead babies as burger dip since the first buttscratching caveman killed a cow while it was minding its business eating that grass on its friends body thank you very much
  • DAVE: and like our society they cant seem to grasp the basic concepts that people would be Only attracted to groups that go outside of their preconcieved norms of whats bangable
  • JOHN: uhm
  • DAVE: its pretty interesting though that trolls consider variable sexualities a basic fetish that doesnt matter much while humanity has to make a whole big deal about it to the extent of gouging peoples faces off though both are at least partial in the basic erasure of personal boundaries therefore you see trolls dating people theyre not really interested in or caped douchebags flirting with innocent vampires who would rather strangle them but wonder if its worth a shot anyway
  • DAVE: hell you know that vriska jerk you and her were flirting like there was no tomorrow but next time you see each other you want little to do with anything. whats up with that?
  • JOHN: dave its getting pretty late!! and i dont really want to talk about this...
  • DAVE: wait wasnt she also flirting with that guy who likes fire and then basically kicked him to the kirb in the most violently confused way possible and started fake flirting with my brothers dumb AI thing that nobody could love unless they are into irony in more ways than one
  • DAVE: all this after hanging with another girl who none of us could drag away from her for the most basic of shitposting doing mysterious things together for three years and also vriska being told off by rose for sniffing her girlfriend
  • DAVE: do you think vriska could be a lesbian john
  • TEREZI, on the next seat sniffing a suspicious looking red and green lollipop: WH4TS 4 L3SB14N
  • DAVE: terezi youre not really helping with the discourse here

Can we all take a second to appreciate Winter Schnee as a character? She’s just so great. She keeps up this persona of strictness and decorum, but that’s just a combination of how she’s raised and her job. All her life she’s learned you have to follow the rules, be polite, and she constantly holds herself and those around her to incredibly high standards.

And the best part about her character is that the real her, underneath all that, is so different, and she often has a hard time keeping up with her own image of herself. When she’s alone with Weiss, she tells jokes and is so much warmer than she probably intends to be around her sister. And she even gives some anti-authority advice to Weiss at the end of S3E4 that she would never say in public.

And then you have Qrow. Qrow absolutely destroys the shell she’s made around herself. He brings out her violent, sassy, excitement loving side she always tries to hide. He knows exactly what buttons to push to bring out the real her. And from the look on her face when she fought it looked like she enjoyed it.

Winter is someone we initially thought was going to be a strict, cold, militant person. But in the end she’s a sassy, violent, and incredibly caring person who is always thinking about their family. She’s basically Qrow with boobs and without a drinking problem.

And I love that.

The Pevensie's Scents

A Narnian Preference
by yours truly, @edmundsfreckles ♡

What would the Pevensie’s smell like?

The youngest would smell like white lilacs. The girl thought the flowers so were gorgeous, that she had to be like one. White lilacs symbolize youthful innocence

The gentle would smell like gardenia. Gardenia is a flower that tends to be waxy, and shiny. They’re symbolic of self reflection and clarity.

The just would smell like warm cotton, or fresh laundry. Why? Because all he wanted was a fresh start when he got back from the witch’s.

Or he’d smell like a good ass smelling cologne. a sassy boy needs a sassy scent.

He would smell like sweat from all that damn sword fighting in lww + pc.

Miraculous Ladybug Theme - FRENCH Full
  • Miraculous Ladybug Theme - FRENCH Full

This is a long ass rant about how much I fucking love this song and if you are into Miraculous as much as I am, you will agree with every point I make here.

So ever since I heard the dual version of the French and English one together, I’ve been hyperventilating. I am so much in love with the French version that I just don’t even. Like, nothing against the English dubbing, but there’s something SO SEXY AND SO SINFUL ABOUT THIS SONG IN FRENCH. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN.

So, she starts off the song that’s all, OH I’M JUST AN ORDINARY GIRL NAMED MARINETTE - I HAVE NO OBVIOUS SIGNS OF BEING THE MOST BADASS HEROINE IN THE HISTORY OF ALL FRENCH, KOREAN, AMERICAN, WHATSOEVER LIFE. But then she’s Ladybug and she’s so beautiful and wonderful and sassy and confident and not like any other girl - she’s just so damn badass it makes me want to punch myself in the face she’s awesome. Like I want to be like her, but I have no coordination left in me to do all her acrobats.

AND THEN SHE’S ALL, OH CHAT NOIR IS NO ANGEL. As Adrien, he is totally an angel that I want to squish. AND SHE SAYS HE’S IN HER HEART??????? MY GOD. BUT AS CHAT NOIR? OH HELL NAW. Like, he is the most sinful thing ever with his innuendos and his puns and his flirting and his winking and his mrawrs and smirks. MY GOD. I just want to eat him up. But I ship him so hard with Ladybug/Marinette and they are most least problematic ship in the world in the fact that THERE IS NO ONE ELSE. NO ONE. IT’S JUST THEM IN A LOVE SQUARE AND THAT IS SO DAMN REFRESHING TO ME.

Then you get to Chat Noir’s part and I don’t know why, but the voice for him in this song is so hot and so yummy and I just wanna curl up and suffocate on my lust for this voice. Especially when he’s all “I’m Chat Noir” with that French SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT NOERRRRRRRRRRRR. And he’s all, I’m no bad cat - I fight for the good like YOU DO, LADYBUG. AND THAT HE WILL FIGHT DESPERATELY??!!?! YAS. AND THEN HE’S ALL IM SCARED TO LOVE IN VAIN BECAUSE THE ONE HE LOVES CAN’T LOVE HIM BECAUSE SHE HAS TO BE LADYBUG AND CARRY OUT HER DESTINY. Why you gotta make me hurt in all the ways, FRENCH THEME SONG? PLUS, at the END OF CHAT’S PART, he’s all RAWRING and then belting OUT THESE AMAZING TOP 40s R&B “MIRAAACUUULOUS” notes like it’s some power ballad. LIKE WHAT THE HELL.

I’ve listened to this song like 15 times while I’ve written this out and I would also like to point out that the person who sings Marinette’s part is so fresh - like her voice could make the world better if she sang everything. ESPECIALLY ALL THE ‘ah ah ah’s. Like come on. COUPLED WITH THE GUY’S “OOOOOOOOOOOOH”s and “OOOOH, LADYBUUUUUUUUUG”s.

-chokes- I’m done.

Just so you’re all aware, Teen Wolf had me SHOOK tonight with: 

 - Mason and Corey being adorable and hella gay 

- Finstock making a triumphant return 

- Parrish being sassy 

- Momma Martin being HELLA sassy 

- the gang starting to fuCKING REMEMBER FINALLY 

- malia banging a dude and making him be the little spoon 

 - fetus!scott in flashbacks 

- “I think I had a best friend" 

- Claudia Stilinski appearing FOR NO FUCKING REASON 

- "what the hell is a stiles?” REPRISE 

- oh yeah and Lydia Martin confirming for the first time is 6 FUCKING SEASONS THAT SHE LOVED STILES STILINSKI IM DONE YALL BYE “I think I loved him…”

Imagine Barry Allen, your older brother, realizing you are into Julian Albert

Request by Anonymous: Hi I totally loved your latest imagine with Barry and Julian and was wondering if you reverse it the reader being Barry’s younger sister who is a brilliant, ambitious, sassy legal aid lawyer who ends up at the CCPD all the time getting information from cases so she runs into Julian all the time and Julian developed a crush without knowing she is Barry’s sister!? I understand if you don’t want to. Keep up the great work either way!

Words: 562

Note: Hi Anon, I’m not sure if I put all the things you requested into this imagine. If I didn’t, please feel free to hit my ask box again. Hope you enjoy this one! :D The below isn’t my GIF, credit goes to its owner. *The Flash 3x05 Spoiler-alert*

“Hey.” Barry spotted you from the corner of his eyes. He pulled away from the microscope and turned around to face you.

“Is Juli –” You weren’t able to finish your question as Barry snatched the Big Belly Burger paper bag from your hand in a blink of an eye.

“You bring Big Belly Burger. Great. I’m starving.” Barry rubbed his hands, taking the fries out from the bag.

“Hey!” You protested, attempting to get the food back while Barry was using one of his arms to hinder your movement.

“This is not for you!” You exclaimed once you saw Barry began to stuff the burger into his mouth.

It’s too late, Barry had already taken a big bite of it.

“What –” Barry started coughing when the burning sensation overtook his tongue, “It’s hot!”

He immediately poured the coke straight into his throat while his face and ears were turning red.

“Why did you buy that?” Barry panted, fanning his tongue with his hand, “Neither of us can take the spicy food.”

“That’s why I said that’s not for you.”

“I thought you’re going to have lunch with me.” Barry furrowed his brow, “So what brings you here?”

“Well, as a legal aid lawyer, I have to get some information about the recent attack.”

“Yeah, but that’s Julian’s case…” Speaking of Julian, something came up to Barry’s mind. He remembered Julian loves spicy food.

He looked back and forth between you and the table full of fast food. A crazy idea suddenly struck him.

“Oh no…” He muttered, shaking his head and covering his mouth with his palm.

“What?” You asked insecurely, secretly hoping Barry didn’t notice anything.

“You’re coming here to see Julian, aren’t you?” Barry pointed out, narrowing his eyes, “The whole getting-information-from-case thing is just an excuse. You want to have a lunch date with him, that’s why you brought Big Belly Burger here.”

“Um… Actually… I…” You hummed and hawed, wanting to say something to deny but your brain having problem searching for words after Barry found out your little crush secret.

Your reaction just confirmed what Barry guessed was true. He crossed his arms in front of his chest, “Julian Albert? For real?”

“Allen.” A British voice sounded at the entrance of the lab.

“Yes?” You and Barry both answered and turned to the door frame at the same time.

Julian frowned at the two of you. Did you just react to the surname ‘Allen’?

Julian was a man of intellect, it didn’t take long for him to figure out the relationship between you and Barry.

“Y/N, you’re Barry’s sister?” Julian asked, taking a glimpse at Barry.

“Yeah.” You nodded.

Julian was shocked for a moment, but soon he gathered his thoughts and cleared his throat, “Barry…” He drew a breath as if what he’s going to say needed a certain of courage, “About you giving up the lab… Forget it, you can stay.”

“What…?” Barry’s mouth dropped open.

Julian ignored Barry’s unbelievable stare and asked you with a pleasant smile rested on his lips, “Lunch?”

“Sure.” Your cheeks couldn’t help but flush a little.

Barry’s eyes widened, he couldn’t believe what he was witnessing. Did Julian just ask you out underneath him?

Barry’s protective-brother mode was totally being activated, he shouted behind Julian, “You giving me back my lab doesn’t mean you can date my sister…!”

ranking of every vaporeon sprite on bulbapedia

not too shabby, for a gen 1 sprite. she looks sassy. like she’s on the catwalk. u go girl. 7/10

he’s so chubby and adorable. hello chubby friend!! how are you doing today?? 10/10

absolutely disgusting/10

i love her pounce! look at her go!! she’s Ready For Action. her front legs look a little short though. nonetheless, a good friend. 9/10

he’s crouching. ready to pounce on his opponent. so mysterious and elusive. i love it. 8/10

the same/10

she’s goin’ on a sunday stroll!! look at her go. she might even stop at the park on the way. my only problem here is that all these sprites are the same throughout each gba game. gba sprites is the same. still good friends though. 9/10

now this boy has some personality!! look at him do a lil air kick! truly a lovely happy pokemon. hes just radiating w positive energy and i love it sm. blessed/10

this is… eh. a little bit of a downgrade from the d/p sprite but a good friend nonetheless. where’s his mouth/10

the return of Sassy Catwalk Vaporeon. or eeveewalk, if you will. she’s still as sassy as ever and im glad to see she’s gone further in her modelling career. her mouth is still missing though. give vaporeon their mouth back/10

HER MOUTH IS BACK!!! and she’s using it to show off a lovely big grin. thank you vaporeon for radiating this positive energy into our lives. 10/10

a very good battle stance. he may look like he’s chillin but deep down he’s ready to pounce on you! watch out for this bad boy. 9/10

why aph hungary is my queen and should be yours too:
  • hima described her as “probably the manliest in the comic”, take that prussia lmao 
  • she likes singing scary songs 
  • she dislikes romania so much she named her dogs after them (she’s so sassy i’m cackling)
  • in hetaween 2011 she dressed up as a prince and convinced austria to dress up as a princess so she could sweep him off his feet how sweet is that
  • sometimes her tongue slips and her “potty mouth” shows, just imagine walking salt shaker elizaveta hedervary oh my god
  • she, ukraine, and liech are close friends (and probably talk shit in their salt circle of sin)

seriously, she has “GOALS” written all over her

Couple goals || Julian Albert imagine

His what? (Julian Albert imagine)

Request:could you possibly do a Julian Albert imagine of being Barry’s younger sister who is a brilliant, ambitious, sassy legal aid lawyer who ends up at the CCPD all the time getting information from cases so she runs into Julian all the time and Julian developed a crush without knowing she is Barry’s sister and he finds out?? Please and thank you!


“Barry I got you coffee so you better help me” y/n exclaimed walking into the lab , her voice starling Julian who jumped a bit up in his chair making her giggle “ oh sorry I didn’t see you”

“No it’s-uh- I just thought ehm” he said trying to find and excuse as she were now beside his desk raising an eyebrow looking at him.

“It’s alright to admit you got scared, Mr Albert” She whispered smirking as she noticed Barry walking in the to the lab.

“I though you said you would call before you dropped by” Barry said running to his table looking for the case file y/n had requested.

“Oh I though and I quote you saying ’ I’ve the case files complete for month’ ” she said raising an eyebrow with one hand on her hip and her other holding the coffee holder.

He jump-turned around with a nervous smile “They are down stairs I swear, I’ll be right back” he said before running out the office.

“Idiot” y/n chuckled turning around only to find Julian staring at her hurrying to look down once she caught him “ you okay?”

“Yes of course , why wouldn’t I be?” He asked hurrying back to him computer trying to hide his crush on this beautiful, sassy legal aid lawyer that had been swinging by their lap for about a year now, but of course she was there for Barry and not him and that just added to his reasons for hating Barry Allen.

“You sure you seam a little distracted” she said smirking leaning on his table looking at him over the computer smirking as he looks up at her.

‘Just your mesmerizing beauty’ he said to himself before shaking his head with a smile “ nope just thinking. You and Barry make quite the couple”

Just as she bend over from laughing too much Barry walked into the lab “There you have your files” Barry said raising a questioning eyebrow “what’s up with her?”

“ I just said you guys made quite the couple” Julian said raising an eyebrow at the girl who was now almost laying on ground tear from laughing, just as he said that a second laughter broke out and Barry was now in the same position as y/n “oh what now I really feel stupid”

After their finally stopped laughing , y/n wiped away a fake tear shaking her head" we aren’t dating, firstly I have standards and second he is my brother “

"Wait what?” Julian asked eyes moving back and forth between the two.

“Yeah I didn’t know you had standards” Barry said pretending to raise eyebrow in shock earning himself a smack on the back of the had.

“If I had any standard you wouldn’t be my brother” she said grabbing the filed and walking out the room “ Bye loser, see you later julian”

Just before she could enter the elevator she heard Julian calling her name.

“Your forgot you coffee ” he said handing her the almost empty coffee cup.

“You ran after me to hand me an empty coffee cup?” She asked smirking at him.

“Well yes…not really ” he said rubbing the back of his neck “ would you maybe like to go out for a drink sometime?”

A smile spread upon her lips and she nodded" yeah u would love to"


My only legacy in life is that I wrote one of the first Julian Albert imagines on this site.


(So I just realized I spelled ‘taught’ wrong, sorry for the misunderstanding~)

“So, Captain Levi…  Some citizens in the city informed me that here I would have found ‘humanity’s strongest’, but all that I see is just the same little, annoying brat I had to bear a long time ago” you stated, sarcasm dripping from your voice.

You had barged into Levi’s study without even knocking, causing the Corporal to glare hardly at you. The (H\C) woman had been rather sassy and rude, but in his eyes you had never been more beautiful and charming; your (E\C) eyes glittered with excitement and mocking spirit, while you put your foot on the Captain’s desk.

“And I see the same, old, sour spinster I had to listen to a long time ago; is that a wrinkle I see on your face?” he smirked, satisfied with his remark. He would never admit it out loud, but he had missed you, very much so.

“Well it might be. Or it’s just your sight getting worse and worse because of old age” you smiled with mirth and smugness. Back to the old days, the two of you had shared the same kind of arguments everyday, never getting bored of bickering like an old married couple. He had missed that part of you too.

You sat in the chair in front of the man, crossing your legs and planning on testing your long lost student just a little more.

“So shorty, I assume that you’re still the same cleaning obsessed moron you have always been, aren’t you?”

“Yes, just like you’re still the same pathetic old hag you’ve always been” 

“Well I’m happy to hear you say that because starting today I’ll be residing here and now I know for sure that this pathetic old hag won’t be sharing a room with you”

“Tsk like if I would let that happen”

“Oh and who exactly are you to tell me what I have to do, brat?”

“I’m the reason you’re here, aren’t I?” he smirked again thinking about the good old memories he had shared with you.

After all that was just their way of flirting