she was so pretty that day * *

Today at my library they had me working at the drive-up window by myself for the first time, and a lady drove up with a puppy in her car (which already made the entire day!!), I explained to her that I’m pretty new so I’d be kinda slow and she totally understood, but then at one point the puppy started doing that excited puppy bark, and she said “he says you’re doing a great job!” And it took all my strength not to break down in tears on the spot ggkdkskfjgkgkgksjdjf

So this is actually a story from my old grocery store co-worker. Names are changed.

A guy comes through Sandy’s line, is tipsy but not bad, and wants to buy a jug of sangria. Sandy asks him how his day has been and he doesn’t answer. This was pretty normal, I’d had a bunch of people not say one word to me as I scanned their stuff, so she just keeps going. The guy enters his phone number, and Sandy gives him his total. He then opens his mouth to reveal a fucking folded up $20 on sitting on his tongue.

Sandy is awesome and told him to basically fuck off, but guys, please don’t give your cashier ANYTHING covered in any type of bodily fluid. This is shit I can’t believe I have to say.

I want you back: Bill Denbrough x reader

Originally posted by bury

Plot: A story based off of the song ‘I want you back’ by Jackson five. Bill realises his feelings for the reader after Richie and her start dating.

Warnings: swearing, slight violence.

Pairings: Bill x reader, Richie x reader.

Words: 1,140

When I had you to myself, I didn’t want you around, Those pretty faces always make you stand out in a crowd.

Y/N had been in love with Bill Denbrough for longer than she could possibly remember, their families were close so it made sense for them to be too. However, the same couldn’t be said for Bill, he had always seen Y/N as a bit obsessive, and annoying. When Beverly came along it became a lot more apparent to Y/N that Bill thought Beverly was prettier than her.

One day you were walking down the street with Bill, Y/N was singing a love song to him rather loudly.

“Y-Y/N c-can you pl-please quiet d-down? Y-you’re being e-embarrassing! S-so-Sometimes I w-wish you c-could be more l-like B-Bev!” He blurted out, Y/N’s face dropped and she turned red with embarrassment and anger.

“Geez Bill, say what you really think!” She said rolling her eyes, Bill crossed his arms.

“I-I’m s-so sorry, Y-Y/N. I didn’t m-mean it!” He said as he put his hand on her shoulder, Y/N pushed him off of you.

“Save it, Bill!” Y/N yelled, she looked at him with tears on her eyes “I-I’ll see you at school!” She said as she stormed off.

But someone picked you from the bunch, one glance is all it took. Now it’s much too late for me to take a second look.

Bill had been thinking a lot about the argument you had all weekend, in fact he’d been thinking a lot about you a lot in general. Maybe he was being a bit too hard on her, Bill began to feel butterflies in his stomach, did Bill have a crush?

Bill got up early on Monday morning and brought her some flowers, hoping that Y/N would forgive him for the way he’d been acting. However, when he got to school he saw something he wasn’t expecting, he saw Richie holding hands with Y/N. ‘How does Richie even know Y/N?’ Bill thought to himself. Bill slowly approached you two, holding the flowers with a tight grip.

“H-hey Y-Y/N.” He said with a goofy smile on his face. Y/N looked him up and down, then looked back at Richie.

“Hello Bill.” She said coldly.

“C-Can we p-please talk? I-In private?” He said with a hopeful voice.

“I’m busy, Bill. Why don’t you go talk to Beverly instead? Seeing as you much prefer her.” Y/N looked him dead in the eyes, and he looked embarrassed.

“I-I-I’m sorry, Y-Y/N. Y-You know I-I didn’t mean it! I-I got you f-flowers… Roses, they’re your f-favourite r-right?” Bill was starting to feel more vulnerable by the second. Y/N looked at him sadly.

“B-Bill, that’s sweet, but I’m with Richie now…” she said as she looked down, Bill’s face dropped.

“O-Oh.” Bill glared at richie and dropped the flowers on the floor, he stormed off.

Oh baby, give me one more chance, To show you that I love you. Won’t you please let me back in your heart?Oh darlin’, I was blind to let you go, but now since I see you in his arms, I want you back.

The past few weeks had been torture for Bill, he was realising his worst nightmare: seeing Y/N with Richie. Everyday he had to witness Richie and her being all cutesy. Richie wasn’t even acting like his immature self, it was so weird. It definitely sparked something inside of Bill which wasn’t very pleasant, he was being rude and jealous.

Trying to live without your love is one long sleepless night. Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right. Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground, following the girl I didn’t even want around.

Bill laid in his bed, contemplating whether or not he should skip school. He hadn’t gotten any sleep, every time he closed his eyes he thought about Y/N. Bill knew that if she just gave him a chance he’d be able to prove that he didn’t mean to hurt her feelings.

Bill let out a loud sigh and decided that he could just skip school. Bill got ready and then set off for school, he decided to walk because he didn’t want to ride his bike.

“He thrusts his f-fists a-a-against th- oh s-shit.” Bill said to himself when he noticed Richie and Y/N walking along the street together. Bill sighed and was about to cross the road to get away from the pair, however before he could, Richie noticed him.

“Hey, Big Bill!” Richie smiled and walked over to him, pulling Y/N along with him. “Bill, I don’t think you’ve met my girlfriend Y/N.” Richie said, forgetting the events that happened a couple of weeks ago.

Bill slowly blinked, was Richie being serious? Bill just rolled his eyes and kept quiet.

“Hellooooo, Earth to Billlll. Are you on your period or something?” Richie said waving his hand in front of Bill’s face, Bill slapped his hand away.

“G-Go away R-Richie!” Bill’s eyes were quickly switching between Richie and Y/N.

“What the fuck is your problem, Bill?” Richie said as he rubbed his hand.

“Y-You!” Bill mumbled.


“I said you!” He said as he pushed him slightly, Richie glared at him and shoved him back, knocking him on the ground. Bill just sat there sadly,

“Come on, Y/N!” Richie put his hand out, Y/N looked at Richie then back at Bill. Richie knew what Y/N was thinking. “Fuck both of you, you’re just a bunch of losers!” He yelled as he ran off, trying to mask his sadness.

All I want,

All I need,

All I want!

All I need!

Oh, just one more chance!

Y/N sat down next to Bill and sighed as she looked at him. He was staring at the ground and clenching his jaw so he wouldn’t cry.

“Bill, why have you been acting so weird recently? We’ve gotten into fights before, why are you acting like you actually care this time?”

Bill looked at her sadly.

“I-I’m n-not acting!” He quickly looked back at his feet so he wouldn’t have to see her reaction.

“Please Bill, I’m not that naive! You’ve hated me for ages and yet the second I start dating someone else you’re acting like this!”

“O-Opinions can ch-change!” He yelled, now looking into her eyes. As they stared into each other’s eyes they felt themselves leaning in to kiss each other.

Through all the pain and hurt they’ve caused each other, they ended up together. It was tragically beautiful.

Told the notorious local ‘aunty’ to stop asking me when I’m getting married cause it’s rude and instead she ought to go and pray about it if she’s so worried.


Nathan and Brinley’s relationship was pretty much non-existent, not that Nathan knew that yet… for the past couple of months Brinley had become increasingly close to her boss, especially as she turned to him for advice. A few days ago Brinley had applied for divorce papers, she felt bad not telling Nathan anything but she just wanted to leave with no strings. She still loved Nathan but not like she used to, she couldn’t anymore, not when he looked so much like Violet…

John: “Brinley, are you okay?” he asked 

Brinley: “I just got an approval for the divorce papers, my husband doesn’t even know about any of this yet. He still thinks he’s moving with me, he still thinks we’re in love. It’s a mess.”

John: “Don’t worry. I’ll support you. I didn’t know you were serious about it though… it’s not because of us? Right? Me breaking up with my fiance hasn’t made you do this has it?”

Brinley: “No John, things are not right with me and Nathan. Things will be right with us but I keep telling you, there can’t be an us until I’ve sorted things. We have to keep quiet or he’ll get a better case because I have not been faithful.”

John: “I know, I know.”

Brinley: “Why does it all have to be so complicated?”

Royal Flush

Pairing: Kirishima Touka and Nishiki Nishio

Scenario: After a storm ruins date night the couple find themselves at a loss of how to spend their time together. Their solution? Strip poker.

Note: This fic is a little birthday gift for the wonderfully talented @xkanekitoukax. Hope you have many more to come an enjoy this amazing day. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SOPHIE!

Rating: Eh, Fluff, M?, NSFW? (No sex but they talk about lewd stuff pretty explicitly)


“I have some upstairs.” Nishiki chimed as he turned towards the stairs.
“You mean your hentai collection?” Touka smirked as she folded her arms and gave him an all too knowing look.
“My WHAT?! The fuck are you talking about, woman?” Nishiki stammered, his cool demeanour giving way as he covered his mouth. He hadn’t stammered since high school but the way she brought it up so casually made him sweat. Even Kimi didn’t know about it, how could she?
“You really don’t hide them well enough, I’m not a child you know I can reach high places.” Touka coyly said as she reached for a slit below the sofa. Nishiki’s eyes widened at the realisation of what she had in her hands.
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goldentruth813  asked:

What is Teddy's favorite thing about James, and vice versa? 💜💙💛💚❤️💖

@goldentruth813 wants more Jeddy content in the world, so she just goes around whispering “Jeddy” in everyone’s ears until they make content. It seems to be working out pretty well for everyone, actually. (It’s been a day. Jeddy for everyone!)

Teddy loves James’s verve for life. James Sirius Potter has always had everything: two incredible parents, security, love, family, money. He’s the oldest child and was fawned over by everyone, especially his dad who wanted to be the best father ever on earth. So James doesn’t lack for confidence ever in anything. Teddy admires that.

James loves Teddy’s quiet wit and intelligence, the way he seems to get things and to know how to make James laugh, how to drive him crazy (in good ways and bad), how to plan things for them.

Teddy loves James’s ridiculous old boom box that Aunt Hermione charmed to run on magic and that takes cassette tapes. James’s favorite is Meatloaf’s Bat out of Hell (James obviously knows the entirety of Paradise by the Dashboard Light by heart and dramatically belts, “We’re gonna go all the way tonight we’re gonna go all the way tonight TOONIIIIIGHT!” “James.” “What?” but Teddy is always completely into it and singing his heart out by “STOP RIGHT THERE! I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW!” and tbh they’re usually naked by the time Teddy gets to “What’s it gonna be, boy? Yes or no?”) and Teddy’s favorite is B-52′s Cosmic Thing, though they both completely enjoy any music that the other puts on.

James loves Teddy’s collection of classic films and going with him to film festivals, where he tries to act very mature but usually fails about halfway through any art house film, and Teddy tries to glare at him, but then James is snickering and Teddy’s hair accidentally turns purple and they inevitably end up getting shushed.

Teddy loves this t-shirt of James’s:

James loves this t-shirt of Teddy’s:

Teddy loves James’s freckles.

James loves Teddy’s completely un-metamorphed state, which almost no one ever gets to see. 

This got out of hand. Sorrynotsorry. 

Three Things: Dreams, Meet Reality

Originally posted by hazohazahazbro

for @haighcellent

Special thanks to @hkthauer for the plot inspiration ♥

Darcy/Steve, Rated G; Mike N Ike’s, Wenis, Hawkeye’s favorite beach chair

Read on ao3! 

Give me three things!

Darcy’s first meeting with her Soulmate wasn’t the dramatically romantic scene she hoped it would be. With Words like hers, she did a lot of daydreaming. Anything could happen with a generic Soulmark, and so Darcy spent a lot of her time exercising her imagination. When it finally did happen, she wasn’t even aware.

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What a long week.

It started off with me working 28 hours in 3 days, so I could leave early both Thursday (hip doctor for me) and Friday (Rylee’s 6 month appointment).

Pretty much all week Rylee didn’t sleep well since she was sick, but Wednesday into Thursday was horrible. Rylee literally wouldn’t sleep unless you were holding her. I got probably 3 hours of sleep total that night.

Thursday came and Amanda took her to the doctor’s, a few docs checked her out and told her to take her to children’s. I left work at 11 and met them there. We discharged with a diagnosis of ear infection and a UTI, they gave us a script for antibiotics.

We were taking shifts at night and I fed Rylee around 11PM which she only took two ounces. She then became inconsolable, so I had to wake Amanda up around 11:30. We checked her temp and it was 101.5, she then threw up a little bit later so we made the decision to take her back in.

They knew right away that we would be admitted so she could be monitored and get fluids. They also gave her IV antibiotics. She threw up 2 more times before she was admitted. We didn’t get admitted till about 7AM because all the beds were full (something like 700 beds, this flu thing is real this year).

She finally started to take and keep down some fluids and we were discharged around 5PM.

We had a couch/bed that we took some naps on, but since about 4:00AM Thursday, i have had around 6 hours of sleep. On top of this, Amanda starts her class tomorrow so I will be the one to get up with Rylee if she wakes up overnight.

Sorry for the long post, but there’s my update.

I’m so obsessed with King of my Heart these days. I can so picture on tour the moment right after the bridge when it’s just the background vocoder vocals who go “and all at once you are the one I have been waiting for, king of my heart”. Pretty sure it’ll be the moment she’ll look at the crowd with a beam and sparkly eyes before coming back in the game, mic and elbow straight up in the air singing “AND ALL AT OOOONCE” ♥️

anonymous asked:

I’m asking my crush out to winter formal on Monday and I’m so nervous but excited!! She is so beautiful and nice! I am writing her a really nice pretty letter and leaving it on her desk in first hour, and then the next class I have with her is the last hour of the day and I’m hoping she will have read it by then!

that’s a really sweet way to ask her out! i hope it goes well! 💞💕

pleaseletthisjimbetaken  asked:

Teen!! I care so much about you!! Take care of yourself and take all the time you need!

Thanks, Nancy <3 I love ya too! I honestly just need some breathing space for a bit but other than that, I’m pretty fine. I mean, I’m sad yeah, but I know things just get better from here. I was talking with my mom earlier about it and she said, “Life naturally tries to bring you down, but you make the choice to make the most of it.” 

liveblogging my experience into the flozmin ship. [2/?]

okay, so i’m only two parts in now and i feel like i need to keep a list of quotes that i’m pretty sure “straight” girls don’t say to their bestfriends:

“but truth be told, it makes me feel good to have you near me” - this sounds pretty gay, how close would you like her to be to you flor, can you give us some more indepth details? we’d like to know.

“but i don’t want anyone to come in between us jaz” - i’ll give her props that this isn’t an inherently gay thing, not wanting anyone to come between you and your friends. but the way she emotes it is.

“no it’s just that i think about you all day and so i know what happens to you when we’re not together” - this is gold… i don’t even know lesbians who willingly say this. much less straight girls.

the entire scene where flor gives jazmin a massage and then they curl up in bed together and snuggle - needs no words, but they are literally spooning. literally spooning! and flor is the big spoon. which is very surprising.

and now they’ve kissed… i really hope this rests my case for flor being the gayest, and they don’t go back to the “we are just such close friends” bit.

anonymous asked:

Hiiii so I've been head over heels in love with one of my best friends for the last two years and she's sooooo cute and funny and kind and has a heart of gold she's such a dork I love her so much Ive made so many excuses so that I can hug her or stand next to her and she made me feel like I was worth something when I was in a rough patch and she really is one of the best things to ever happen to me and when I told her I'm bi she told me that I'm perfect and my hearttt ~🌻✨ (I have more to say)

Anyway she’s said that she’s only ever had feelings for her ex girlfriend (they broke up last year) and I’m pretty sure she still thinks about her every day but I honestly haven’t been able to go longer than 10mins without thinking about her for the last 2 yrs no matter how hard I try to move on I’m so scared to tell her that I love her bc she has people confess their love to her a lot and as soon as they do she cuts them out of her life no matter how close they were & I wanna be in her life~🌻✨


Maybe try not feeling anything romantic towards anyone. Just do you. Focus on you.

anonymous asked:

52, ray x MC?

52.  “Can I kiss you?”

She had been with Rika for the last day, and if she was being honest, she was about to lose her mind. It was hard to keep cool when you had someone trying to “bring out your darkness” while also worrying about the friend that had been dragged off somewhere. 

So she slipped away. She was pretty sure she was supposed to be in the throne room doing… something? The entire set up was confusing, and quite frankly she didn’t care to find out. She wandered the halls, finally noticing something familiar when she saw the gardens outside of the window.

Making her way through the door and taking a deep breath of the fresh air, she felt a peace for a moment. As she looked around, she noticed a head of white hair tending to a bush of roses. 

“Ray!” She yelled. He turned in surprise, and his face lit up as well. She threw herself at him, and he caught her, wrapping her up in a hug. “I missed you!”

“It’s only been a day.” He laughed, but his eyes were fond. “Does the Savior know you’re here?”

“No…” She said averting her gaze slightly. “I slipped out.”

“Well, I suppose we can keep a secret for now.” Ray said. “I missed you as well.”

His excited expression changed to one of hesitation. 

“What’s wrong, Ray?”

“I…” He looked lost, unsure of his own words. “I have missed you greatly, and there is something I have been thinking about. Can I kiss you?

She blinked in surprise, caught off guard by the normally timid man’s forward request, but then smiled.

“Of course.” She said, leaning up slightly and pressing her lips to his. She could feel his smile through the kiss.

When they broke apart, she made a request. 

“Before I have to go back, can we walk the gardens?”

He glanced down at the gardening tools he had dropped when he caught her and shrugged. He’d deal with them another time. He let go of her, sticking out his elbow so she could take it instead, smile wide on his face.

She smiled and took it and together, they walked around the garden.


Send me a number and a pairing and I’ll do my thing.


Weiss Household - Day 3 - Part 2

Woody was kinda bummed about not getting to ask the newspaper girl on a date, so Penny, being the awesome big sister that she is, called up her new friend Sadie Wilkie, the pretty redhead who sold her her new muumuu. Her shift at the General Store was almost over, so it wouldn’t be long before she could stop by. Woody did a little more studying while he waited, then actually remembered to take off his goofy thinking cap before greeting the pretty girl he’s trying to score a date with.

They were having a great time dancing and chatting, so Woody asked her if she’d like to go down to the swimming hole with him. Turns out she wasn’t interested. Woody was disappointed, but not discouraged. He wasn’t gonna let it ruin his day, so he asked if she’d like to watch a movie instead.

After the film they went to the kitchen for some of Penny’s leftover cheese sandwiches. Sadie was worried that she’d hurt Woody’s feelings. He played it off like it was fine, but she could tell he was upset, so she decided to explain her reasons. “I’m sorry if I sounded rude earlier. It’s nothing against you, I mean, you’re a pretty cool dude and everything, and I’ve had a great time hanging around your place today, but dating guys just isn’t my thing.” This made Woody feel much better about the situation.

As the teens laughed and joked over their sandwiches, they suddenly heard an awful scream coming from Penny and Woody’s room, where Penny had been taking a nap. Sadie rushed in to see if she was alright, and discovered she had gone into labor. This day was definitely not turning out how Sadie had expected.


she’s a handsome woman // panic! at the disco


Kdrama kisses


@natvanlis: Tickets for @ClexaCon are going fast! See you in Sin City next weekend kitties. ✌🏻

“Hey everyone!  I just wanted to send you this quick video message to tell you how excited I am to be attending Clexa Con, the very first Clexa Con.  I’ll be there next weekend in Las Vegas of course on Saturday March 4th and Sunday March 5th.  Make sure you follow them on Twitter and Instagram @clexacon and check out their website so you know when and where exactly to find me.  And I will see you in Sin City.  So many queer ladies under one roof.  That’s going to be a wild trip.  Byeeee!”